Fucking idiot 🤡

Thestral-glow6 · 2022-02-26T21:01:25+00:00

This sounds so fake. Lmao, just no.

rightsun__ · 2022-02-26T19:18:21+00:00

So he had to have sex with this young impressionable lady because she was * check notes *.... wearing shorts...

cutekittensmeow · 2022-02-26T19:40:11+00:00

I honestly thought this was on the ThatHappened sub when I saw it in my feed. Scrotes really do be lying on the internet.

millennialpink2000 · 2022-02-26T19:36:34+00:00

Nothing better than men creating their own problems and then whining to the internet about them.

Jandi18 · 2022-02-26T19:52:17+00:00

Things that never happened! Scrotes sure do love to fantasize about a woman wanting them. "She caught feelings" 😂😂

edwardianemerald · 2022-02-26T20:07:53+00:00

Watch her get pregnant and this fool will have a meltdown. And he will 100% deserve it! Should've vetted better bro

CautiousJuice9533 · 2022-02-26T21:30:24+00:00

Failure in creative writing exercise...notice how he says "speaks no English" yet asks her out for drinks and then to his bed. How would she know what he meant?

lusigusi · 2022-02-26T20:09:01+00:00

This vaguely reminds me of that People’s Court clip posted on here a few weeks ago where the guy started freely giving money to his Uber customer, tried to make her his girlfriend, then when she wouldn’t sleep with him he tried to turn it back on her like she was a gold-digging $lut.

These men don’t have much, but they DO have the audacity.

ChemicalCobbler · 2022-02-26T19:20:54+00:00

And then everyone clapped 😒

TriggeredQuilt · 2022-02-26T20:15:58+00:00

Terrible creative writing. Not that I’m surprised.

Saremis · 2022-02-26T23:49:47+00:00

Ahhh yes, the story taken from a P*rnhub intro... Men are sure delusional.

FUBARfromLSA · 2022-02-26T19:19:59+00:00

I hope she takes him for everything he’s got.

capresesalad1985 · 2022-02-26T21:28:38+00:00

This was a Seinfeld episode!

saragc92 · 2022-02-26T20:04:41+00:00

So he had no problem cleaning his house for 6 months,

But one day, one day, she wore shorts! Them shorts!! And they she wanted it look what she’s wearing, dude, it took one time for her to seduce you!?

I don’t think so, this guy needs to take some personal responsibility.

But scrotes don’t, that’s why they are LVM.

AnniaT · 2022-02-27T01:19:39+00:00

Is this porn sick fanfic?

AyemHerself · 2022-02-27T00:46:25+00:00

He forgot the "Dear Penthouse" at the start.

prettyexcitingnews · 2022-02-27T02:45:03+00:00

This guy is dreaming. Lol

CheetahEnergy · 2022-02-26T21:58:51+00:00

THIS IS SO FAKE😭 pathetic losers have to create scenarios

yfunk3 · 2022-02-26T21:15:24+00:00

Who the hell says "banging"?

preppykat3 · 2022-02-26T19:31:39+00:00

I threw up reading this. I can’t. These ugly Scrotes are pathetic

SupremeDearLeader · 2022-02-26T23:33:02+00:00

Is this Arnold Swartzaneggar ????

anne-goldy · 2022-02-26T22:31:35+00:00

Sounds like a fake story straight from potnhub

bleda_princezna · 2022-02-26T20:00:04+00:00

This genuinely made me laugh. Is it really possible to be this dumb?

Thereismorethanthis · 2022-02-26T22:07:37+00:00

fantasy writing. probably wanked it as he did 🤮

LittleQueenie8 · 2022-02-26T23:06:44+00:00

Sounds like a scrotastic fantasy to me

PollyannaPenny · 2022-02-27T06:29:41+00:00

This reads like a bad fanfic. No way its real. LOL

Noemie_Mathilde · 2022-02-27T10:58:50+00:00

Fake, fake, fake. "She wears a frilly apron and I can't spell"

appendixgallop · 2022-02-26T22:34:06+00:00

She's pregnant.

Waste-Win · 2022-02-27T12:05:49+00:00

On another episode of things that didn't happen...

ItsFreezen · 2022-02-27T13:33:33+00:00

When you see it on a porn video and claim it as your own.

Title	Fucking idiot 🤡
Author	UmmmHiHello
Upvotes	1051
Comments	51
Date	February 26, 2022 7:13 PM UTC (4 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/FemaleDatingStrategy
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/FemaleDatingStrategy/comments/t24nvu/fucking_idiot/
Archive Link	https://theredarchive.com/r/FemaleDatingStrategy/fucking-idiot.1102765 https://theredarchive.com/post/1102765

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