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ArinaMae · 2021-12-18T17:11:31+00:00

Lol thanks for the laugh

littlewarrior96 · 2021-12-18T17:01:54+00:00

Johnny Bravo, is that you?

MattPruga · 2021-12-18T17:34:33+00:00

No this is wrong, you need to do a back double bicep pose and start screaming :"You mirin brah?!" , she will then give you her number and make passinate love to you

WheelIntelligent1354 · 2021-12-18T17:38:08+00:00

You're supposed to show your glute gains not your bicep gains. Moon her to show dominance next time.

Jay-Ames · 2021-12-18T18:06:37+00:00

I had something similar. I approached her, made sure I introduced myself first and only then lowered my pants to show her my rock hard dick. For some reason she called the Police and they arrested me.

I don't think that women like muscles or dick. 🤔

Imlouwhoareyou · 2021-12-18T17:12:45+00:00

My suggestion? Lose the shirt before the 30 second mark into convo.

NiNj4_C0W5L4Pr · 2021-12-18T17:38:13+00:00

"Hey, check out my dick!....wait....where ya going!?!" "Damn, chicks must hate dick!"

Mriconicdev · 2021-12-18T16:57:47+00:00

Lmao this has gotta be a joke.

RoddyChooch · 2021-12-18T17:46:14+00:00

The biggest issue is you’re waiting too long

Women don’t have time for all these conversations lasting a minute! do you think women just stand around talking?!?!

Next time open with a physical move. I like the shirt coming off but i think you’re sending mixed signals. Women appreciate directness. And do t want to waste time.

So as you approach a woman you should (mostly) nude and erect so she knows you mean business!

Also, if you’ve only been working out since November might wanna start with smaller weights He-Man! Last thing u want is an injury.

Keep on truckin’

indecisive_maybe · 2021-12-18T18:38:45+00:00

Rookie mistake -- you don't give enough details so I'm going to assume you break eye contact when you pull of your shirt, and lose dominance. Gotta just shred it with your muscles when you flex instead of getting it caught over your ears. Very tight button-downs can be good for this.

You'll get 'em next time, tiger.

NewCommonSensei · 2021-12-18T17:06:34+00:00

Lol this is a joke right

LaidBackAndRowdy · 2021-12-18T18:01:42+00:00

Based on the shit I see posted here on a regular basis, I legitimately can't tell if this is satire or not.

Canadian-Seductioner · 2021-12-18T17:01:57+00:00

Obvious troll

Live-Ad-6309 · 2021-12-18T18:51:13+00:00

There's your mistake. Never wear a shirt. Ever.

Also, you need more tren.

Nodonutsforbaxter44 · 2021-12-18T17:46:43+00:00

This is pretty funny, almost as funny as all the people in the comments taking it seriously

tgm93 · 2021-12-18T18:49:10+00:00

When you're flexing give your biceps a kiss. Chicks love that

micarst · 2021-12-18T16:59:59+00:00

Too soon into the exchange to be stripping.

Seeing fleshmeat out of context might make us remember lunch sooner than it kindles interest. Might give creeper vibes to some. 🤷🏻‍♀️

If you HAVE to weave the body into the first encounter, try tank tops or form-fitting material so you don’t have to disrobe.

shaggy2gay · 2021-12-18T18:25:19+00:00

Look at this noob wearing a shirt

Gaszman · 2021-12-18T17:52:45+00:00

Muscles just not big enough, keep trying and report back in 3 months

usul213 · 2021-12-18T19:06:53+00:00

Not surprising. Need to go 10lb to impress anyone these days

BluePsychosisDude2 · 2021-12-18T20:07:37+00:00

I've heard the best way to a woman's heart is to just scream "I'M A VERY MUSCULAR MAN!" at her! But then again, I'm a romantic...

adroitus · 2021-12-18T20:38:16+00:00

I think they are repulsed by the lack of balance in your physique. Biceps by themselves aren’t going to cut it. You’re going to have to do some work on your pecs, lats, delts, and abs, too.

Also, some women are turned off by unexpected displays of muscles. You should slowly work up to it, making comments like “is it hot in here, or is it just me?“ and tugging at your collar, or “this shirt is really scratchy, I may have to take it off.“ That way they aren’t startled.

A_solo_tripper · 2021-12-18T18:18:04+00:00

Sea_Shaman · 2021-12-18T20:20:22+00:00

Fundamentals lol

gannex · 2021-12-18T18:04:39+00:00

Honestly I spend 3 hours a day, 5 days a week in the gym, so I've been doing the same thing, but I get much better responses. I think if you pull off your shirt after only 1 minute and they don't respond well then you probably need to work on your last. We all know biceps are important, but a lot of women these days are over biceps. 2021 is all about lats. I would say, you should increase your meet-to-shirtpull time to around 90 seconds, and then turn around and show her your lats from the back.

