Would probably sprain my thumb from the force of that block and delete

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The_Pyramidion · 2021-03-21T06:40:32+00:00

"I'm also bald now!"

Omg, I wouldn't even have made it far enough to block and delete before dying of laughter

sleepykittn · 2021-03-21T07:54:22+00:00

Why on earth would a woman want to meet up with a guy to only give a free blow job? 🤢🤢🤢

feeturingmyself · 2021-03-21T06:16:32+00:00

I recently blocked every guy that I've ever matched with from OLD on IG, FB, twitter, whatsapp and regular calls/texts and I no longer get messages from guys offering their penis to me. The only coming I've done with guys like that is to my senses.

DallasM19 · 2021-03-21T11:44:20+00:00

“Yo! Want to be my free prostitute! Just lmk! I’m significantly less appealing than when you last saw me!”

Please someone help me find my eyes, I rolled them so hard that they fell out of my head

7Cuervos · 2021-03-21T09:03:30+00:00

I rather cook a 10 pound bag of rice 1 by one...

thinktwiceorelse · 2021-03-21T06:55:45+00:00

Why...do ugly men have all the audacity to act as if they are such a catch that any woman would be lucky to be near him, much less blow him?? I'd rather walk on glass.

30ducks · 2021-03-21T11:29:25+00:00

I checked her Twitter and the first thing i saw was 'stop asking for my onlyfans i dont have one' fucking scrotes 🤮

Davina33 · 2021-03-21T07:47:58+00:00

Lmao @ I'm also bald now 😂

2021-03-21T07:03:07+00:00

fucking gross 🤢

mynameisrominka · 2021-03-21T09:00:46+00:00

The level of audacity hurt my eyes and now I need to renew my glasses' prescription

CowgirlMolly · 2021-03-21T11:10:57+00:00

When he says bald does he mean his balls? 🤮

Don’t respond. Ignore, block, delete.

womandatory · 2021-03-21T13:25:18+00:00

This is that one exception where I wouldn’t block and delete immediately. I’d pay a toddler in ice cream to send a wall of laugh emojis that took him a day to scroll though. THEN I’d block and delete his deluded, misguided ass.

dancedance_83 · 2021-03-21T07:53:20+00:00

😮

2021-03-21T14:49:15+00:00

Holy fuck, I just got flashbacks to my time on OLD. I think it gave me PTSD. The amount of times I got low effort shit messages like this one... I swear to GOD it was like that scene from Finding Nemo with the seagulls screeching 'MiiIIinnEE????' but with a bunch of penises screeching 'SeEeeeEeeeX???SeeEEeeEEX???'

voodo2020 · 2021-03-21T12:35:54+00:00

Just block and fucking delete. Gross. He must be a fucking virgin that doesn’t have a mirror.

Waste-Win · 2021-03-21T15:45:35+00:00

I'm actually surprised It takes a lot of self esteem to have such audacity.

liberty_5-30000 · 2021-03-21T15:51:20+00:00

Block him and delete, never respond. Like most men they get off on getting a reaction from you.

Ruby_5lipper · 2021-03-21T14:19:08+00:00

Response: "No." Then block & delete. Nothing else needed.
In truth, no response is even needed, just block & delete. But sometimes just telling them no feels good.

Leavix · 2021-03-21T13:49:32+00:00

He's on drugs right?

FluffandRainclouds · 2021-03-21T16:24:18+00:00

I have tears from laughing so hard at this. He really thought this was a good idea 🤣

DeepestWinterBlue · 2021-03-21T17:14:29+00:00

The confidence in the audacity. 😂

hologothic · 2021-03-22T02:05:59+00:00

'You can just suck me off' like it's a privilege? Gross.

janeaustenfan99 · 2021-03-22T05:50:43+00:00

This can.not. be for real!

Title	Would probably sprain my thumb from the force of that block and delete
Author	MarbleWorld
Upvotes	853
Comments	64
Date	March 21, 2021 6:11 AM UTC (5 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/FemaleDatingStrategy
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