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[–][deleted] 1948 points1949 points1950 points 7 years ago (196 children) | Copy Link
5’10 not even short wtf
[–][deleted] 1113 points1114 points1115 points 7 years ago (122 children) | Copy Link
To entitled, shallow women, anything under 6’4” is short.
[–][deleted] 520 points521 points522 points 7 years ago (90 children) | Copy Link
I thought I was in the cool cause i'm 6'0" damn.
[–]Alphawolfz_ 228 points229 points230 points 7 years ago (78 children) | Copy Link
The perfect height tbh. I’m young and 5’9” and I’m praying for the cool 6 feet
[–]HyperionC132 219 points220 points221 points 7 years ago (35 children) | Copy Link
I downvoted you because I’m not even 5”8 so Im super jelly
[–]Alphawolfz_ 48 points49 points50 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
That’s fair
[–]WayneNolting 65 points66 points67 points 7 years ago (25 children) | Copy Link
Im 6ft. There's a kid in one of my classes that competes in weightlifting. He looks massive, but one day I found out that he is actually only 5'7" and wears 5" elevator shoes to pull off 6' in public. Dude swoops massive numbers of chicks, and I know it's not BS. Says only 1 of them ever noticed, and after they fucked. Seriously, I never noticed they were elevator shoes. He said he got them here:
https://www.tallmenshoes.com
[–]FUBARded 46 points47 points48 points 7 years ago (13 children) | Copy Link
I call bullshit on wearing shoes that give him an extra 5". I've seen people with leg length discrepancies who wear one shoe which is a couple inches taller, and it's really obvious that one has an elevated soul. 5" is a lot of height, and there's no way he could be walking around on those platforms normally without anyone noticing. I could see someone getting away with an inch or maybe even 2, but 5 is just ridiculous.
[–][deleted] 26 points27 points28 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Disco Stu is disappointed in You.
[–][deleted] 6 points7 points8 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
He doesn't advertise
[–]WayneNolting 24 points25 points26 points 7 years ago (8 children) | Copy Link
I picked up a pair of the 3" shoes, and they were a little weird at first but I got used to them pretty quickly. My ex-wife is super tall, only one inch shorter than me. I definitely noticed the change in her tone and attitude when I wear them around her to pick up my kid etc. I've also been lifting the last year, so that probably has something to do with it as well.
I've never seen him try to run in the 5" shoes or anything, I've just seen him walk in and out of class, and again I never noticed until he told me. The boots he wears hide it a little bit better than the shoes I think.
[–][deleted] 7 years ago (7 children) | Copy Link
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[–]sixdicksinthechexmix 10 points11 points12 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I'd like to get a pair ranging from 1" to 5". Then I'd start with no lifts and every week add an inch when I go to work. Once I get to the 5" lifts I'd go back down an inch every week, and then never do it again. I'm only like 5'8", so I have a couple co-workers who would go from looking down to looking up, and then back down. Then they would spend the rest of the time we work together secretly wondering if they'd lost their minds.
[–]WayneNolting 2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Also, I can definitely tell a difference in how people treat me in public when I wear them, even though I'm already six foot, just being that extra couple of inches taller. The only thing I don't like about these is that they lace pretty tall in order to give you the extra ankle support needed for the elevation, and when I need to take them off quickly to bang a chick, who has seen me in them all night, it's kind of awkward to take them off. I bought a different pair of motorcycle riding boots that have zippers on the side and that makes getting them off much quicker. For what it's worth. I think mine are Calto Brand.
[–]ImJustHereToBitch 8 points9 points10 points 7 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Tall guy here, thanks for the site. Gonna let all the other tall guys know so we all start wearing them too. 7 foot is the new 6 foot.
[–][deleted] 15 points16 points17 points 7 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
This is the weirdest fucking ad I've ever read
[–]WayneNolting 5 points6 points7 points 7 years ago* (0 children) | Copy Link
Honestly, prior to seeing this website whenever somebody mentions elevator shoes I just think about radar O'Reilly from MASH. Some of them actually look pretty stylish.
[–]discosanta 10 points11 points12 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
wtf, people are insane.
[–]Indecs 7 points8 points9 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I upvoted you because I round to 5”8.......:(
[–]Pyromike16 1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I’m 5’6” and you can both eat a dick
[–][deleted] 7 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
[–]FeierInMeinHose 21 points22 points23 points 7 years ago (15 children) | Copy Link
Perfect height is probably 5’8” or 5’9”, everything’s designed for people around that height.
[–]ReadShift 10 points11 points12 points 7 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
Am 5'8", everything is within reach.
[–][deleted] 8 points9 points10 points 7 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Am 5’7” with a big wingspan... everything still in reach but can’t find pants in my size.
[–]mewbie23 5 points6 points7 points 7 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Just go into the kids section lol
/s i am about the same height
[–]Noxzi 9 points10 points11 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
6'2" here and it's perfect. All the advantages of being tall without being too tall that it's a hindrance.
[–]Epsilight 3 points4 points5 points 7 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Hell I am just 6'2 and always think 5'10 has it the best.
[–]Taco-Time 1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
No way man. I'm 5 10 and 6 2 is my dream height. You're in the golden range
[–]modern_rabbit 4 points5 points6 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Sly Stallone, Jason Stathom, and Sam Fisher are all 5'10", and they're bad mufuggas. Coincidence? You be the judge...
[–][deleted] 4 points5 points6 points 7 years ago (8 children) | Copy Link
Yeah, I have got like 4 more years, of growing so I think I can hit 6'4".
[–]Alphawolfz_ 6 points7 points8 points 7 years ago (7 children) | Copy Link
Get ready for the “do you play basketball” comments if you do
[–]same_coin 1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
"Do you play miniature golf?"
[–][deleted] 1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
That's all my life is.
[–]jeegte12 15 points16 points17 points 7 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
as a 5'5" please cry me a fucking river
[–]dcel8 2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
right behind you, 5'4
[–]Scipio11 1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Anything 6'0"-6'4" is golden, with 6'2" probably being my favorite height.
I'm 6'6" and things just stopped being built for me, also the back issues are just fantastic..
[–]PM-YOUR-PMS 5 points6 points7 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Once you’re above 6 no one cares. Honestly if you’re 5’10 just lie and say you’re 6. No one will know.
[–][deleted] 1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
The coolest is 6’9”
[–]hipsterraccoon 1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I’m 5’11.8” so I just round up
[–]BongusHo 1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
If your six foot, you'll be accused of rounding up to hit the mark
[–][deleted] 1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I'm 6'3 and a 5'1 girl called me short. Nothing is ever good enough for the cunts.
[–][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I get called tall all the time and I’m 6’2” wtf
[–]ChorizoSupreme 0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Same and I'm 6'3".
Sorry 6’2 or no rights /s
[–]Moonboots606 0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Short shit. /s
I'm 5' 11".
[–]notacrackheadofficer 33 points34 points35 points 7 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
It would be great to have a street interview video asking college ''women'' about their height preferences for a boyfriend, and then asking Hispanic men what they think about what the women said. [hint: Hispanic men rarely top 6 feet] College feminist chicks are racist against shorter ethnic groups. Oh snap.
[–][deleted] 7 points8 points9 points 7 years ago* (1 child) | Copy Link
Yeah, I wouldn't call that racist. It's just natural for a woman to want a taller boyfriend. The thing with college women is just, since most of them are more on the left side, they might think that biases like that are just a construct of our "opressive" society without them realizing that these preferences effect them too. Generally they don't think that ethnic groups with shorter man are less worth than tall men. Ofcourse for the harder left college women this is a bit different since they often think that every minority group is better than white people, which is definitely racist but you cant call college women racist because they follow their natural preferences (wether they realize it or not).
[–][deleted] 21 points22 points23 points 7 years ago (6 children) | Copy Link
trust me as a guy thats 5’6 im aware, unfortunately
[–]Piratey_Pirate 0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Me too! High five
[–]iHeartCandicePatton 0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Hey I'm not the only one
[–]EyHorn 0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I don't know, I never bump my head, nearly all women are the same height or smaller than me and I never had any issues since I am an adult with 1.70m (which is 5'6ish?)
[–]texxmix 0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I am too, and honestly I’ve never had a female comment on it. Maybe I’m just lucky but I’ve hooked up with and dated women taller than me and shorter than me.
[–]GarciaJones 14 points15 points16 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
On tinder once a girl told me I was too short being 5’9....... she was 5 even. Like wut? I swear some girls just want a Shaq to be their man.
[–]brenb1120 3 points4 points5 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I really feel like a dick being tall
[–]SCROTAL-SACK 4 points5 points6 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
SO 3 years ago bro.. 6'12" is the new master race.
