Man here, I have been lurking on FDS for quite some time and as a man I have to say, most of you women don't understand anything about men. This is supposed to be a dating strategy site for females, yet I never see anything about self improvement here. If you really wanted to teach women how to get a man you'd be showing them how to lose weight or give pornstar-quality blowjobs, none of this stuff about "financial independence" and "career" nonsense which men don't actually care about. Men think it's super annoying and unattractive when women complain about men, no wonder you're single. So here I've compiled a list of 12 tips and strategies for women, from the perspective of me, rational male:

1. Ladies, don't be afraid to ask a man on a date. Guys love getting asked out by a girl because it's a huge boost to our ego confidence.

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1. Men love it when women offer to pay for dates. It makes it so much easier to afford to date other women at the same time. Men love a 50/50 Queen 🙌

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1. Sending nudes is actually a great way to build intimacy and trust with a man. When a girl sends us her nudes, it shows that she really likes us and trusts us. And I say 'us' because I always post my girls' nudes in the group chat with my homies.

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1. Men love women who are beautiful but don't know it. Make sure to always look your best, but don't have an attitude about it. Men love an accessible Queen!

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1. Believe it or not men actually hate wearing condoms. If you truly loved us and cared about our happiness you'd let us hit it raw every time.

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1. Ladies, we don't really care about your career or how much money you make. Everyone knows that men only care about looks and women only care about resources. We'd date a waitress if she had a pleasant face and personality. Don't waste your sexual prime chasing a degree, chase men instead!

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1. If things ever start getting boring in the bedroom, TRY ANAL. All men LOVE anal sex. If you do that for him, he will have the utmost respect for you. We also expect you to be a virgin otherwise you're "damaged goods" and we get to have you for a discount. Lastly, all men watch porn, by the way. So you'd better get comfortable with his right to watch porn or else you're gonna be a single cat lady forever!

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1. The way to a man's heart is through his stomach. If you want us to commit to you and see you as wifey material, you need to cook for us and prepare a gourmet culinary experience at every meal.

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1. If you ever start to feel suspicious about who your husband is texting late at night, whatever you do, DO. NOT. CHECK. HIS. PHONE. That is a huge violation of privacy and trust. Most men are good and honest people so there's really nothing to worry about.

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1. Men don't like it when you let go of yourself. Always maintain your beauty routine, never gain weight, never age. There is absolutely no excuse for a lapse in hotness, not even having a baby. Getting thin is easy, just eat one (1) salad and hop on the treadmill!

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1. Men have needs. Because men have testosterone, we need to regularly ejaculate inside of multiple different women or else we will literally die. It's biology. If you aren't satisfying those needs, we reserve the right to cheat on you.

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1. Men think it's super hot when you let us talk about ourselves uninterrupted. A truly good conversationalist will laugh at all of our jokes and smile and nod at everything we say. Men don't like women who are too opinionated so keep your thoughts to yourselves, unless you want to give us a compliment, in which case give us loads of compliments. Men love compliments. Whatever you do, DO NOT tell a man what to do because listening to a woman makes us weak. Like literally, all my huge manly muscles will immediately disintegrate if I submit to a woman, even if it's just to get her a glass of water on my way back from the kitchen. There is nothing more unattractive to us than being entitled and demanding.

So there you have it ladies, twelve tips to attract a man. Finally some rational male logic to break up this toxic echo chamber, amirite?

Comment below with your own Rational Male dating advice for women!