What's the biggest mistake you've made because you were horny? WEEKLY DISCUSSION THREAD

Yolololol26 · 2023-01-28T15:19:00+00:00

Trying a FWB - nothing too bad happened, but I’m never doing that again

Affinity4186 · 2023-01-27T23:17:22+00:00

In my simp days, I spent way too much money on a woman who wasn't attracted to me. She let me have sex with her but I clearly wasn't a priority for her.

FutureBannedAccount2 · 2023-01-26T13:35:33+00:00

Paid for tinder

asofiro · 2023-01-26T11:46:24+00:00

I fooled around with a friend when I was drunk and had to explain that didn't want to pursue anything further the next day. That was very awkward.

We very nearly had sex without a condom (she wasn't on birth control either). Luckily I was just sober enough not to go through with it.

HungerISanEmotion · 2023-01-26T06:52:42+00:00

Never made a mistake because I was being too horny.

My super power is getting post nut clarity from just masturbating.

Ohms2North · 2023-01-26T01:10:07+00:00

Her fat folds had folds

Murphysmongoose · 2023-01-25T23:18:57+00:00

Hooking up with my babymama. Well the making her my babymama part, anyways.

ButtsPie · 2023-01-25T21:21:07+00:00

I was having a bit too much fun with the water faucet in the shower, it took me a while to finish and that's when I realized that I'd been completely blocking the drain while sitting on it... there was water aaaaall over the bathroom floor and even into the hallway and kitchen nearby, causing water damage to the wooden floor 😬 I was still living with my dad at the time and I felt so bad!!

jax006 · 2023-01-25T17:16:49+00:00

I let a girl I barely knew (met on OLD and hung out one time previously) handcuff/blindfold me in her apartment. She ended up being a psycho too

Ok_Thought_1818 · 2023-01-25T15:03:43+00:00

Being a straight male in 2023 is F tier. We have to initiate everything, wow and impress the woman, plan everything, etc. It’s exhausting. I get tons of matches but can’t get a date cause the minute I ask to actually hangout irl they ghost me

FadedTony · 2023-01-25T03:31:17+00:00

This girl wanted me to pick her up from a concert and take her back to my apt. I go to pick her up from a parking garage downtown but when I get there she's not answering. She finally texts back that she has to take care of her drunk friend and drive her friend's car home for her. Well that's an L ok I'll just go home.

Omw out the parking garage attendant wants me ti pay $20 to leave, I'm like I was here for 5 minutes? She says nope more like 9, and only less that 5min is free :( It's a 15 floor parking garage you can't even go to the top and down in 5 minutes lol

Felt like I was set up lol should have just stayed home

LadyofTheGreyPath · 2023-01-25T01:34:37+00:00

My vibrator broke while I was using it, but I didn't stop and ended up with some not-so-great scratches.

RegTextoffender · 2023-01-24T16:40:46+00:00

Once had a MAJOR exam I was not ready for but I got invited by an mostly unknown woman to a set up dance. I was still a virigin and this was freshman year in college. I get there and shes not there yet so I start drinking (technically illegal but they didn't enforce it there), and I'm pretty drunk when she shows up. She's ... not my type but I'm in beer goggle mode. In case anyone is curious she was fat AND had no tits, its a very unusual combo. So I'm horny enough and drunk enough to not care, she gets drunk too, we decide we need to find a place to make out but are too drunk to think we have rooms to go to and we look for open lecture halls. Eventually we find one and get busted by campus security.

Luckily no sex happened and we were clothed when caught. It was like 2am so we decided to head back to our respective dorm rooms (her's was luckily on the other side of campus so we parted ways) and I overslept my exam, made a lame excuse to take it later that day in another sections exam, and got an F I richly deserved.

Silver lining, the girl wanted to date me, I met her again (it was right before the end of the year), and realized this isn't going to work for me. She was not only fat but playing hard to get, and even my virigin hormones were like "it ain't worth it and shes ugly". Long story less long she thought we were BF/GF I did not so I had to "break up" with her. She was so upset she went on a major weightloss trip (I didn't say a word about her being fat as a reason), and when a friend of mine ran into her she told him she broke up with me. My friend wouldn't believe me, he never met her fat, because she was apparently hot now.

So I inadvertently saved a fat chick from being fat the rest of her life, so I did gods work.

Ponderman64 · 2023-01-24T03:16:04+00:00

Scammed by a hooker that paying ‘fees’ will be ‘refunded’ after sex

abaxeron · 2023-01-23T18:45:24+00:00

Bought only four sex toys. Was so horny that thought these will be enough.

jobbo321 · 2023-01-23T15:24:31+00:00

My biggest mistake is how badly I was a simp in my teenage years. Helped a lot of girls with their homework. Like I used to send them homework and summaries for exams if they asked in the hopes of them getting/being attracted to me. Spent two years multiple hours a week talking to a girl on snapchat and got friendzoned later on. Also just simped for a lot of other girls in school without any return.

Would've been cool had any of it worked, but it didn't. So much time wasted, I was so much made us of.

Tale as old as schools exist. I was a naive boy and no one teached me any of this, so I had to find everything out the hard way. It teached me that women love making use of men's horniness to their advantages. If a woman is interested in you, they won't ask you to do their shit for you, they'll just tell you.