[–]Shrappy 9 points10 points11 points 7 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
smirks in 6'5
[–]notacrackheadofficer 19 points20 points21 points 7 years ago* (2 children) | Copy Link
''He hit me officer! He scares me! Look how big he is! Sob sob sob'' takes all your shit
LPT for tall guys: hit up the college volleyball or basketball tournaments, if you want to be surrounded by very tall women.
[–]Shrappy 11 points12 points13 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Basically. Even though I'm the biggest cuddly teddy bear you could meet, my military background, tattoos, and size would make me the bad guy until I had proof otherwise.
[–]2540 1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I have both these dimensions, so I assume I’m set!
[–]EncouragementRobot 0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Happy Cake Day 2540! Today is your day. Dance with fairies, ride a unicorn, swim with mermaids, and chase rainbows.
[–][deleted] 1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
I’m 5’11.5” and 6’ on a good day. what does that mean for me?
[–]alsoandanswer 1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
you should slouch less dude
i recommend dress shirts that are well fitted. they'll lock in your height once you have posture discipline.
[–]cpujockey 1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
even when the ladies are 5'0 - 5'5 they claim this shit!
[–]KoRnBrony 4 points5 points6 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
anything under 6 is considered "manlet" territory
[–]magnetic_couch 0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I'm 6'3" and I tend to just think of anybody whose top of the head is below my eyeline short. But I'm also not a bitch that treats people differently based on height, and I don't think it's a huge factor in how attractive somebody is.
[–]XxsrorrimxX 0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Glad I'm 6'4
[–]fastdub 0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
My buddy who's 6'4" says he uses to hate it because in a club or in a bar he'd constantly make eye contact with some random. For a shy dude it was torture.
[–]cubs1917 0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Is that true...well good for them.
Who would want to be w someone like that.
Entitled, fat women*
[–]zxcsonic 31 points32 points33 points 7 years ago (8 children) | Copy Link
Look up the 5 11 meme
[–]ink_on_my_face 9 points10 points11 points 7 years ago (7 children) | Copy Link
What 5'11" meme? I am 5'11". I wan't to know,
[–][deleted] 7 years ago* (6 children) | Copy Link
[–]paullesand 10 points11 points12 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Christ, that's a special kind of incoherent.
[–]Apaschek16 points 7 years ago [recovered] (16 children) | Copy Link
But I’m a short girl and would probably date a guy that was 5’4” tbh
[–]brandon0220 21 points22 points23 points 7 years ago (6 children) | Copy Link
Sighs in 5'3"
[–]Jmsaint 3 points4 points5 points 7 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
Seriously though, this is the whole point, stop judging people on height.
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[–]Gooi-a-weg19 points 7 years ago [recovered] (2 children) | Copy Link
Lol yeah i would definitely date a 5'4 guy just by chance all my boyfriend were 6 feet but that's because of their personality teehee
[–][deleted] 3 points4 points5 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
well most girls wouldnt
Gonna need a citation in this one.
[–][deleted] 3 points4 points5 points 7 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Probably... but you know you actually won't.
[–]Apaschek 0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I have before...
[–]CzechoslovakianJesus 24 points25 points26 points 7 years ago (12 children) | Copy Link
It's manlet-tier in the Netherlands, but Andre-tier in Vietnam. It's all relative.
[–]Taxonomyoftaxes 18 points19 points20 points 7 years ago (7 children) | Copy Link
It's not even Manlet tier in the Netherlands, you're only 2 inches below average height
[–]hcvc 16 points17 points18 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Anything below 7'3" is manlet tier, shorty
[–]GrapesofGatsby 3 points4 points5 points 7 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
Are people in the Netherlands giants? 6'0 is tall af
[–]AVZ075 2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
6'1 is the average here i believe. I feel like im not even tall and im 6'4
yeah thats the average. Scandinavian countries have similar average heights
[–]vsehorrorshow93 0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
what’s the variance?
[–]TwOne97 3 points4 points5 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Am 5'10 and Dutch, can confirm I'm a manlet
[–]Sindoray 0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
5’10 here. Can confirm being midget length.
[–]Sillychina 0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Taller than first world average ¯\(ツ)/¯
Bingo
[–]Apaschek4 points 7 years ago [recovered] (3 children) | Copy Link
Yeah I think short is like 5’6”
nice, im 5’ 6
[–]Moontorc 0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
5’7” checking in
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[–]Juking_is_rude 0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Average for a male on the us is 5'10, average for a male worldwide is 5'6. Being short is okay.
[–]keepitswoozy 1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
So above average height is considered short now?
[–]airwalker34 0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
At 5'8 I feel you bruh. What a fucking joke.
[–][deleted] 2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
i would drag my body through broken glass to be @ least 5’8
[–]airwalker34 1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
I'm sorry that you are not happy with your height. I never had a problem with mine until I started hanging with a very tall family/group of friends. A woman I knew once said to me "I would never date someone as sorry as you." She ended marrying a guy that is around 5'5. Height shaming is so fucking gross.
[–]Dray_Gunn 0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I'm 5'7. I dont even feel short really
[–]psychoacer 0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Go to college bars in Wisconsin. That was the first time I felt short
[–]_BeefJerk 0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Indeed. At 5'4", I was quite confused.
Short is subjective.
Seriously, where’s his self confidence? I would have laughed it off, being only 5’7”, 5’10” is aspirational.
[–]Morningsun92 0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Try 5”5 and always needing to show id for bars :l
[–]GamerEssence 0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
that dude taller than I am
[–]whatafoolishsquid 0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Yeah, but all men lie about their height, so for a woman 5'10" translates to like 5'6". I'm 6'3" which is even sort of a lie because it's really like 6'2.5". I'd say about once a week someone asks me how tall I am and when I tell them, they say, "No you're taller than that. My brother/dad/husband/boyfriend/uncle is 6'4", and you're taller than he is!" It even happens with men. A few weeks ago I had a guy who was pretty tall but about an inch shorter than me try to tell me I must be taller than 6'3" because he's 6'5". It's crazy.
5’10 is taller than me fml
[–]BigBadBootyDaddy10 296 points297 points298 points 7 years ago (33 children) | Copy Link
5’8 and living life
[–]jaywan1991 127 points128 points129 points 7 years ago (14 children) | Copy Link
5"7 reporting in. I'm short and I've accepted that but I don't care. I'm me and that's important
[–]TEMAX 55 points56 points57 points 7 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
Not even thaaat short to be fair. Not that height matters to anyone worth being around
[–]jaywan1991 18 points19 points20 points 7 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Haha yeah I know. I mean I grew up the short one in my family so I'm used to it. Everyone is over 6 feet
[–]JBrody 10 points11 points12 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I feel ya. I'm 5'6 and the runt of the family with the next shortest being 5'10 and the tallest being 6'3.
[–]jokersleuth 4 points5 points6 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Smh same situation. All my cousins and brothers got their heights from their dads but somehow I got my height from my mom...
[–]scyth3s 6 points7 points8 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
We're short, but not overly so. One more inch and got and I both would be the low end of average.
We're as tall as you can get while still being classified as short.
[–]Moontorc 1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
5'7" too. Sometime I wish I was taller but then you get on an aeroplane and realise how blessed you are for legroom
[–]Bicycle_Violator 1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
5'7" is short but as a person of this height it hasn't stopped me from achieving anything except reaching items on the top shelf at Walmart 😂
[–]POTATO_COMMANDER 0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
You're the same height as Vladimir Putin; be proud!
[–]Abdi04 0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Lmao as a European I had to look up, because of the metric system and really? 170cm in your case aren't short. What's wrong with people. That's alright and one shouldn't call you short. Smh
[–]SkeletorTheSpook 0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
6’7 here comrade, take half of a foot so we can be even
[–]PoopReddditConverter 15 points16 points17 points 7 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
This post is supported by 5'8" gang
[–][deleted] 11 points12 points13 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
You I'm 5'8", 165lbs. I'm pretty much spot on the national average in nearly every way. I'm still waiting for the military to recruit me for a cryogenics experiment.
[–]Charliesmansion 2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
It’s such an interesting height and weight because it can be worn so differently. I’m 5’8” 160 lbs and I’ve got broad shoulders and large arms. But my legs are a 30” inseam so everybody thinks I’m shorter than I actually am. It’s very common for people who are 5’6” to eventually be standing next to me and say “oh I always thought I was talller than you”
[–]SideHug 15 points16 points17 points 7 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
Represent, both my brothers are taller then me. The doctor told me I'd be 6' when I get older. Stopped at 5'8" when I was 15 and stopped growing.
