He mad as hell!!! LMFAOOOO

ReadinIt17 · 2020-12-05T22:34:06+00:00

Congrats, you just saved yourself some financial abuse! LV wrapped in many dollar bills is still LV 🤡

ello-motto · 2020-12-05T22:40:26+00:00

Anyone else find it hella cringey when guys flex their watches and belts in such a blatently obvious way?

How did I know he was gonna react like that as soon as I saw the profile pic. 😩🤣🤡

GoldandGlowing · 2020-12-05T22:44:14+00:00

Sounds like a scammer I used to know 🤣 They’re mad the rented cars and fake watches don’t work with women as well as they thought it would.

EclecticBarbarella · 2020-12-05T23:17:29+00:00

Ahh yes my blessing with a man who calls women hoes 🙄

Phoenix__Rising2018 · 2020-12-05T22:39:58+00:00

You're*

Lol

DallasOMalley · 2020-12-06T01:00:22+00:00

I refuse to believe that a man with such pathetic mastery of the English language makes 7 figures.

sewingmachinesavior · 2020-12-05T23:46:54+00:00

Oh, I love when men pretend they will throw money at you, and because of it they somehow feel entitled to your time or attention.

KateJ1982 · 2020-12-06T02:31:32+00:00

That's some pretty cheap woodwork and carpet for a "7 fig" fellow. Knows he will bring nothing to your life other than angry diatribes, poor grammar, and regrets.

FabledAngryVillager · 2020-12-05T22:51:07+00:00

7 figures, but carpet instead of hardwood?

jollyranchercocopuff · 2020-12-05T22:53:39+00:00

men who think they’re the prize will never not be clowns ☠️☠️

2020-12-06T00:07:19+00:00

Your blessing in life was never responding, bullet dodged!

-pop-fizz-clink · 2020-12-06T01:58:06+00:00

Just lol

People with real money don’t try so hard to show it off

failuretolaunchbf · 2020-12-06T03:33:03+00:00

"I only respect women I'm attracted to. You aren't giving me attention, therefore you're now unattractive, and undeserving of my respect. Stroke my ego. Waaaaaah."

JustMe2008 · 2020-12-05T23:14:20+00:00

I am speechless. This is insane! Glad he won't be your problem, girl!

frustratedmarxistfem · 2020-12-06T05:45:28+00:00

I love when angry people claim they're the prize. Honey if you had all these better options you wouldnt be here in her messages yelling about being left on read.

CountingDownTheDays5 · 2020-12-06T02:48:14+00:00

Wish we could expose these men's face so we can all stay clear

SuitablePerformance3 · 2020-12-06T06:02:38+00:00

Lol he doesn't have money 😂😂😂why is it always the brokies with the most attitude. I know all men have the audacity but the broke ones have this special zest and delusion to them.

Cool-Fill9819 · 2020-12-06T00:24:07+00:00

The guy can't even spell LOL.

TexiMcCrae · 2020-12-06T07:22:56+00:00

Rich men aren’t on dating apps 💅🏻🍷

ferociouslycurious · 2020-12-06T03:51:01+00:00

Dude, 7 ones aren’t 7 “figs”. Trash is lyin’.

ohkoi_ · 2020-12-06T02:47:17+00:00

Man thinks he’s smart but can’t even use the proper form of “you’re”

2020-12-06T02:09:47+00:00

Yup, cause that's how a man making 7 figures talks... Or maybe he's a drug dealer?

Express_Chocolate_60 · 2020-12-06T08:26:24+00:00

I knew a few guys like this bish. He sounds like that idiot who lives paycheck to paycheck, starves himself, only consumes beer and frozen pastries, barely having any furniture, but hell he's spending 70%+ on "expensive" stuff (purchased on 50%+ sales anyway) and let's not forget that his daddy usually covers his ass sometimes.

What a sad life to have. Also his grammar and the way he speaks makes me vomit. :)

CoffeeBeforeAdulty · 2020-12-06T06:31:05+00:00

You're*

Novemberinthechair · 2020-12-06T12:50:53+00:00

I guess I can stomach the watch, but that stupid belt....paging Dr. Freud, anyone? Also, notice how he's making a fist...because he's powerful, everyone! 😉

oneheadlight312 · 2020-12-06T13:29:07+00:00

People truly with 7 figs don't have to flex.

forevergirlfriend6 · 2020-12-06T15:30:21+00:00

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waddamelone · 2020-12-06T11:37:47+00:00

Nice guys be like 🙄

warinmymind94 · 2020-12-07T08:19:37+00:00

A 7 fig derogatory word - i am appalled at his poor word choice and his paragraph attempting to gaslight you. I doubt this man is actually educated and established, with his poor grammar and word choice. If hes boasting about himself its a red flag, but it also demonstrates he is not established. Im embarrassed for him. Good job on dodging a bullet

AimiHanibal · 2020-12-06T15:52:21+00:00

“Thank you, I will ☺️” and BLOCK

oscine23 · 2020-12-06T17:36:13+00:00

He can't spell you're. The end.

livelyfire4 · 2020-12-06T19:01:12+00:00

Looooooooooooool

Chubby-Lovie · 2020-12-06T16:56:24+00:00

Why would a rich man be calling himself rich? A rich man will consider a loan of 6 million "small". 7 figures is not something actually rich people who actually earn that much without debt would brag about

Title	He mad as hell!!! LMFAOOOO
Author	tauruspiscescancer
Upvotes	361
Comments	59
Date	December 5, 2020 10:28 PM UTC (5 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/FemaleDatingStrategy
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