90-Year-OldNutsack · 2023-01-23T07:31:22+00:00

This thread is a testament to the dangers of no fap

FuuraKafu · 2023-01-22T23:45:05+00:00

I did some really weird things around puberty, when I was like 12-14. I had a sexual experience way before that with a girl which I talked about here before, it for sure contributed to it. But yea, that time period was just nuts. Watched porn on my dad's PC (I didn't have one at the time), including hardcore BDSM without knowing how to delete history. My parents knew, I knew that they knew, and I kept doing it anyway, sneaking in there any time I had the opportunity. Did the same on my grandma's PC too, and I'm pretty sure that's when she started being a bit more distant with me. I put my dick in all kinds of food, like yogurts... I think I'll stop here.

WhiskeyOnASunday93 · 2023-01-22T23:33:53+00:00

Drove drunk to respond to a booty call.

Got a legs spread pic and 2 words. “Come over”

Well I didn’t make it there. I did end up spending 48 hours in county jail after a dui.

Got my phone back when I was released and was like yo can you pick me up from the jail and take me to the impound lot to release my car.

She didn’t respond lol

Spread-Em-Plz · 2023-01-22T16:06:15+00:00

-Drove for a decent distance for some pussy that I didn’t get (I arrived and was NOT feeling the vibe, so I didn’t even try)

-Chafed myself while jerking it

-Hit it raw (granted I wasn’t too unreasonable in this one; I thought she was on the pill and it just turns out she wasn’t)

BVEU2300 · 2023-01-22T04:34:01+00:00

start a relationship fall in love then leave her and now kill mesel

mackenzie013_02 · 2023-01-22T00:35:15+00:00

Got drunk and ended up sleeping with a guy from my friends group that I wasn’t attracted to sober. 😬

HTML_Novice · 2023-01-21T21:26:17+00:00

Had sex with a trashy girl no condom, got an std.

I’d do it again

Specialist-Action-33 · 2023-01-21T20:59:34+00:00

Slept with an unattractive fat woman damn near twice my size

TheRedPillRipper · 2023-01-21T19:57:44+00:00

Probably sleeping with both my next door neighbours. That was awkward. Also sleeping with/getting too drunk to say no to my boss. That was one I personally could’ve avoided. Also the couple of strippers I dated. They weren’t the most ‘stable.’ Great sex though.

Godspeed and good luck!

AstronautLoveShack · 2023-01-21T19:47:13+00:00

Slept with a person with stalker tendencies that I still can't get rid of.

purplish_possum · 2023-01-21T19:45:12+00:00

My first experience when I thought I was the only 17-year-old on the planet who hadn't had sex yet was pretty tragic.

Then there was the time my 1st ex-wife suffered a concussion from having her head pounded into the door of my 1978 Dodge pickup (no soft interior panels back then).

Willow-girl · 2023-01-21T18:37:06+00:00

Oklahoma ...

Luckily, what happens in Oklahoma stays in Oklahoma.

Dolphin_Moon · 2023-01-21T18:33:32+00:00

I almost got into a car accident driving on a major highway driving to a dick appointment. And I walked alone out of his apartment at 3am he didn’t even walk me to my car lol in a major city.

Had sex underneath a mounted deer head in his bedroom…that he hunted

ManWazo · 2023-01-21T18:17:05+00:00

There are no mistakes, just happy accidents.

BruddaMSK · 2023-01-21T18:15:27+00:00

Nothing I could really remember, except approaching girls I had no chance with.
I always think I am a big simp or even a c*ck but whenever I start to dig this I realize I never actually simped hard for a woman.

UpbeatInsurance5358 · 2023-01-21T18:06:17+00:00

2 kids in 10.5 months.

Early-Christmas-4742 · 2023-01-21T17:54:19+00:00

Having two kids way closer together than planned.

jackedsoon · 2023-01-21T17:53:01+00:00

‘Pussy is pussy’

Lift_and_Lurk · 2023-01-21T17:48:31+00:00

It was a bigger regret for her than me but “it’s ok: we can try anal without lube!” Was her suggestion and that was quickly understood to be a bad idea! Still feel bad about that tho.

armpitpics · 2023-01-21T17:47:23+00:00

Had a one night stand with a guy I didn't know well. It was sort of a blind date and although he was good on paper and kinda cute there was not much of an attraction. He didn't seem to be looking for anything serious either and it became obvious when he kissed me after a lackluster date that looked more like a business lunch. Did not have sex with him that night, but did it on the second date a few weeks after. It was risky considering I didn't know him, but everything turned out well.

gymbro718nyc2 · 2023-01-21T17:35:05+00:00

Oh god, where do I even start.

CimZim · 2023-01-21T17:12:21+00:00

Drove for nearly 2 hours in a really terrible snowstorm, just for sex. I made it there in one piece but in retrospect I was just a horny idiot.

gobblegoobleoneofus · 2023-01-21T17:09:41+00:00

hooked up with a 300 pounder. i have a king size bed and she took up over 2/3rds of it.

made normal overweight girls look amazing in comparison since then though

Lysa_Bell · 2023-01-21T17:09:23+00:00

Lots and lots of alcohol

2023-01-21T17:05:54+00:00

Had a ONS with a woman who was heavy into dance music and raves. She pressured me to take ecstasy when we were out, and like an idiot I caved. Hadn't done E in over a decade, and it was horrendous.

Managed to have sex with her later that night, but must have stood over her toilet bowl trying to piss for about half an hour afterwards.

She also wouldn't go to sleep. 6am and she was sticking music on her phone and taking more pills. I had work at 9am.

Horrifying.

Mythic_Punk · 2023-01-21T17:02:57+00:00

😬

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Title	What's the biggest mistake you've made because you were horny? WEEKLY DISCUSSION THREAD
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Date	January 21, 2023 5:00 PM UTC (3 years ago)
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