[–]Zmorrison2112 7 points8 points9 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Same here brotha. I’m 5’8 and have two older brothers, one is 6’ and the other is 6’2. My dad is 6’1. I got gypped.
[–]SideHug 0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Dude same, sucks so much it didn't used to bother me but it's been bothering me more and more as I get older.
[–]BigBadBootyDaddy10 0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I hit the gym early not sure if that effected a growth spur, but it’s all good. Crushing it.
might have honestly, I did too but I'm not built big either I think I just got the shit roll of the dice.
[–]mindshadow 4 points5 points6 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Airplanes aren’t even uncomfortable. Living life yo.
[–]BigBadBootyDaddy10 1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
My bud is 6’11 (tried out in the NBA). Hotels and showers are the worst.
[–]JoanToBa 2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Everyone in this thread be like "I'm 5'6 bro" while I'm 5'4
[–]nuget102 2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I'm 5'4"...
Lmao I'm 5'8 and don't wanna grow anymore cuz I could tell people I'm 4'20
[–]GuntersTag 1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Hell yeah! Same here my friend, what makes it even better is i could pass for gimli, the jokes write themselves.
[–]AsianSensation3 1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Lol lucky, 5'2. Always a bigger fish, but really smaller haha
[–]engarde6478 0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Yo same here
[–]Chrisfish11 0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Living life under the radar.
[–][deleted] 493 points494 points495 points 7 years ago (14 children) | Copy Link
The real joke here is a fat woman thinking she's in the position of body shaming someone.
[–]SkilletRocksRise 181 points182 points183 points 7 years ago (8 children) | Copy Link
You sexist misogynistic pig! how dare you call a woman fat
[–][deleted] 75 points76 points77 points 7 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
If we want to simplify this sentence even further we could say:
[–]MGTOWPOLITICS 22 points23 points24 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
You womann’t! How dare you speak?
[–]Kingminos9 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Google translate needs you
[–][deleted] 11 points12 points13 points 7 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
I'LL CALL ANYONE A FATASS!
HOLLA IF YOU HEAR ME! 🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨
I love calling my skinny friends fat ass. I also call people of the African persuasion "Whitey" all the time so yeah, I'm not particularly funny or intelligent.
[–]flee_market 2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
HOLLA IF YOU HEAR ME!
UHHHHHHHHN
[–]Hammer1024 0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Easy... here, let me show you how it's done!
Oink, oink, looking exceptionally fat today eh Jannis?
[–]Roguta 8 points9 points10 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Hypocrisy is one of the hallmarks of these types. Don'nt expect them to have any level of self-reflection whatsoever.
[–]ThugosaurusFlex_1017 2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
!Thesaurizethis
[–]ThesaurizeThisBot 5 points6 points7 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
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[–]Julioscoundrel 602 points603 points604 points 7 years ago (41 children) | Copy Link
Fat women who call short men out best be prepared to be called out themselves.
I’m a tall guy, but my buddy is 5’5” so I get this.
[–][deleted] 148 points149 points150 points 7 years ago (9 children) | Copy Link
Why should they? As the tweet shows, they won’t face any consequences for mocking your friend’s height, but he sure as hell will for talking about her weight.
[–]Zachary_Stark 115 points116 points117 points 7 years ago (8 children) | Copy Link
All I had to do was tell management that if they wrote me up for making a fat comment to my fat female co-worker after she teased me relentlessly (of course she ended up crying after being a cunt to me for days) was that they'd be hearing from my lawyer for discrimination. Don't want to chastise my co-worker after days of complaints from me, but want to pull out the pen and paper when I've had enough and call her a fat cunt? Prepare your legal anus.
Yeah that shit stopped fast.
[–]ChocomelTM 10 points11 points12 points 7 years ago (7 children) | Copy Link
Did you call her a cunt? This could be fine or a giant problem depending on where you live.
[–]GuntersTag 3 points4 points5 points 7 years ago (6 children) | Copy Link
British guy here living in Kansas, they do not like the word cunt. They also can't pronounce twat.
[–][deleted] 4 points5 points6 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
U twat m8????
[–]GuntersTag 2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I'm more of a wanker
[–]ChocomelTM 1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Twot
[–]Skizm 48 points49 points50 points 7 years ago (22 children) | Copy Link
Fat women call short men out because they feel bad about being fat.
[–][deleted] 18 points19 points20 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I find that they hate short men because short men make them feel large, so they want a big tall man to make them feel small.
[–]notacrackheadofficer 10 points11 points12 points 7 years ago (19 children) | Copy Link
They're just hinting that they don't like Asian or Central American men at all. It's a college feminist dog whistle for ethnic supremacy.
[–]oopsgoop 6 points7 points8 points 7 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
not sure if biting satire or biting insanity
[–]notacrackheadofficer 10 points11 points12 points 7 years ago* (2 children) | Copy Link
I'm serious as fuck. See my sources in the thread. These are educated, strong, fierce, we can do anything, we are just as smart women, right? I'm sure they must have gathered that different areas of the world's people have differences. I've been hearing white black and Hispanic women making fun of Asian men my whole life, often talking about how short they are, with derisive insulting haha mocking heartlessness. No hard working western man looks at the Asian man from any Asian country like they are ''LOL losers''. We see capable and hard working people, who invented fucking martial arts and shit. Putting school grades aside, and focusing on masculine abilities, Everyone every man knows about the 120 lb sherpas who can carry 300 lbs up Mount Everest. . Western men, have all watched films with Asian man heros. Western women see ''Ew short guy ew ew ew ew ew ew.''
[–]oopsgoop 5 points6 points7 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Why is it easier to believe that women just arbitrarily don't like Asian men, and so have invented a dog whistle to be able to talk about it without being seen as hypocritical, than that women just arbitrarily prefer taller men? Occam's razor leads me to the second conclusion. I'm sure that short dudes of other races have a hard time dating as well.
[–]notacrackheadofficer 1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Judging by their women's magazines, they'll pick on anyone just for fun and lulz. I never saw a men's magazine shaming fat male celebrities. The supermarkets festoon the check out counters with these hate screeds because most women gobble that shit up. Liberal Hollywood is still beating the short Asian bucktooth stereotype to death, including ultra woke SJW Seth Rogan films.
[–][deleted] 3 points4 points5 points 7 years ago* (14 children) | Copy Link
What? Lol
People of all races are short. I don't know how you even arrived at that conclusion
Edit: missing a word.
[–]Thor1138 4 points5 points6 points 7 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Wooosh
A fine? Where? I've never heard of this.
[–]AsianAssHitlerHair 16 points17 points18 points 7 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
I'M 5'6"! NOT 5'5"!
[–]scyth3s 9 points10 points11 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
"Still shorter than you are wide. How do you afford the double price airline tickets on that salary btw?"
[–]Julioscoundrel 6 points7 points8 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Actually he’s officially 5’ 5”. My 5’ 4” wife was slightly taller than he is.
[–]drmangrum 690 points691 points692 points 7 years ago (69 children) | Copy Link
Shouldn't have said anything. Just file an HR complaint. When dealing with female coworkers, DOCUMENT, DOCUMENT, DOCUMENT!
[–][deleted] 107 points108 points109 points 7 years ago (28 children) | Copy Link
HR Complaints don’t work. It comes down to whether HR like the person that you complain about or not.
Our HR manager’s friend (built like a whale - both the friend and HR manager) called a really scrawny skinny intern girl “a bit too fat for this company” and the intern’s complaint was never followed up.
A few weeks later I told the HR managers friend to mind her own business when she asked me to turn the light on in my private office. The friend made a complaint and I was given a formal warning and fine by HR.
[–]drmangrum 69 points70 points71 points 7 years ago (22 children) | Copy Link
If it's documented, you need to file a lawsuit for hostile work environment.
Alternatively, you can start to really nitpick HR rules and then notify the upper management the HR director doesn't play fair and if they don't fix it, you'll escalate. If you go such a route, be sure to follow HR rules to the T, then you can move to mediation and get the fat bitch fired.
[–][deleted] 29 points30 points31 points 7 years ago (12 children) | Copy Link
I left that company a few months ago. It felt good as they had to give me a big cheque when I left due to unused annual leave. I could see how upset she was about it.
The company was pretty much run by HR. They had been in charge of hiring, and 2/3 of the staff were from her friend’s circle and family circle. It’s quite common in Hong Kong.
[–]Aqedah 9 points10 points11 points 7 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
I'm surprised China has HR departments.
[–]relevant__comment 20 points21 points22 points 7 years ago (7 children) | Copy Link
Hong Kong
Well, there's your problem.
