Day in the life of dating a D1 football player - OH MY GOD

2020-11-14T04:36:14+00:00

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realityruinedit · 2020-11-14T05:15:01+00:00

Anyone else pick up on some scary anger microexpression flashes?

SansaDeservedBetter · 2020-11-14T04:37:57+00:00

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daisy_0720 · 2020-11-14T07:54:56+00:00

I guarantee he laughs his ass off about her to his bros behind her back and says all sorts of vile things about her. You can see just from these short clips he has zero respect for her.

venomous_g · 2020-11-14T04:40:34+00:00

This girl has apparently created a tiktok dedicated to her relationship with a college football player. What could possibly go wrong?

SansaDeservedBetter · 2020-11-14T04:43:34+00:00

Someone needs to rat him out to the college administration for plagiarism so she can get a wake up call. You know damn well he’s too dumb and lazy to get good grades to keep his football scholarship.

Also, he’s very obviously cheating on her. He comes back from practice, showers, then leaves again for “more meetings” and then comes home exhausted lmao must have been a busy meeting.

Novemberinthechair · 2020-11-14T05:38:21+00:00

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redwineandsolitude · 2020-11-14T06:47:21+00:00

He gave her the finger? I hate that wtf.

Saitschik · 2020-11-14T08:34:37+00:00

The life of a future wife beater... he and his barely hidden anger issue repulse me.

Sad that the world is so full with women who are absolute sheep and "love" men like this.

learningtobestrongxo · 2020-11-14T05:16:35+00:00

I'm like just not even okay after watching that, my head is spinning, I feel ill, I need a xanax.

This is queen fucking pickmeisha.

Even the way he slams the door when he's told to take a shower.

She will do all this, while I bet he cheats on her constantly any chance he gets.

Summoning-Freaks · 2020-11-14T07:50:48+00:00

I know the term bangmaid is used a lot here, but WOW, the accuracy to her situation.

Meadow97 · 2020-11-14T09:50:08+00:00

This is so embarrassing.. On God.

What a literal man baby. Ew.

Sis ain't even a clown. She a whole ass circus.

cremebruleecakes · 2020-11-14T11:26:32+00:00

"Day in the life of being a single mom to an overgrown manchild." There, fixed it.

Half_Halt · 2020-11-14T15:00:33+00:00

I seriously wonder about these girls' parents when I see this stuff. If one of my daughters ever posted something like this or even hinted to me that this was going on...oooooohh sisters, you'd better believe I'd be at their school with a U-Haul van and some motherly wisdom. Note the title is "Dating" a D1 player. Not "In a Relationship with". (Not that the latter is what it needs to be before doing this kind of crap for him.)

He's probably just the second string kicker, too. He doesn't look fit enough to play a real position at the D1 level. My PT has two NFL linebackers that come on the offseason for rehab & conditioning. They're other-worldly fit. As in, they look like they belong to a different subsecies of human than the other 99.99% of men. This kid, not so much.

Molamola14 · 2020-11-14T09:12:47+00:00

That’s a lot of effort to put into eventually realizing you’re a slave. He’s terrifying. Jesus Christ.

Novemberinthechair · 2020-11-14T15:26:06+00:00

That was disgusting. I almost threw up in my mouth. Also, why post this? Does she want someone to rescue her or is she a very confused pickmeshia bragging?

Stray observations:

She does his skincare?

Eggo waffles, huh? Ok.

Did I see him roid rage? Did he tackle something, between flipping her off and slamming that door?

She pointed for him to go into the bathroom.

He looks dumber than a box of hair.

He's going to dump her for a more conventionally pretty type who doesn't do any of that slavery for him.

kiki_do_u_luv_me · 2020-11-14T04:32:51+00:00

lmfao. holy shit

anotherdamnloser · 2020-11-14T06:17:44+00:00

Toaster waffles are a healthy breakfast???

SwirlyButterfly · 2020-11-14T05:07:35+00:00

I've never had so much secondhand embarrassment from a video. Omg

Platipus6 · 2020-11-14T09:18:26+00:00

So much evidence. Should be easy to figure out whodunnit when he inevitably roids out.

