Old classmate from college messaged me after 5 years asking how I was because of the pandemic. Suddenly sends these pictures. Why do men do this?

purpleprinter_ · 2020-03-29T13:21:06+00:00

Text him back and say he should be spending his time in quarantine working out instead of texting you :)

gitepor · 2020-03-29T13:25:47+00:00

Anyone else find it cringy when out of shape guys think we'd wanna look at their bodies???? 🤭

nutshit · 2020-03-29T15:42:13+00:00

First of all, ew. Second of all, why do men send unsolicited pictures?! I just got a text the other day of a selfie from a guy I occasionally go out with shirtless, working out and asked “I did a little trimming on the beard, you like?” Like ....ew. It was such a turn off like what do you expect me to say? I don’t think they realize they’re not pretty like women so they’ll never get “omg 😍😍😍” comments from me

Saitschik · 2020-03-29T13:38:34+00:00

🤦‍♀️ probably watching porn all day and losing every sense for reality

Dismal-Storm · 2020-03-29T16:14:07+00:00

I have a conspiracy theory: nudes from ugly men work just like spam mail. Scam emails are usually badly written and unbelievable ON PURPOSE, such as a Nigerian prince wants to give you millions. Because the worst case isn't a person who doesn't reply, but a person who talks to the scammer for hours and THEN realises its a scam after all, wasting the scammers time. They hope to lure in someone who can't even see through the most obvious scam and who won't jump ship until the money is wired.

So maybe these men send/post nudes to filter out all women who are not instantly disgusted by their nudes. Worst case is a woman who texts them for days or weeks and still doesn't sleep with them. So they're sending nudes to many women in hopes that one of them will sleep with them instantly, no dinner or conversation needed, while all other women stop talking to them, saving them time.

Conspiracy theory over.

TempDetect · 2020-03-29T13:52:34+00:00

I think they do this in hopes that we will reciprocate. Hard pass.

helena939392 · 2020-03-29T14:02:50+00:00

How thoughtful of him to think you would like to see photos of pasty jell-o man. I'm sure you couldn't survive without this view.

DinkyDoo531 · 2020-03-29T16:05:16+00:00

He's bored. Lol

I just got a text from a guy I haven't heard from in years, doing the same shit. He sent me a random dick pic the other day. It's actually kind of sad how men think us women like that shit.

hoIds_up_spork · 2020-03-29T13:58:16+00:00

tell him to hit the gym

2020-03-29T14:03:21+00:00

He’s going down his list of women hoping one will be desperate enough to send back nudes

fakeprewarbook · 2020-03-29T15:24:51+00:00

not satisfied with free pornhub and hoping you’ll step in to provide sexy entertainment 🤮

TheDeadlyBeauty · 2020-03-29T14:01:52+00:00

I am seeing a lot of dudes complaining about being single now that they're social distancing. Imagine that...😏

Ms_Tilly · 2020-03-29T14:54:49+00:00

I really can't understand why they think we want to see their FAILED attempts at looking sexy. Like what is going through their mind? Do they really think we see them the way they see us? Like sacks of meat to masturbate over?

I will never forget about 10-15 years ago when a guy I went to MIDDLE school with found me on myspace and asked me to chat with him on yahoo or something. We never dated. We were children when we knew each other and I guess I was around 25 when this happened. Next thing I know he sends me video of himself pulling out his huge dick and my shocked response was LOL. He damn near cussed me out and disconnected from chat. Later he scolded me for laughing at his dick. He knew damn well it was a nice dick and that I couldn't possibly be laughing about it. It was shock! I didn't expect it and it shocked me. We weren't talking sexually at all and here he comes with a whole ass video of himself swinging his dick around. I told my bff who dated him back in like 5th grade and we had a good laugh.

Alexamaria · 2020-03-29T13:22:37+00:00

VikingPug · 2020-03-29T16:34:26+00:00

My response would’ve been. I see you’ve got a pot belly there. You may want to use this quarantine to work out. Best!

And then block him.