Seriously though, corporate atmosphere is some of the worst in HK. Spent ~2 years in it. Won't go back. It's even worse being a black American. Wild times.
[–]J-Dubbleu 2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
So many people think HR can get away with things and you can't do anything about it. I have family that is HR. Their job is to keep the company out of court and if they can't do that then they aren't good at their job. Playing favorites does the exact opposite of this and you should definitely sue if they do.
[–]Surtysurt 4 points5 points6 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
HR is there to protect the company from a potential lawsuit. They're not your friend and people should contact authorities if they really feel like there's steps to be taken
[–]Soulless35 1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
That's not true in all situations. Some jobs have HR completely disconnected from the regular employees to avoid picking favorites.
Sadly not all HR is good, and for some reason a lot of people get into that field that are shit at it. But that's also why you document and keep copies of everything. Because government agencies and lawyers love catching shitty HR people that fuck around with legal protections.
[–]Seems-Reasonable 159 points160 points161 points 7 years ago (28 children) | Copy Link
Exactly right. Why would you put yourself at risk to make a stupid joke? Be the bigger person, don’t stoop to their level.
[–]SPS_Agent 264 points265 points266 points 7 years ago (24 children) | Copy Link
Gotta jump on this, but it sounds like she was the bigger person.
[–]iheartlucifer 38 points39 points40 points 7 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Bruh..
[–][deleted] 20 points21 points22 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
...because she can’t junp on anything?
[–]headwithawindow 5 points6 points7 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Heeeeyyooooooo
[–]limarien 5 points6 points7 points 7 years ago (16 children) | Copy Link
For a second I didn't get your joke and almost called you out for being a feminist lol
[–]SPS_Agent 1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (12 children) | Copy Link
Sorry to say but I am feminist. That was just too good a chance not to say that joke. Trust me, you can be feminist and still find this woman's behavior unacceptable.
[–]supertbone 3 points4 points5 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Best comment ever
[–]elastic-craptastic 0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Dude, it's his work, not a club. You don't gotta jump on the grenade for an internet stranger.
[–]oopsgoop 0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
sounds like he was already at/below her level height wise
[–]t_moneyzz 0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
But he couldn't stoop down to her level because he's so short, come on
[–]h4irguy 0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Sounds like she is the bigger person
[–][deleted] 8 points9 points10 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
HR is not your friend.
[–]Hobo-and-the-hound 0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I wish more people understood this. HR exists to protect the company, not the employee.
[–]BeyondBlitz 15 points16 points17 points 7 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
HR still does nothing because they know the female will call it sexism or some other bullshit.
[–]drmangrum 2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
That's why you document and follow HR rules. Most companies, at least in the US, have mandatory binding arbitration before going to legal. If you have documented your case well, and have copies of everything you've received from management and HR, you can take them to church. But you have to stay calm and have your reference ready to go.
[–]xxxNothingxxx 1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Never have I heard "take them to church before"
[–]J-Dubbleu 1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
That's cause they gonna be praying when you're done lmao
[–]Karl_von_grimgor 0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Not every company has a hr department mate
[–][deleted] 293 points294 points295 points 7 years ago (39 children) | Copy Link
I’m 5’11” and I’ve had women around 5’4” tell me I’m too short.
[–]ITSNAIMAD 210 points211 points212 points 7 years ago (6 children) | Copy Link
Tell them they're too shallow.
[–]Skolvikesallday 83 points84 points85 points 7 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
Or too wide
[–]airwalker34 37 points38 points39 points 7 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Or too ignorant.
[–]uniden365 23 points24 points25 points 7 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Or just laugh at them and walk away.
[–]D3ADGLoW 1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Big hearty deep laugh too
[–]CynicalCheer 22 points23 points24 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
They’re shallow because they displaced everything around them like a boat in a tub.
[–][deleted] 77 points78 points79 points 7 years ago (8 children) | Copy Link
If your 5’11 just tell them your 6’ they wont notice an inch... well maybe they will just not in height
[–][deleted] 7 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
[–]Moontorc 20 points21 points22 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
IQ level 200
Outstanding move
[–]macaryl95 8 points9 points10 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Damn son
Thanks for the tip
[–]throwdownhardstyle 0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Cos that's all you're gettin'
[–]Shantotto11 16 points17 points18 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I saw a dude about my height (5’7”) hitting on a girl (5’4”) and she said he was too short. Like, even with heels on, he’s still taller than you. What else could you ask for?!
[–][deleted] 10 points11 points12 points 7 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
I’m 5’9 and have girls tell me I am around 6 foot.
I’m sure everyone in the world is adding on inches so that peoples standards have changed.
I’ve even met guys who say they’re 6 foot who don’t even come up to my eye brows.
[–][deleted] 7 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
[–]capincus 6 points7 points8 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Jeez what kind of 14 foot tall monstrosity quibbles over a few inches?
[–][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Glad I’m not alone.
I think the reason so many girls say (6 foot and above only) is because 5 foot 8 guys have been telling them they’re 6 foot. And it’s messed with people’s perceptions.
I didn’t even know what my height was until less than a year ago (I am 25) simply because I had never been asked it before.
Now everyone I meet seems to ask me.
[–]ACloud_9 23 points24 points25 points 7 years ago (9 children) | Copy Link
Im a girl and I'm only 5'2. My boyfriend is like 5'9, but he says he's 5'10. I don't have height preferences at all, but I have to say... he is the perfect height for hugs. Any taller and I'd be hugging his stomach and that's sorta weird lol
[–][deleted] 14 points15 points16 points 7 years ago (7 children) | Copy Link
It’s funny you say this. I don’t like hugging girls shorter than me. My head is just kind of hanging there all alone. Or have her hair in my mouth/nose/eyes.
Same height is perfect for hugs I think. Then you can touch cheeks.
Hugging someone taller than me feels nice. But it’s still not as good as same height.
[–]CatLineMeow 15 points16 points17 points 7 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
My husband and I are basically exactly the same height, right around 5’ 6”, and I agree it’s great for hugging. I don’t consciously have a height preference, but if I think about it, I’ve always dated guys who are within a couple inches of my own height. Don’t get the concept of liking tall guys.
[–]airwalker34 5 points6 points7 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
3 sincere cheers for you unicorn lady!!
[–]v573v 2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Generally, the taller the man the greater their ability to provide utility and provide children who will be able to provide utility to a their mother in her old age. A taller height also indicates good nutrition and healthy lifestyle for that specific person and over multiple generations and is ‘less’ associated with genetic problems (not that tall isn’t sometimes an indication of genetic problems).
Having said that, like everything else involving the generalizations of demographics, it’s not like being tall assures the benefits or that the benefits are so limited to tallness that other people lacking height can’t compensate for the size gap.
As a tall man myself I tend to regard my height with the saying ‘a candle that burns twice as bright only burns half as long’ since I’ve seen very few tall men in old age homes whenever I’ve visited them.
[–]Chachahamas 6 points7 points8 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
You have to bend down like an adult would to hug a kid. All of my exes have been 5’5” or shorter and I’m 6’3”. I’ve always been about a head or so taller and hugging just required me to bend over and bear hug them. I did date a chick for a bit that was 6’0” tall and it was kind of weird but it didn’t bother me. I’ve just always ended up with shorter women.
Face first of that D
[–]haydenv 4 points5 points6 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I’m 6’ and I’ve never been called short. I don’t think the 1” makes a huge difference lol. You’re not short brother, own it!
Actually, you’re taller than average so...
[–]Dr_Dornon 18 points19 points20 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
According to women online, 6' is tall, 5'11" is short.
[–]ThEGr33kXII 66 points67 points68 points 7 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
5'5" and women have been shallow and savage about it.
[–]dearestdead17 points 7 years ago [recovered] (1 child) | Copy Link
As another guy who is 5’5” i feel you.
[–]Tetrahy 1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Same here, but thankfully my work boots give me a few inches so I can feel slightly taller while wearing those :')
[–]ausgamer529 98 points99 points100 points 7 years ago (23 children) | Copy Link
dude im 5'2 -_-
[–]itsthevoiceman 25 points26 points27 points 7 years ago (11 children) | Copy Link
You and Lady Gaga have something in common!
[–]ausgamer529 45 points46 points47 points 7 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
Oh No... Oh God...
I was born this way XD
[–]scyth3s 9 points10 points11 points 7 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
You're on the right track, baby.
[–]ausgamer529 4 points5 points6 points 7 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
I wish I was 1cm tall so something could eat me or someone could step on me
[–]scyth3s 2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
My only advice to you is to be funny and or muscular
[–]s1500 5 points6 points7 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
That both of them are respected for their individual talents?
[–]jhartwell 3 points4 points5 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
They both wear meat dresses?