Radio_Unique · 2021-12-18T18:42:25+00:00

coz healthy women who goes to gym and sexy love men with muscles.

Those girls laughing at u wait for them to reach 30s u will see them sag

mlgdank69 · 2021-12-18T18:53:40+00:00

Zyzz is that you?

JackTheRipper_17 · 2021-12-18T19:00:06+00:00

Women are betas. Go for men from now on!

Akmyrat_Akatov7 · 2021-12-18T19:00:09+00:00

Women need 6 seconds to know if they are attracted to you or not so please pull off your tshirt within that time *wink wink

beans0913 · 2021-12-18T19:05:40+00:00

This is a joke, right ?

Elegant_Specialist55 · 2021-12-18T19:14:54+00:00

U need to pose like bodybuilder

TheDerpDoctor · 2021-12-18T19:21:47+00:00

It's not the muscles, it's the lack of a mating cry. How is she going to know you're not being threatening and are instead interested? c'mon man

raulonastool · 2021-12-18T19:25:28+00:00

Yeah I think you're onto something, bro!

GraveyardZombie · 2021-12-18T19:47:29+00:00

Carrying all the grocery bags in one trip is what get moist panties

Moedig25 · 2021-12-18T20:00:52+00:00

Lmao

OnionLegend · 2021-12-18T20:02:06+00:00

Wear 6-inch heels and they’ll instantly be attracted because all women love tall men.

quantumactual · 2021-12-18T20:05:12+00:00

It’s more about how well you can trigger them emotionally

jessiepc145 · 2021-12-18T20:07:17+00:00

My suggestion? Never wear a shirt. OR cut the sleeves off all your shirts.

Aggravating_Farm_125 · 2021-12-18T20:23:25+00:00

Try 10lb dumbbells, you’ll have better results lol

2021-12-18T20:36:13+00:00

No way this is real lmao

Settowin · 2021-12-18T20:38:24+00:00

Jacob_961 · 2021-12-18T22:43:21+00:00

In this sub, this could well be a legitimate post

Lotus_82 · 2021-12-18T18:21:27+00:00

It’s because women hate obnoxious meat heads who take off their T-shirts one minute into a conversation.

Like why would you do that? Were you actually thinking women would see your muscles and be all attracted to you?

swollemolle · 2021-12-18T19:22:29+00:00

Fuck...you've been training since Nov. 26 and using only 5lbs weight and you already think you're the spawn of Hercules himself???

I'm jealous. I've been training for years, I suffer from body dysmorphia, and I don't have half the confidence as this guy.

Some dudes get all the good genes. Shit.

FrankenBeanTheGreat · 2021-12-18T18:33:33+00:00

Umm... dude... this has nothing to do with liking or disliking muscles. It's about you ripping your shirt off in front of a random stranger and flexing. That's weird. Have you ever watched The Good Place with the demon that keeps pulling off his shirt and working out? That's you.

Wear a muscle shirt if you want to show off, leave the whole chest for the viewing of people who take your shirt off for you.

Psynaut · 2021-12-18T22:27:58+00:00

Everyone knows women like "toned" biceps, not bulky ones. Those 5 pound dumbbells are too heavy. You need to go lighter and with more reps. There are some pink 2.5 pounders on amazon I recommend.

Donald-Trompf · 2021-12-18T19:52:11+00:00

Depends. I for example thing that all the so called 'supermodels' and the most famous singers etc are ugly and boring looking. So it's hard to say. But in general, Idc

glemiwel · 2021-12-18T22:57:16+00:00

Hrm I don't know how other women feel, but from my perspective I would rather enjoy the conversation. If you have wonderfully built muscles, you don't have to flex it at all. Just wait till you two take it to next level and she can enjoy the view when you're on top of her.

Jpark85 · 2021-12-18T17:02:22+00:00

Women like confidence not muscles

CompetitionFair7686 · 2021-12-18T17:07:42+00:00

lmfao, no it’s because women don’t like show offs. Feeling like you have to impress someone just shows you are insecure and see yourself as beneath them.

Imagine how weird it would be for a girl to just take off her shirt and show you her boobs trying to impress you.

Like you are a guy and maybe wouldn’t mind having sex with that girl, but would you seriously consider a relationship with that girl and presenting her to your parents when she does shit like that? Probably not. Most would think she is a slut or something.

