I have tried/use all the dating apps. Bumble, Hinge, Tinder. But they are all so hideous and ugly! It’s so hard to find an attractive guy, let alone someone I think I will have a drop of compatibility with.

They all have/are - a receding hair line. I don’t like bald men, jt feels like I am with someone’s dad then. - bad skin. I’m not talking acne, but the wrinkles these 27 year old men have, they would need 400 units of botox for those crows feet. - short. I saw my ex boyfriend on hinge. He said his height was 5’9. He was a hair taller then me (5’7).

I think I swipe right on maybe 1% of men. I can’t go through hinge, bumble, without seeing 15 profiles talking about the following

  • hiking. Fucking hiking. I hate it, it’s boring. But I live in a city close to the mountains so everyone talks about it on apps at nozium

  • SaRcAsM!!! Every guy in hinge who says they’re sarcastic...sarcasm is a low form of humour. It takes no thinking to be sarcastic. I don’t want someone who will say snarky or mean things to me. Sometimes I can’t tell if people are being sarcastic so I don’t like it and I would rather people make a funny analogy as a joke or say what they mean.

  • traveling. We get it. Everyone likes to fucking travel. I don’t care about where you have been. I literally don’t care that you go to Vietnam and probably have sex with trafficked girls there. And wow, it must be so nice to back back in backcountrys and not be afraid of idk being raped, kidnapped, sexually assaulted. And they will think less of you if you haven’t travelled, like everyone has money, time or the ability to travel alone.

  • I’m ADVENTUROUS. I don’t like this. I like stability. I feel like guys who say this will up and leave you or want you to uphinge your life to do the shit they want or they will shame you for. It wanting to quit work to go skydiving in Switzerland or whatever.

  • Sports. This is probably a me thing, but I fucking hate sports. I have never watched a sports game on purpose aside from maybe skating or gymnastics. Men who love sports will ignore you for the “game” when it’s on and they will get rowdy and loud about these fixed games. They want a cool girl who likes sports and will watch sports with them, play sports with them. I refuse to budge on this because I thing professional sports are a disgusting waste of money and I don’t want to respect such an institution.

  • again, this one is personal, but religion. I don’t like religion too much. I would not date someone who is a firm religious believer. I do not like how religious men view women and hey are usually conservatives (which I am Not) which means they hate women politically too. I would only date atheists/agnostics or casually/culturally Jewish men (I’ve found you can be culturally Jewish but not religiously, it’s a bit different)

  • they just want someone who wants to do exactly what they want too. Again, a cool girl who will drink IPA beers with them and go hiking with them and will watch big titty anime with them.

It’s exhausting. I mean I can find profiles of men who are attractive but then they have one or all of these things.

Sigh. This is a rant I guess.

What bugs you that you see in the apps?