[–]Redrum417 4 points5 points6 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
They have a penis?
And my daughter.
[–]A_one_legged_man 0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
both trannies?
[–]Theek3 6 points7 points8 points 7 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
I've never met another man shorter than me. Want to be friends?
[–]ausgamer529 2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Sure if you want to we can
[–]The_Great_Ginge 0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
They represent... the lollipop guild...
[–]Krissam 0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
That's pretty much all I meet :(
[–]SkilletRocksRise 14 points15 points16 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
F
[–]pablo72076 0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I
[–]Wet-Shirt 1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
top kek
[–]Onlymgtow88 38 points39 points40 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Ya it’s depressing being 5’6 and reading shit like this even though I am used to it.
[–]Redddtaill 17 points18 points19 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Feel ya man
[–]jonnytechno 33 points34 points35 points 7 years ago* (1 child) | Copy Link
I've found that overweight women do this the most because when you're a similar height to them your physique visually illustrates how morbidly obese they are and their insecurities compel them to insult you to feel better about themselves. It's why they seek tall men, so they can feel "petite" again, be it only in comparison.
Unfortunately, the problem is exacerbated by the climbing increase in obesity and the fat acceptance movement
[–]chipdelux 11 points12 points13 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I think this is the REAL answer here
[–]said_sadly_ 128 points129 points130 points 7 years ago (11 children) | Copy Link
As a woman it bothers me when women at work can dish it out but can’t take mean humor coming back at them. It’s situations like this that have made having small talk with coworkers so risky. It also makes females seem so weak. And it is true that she can lose the weight and he cannot grow taller.
[–]5th_Law_of_Robotics 28 points29 points30 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
This is part of why women feel the internet is against them.
They can shit talk all they want but respond in kind and they get upset.
[–]said_sadly_ 35 points36 points37 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Women feel like the entire world is against them when frankly we have it really good.
All of my guy friends feel a lot of pressure to have a high paying job in order to attract a girlfriend. I earned an MBA and have a high paying job but it was optional. No one would have judged me if I didn’t.
Women constantly claim there is an unattainable beauty standard when, at least where I live, all a woman needs to do to have multiple men interested is to just not be fat.
Feminism has turned women into perpetual victims without any reason to feel that way.
[–]Dumbthumb12 8 points9 points10 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
At work, I don’t really do small talk with female coworkers. A guy got written up for mentioning that a female’s popcorn smelled burnt.
But a woman in the call center said “oh boy, if I was 20 years younger!” When I walked by, so double standards left and right!
[–]said_sadly_ 2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I don’t blame you but it sucks for the women who actually would enjoy engaging in small talk. But it isn’t worth the risk.
[–]antifeminist3 113 points114 points115 points 7 years ago (29 children) | Copy Link
5'10" is average for a guy.
[–][deleted] 79 points80 points81 points 7 years ago (18 children) | Copy Link
Not if you find 4/5 guys “below average.”
[–]ManRAh 42 points43 points44 points 7 years ago (16 children) | Copy Link
Dude it’s hard being a short guy in the Online Dating scene. Bumble in particular is a waste of time if you’re under 5’10”, even if you’re attractive. Tinder isn’t quite as bad, but you have to be prepared to get ghosted during the height reveal.
[–]daten-shi 5 points6 points7 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Bumble is a waste of time full stop.
[–]Redddtaill 6 points7 points8 points 7 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
That's why I always just put my height (5'5") in the bio. Saves time for all involved.
[–][deleted] 17 points18 points19 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Putting all your potential negatives into your bio to save time seems like a great idea for everyone, until you realize that Tinder uses a sort of elo score for every profile. And if your profile is getting swiped left a lot, Tinder will think you are unattractive and show your profile primarily to other unattractive people.
So really the best strategy is to make your profile as attractive as possible and then waste everyone's (including your own) time while chatting.
[–]Redddtaill 3 points4 points5 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I mean, that's the only one I put down, just because that's the one major hang up people seem to have about me ever.
Also, I didn't know that's how tinder did things. I am both mildly disgusted and completely unsurprised.
[–]gibbler 0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Reading that article just made me feel like I am going to be alone forever. 5’11”, probably like a 6/10 on a good day.
[–]SwiggityStag 13 points14 points15 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
That the fuck is up with the moose with a human mouth on that page? It's terrifying.
[–]jokersleuth 3 points4 points5 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This is just sad...I'm 5'6"
[–]jooes 2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Since we're talking averages, just over 5 inches is another one....
Most women would probably consider that to be "small".
Still, I won't blame these people too much. As a man, I know I prefer women with huge boobs and big asses, though I'm positive the average is probably far from all that. It's normal to preferences. It's just lame when people act like jerks about it.
In a way, I think it's great. If I see somebody judging people for not being tall enough, I immediately know she's shallow and can save myself so much time. Thanks, hateful women!
The American and British average for breast size is a D cup.
Flat is justice.
[–]thxnwy 8 points9 points10 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
*for a white guy.
[–]javerthugo 6 points7 points8 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Give it to me baby Uh huh uh huh
[–]sixblackgeese 1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
It's above average actually, even in the relatively tall US.
[–]Zach______________Hi 0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I sort of like the shadow effect behind the font. Interesting.
[–]archimedies 0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
That varies a lot by country.
[–]ieatpcs 0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
5'8"
[–]XavierMalory 63 points64 points65 points 7 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Double standards.
[–]Electroverted 16 points17 points18 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Women love to dish but hate to take. That's why male banter is so odd to them.
[–]EJR77 2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Yeah I feel like guys in general don’t hold grudges and shitting on each other build friendships ironically.
[–][deleted] 67 points68 points69 points 7 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Move on. Don't bring it up and laugh it off.
"It's ridiculous to defend yourself against an accusation that has no grounds."
Jordon Peterson
https://www.youtube.com/embed/DmRSyK0vRoI?start=447
[–]gcruzatto 8 points9 points10 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Spot on.. it makes you look like a kid just as much as her. Take the high ground
[–]Redddtaill 13 points14 points15 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I mean, my sense of humor has always been pretty caustic, so I'm more than happy to throw some shade back, not because I'd be actually offended, but, rather, because I'm just like "oh, so you're giving me permission to drop the filter? Aight."
Like what you're saying is 100% reasonable and smart, buuuut being reasonable and smart is no fun whatsoever.
[–]Roguta 15 points16 points17 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
My experience is that women are notoriously bad at telling the height of men. If you're tallen than her, you might as well be 6'4". But once she knows the number, suddenly you're "not even a real man".
Fuck that noise.
[–]UknightThePeople 10 points11 points12 points 7 years ago* (3 children) | Copy Link
I posted this story before somewhere but it’s worth sharing
To preface, I’m a baby faced, 5’5” 130 lb guy, and completely used to hearing about how young/short I am. It’s a daily occurrence to hear about my appearance, so I’m pretty good at just rolling with it because I understand that most people don’t mean anything by it. But there’s times when someone is clearly trying to be offensive.
On my 21st birthday, went to a bar to celebrate. Having a good time, minding my own business with my party.
Sitting across from me at the bar is a group in their late 20s/early 30s. They keep looking my direction and I sensed they were talking about me. I didn’t pay it any mind because I know I look a little out of place at the bar looking so young, so I figured they were just muttering to themselves about that.
Then this lady—little bit on the heavy side—in their group, who seemed to have enough to drink, says blurts out loud across the bar, “HEY, ARE YOU OLD ENOUGH TO EVEN BE HERE?”
I smiled back, and said “yeah, I actually turned 21 today!”
She says, “oh happy birthday!”
Night moves along and I thought that was over with but nope.
Continually throughout the night she starts shooting shots at me like “I remember when I had my first beer” and “Do you need a booster seat?”—unoriginal shit I’ve heard a thousand times over.
Her friend group laughing and pointing as she insults me and my friends just carry on and say don’t worry about them, even my friends don’t realize how much it can hurt to have those things said.
I eventually snapped when she said something stupid that I can’t even remember, but I remember her having wing sauce on her cheeks as she insulted me.
I responded to her, “sorry I can’t take you seriously with your cheeks jiggling like that” AND BOOM INSTANT-OFFENDED. GAME OVER.
Her friends are like, “OMG ARE YOU SERIOUS DUDE YOURE A DICK” yada-yada. They freaked out because I made ONE sly comment about her weight but it was perfectly fine to shit on me on my 21st birthday all night about my appearance.
The whole group left and she seriously was crying as she left.
I really didn’t want to hurt her feelings but I just wanted her have a taste of her own medicine.
I hope she makes a change and loses weight. I wish I could do the same and grow or look older.