Like:

You: “hey dad mom, this is stacey, my girlfriend”.

Dad and mom: How did you meet each other?

You: “Oh she took off her shirt and saw me her boobs in the street”.

Dad and mom: …

Nikos-XXII · 2021-12-18T17:34:36+00:00

How old are you?

LoCarB3 · 2021-12-18T17:56:59+00:00

I cannot believe there are people here taking this seriously lmao

hz_shit · 2021-12-18T18:03:58+00:00

You should've made it less clear that this is a joke

TheSoulsCrusher · 2021-12-18T18:07:21+00:00

I love this

something0very0cool · 2021-12-18T18:43:04+00:00

Bro wtf

robml · 2021-12-18T18:45:21+00:00

I think it's because even Gaston didn't take his shirt off in the middle of a Convo to flex his muscles. Girls like to admire, not someone who obviously shows his muscles off (depends on context but for the most part)

Limitlesspappy · 2021-12-18T19:01:28+00:00

My dude you’re doing too much.

pru51 · 2021-12-18T19:28:43+00:00

Confidence. And potential. The rest is eggs in a basket.

amandatomedossantos · 2021-12-18T19:33:39+00:00

I don't like muscles

Daddyinvester · 2021-12-18T20:02:28+00:00

Flexing legs on my shorts has always worked for me?

DarkSun18 · 2021-12-18T20:05:36+00:00

Not gonna like I would worship a guy with pecs oh my god.... but too much muscles aren’t attractive to me either.

Godfather404 · 2021-12-18T20:55:17+00:00

You just gotta find the right pose!

PondScum420 · 2021-12-18T20:59:36+00:00

I know this is a joke but sometimes I look back at my past and realize I got way more play when I was fat than I do now that I lost all the weight. I know there’s other factors at play like the pandemic and shit but it is funny to think about. Also there are many women who like baby buff but don’t like the chiseled look.

jurawall_jumper · 2021-12-18T21:03:15+00:00

Ha ha ha ha. I can't help but picture dude (buff Blue shirt Guy slash Ryan Reynolds) from the movie Free Guy

Mr_Believin · 2021-12-18T21:05:03+00:00

I understand it’s a joke but still...🤦🏾‍♂️Clueless

SaltoDaKid · 2021-12-18T21:10:53+00:00

Hey, bro I have some good advice for you. Get baby oil tell them rub it on you. That way she touching you, you can see how outgoing she is and how tender and how caring of a person she is. Your sexy body with baby oil like crack to a squirrel, this will cause overload flood in their panties to make them jump on top you asking for your natural juice. Then boom trophy notification will appear.

IGetBoredSometimes23 · 2021-12-18T21:20:50+00:00

I love this comment section so much 😂

2021-12-18T21:28:44+00:00

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂wtf

primal_ignios · 2021-12-18T21:29:17+00:00

HAHA nooo dude, come on..

Ok, I'm a guy and I'll share some wisdom with you, that's probably one of the worse things you could've ever tried lol

Let me elaborate, women DO like "muscles" I would say instead they can really appreciate a well trained and taken cared body, but definitely NOT in the way you think, this is not an bodybuilding contest, bro, women can appreciate it and yeah, they might think it's hot, specially from far away but just to be complete clear:

MUSCLES AND SPECIALLY FLEXING WON'T GET YOU WOMEN...

You should keep on working out but as a way to improve yourself, make sure your body reaches the potential it has and as a regulator for your emotions and self esteem, but I'm telling you, stop pulling out your shirt in front of girls without any type of request of it.. for real.. DON'T, if you want to enjoy "the flex", there are ways and places for that, at pools, beaches, when you are about to "get schiwfty", and I guarantee you without you saying a word about it, just in the right moment it can be a pleasingly surprise for them, but no girl will look at you if you keep on showing your biceps or something alike, earn them, have them, don't need to brag about them.. really...

Instead focus on developing communication skills, know about many things, read a lot, invest in your hobbies, passions, your job if it's a thing that moves you, work in yourself and not just in your muscles, improve your wardrobe, take care of your skin and hair, actually invest in yourself to develop as a better and interesting guy, I guarantee that if you are able to hold a conversation with a girl and make it interesting for them, you won't need to flex any muscle, seduction is not just about looks (even though I recommend you to invest in that too) but it's about who are you, how do you present yourself, how are you able to move something or pique the interest in the other person without sounding or being a douche or freaking Johnny Bravo ripp off...

