The ✨Perfect✨ Woman

Phoenix__Rising2018 · 2021-02-22T07:37:50+00:00

The scrotes are trying to report this as child porn.

HolyIsTheLord · 2021-02-22T14:06:23+00:00

Searching for the ideal woman:

Doesn't wear makeup
Loves sports and the outdoors
Emotionless
Thinks about sex all the time
Fishes, camps, and hunts

*Searching for your ideal match*

Congratulations! Your perfect match is a man.

Pahapan · 2021-02-22T01:33:05+00:00

Body hair and cellulite are both secondary sex characteristics in adult women. It's such a perversion of nature that men find them repulsive. People really underestimate the power of socialization and sat by and allowed corporations to ingrain in both men and women that looking like a grown adult is unattractive, just so they could sell shit like razors and workout gear.

fleuretpomme · 2021-02-22T01:12:25+00:00

Must earn less or not work at all, but must also always pay for herself. If she wants a $15 entree, she's a gold digger

gcthwy · 2021-02-22T01:04:26+00:00

I can’t draw or I’d make my own additions but the next two images would be 1) the man looking side to side to see if anyone was watching and 2) swiping right

dillybarrose · 2021-02-22T02:23:12+00:00

This just makes me think of all of the LVM in r/tinder throwing their money away and being upset because they haven’t found the “one” 😂

MannequinFactory · 2021-02-21T23:45:44+00:00

saw this & immediately thought of FDS!

credit to @vulgadrawings on instagram!

jupiter_sunstone · 2021-02-22T01:03:54+00:00

Can’t wait for the scrotes to object to this 😂

_RustInPiece_ · 2021-02-22T02:00:28+00:00

It would be funny if it weren't true.

Cellswells · 2021-02-22T06:07:27+00:00

A client was telling me how great OLD was because her boyfriend was able to filter out all of the characteristics that led to her. In my mind that was horrifying. This seems about right.

glittersparklesglitz · 2021-02-22T00:25:18+00:00

💀

creamtart_ · 2021-02-22T01:08:24+00:00

Yikes.

Where is the lie tho??

ddamaya · 2021-02-22T02:12:51+00:00

was not expecting that ! 🤣🤣 I thought it would say “no matches” or something but the child result was just too spot on and highlights how ridiculous these scrotes standards are

pickadaisy · 2021-02-22T00:14:50+00:00

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

janeaustenfan99 · 2021-02-22T04:55:10+00:00

This is clever

circescircus · 2021-02-22T14:02:37+00:00

Lmao, this is epic. The only adjustments I'd make to this is "Earns less than me or doesn't work at all, but pays 50/50", "Does 95% of household work and emotional labor without complaining", "Is into kink", and "Does not have expectations".

I'd add those, only because these adjustments more accurately describe 2021 scrotes. Wanting a child-like woman you can control is more of an old school thing, men wanted that back in the day but they knew they had to provide, and they didn't expect the woman to be their porn star-therapist-mommy (but she can't expect a title!) on top of everything else.

midwesternwinds · 2021-02-22T01:28:07+00:00

That's hilarious. Who's the artist?

spinsterchachkies · 2021-02-22T06:46:24+00:00

I laughed too hard at this I feel bad

CrazyPaine · 2021-02-22T10:08:39+00:00

I laughed out loud when I saw the last picture. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Hmtnsw · 2021-02-22T12:40:52+00:00

Reminds me about how my mother was getting on to me about not waiting for marriage and how I would be a better "pick" if I had waited. That is what I get for dating trash men.

My father told her to leave me alone because it's already in the past and it doesn't matter.

I told me mom, oh yeah, them I would have to watch out for a man who was going "being good" so he could fuck the virigin.

Fucking disgusting. ALL OF IT.

dembar126 · 2021-02-22T02:33:25+00:00

Holy shit hahaha! Genius.

RiceSunflower · 2021-02-22T01:07:38+00:00

LMAOOO

mooncrusade · 2021-02-22T04:56:57+00:00

This had me howling, thank you lmao

sleepykittn · 2021-02-22T03:11:03+00:00

😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱 Not surprised🤣🤢

Waste-Win · 2021-02-22T13:11:41+00:00

The sad part is Where is the lie on this?

Slyguy593 · 2021-02-22T06:42:38+00:00

Perfect!

CarrotsAreUs · 2021-02-22T01:51:27+00:00

And it’s true. Especially on Reddit, child porn hub of the internet...

QueensJuju · 2021-02-22T03:20:16+00:00

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂💔🤮

Equal-Ear2312 · 2021-02-22T09:55:39+00:00

they are all secretly pedophiles.

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also about the earnings... they don't want someone that had TOO much financial power. because they need to feel big and strong in the "relationship". Plus, someone who earns their own income might leave them at any point, not being dependent on them at all.

PitchPurple · 2021-02-22T06:03:30+00:00

Men who like women COMPLETELY bald down there... Like, sorry are you saying you're attracted to a literal child? Because that's what I heard...

sugarplumcutie · 2021-02-22T03:50:18+00:00

OH MY—💀💀

nikkirosex3 · 2021-02-22T02:17:24+00:00

hahahaha

fulltwistinglayout · 2021-02-22T08:01:30+00:00

yikes 😳

Lairabel09 · 2021-02-22T13:54:01+00:00

II thought this was a wlw dating app when I saw the first image :((((( what a bummer

HydraSkyFire · 2021-02-22T04:02:48+00:00

Little confused with the earn less. Isn't a FDS rule that you should never date a man that makes less?

Title	The ✨Perfect✨ Woman
Author	MannequinFactory
Upvotes	3176
Comments	73
Date	February 21, 2021 11:44 PM UTC (5 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/FemaleDatingStrategy
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/FemaleDatingStrategy/comments/lp9uka/the_perfect_woman/
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