I think they’re onto something

CandidKick · 2021-03-12T22:52:23+00:00

That reminds me of the documentary about men that could not find wives. They had to work hard keeping the house in order. Then it shows a scene with commentary where men are forced to buy their own food because they don’t have women to cook for them. They try to deliver the message as if you should feel sorry for them, but it was the funniest sht I have ever seen.

Wah! We have to clean up after ourselves and wash our own clothes. Wah! No women around to serve us food so we have to buy ready made food and spend more money. Wah! No women to make us children that we won’t lift a finger to raise ourselves. Wah! Need one-sided sex but no holes-women-to put it in.

Okay, I elaborated a bit but that was the overall mood of the documentary.

SakuraGirl88 · 2021-03-12T21:33:51+00:00

Humor aside. I found this very interesting. I legitimately didn't know this lol. I also saw that drones don't feed themselves and apparently can't hatch out of their pupae when they're born 😂. They literally just mooch and mate until they get thrown out.

Jiou112 · 2021-03-13T03:42:31+00:00

Using this reference whenever men try the "it's our nature" excuse. Well it's nature to drag you out of my house when you don't contribute 🤷‍♀️

saragc92 · 2021-03-12T21:49:20+00:00

I’ve replayed this three times, I just can’t get enough how there will be a pile of dead drones outside the hive.... like dam. They can’t feed themselves apparently.

LilithWon · 2021-03-12T22:19:49+00:00

Can't wait for AHS to write a whole post about this saying "FDS promotes eco fascism and advocates for genocide against males" 🤦‍♀️

justwondering551 · 2021-03-13T00:07:37+00:00

Every time I comment or see a comment saying “throw the whole man out sis👏“ This is what I’m gonna envision

DifferentBar6 · 2021-03-13T00:31:39+00:00

I told my family about this and my father looked uncomfortable and immediately tried to change the subject 😂

DifferentBar6 · 2021-03-13T00:45:50+00:00

"When a drone mates with a queen and releases his semen, it happens with such a force that his endophallus is ripped from his abdomen. When his abdomen rips open he usually dies shortly after"

https://www.perfectbee.com/learn-about-bees/the-life-of-bees/role-of-the-drone-bee

One of the comments:

"Female Bees are more intelligent than human females.

Don’t waste their lives on DEADBEAT GUYS."

Candid_Check_4843 · 2021-03-12T21:14:54+00:00

These Queen Bees are the original Queens. I love their no-nonsense attitude. It makes complete sense that the scarce food resources during the winter should go to the female worker bees who do all the work for the family-- collecting food, taking care of the baby bees, building and protecting the hive. If the male drone bees don't have anything more to contribute to the bee family, then... bye.

NetflixBingeQueen · 2021-03-13T09:04:49+00:00

Why are there so many examples in nature of men being...dead weight outside of their sperm? Nature sending us a message? Even in animal husbandry too many males is usually a problem.

Papaverinum · 2021-03-12T23:08:44+00:00

Those bees be throwing da whole dudes away 😂😂

space_cataz__ · 2021-03-12T22:33:52+00:00

Next time some scrote tells me to be logical, I'm gonna send him this!

favoritesound · 2021-03-13T03:57:01+00:00

Did you know in a lion pride, it’s usually the lionesses that take down kills. But the make gets to eat first because he’s bigger?

Solo males muscle their way into being the male of a pride (usually by violently driving off the existing male and killing all of the existing cubs to force the lionesses into estress.)

NoT aLl MaLe LiOnS tHoUgH - yeah because the ones that never manage to take over a pride won’t be killing any cubs because they died alone.

Even in the animal world, dick is abundant and low value. Males exploit the work and wombs of females.

Yellowsunflowerlover · 2021-03-12T21:18:10+00:00

One day all women will be on the bees' level <3

Lavender_flow · 2021-03-12T21:29:22+00:00

I laughed way too much because of this. Can you imagine all the scrotes laying about in a pile in the dead of winter. Dying and freezing to death because mommy bangmaid kicked them out 😂😂😂 for the survival of the colony

miss_peach94 · 2021-03-13T02:42:41+00:00

'Sometimes they chase them out, sometimes they drag them out'

I spat out my food 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

breadandbunny · 2021-03-13T02:08:27+00:00

Bees are such amazingly dangerous creatures. There's a type of bee that can swarm in a ball and cause the temperature inside that swarm to reach 47°C to destroy their victim.

donttextme_k · 2021-03-12T21:56:59+00:00

Is it bad I find this hilarious 😂

ddamaya · 2021-03-13T03:11:29+00:00

Scrote bees!

temproaryusername · 2021-03-12T22:00:35+00:00

Dang, is it wrong I feel sorry for the male bees but think we are on to something for human males? 🤔

Magnolia_Mirage · 2021-03-13T05:12:39+00:00

Wow I didn't know that. So the one that stung me was a female. What happened to women solidarity 😩🥲

spicyspa · 2021-03-13T03:26:02+00:00

Let's do this! Who's in?

spicyspa · 2021-03-13T07:55:36+00:00

Bees are not pickmeishas and don't tolerate lvm. Scientific fact.

MomNateChloe · 2021-03-12T21:22:14+00:00

Can we please do this IRL?

ShegoGreen · 2021-03-12T22:03:30+00:00

Love the encouragement to continue being ruthless.

KevlarSweetheart · 2021-03-13T09:12:34+00:00

So, I regularly look at a cute sub called rrealbeesfaketophats and the whole gag of the sub is just pics of bees with top hats. Most of the titles call the bees 'dapper gentlemen' and reference the dandy men of the 1800s (Oscar Wilde stuff). Anyway, I didnt know this abour bees so most of the bees on the reddit are female and the general assumption is that the bees are male. I now think of that sub completely diferently.

chasingastarl1ght · 2021-03-13T15:23:47+00:00

Just to provide a positive example of male doing good in the animal kingdom : https://www.thedodo.com/dad-wild-fox-tribute-1907006683.html

The female fox was thought of having some form of post partum depression - so the dad fox took care of the babies and made sure everyone was fed while she hid and rested. He died sadly providing for his family. But this story really made me love red foxes so much.

skyerippa · 2021-03-13T03:05:40+00:00

Awww this is sad,.poor little bees

Colour_riot · 2021-03-13T12:59:17+00:00

There's a book about bees (written from an anthropomorphic perspective), by Laline Paull.

The drones there are literal LVMs / NVMs, and they get massacred by their pissed off sisters.

Hmtnsw · 2021-03-13T05:49:11+00:00

I'm surprised- and yet not - that a lot of people here didn't already know this.

People really need to get out in nature/learn about nature more.

SkiesEclipse · 2021-07-14T22:13:03+00:00

Further proof that dick is disposable 😂

Title	I think they’re onto something
Author	Euphoric-11
Upvotes	814
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Date	March 12, 2021 9:01 PM UTC (5 years ago)
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