Edit: words
[–]greenSixx 0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Lol, what?
Just go full dick from the get go. Dont let people treat you like that. And dont let their feelings slow you down.
Stand up for yourself. When she cries just keep going at her to make it worse. Do as much damage as possible.
Next time the equation will have changed: being a dumb cunt is too painful.
But you dont. You get pushed around then manipulated by your emotions.
[–]UknightThePeople 1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Lol, what? I don’t get pushed around by my emotions. I choose to be patient with people. And when people ask me how old I am almost everyday, I try not to be a sourpuss and make it a positive exchange. I work construction and just had a guy say, “I have got to ask, how old are you?” It’s literally everyday.
My point is that people don’t consider calling someone young looking or short an insult like calling someone fat is.
[–]Ninja_toker 0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
She was hitting on you...
[–][deleted] 22 points23 points24 points 7 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
This is why I need feminism, guys shouldn't be able to call girls fat.... Wtf
later updating Tinder profile "If you're under 6'2 I'm legally allowed to use Raid on you." OMG Kendra look at my profile, I'm totes hilarious nyuck nyuck chahahaha
[–]jonnytechno 5 points6 points7 points 7 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
This is why I need men's rights...
Because women can act with impunity doing the same sexist, prejudiced shit that we are (often unjustly) called out & punished for
Equality & equal and fair treatment is a human right.... For ALL.... NOT just Women
[–][deleted] 2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I agree 100% my guy haha what I said was satire lol
[–]jonnytechno 1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Oh, OK lol. Cheers bro
[–]umar4812 0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Wasn't that a tweet somewhere?
[–]TakerOfCannolis 12 points13 points14 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Bet she’s 5’10 wide
[–][deleted] 5 points6 points7 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Hell link from the legend of zelda is like 5ft4 in some games including botw and you dont see me complaining
And literally every female in those games are thirsting after the hero of rhyme.
[–][deleted] 4 points5 points6 points 7 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Average height for an adult male in the US is 5'9. So apparently you are not a "real man" if you are only slightly taller than the average?
My brain has trouble processing that kind of stupidity.
[–]axord 0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
It's indeed stupid. But! People's psychological relationship to height is naturally going to be formed by the averages of the communities they're in, not by the national average.
[–]EJR77 0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Not to mention the average height for women is 5’4 so this guy is still significantly taller than most women.
[–]anxietyorbust 4 points5 points6 points 7 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
5' 10" is short??
[–]axord 0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
In some places.
[–]anxietyorbust 0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Jeez. Where I come from 5' 10" is perfectly acceptable
[–]jelde 0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This is my height and I usually hear that I'm "tall" from women. I actually have to correct them and say I'm average.
[–]funkymoose123 5 points6 points7 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Not saying it’s right but josh looks like a pretty attractive dude. Fat chick was probably flirting poorly.
[–]Lykurgus_ 5 points6 points7 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
"I'm closer to a real man than you'll ever be."
[–]motions2u2wipemyass 5 points6 points7 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
"Don't throw stones in glass houses" woulda been a great response.
Inflicts all the damage with none of the HR intervention.
[–]A_SassyOtter 2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I know that, I am 5'3 and so far I had to listen to the same 'jokes' for the past years at every job or party or what ever I went to. I often struggled with my height and my self esteem really suffered because of that but nowadays I don't even hear it anymore I just nod and smile and go on with my life.
[–]ld2gj 3 points4 points5 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Next time, do not lower yourself to her level (short joke not intended); just get up and go to HR. Make sure that it is documented or send them a email (if possible, digitally signed).
[–]FlasheGordon 11 points12 points13 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
My boyfriend is 5’3, and I’m an happy woman. Thank you for your attention, people.
[–]GarrisonFjord 10 points11 points12 points 7 years ago (11 children) | Copy Link
Short guys just need to start a short acceptance movement, like they've done with fat acceptance. Then you can call out people for shaming you for being short, even though you can't help it, unlike the fatties.
[–]El_Stupido_Supremo 32 points33 points34 points 7 years ago (9 children) | Copy Link
No we don't. We need to treat women that dont give a fuck about height well and tell women that do care about height to go fuck themselves.
I'm short and happily married to a shorter than me woman. Let them talk shit. I'm not sleeping alone. They are.
Fuck acceptance movements. I'm stronger mentally because I get shit from assholes and from friends.
My wifes even pretty hot tbh.
[–]luminousfleshgiant 2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
Everyone has preferences for what they're attracted to and they generally can't help it. What's wrong with these women is that they're just rude about it.
[–]El_Stupido_Supremo 1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Yep. Which is why I don't want an acceptance movement.
[–]pacmatt27 1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Well that's the thing. I'm 6'5" but I have short friends and I hate seeing people treated like this cos if it was my friends I'd be sticking up for them. So... I'm fine if a woman wants to say "I'd prefer someone taller". That's fair, up to you! Only... It's only fair if we can go "I'd prefer someone who wasn't so fat".
[–]GarrisonFjord 1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago* (1 child) | Copy Link
It's 2019 now brother, the age of acceptance. Kill em with kindness. And if that doesn't work. Then just kill em.
Edit: but don't really kill em.
[–]El_Stupido_Supremo 2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I stopped trying to kill people years ago.
Its been a lot nicer being nicer.
[–]Daemonicus 0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
You can call people out without having a "movement".
[–]Zombarts 4 points5 points6 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
5' 9" is average height in the US....
[–]ShadowFlame740 0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Are you complaining, or?
[–]LordBiscuits 0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I was six foot in my military health exam stood ramrod straight.
Good enough for me
[–][deleted] 2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Surely he aint actually 5"10. That's slightly above average.
[–]gettindickered 2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Listen here, just cause you’re wider than I am tall...
[–]icexprincess 2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I've always hated that weird rule of "anyone can insult you but once you respond, it's a problem."
it's okay to murder someone in self-defense, but you can't insult them in self-defense? it's weird. not responding encourages them to continue. maybe that rule will change now that society is accepting verbal and psychological abuse as concepts.
also, I hate when a woman insults you, and then you insult her back, and then she gets upset and then everyone feels bad for her.
why are people allowed to provoke other people? I don't get it.
[–]Hivac-TLB 5 points6 points7 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I'm sorry my mother loved my short dad Karen. Has anybody even loved you yet?
[–][deleted] 8 points9 points10 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Sexism is fine when you’re an over privileged twat (woman)
[–]_BurtMacklin_ 3 points4 points5 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
“Clown on me” I like that.
[–]neofiter 1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Ran out of comebacks? First thing I'd call her is fat. You go for the kill shot first
Go with your initial gut feeling.
[–]engarde6478 1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (6 children) | Copy Link
Bro you are atleast 5'10".... iam 5'8" also thin as fuck and still don't give a fuck
[–]LongMovie 1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
5'8 too. Hit the gym, man!
[–]Grabowerful 2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
5’8 gang. Good thing about being shorter is, you don’t need as much muscle to look jacked.
[–]LongMovie 1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Like "man your calves look jacked!" Nobody 6'+ gets that unless they're monstrous. The proportionality is definitely in our favor.
[–]Grabowerful 5 points6 points7 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Hell yeah, plus shorter arms make benching much easier.
[–]Redddtaill 1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
5'5" and can confirm; if you're short, you build muscle like nothing. I have no scientific evidence to support that hypothesis whatsoever.
[–]TryingToBeUnabrasive 1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
5’ 8”-5’ 9” is chill, it’s not too short and you carry a decent amount of muscle without looking like a bodybuilding dwarf.
[–]moistnote 1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Maybe it's because I skipped the dating scene when I met my wife, but since when has height been a thing for both genders? I'm 6'6". I hardly fit on any airplanes and public transportation is just right out. Like, I'd be happy to donate 5 inches to anyone who feels they are less of a man because they are 5'8". All I've seen on a Reddit about promoting healthy male identity is bitching that you don't fit the one "standard" you can't change.
It's new to the Gen z scene. It's not even a millennial thing. Us millennials got lucky it didn't matter when we were Hookin ip in college.
Just use microns.
I'm 203200 μm long
[–]Wauwosaurus 1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
0,2m? Maybe you should go to the doctor about that.
I said long... not tall.. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
[–]iHeartCandicePatton 1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
How the fuck is 5'10" short?
[–]tritt 1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I was going to ask the same. Ain't that what is considered a normal height?
[–]greenSixx 0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
From the 80s, yeah, but its changed.
And if you just look at full height people 35 and under the average is even higher.
[–][deleted] 7 years ago (8 children) | Copy Link
[–]5th_Law_of_Robotics 1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Very very very few.
[–][deleted] 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Yeah, but there exist more chubby chasers than thyroid problems.