Hope this helps, work out, improve but improve your mind next to your body, be safe bro and no more unrequested flexing.

petark7 · 2021-12-18T21:36:23+00:00

You may have reached your genetic potential. Try steroids next.

Kittech · 2021-12-18T21:55:30+00:00

I hate muscles, why do people even work out or lift? My ideal type is super flabby.

In all seriousness, if you ARE being serious, taking your shirt off for no reason is pretty douchey. Almost a bit insulting or amateur, it's kind of like "This is all I need to get babes right?" and to the woman "Is that all he thinks he needs to do to get in my pants?"

Roidot · 2021-12-18T21:56:31+00:00

Have you qualified her first? It's easy to miss that part in game as a beginner.

BooringIndividual · 2021-12-18T22:05:36+00:00

You will see all women will be yours once you move to 7.5lbs dumbells,just dont give up-

Chrisanova_NY · 2021-12-18T22:05:50+00:00

Great. I got successfully fucking trolled.

bundabuster69 · 2021-12-18T22:10:19+00:00

You shouldn't be expecting anything else after curling ur mom's 5lb dumbbells

Billieclide · 2021-12-18T22:13:29+00:00

Wtf. Girls just dont like u. They dig the muscles just not ur lack of ability to converse.
Hey girl Whats up Proceeds to take off shirt I work out all the time

Hey where u going. I thought u liked me

palatine09 · 2021-12-18T22:13:47+00:00

Not kool Krispy

hookedonfonicsmunky · 2021-12-18T22:31:52+00:00

women who actually care about fitness and all like it to a certain extent. That being said i have yet to see a couple at my gym where both have a pretty respectable build, oddly enough the girls are almost always waaaaaay more fit than the dude which blows my mind... sorry i'm probably just butthurt ranting cuz i'm lonely af..... and jacked

Noblejunior · 2021-12-18T22:35:49+00:00

You made this up right cox wtf 😂

Suspicious_Loan8041 · 2021-12-18T22:45:46+00:00

Dude, you got it all wrong. When you take off your shirt, you’re supposed to pull out thousands of dollars and throw it at them. This means your big, rich, and you don’t give a fuck.

lucianomiaumiau · 2021-12-18T22:55:08+00:00

Get better on your pose and eat protein

soccer-boy01 · 2021-12-18T23:08:33+00:00

Im laughing. Made my night haha thanks

sh1ftyswar · 2021-12-18T23:27:26+00:00

Nah brah, you gotta come up with a reason for them to feel your muscles. Like say your chatting up a little smoke show, tell her you think you might have cancer and you need help looking for lumps. Once she puts her mitts on you, unleash hell.

There ya go! Watch out for puddles kid.

Oh! And you're welcome

lovemidnightrose · 2021-12-18T23:29:20+00:00

Not all women are into the same things. I'm into bookish types, guys who look smart. If a man is wearing glasses, I get curious. After that if they can prove they are kind, gentle, shame my values, and manage to make me smile, they have a chance. Of course no one does right now since I'm seeing someone but as a general rule.

tiempo90 · 2021-12-18T23:33:20+00:00

This is satire.

MeeloP · 2021-12-18T23:54:21+00:00

While lifting are you saying “LIGHT WORK!” Or nah?

LandscapeClear1630 · 2021-12-18T23:59:20+00:00

ahahhaha

dude I would laugh too!

wtf are you doing?? lmao

weedcard69 · 2021-12-19T00:09:19+00:00

New copypasta

Western-Bite1759 · 2021-12-19T00:11:41+00:00

Build the abs and oil up before meeting women. Have a toothpick in your mouth too. Makes you look cool you know.

sparksoneee · 2021-12-19T00:11:43+00:00

Muscles are for the boys

Recent_Luck_918 · 2021-12-19T00:40:08+00:00

Fuck ya lyfe!!! Bing Bong

PopJaded151 · 2021-12-19T00:45:21+00:00

I'm not sure if this is a joke or if you're actually being serious...

P00_buttz69 · 2021-12-19T00:53:52+00:00

You had me in the first half ngl

Foolforthought080 · 2021-12-19T00:54:49+00:00

Um.. yeah Muscles are bad Tarzan! And going full hulk O mania during conversation with a potential love interest is bad too.

Emilio222 · 2021-12-19T01:06:47+00:00

You gotta get that pump first. That's key, other than that it's a pretty good strategy I've had somewhat success with. You gotta say, "you mirin brah" as well. Gotta put yourself up on that pedestal and know your selfworth.

Basic-Custard5894 · 2021-12-19T02:48:24+00:00

Man.. I’m late to the post and it’s been removed. What did it say??

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