MagicAte_8 · 2020-03-29T16:13:18+00:00

If he's looking for a female opinion on his looks he needs to lose 40 pounds 😂😂

vp2407 · 2020-03-29T15:50:09+00:00

Wtf is that a chain or a bead of sweat going down his chest in the second pic?

throwmefaraway85 · 2020-03-29T16:18:38+00:00

That bead of sweat rolling down his chest in the second picture 🤮

Loonietoons933 · 2020-03-29T18:02:02+00:00

Come on girl, aren't you thirsty to motorboat those mantits? 🤣 🤣 🤣

DallasOMalley · 2020-03-29T15:53:03+00:00

Is he taking these photos in his grandma's living room? I see floral prints in the background (curtains, I think, and a cushion) that don't look like something a single guy on his own would choose.

siberiansummer · 2020-03-29T15:41:54+00:00

Ugh my ex constantly sends me half naked pictures of himself 🤦‍♀️ It’s their form of advertising I guess lol. Wow this dude has like nothing to brag about and still thinks he is hot shit

2020-03-29T17:16:33+00:00

if we could harness male audacity we'd have limitless energy

ithrewhimaway · 2020-03-29T21:26:34+00:00

UGH Oh my fucking god I hate these goddamn men and their fucking selfies trying to get validation or..........like what they fuck WHYYYYYYYYYYY do they do this shit??? I was talking to a guy I gave a chance to even though he looked kind of unattractive facially (I never give chances now, but anyway) because he was smart, funny, successful. We made plans to meet up so I gave him my number. BIG MISTAKE. This dude starts sending me random selfies to go with our conversation. "Oh I'm just eating breakfast right now" (sends me a picture of him making that face where they look to the side and stick their lips out trying to be funny, holding spoon of cereal to his mouth). Dude was just very facially ugly...... unhealthy skin, weird moles, big nose, close together eyes. Did that deter him from inundating me with stupid selfies? NOPE!

I was also talking to another guy I just really clicked with. He was handsome, cool, succcessful a single father (yep, never again, but anyway). I thought he'd be mature and beyond that shit. This guy was in his early forties. The first night after getting my number, he sends me a pic of him with his arm up over his head, in bed making a "sexy" look at the camera. At first, I thought ...this has got to be a joke, this dude looks like he's pretending to be Tyra Banks on a magazine cover, lips slightly parted, eyes half closed...everything. NOPE, not a joke. This fool thought his "sexy" picture would entice me and set my heart fluttering. I opened the message and panicked. I was paralyzed with second hand embarassment. I just left him on "seen" for half an hour. Then I unmatched him and blocked and deleted his number. Mentally ill and delusional men who try to fish for compliments and attention by acting like female fashion models posing to their cracked android cellphone screen are LVM, sorry to this man.

riseaboveagain · 2020-03-29T16:44:08+00:00

He’s hoping to soothe and cheer you with pics of his Buddha belly? 😂

Whateverbabe2 · 2020-03-29T17:58:52+00:00

Tell him he's got cum on the bottom of his neck.

landelanny · 2020-03-29T19:41:00+00:00

I just ate wtf

2020-03-29T18:22:40+00:00

What a narcissist lmao

level_up_always · 2020-03-29T18:48:58+00:00

thanks for the laugh. do they seriously think this is attractive? lmaooo

Leolikesme · 2020-03-29T23:06:08+00:00

His bedroom looks like an elderly person's. It depresses me.

ShieldMaidenLagertha · 2020-03-30T03:15:35+00:00

Oh nooooo...he’s got the Corona Thirst! And THOSE are the photos he chooses to send to “entice” you?!? 🤣🤣🤣

Slayer_Judith · 2020-03-29T17:57:28+00:00

Who'd fuck a pathetic fat doughball like that? Fucking yikes.

JasmineDragon110 · 2020-03-30T23:48:56+00:00

They do it so you are given a chance to critique their bodies :) Take it

dilligent_squatter · 2020-04-01T18:28:45+00:00

Aside from the loaf of dough sat above his waistband, WHY IS HE SO SWEATY

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