So feel free to discriminate against fat women.
[–]chipdelux 0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
There's medicine for that, but there are no "bone-elongating pills"
[–]r0nson 0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
there is a blue pill for that
There are. Human growth hormone at the proper age.
You can also get a few inches added to your shins for like 50k
[–]alc0 0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Yeah women of size are not able to lose weight because to do so they would have to eat less and that just is not possible. Teehee
Try being under 5’ 4”, legit every one picks on you. But I got good comebacks.
[–]MrkPrchzzIII 1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I once had a date with this girl. She thought that the first thing to say after seeing me for the first time was 'you look skinnier than your photos' so I replied with' ya you look fatter than your photos'. She thought her comment was funny but my reply somehow was offensive. The date only lasted 10 minutes and that's also because we went to starbucks and she ordered tea lol.
This is why Freeza wanted to be 5 cm taller.
[–]falsekoala 1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I’m 6’4” and I find this offensive. I dated one girl who went on and on about how tall I was on a date. There was no second date.
I’m more than just legs and a torso.
[–]DukeMaximum 1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Men are sometimes held to a different and unfair standard. Last month, a coworker was teasing me about using Rogaine. She kept going on about 'fragile male ego' and such. I pointed out that she had previously bragged that her husband bought her lip injections, and everyone acted like I was the asshole.
[–]Tgunner192 1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Fat girls can be real sensitive about their weight.
[–]grocket 1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago* (0 children) | Copy Link
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[–]EJR77 1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
5’9 is average in the US so this guy is actually above average. Not to mention the average height for women is 5’4 so is there really a noticeable difference between 5’10 and 6 when you’re 5’4? I’m 6 foot and if I looked at someone 6’10 and 7 foot I probably couldn’t tell the difference unless they were side by side.
[–]Leftoward 1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Auditions for "My 600 Pound Life" are available.
[–]wooksarepeople2 1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
That's the average size for a guy.
But she's also a woman and will constantly have an army of white knight simps encouraging her shitty, shallow behavior.
[–]outtiesftw 1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
All jokes aside bros, really how TF is it possible that in a first world nation in 2019 men are still legally bound to being tall when there’s fat chicks out there everywhere roaming COMPLETELY FREE of penalty??? SMH
SHE'S FAT! 🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨
[–]SonyToyo 2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (7 children) | Copy Link
I’m 6’3
But I low key wanna be short so that, when a woman teases me about being 5’6 short, I can tease her for being 5’6 wide.
[–]ShadowFlame740 8 points9 points10 points 7 years ago (6 children) | Copy Link
Trust me, you don’t want to be short.
[–]tgoesh 4 points5 points6 points 7 years ago (15 children) | Copy Link
\preps for downvotes
I don't see the benefit in proving yourself as insecure as she is...
[–][deleted] 31 points32 points33 points 7 years ago (11 children) | Copy Link
You mean defending yourself verbally not allowing yourself to be bullied?
[–][deleted] 2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
In this case, only if you let it.
[–]Redddtaill 4 points5 points6 points 7 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
I mean, I get what you're saying, but I've never been one for the "turn the other cheek" mentality. If you're saying some disrespectful shit (I mean legitimately disrespectful, not playful jabs between friends), you should probably be ready to get something disrespectful in return. As the adage goes, if you can't take it, don't dish it.
[–]tgoesh 1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Might be my age. Was a time when I'd try to give back what I got. Along the way, I got comfortable with myself, and realized that I didn't have to prove myself to people who were trying to prove themselves to me.
Right around then, I also realized that responding in kind to someone who is being an asshole only serves to make you an asshole as well. I decided I didn't like being an asshole, and started trying to avoid that.
I'm much happier these days. But maybe that's not for everybody.
I guess it's not so much "getting back/proving something", exactly. I'm just the type of person who has a pretty caustic sense of humor from jump, and I tone it down 99% of the time. It's more like, if you're talking to me like that, you've given me permission to drop my filter, if that makes sense.
You may be 5'10 now but many people shrink a little as they age so it's only going to get worse.
[–]silentcauga 2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
They get wider too
Jeez guys, how often do we have to see this circle jerk!
[–]JuicyPro 0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I'm 5'11.75", I just say I'm 6 foot. Sounds a lot better.
[–]EdgarFrogandSam 0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Why would you even reply to someone telling you you're not a real man?
Until I saw the part about it being a woman my advice was going to be for you to crack the dude in the jaw. Not too many people are taller than 5’ 10” on their back or knees… LOL
[–]droog77 0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Or less.
[–]BenzoClaymore 0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
It makes sense that you could make fun of someone for something they could change, but part of me wonders if it should be the other way around. Almost like it's... Moot, to make fun of something you can't change. Or maybe, in a way, meaningless. Maybe it depends on how close your relationship is.... Like at some point it switches where you canonly make fun of good friends for things they can't change, otherwise you're attacking their character.
[–]jenkins888 0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Respect
[–]Acaexx 0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
You won't be 5'10 if she sits on you.
[–]tpolaris 0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
When you say something like that you better not have a single flaw, anything is fair game at this point IMO
[–]DeeDhaBuoyDee 0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I’m 5’4 and it sucks
Only most of the time
[–]Andrewolf 0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Under 5’8 gang stand up
[–]BaneLegionKillr 0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Ok I agree with you perfectly in the situation but there are bone lengthening surgery which is expensive as shit, but just telling you
[–]alclarkey 0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
And probably loaded with complications.
[–]aznsniperx3 0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I’m 5’5 I must be a freaking dwarf to her.
My friend got in trouble bc he called a fat person fat and every girl in the school was like "yOu dOnT sAy ThAt tO sOmEoNE"
[–]GreyTortoise 0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Go ahead and cross that line, then. Anyone without their head up their ass following the other lemmings around will see what's going on.
[–]Stevereversed 0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
The LOL sunk your own ship dude. You gundecked your own comeback and you get to drown in the murky waters of the douche ocean..
[–]SimbaTh 0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This is why I tell women I'm 6', no 5'4 woman is ever going to be able to tell a 1 inch difference.
[–]Drfilthymcnasty 0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
As a bald male it’s alarming how it’s “totally fine” for a man to lose his hair but if a female does “it’s a big deal”. Don’t get me wrong, I’m over it and can joke about it without getting offended, but when I try to tell them it’s just as big of a deal for a man they think I’m fucking crazy.
[–]axord 1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I think it's both a big deal for a man, but also less of a deal than it is for a woman.
Consider that we have mainstream examples of acceptable male baldness, but none for women.
HR will no doubt not believe you
[–]StormCrow1986 0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
The hell you say. 5’10’’ isn’t short
'How tall is your boyfriend?'
I would be tempted to say "but you're only 4 foot 5...when you lay on your back."
[–]WantonDonut 0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Well, losing height isn’t as straightforward as losing weight.
Take it from me - I’m a licensed doctor impersonator online and in real life I’m the surgeon general of the lunar US territories, so I know what I’m taking about.
First, you’re gonna want to get into a car accident, preferably one immediately before which your knees are proximal to your chin.
Once the airbag deploys, you’re on the clock. With your upper body, free yourself of the wreckage (don’t worry if you can’t, the FD will be along just in time+a few minutes or hours, pending location/time/other conditions). Be sure to blame the driver you rear ended sufficiently, but not excessively - try one or more of the following:
“The other [explicit ADJ to convey authenticity] driver was reversing in the highway and had all lights off”
“The other [explicit ADJ to convey authenticity] driver has warrants”
“The other [explicit ADJ to convey authenticity] driver was trying to ram a school bus and I intervened”
Terrific. You’re in the hospital. This final step is important. If your fracture is compound, this is a good thing. It leaves more exposed tissue to work with. If a closed fracture, check whether the hospital lot has any open cars with keys in the ignition (you’ll need these articles later). Sprinkle some phosphoric acid on the inferior portion of the cleaved bond to begin demineralization. Using any metal bound opening as leverage, carefully remove the unwanted amount of bone from your tibia (don’t worry about the fibula, they’ll compensate it when you’re under).
Presto - when you wake up, you will have grown taller!
Addendum 1 - if you failed to achieve an open fracture on your first try, you should repeat the initial steps until visible bone appears, then proceed as normal.
Addendum 2 - in my [friend’s] experience, it is generally (though not always!) conducive to success if you conceal your acid application from medical staff and cogent/conscious clientele of the hospital).
This method takes about 3-6 months from start to finish, depending on your commitment to the act, effort in rehab, and commitment to the new, shorter you!
[–]turch99 0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
5'10" isn't being a man? Feels bad to be 5'4".