NurseBubbleGum · 2020-11-14T06:24:51+00:00

No girl....NO!

wolf_town · 2020-11-14T08:16:22+00:00

I was waiting for the /s... it never came 🤭

Magnolia_Mirage · 2020-11-14T09:51:04+00:00

This isn't a joke?

Girl...

dollymyfolly · 2020-11-14T15:08:14+00:00

He hates her. I can feel the resentment he has through the video. It’s PALPABLE.

Astral_weaver · 2020-11-14T11:35:13+00:00

This is SO MANY LEVELS of S A D.

bonafidefille1 · 2020-11-14T05:14:29+00:00

She forgot to mention that she wipes his ass too

v0ta_p0r_m0ta · 2020-11-14T13:46:43+00:00

Is she his mommy?

throwmefaraway85 · 2020-11-14T15:29:21+00:00

This ... this is a joke right?

I'm gonna have to go to the OG video to investigate...

Edit: not a joke 🤢

I thought it was an entry into the pick-me Olympics

BlueTul1p · 2020-11-14T13:11:50+00:00

It's like having a massive BABY!

suncolor · 2020-11-14T16:06:03+00:00

Sometimes I wonder if videos with this narration are serious and then by the end, I realize they are. Ew. Did she forget to include the part where she wipes his ass?

QueenRizla · 2020-11-14T18:52:06+00:00

‘Dating’ ha ha, is that what we are calling indentured servitude. Dear God she is going to be a doormat that he eventually cheats on.

backforbeskar · 2020-11-14T19:29:20+00:00

did she just say she does his HW???? nah bruh

pozzalovah · 2020-11-14T13:54:44+00:00

WTF I am speechless.

SirCrowDevoidOfCorn · 2020-11-14T14:33:44+00:00

This would be a great video if she were talking about a Great Dane puppy.

2020-11-14T20:22:36+00:00

I don't even have enough patience to watch this shit, yet live like that..? 😒

What's this, voluntarily slavery?? Shoot me.

dollymyfolly · 2020-11-14T21:39:28+00:00

This would be cute if she was talking about her new puppy but this is a biologically grown ass man

LemonCurdDonut · 2020-11-14T21:49:28+00:00

He looks like a bitch. I have a special slap for those.

rebel4acause · 2020-11-14T22:22:44+00:00

Young women are practically becoming mothers to their boyfriends and it's really sad. If you're cooking for him, cleaning for him, doing his homework etc. you're his mother. This is a failure on the part of the parents. Stop spoiling your sons please! It's always the first girlfriends that have to take care of them before they grow tf up and it's pathetic.

okcool_12 · 2020-11-14T23:28:10+00:00

I think she made a typo in the video title. Should be "Day in the life of a mom of a D1 football player"

ItsFreezen · 2020-11-15T01:17:37+00:00

This is really pathetic.

Missybanana · 2020-11-15T04:06:42+00:00

She is definitely making his behavior worse by treating him like this. This unearned, unconditional, desperate display of adoration is just encouraging him to be a bigger scrote every day. He is going to beat the shit out of her. I hope she leaves today. Like, she needs to get out now.

oi_oi_oink · 2020-11-15T07:14:52+00:00

I absolutely love how her whole identity is "dating a D1 football player"!!!! /s

sikedyke · 2020-11-15T04:22:51+00:00

Help it just got worse and worse. That’s way and beyond the typical domestic housewife stuff. She’s literally doing EVERYTHING for him.

Surprise-Turbulent · 2020-11-15T15:46:54+00:00

god her whole lives revolves around this man ew

Fujoshi-kun · 2020-11-15T23:12:55+00:00

He hates her

Jay-quellen · 2020-11-17T03:33:10+00:00

She is putting this man-baby through VANDERBILT. Let that one sink in.

Title	Day in the life of dating a D1 football player - OH MY GOD
Author	a-battle-of-wit
Upvotes	172
Comments	72
Date	November 14, 2020 4:27 AM UTC (5 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/FemaleDatingStrategy
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