LVMs be like

throwaway88043468 · 2021-08-05T13:18:32+00:00

Negging. 🙄 they think they're so clever

shockingupdate · 2021-08-05T13:23:33+00:00

It’s like they’re speedrunning getting blocked

MadamLeFay · 2021-08-05T14:01:24+00:00

Not that I'd have answered him but:
"Would you say you're needy?"
"If you think "that's a lot", would you say you're lazy?"

TheNightWitch · 2021-08-05T14:00:13+00:00

The guy who made up the love languages idea for money was a bigot and a homophobe and his ideas are so detrimental to relationships that no decent therapist would ever recommend them. https://link.medium.com/rUWDst6xtib

FDS-GFY · 2021-08-05T13:13:08+00:00

The minute he said love languages I knew he was looking for the act to put on. Thanks for the training, Queens!!

luvmyvulvaxoxo · 2021-08-05T13:41:33+00:00

Love languages are such a scam. It’s how LVM explain away that they don’t know what type of gift to get their gf, or how to give a compliment, or how to be loving.

Your gf being disappointed you got her roses when yesterday she mentioned how much she loves sunflowers does not mean she hates gifts.

Rosee-lil-feet · 2021-08-05T13:23:39+00:00

Total Douche

Vmchik · 2021-08-05T13:48:40+00:00

I always answer this and it pisses the men off. Now she’s needy because she expects him to pull all the stops? I’ll also bet you a million dollars he would’ve said physical affection if she answered differently. Their script is getting obvious.

shelballama · 2021-08-05T14:27:21+00:00

Imagine getting into a relationship where some AH scrote thinks giving your partner attention, gifts, being nice to them is NOT NORMAL and they classify it as "needy"

"You can only get one of the things but I want sex, 50/50 and for you to do all the housework, child birthing and rearing and cooking"

Lol NEXT

BBQCoolRanchQueen · 2021-08-05T13:18:26+00:00

Ah yes, the love languages 🙄 or how to guilt women into accepting 1/5 of the bare minimum. Something tells me this scrote was looking for "physical touch".

Ericaeatscarrots · 2021-08-05T13:42:07+00:00

The emojis make me want to barf

Yellowsunflowerlover · 2021-08-05T14:03:16+00:00

And then he was blocked lmaooo.

What a moron.

PinturaMagnifica · 2021-08-05T13:48:21+00:00

"Yes." block

hopeful_flounder93 · 2021-08-05T14:53:42+00:00

I call this the "neg & beg", because it's almost invariably followed by some pathetic way to ask for sex by someone who hasn't been laid in millenia, for good reason

DieMad

jupitarianrise · 2021-08-05T13:12:45+00:00

Lmfaoo he showed all his cards in the first few messages. Block & delete.

Lemon_bars_addiction · 2021-08-05T12:57:11+00:00

Gentle reminder that dating apps are 99% LVM 1% HVM and you deserve better ♥️

Fatt3stAveng3r · 2021-08-05T12:55:23+00:00

Yeah, they're a damn scam lol.

I want all of them, too. Attention, affection, affirmation, quality time and presents. A real man won't just do one or two and call it a job well done.

pickmieshaexorcist · 2021-08-05T13:03:32+00:00

Pft, love language. 🙄 one lady here put it very succinctly when she said something like, I don’t want my relationship a la carte.

dollymyfolly · 2021-08-05T15:04:00+00:00

Would you say you have nothing of value to offer? 😤🙄

starlight_sequence · 2021-08-05T13:40:26+00:00

Not that he’s worth it, but my response would be “I would say that I have high standards, which guarantees I only have high quality experiences and high quality people in my life!”

Fearless-Cookie · 2021-08-05T15:21:36+00:00

Who else also find this emoji 😜 annoying? I don’t know but it feels like they are trying to undermine their inappropriate and replacing “just kidding” with that emoji.

springtulip475 · 2021-08-05T12:49:34+00:00

🤣🤣🤣 proof love languages are the ultimate scam

Adventurous_River_64 · 2021-08-05T16:02:06+00:00

There was a thread on here about LVMs using emojis and this perfectly illustrates that lol

_RustInPiece_ · 2021-08-05T16:08:46+00:00

"So....what is your preferred love language?"

"Yes."

Ok-Performance5997 · 2021-08-05T14:54:06+00:00

I refuse to interact with people who use the 😜 emoji.

Professional-Pea-317 · 2021-08-05T16:57:55+00:00

My love language is being treated like I'm human. Let's see if you can handle that and we'll go from there.

thinktwiceorelse · 2021-08-05T15:45:47+00:00

Textbook case

blackmetalbetty · 2021-08-05T17:42:05+00:00

Yeah, they really love that love language bullshit. They know they can starve or deny you the others if you pick the one. And even the one you pick, they'd probably just find a way to weasel out of acknowledging it. Guessing his is touch though and it's terms are indisputable.

Wild_Artio · 2021-08-05T17:14:50+00:00

Asking about love languages now will get an automatic block.

mscristalconnors · 2021-08-05T16:18:21+00:00

😒 get off OLD.

Title	LVMs be like
Author	dimsummer-
Upvotes	418
Comments	76
Date	August 5, 2021 12:42 PM UTC (4 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/FemaleDatingStrategy
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