[–]juicyfruit180 0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I’m 5’1 so any guy really is tall enough for me.
[–]duunx 0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Your mistake was calling her a woman. Should have called her a gravitationally challenged person.
[–]springy 0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
There is a way to look taller, though: remember, a woman always measures a man's height, but imagining him standing on his wallet.
[–]Thanatos2506 0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
As a guy that stopped around 5'5. Hows the weather up there?
[–]HellrockBones 0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
When you insult someone and they insult you back you're in no position to complain imo, so she should have walked her fat ass out
[–]wholebunchofbees 0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
r/thathappened.
[–]Zsoltika1 0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
You are doing gods work! Keep it up!!
[–]XFX_Samsung 0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I don't think I would have the confidence to roast someone if I was fat. That's like the number 1 thing people notice about you from afar.
Awe, how cute.
You are very innocently not racist.
I struggle with racism, though, so I tend to notice race first, then fat/ugly.
I am working on it.
[–]GubbinsYDG 0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
There’s that spine thing that can give you a few inches
[–]zenithepirate 0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
She totally crossed the line first though. The waist line, that is.
[–]nuevakl 0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
What's this thing about height? For the last few years it's been a thing and i don't get it. I'm 6'3 but that doesn't make me a more interesting person? What have i missed?
Its the same as big tits.
Dudes find fugly bitches with big tits attractive.
Women find fugly tall dudes attractive.
Literally 1 to 1.
And it isnt new.
[–]nuevakl 0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
That actually makes sense. That could explain why girls talk to me because i look like mom tried to abort me with a tire iron.
[–]watchpaintdrytv 0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
But like why not just engage with them about how it's shitty to attack people for the superficial aspects of their appearance that they aren't in control of?
Like why not make it "a learning moment?" When you let yourself do the reactionary whataboutism deflection bullshit you're just letting yourself be as much of a cancerous dipshit as the things you don't like. It's not a race to bottom.
Its not superficial.
In a world of food scarcity, most of human existence even today, poor nutrition stunts growth. So does infant illness. Stunted growth due to this alsi lowers IQ.
Therefore: we evolved an attraction to tall people because it is an indicator of health and access to food.
Why all the little people from central america and india are kinda dumb and real short: stunted growth.
It literally isnt superficial.
[–]watchpaintdrytv 0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago* (0 children) | Copy Link
It 100% is superficial. Saying "tallness used to mean something to our ape ancestors who were trying to secure future stability and access to food" has no bearing on anything now. And even if someone does feel like embracing their ape instincts when it comes to finding people attractive, who fucking cares? It's still ENTIRELY superficial.
Stunted growth due to this alsi lowers IQ.
People that unironically care about their brain number are probably too dumb for it to matter anyway. The only people that obsess about IQ are the fucking idiots that are bringing down the averages. You're not smarter if you're above 6". If you think you are you're fucking retarded.
They're almost certainly on average more intelligent than you. Also height is something that varies based on environmental factors. Being tall and having a lot of mass makes you useless in most situations. You require more resources and you don't fit anywhere easily.
It literally is. Stop telling yourself all this psychotic, easily bullyable bullshit.
[–]Meme_Medic 0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I'm over 6" and I can say it isn't all that honestly there are a few upsides but it's pretty annoying hearing "wow you're tall" everytime I meet someone new like yes out of all the people in the world who would notice that I'm tall I didn't somehow
[–]calor 0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
she can lose weight
This is the error in your logic
[–]HululusLabs 0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
To everyone saying they're 5 or 6 on this thread
I'll have you know I'm 163
[–]HululusLabs 0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Here in Asia you never see women fat fat ('Murican fat) so this comeback sadly doesn't work. Saying "you're too damn skinny you should eat more" doesn't really have the same effect.
India is part of asia.
Therefore: you are wrong.
[–]Two_Tone_Xylophone 0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Lol @ "curvy"
[–]theDmc231 0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I’m not gonna call it fat shaming anymore, people get butthurt too easily. I’m going to call it lifestyle shaming. There are only some medications and diseases/disorders that cause obesity or to cause the patient to gain weight. The average person can achieve their target weight with eating less and healthier, and by getting off your ass and exercising. Just let me get shorter with age though because that just happens
[–]Chugging_Estus 0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I’m 5’8” but found a girl that’s 4’10” to circumvent being short-ish. Everything I do is like watching a giant for that lost Lollipop Kid.
[–]k3wlmeme 0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I wish I was 5’10” 😔
[–]allyourbase51 0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This was brought to you by the 5’9” gang.
[–]Diorama42 0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Dumb fucking fat bitch
[–]wlopside 0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Duality
[–]NatashaStyles 0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
The only way to win the game is to not play, dude.
[–]GreeceZeus 0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
So, because everybody seems to announce their heights: I'm 1,67 m and have a girlfriend who's 1,79.
The thing is... it's not about your height. It's about the girl.
[–]5th_Law_of_Robotics 0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Toxic femininity in action. We are long past the time to have a dialogue on this.
[–]Elbradamontes 0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Well...if you think about it what there saying is it’s no big deal to be 5’10” so it’s just a little joshing but being fat is disgusting so it’s terrible to call someone fat. I’ve been 5’8” and in shape and 5’8” and fat. I’ll tell you fat is worse.
Fat is under your control though...
[–]Cholosolo 0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Why do you have to insult her back. File with HR and threaten a lawsuit if she isn't fired. Shouldn't have to feel insulted at your own workplace.
[–]Omali1017 0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
While I think thats funny as fuck... unfortunately most women can dish it, but can't take it...
I guess that's where being a gentleman come in?..🤷🏿♂️
[–]trollkin666 0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
That's not true, I was 6" now I'm 5'10", give it time your size will change....
[–]hskrfoos 0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I'm 5'6". I stand on stools cause I like to feel tall
[–]Eetmysheeyit 0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Female privilege strikes...
[–][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
5’10 is pretty tall. You’re even taller than me, and I’m the tallest guy in my household. I am 5’9” and that’s considered tall.
You misogynist pig!/s How dare you hurt a womans feelins? How dare you!/s
[–]LastgenKeemstar 0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I'd love to see her tell that to someone with dwarfism, that they're not a real man.
[–]Quinnna 0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I've spent my whole career working with/around women (I'm a bar owner.) I'll admit it's about an 90/10 ratio for girls who don't care about height specifically to girls who care exclusively about height. The biggest difference between the two groups on the height issue is that girls who don't care look at the sum of the parts but if two guys are essentially very similar ya chances are the taller guy may get the nod but that's life. However the girls who prioritize height are generally extremely superficial about everything else. The type of girl that's a pain in the ass to date, so you haven't lost out on anything. Almost all the "height only" type of girls are the shit starting melodramatic "why are all guys shit" types from my experience. So it ain't as bad as it seems out there. Just get into shape, wear clothes that fit, basic hygeine and keep don't be creepy weird.
[–]gabarbra 0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
For the women out there looking for men their weight to be twice their height
[–]Wais5542 0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I'm 5'6 so he's lucky.
[–]esam_ 0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I am 5'8 and a half and I am considered really tall in my country
[–]I_AM_Gilgamesh 0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Fuck that fat cunt
I’m 5’11 and it looks a lot taller than it feels. I don’t know why women can demand a 6’4, muscular, 6-pack, v-line man, but then preach to us about unrealistic body standards
[–]hawker101 0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
r/pussypassdenied
[–]bobblehead69 0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Carefully he's a hero
[–]Freshkicker 0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Just say i was joshing you
should of just called her out on it first. something like 'i don't appreciate you humiliating me like this, can you please stop?'. then if she carried on report her for bullying. never get into name calling with women, you won't win.
[–]kinglee0 0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I'm a senior in HS and only really started puberty as a sophomore and am currently 5'9". I'm praying I get around 2 inches taller so I can fraud 6'0"
[–]Dio_Landa 0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
As a cool 6' guy, I hate how guys who are just a few inches shorter get treated. I'm sorry fellas.
[–]RogueThief7 0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Damn bro 5 10 ain’t even short, that’s like 2 inches shy of the golden six?
Meh, you may be under 6 feet but so long as you’re not 6 feet under then it’s all good, right?
[–]weareallthechosenone 0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Josh she is fucking fat
[–]Jimmy_344 0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Man I'm 5'8 over here wtf
[–]henrymerrilees 0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
All these triggered short people who think that it is a “man’s right” to be considered attractive... smh.
Dudes, there are actual issues that matter, like sexual abuse of men.
[–]scaptastic 0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I am 15 and 5’3.
[–]Bleach88 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Martin Luther King Jr. was 5'7". Is she saying he wasn't a real man?
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