Love a good roast.

Waste-Win · 2021-01-22T13:25:54+00:00

Basically they want a wife to replace their mom.

datfishd00d · 2021-01-22T11:39:17+00:00

God, that's literally my brother.

SakuraGirl88 · 2021-01-22T14:32:17+00:00

I agree with this. But I wouldn't care if he's 30 with cheeto stains or 30 running a fortune 500. I'm not submitting to any damn man;eff that 😒.

Espionagess · 2021-01-22T12:40:26+00:00

They're all like this! They want traditional gender roles for women but are too useless to fulfill the provider and protector role of a traditional man. Without those things why on earth would any woman submit hahaha

PizzaNo7741 · 2021-01-22T13:10:28+00:00

i want a "turn down for what" style song about "submit to what"

AnneJedonia · 2021-01-22T13:21:44+00:00

My ex at age 35 “challenge accepted“

favoritesound · 2021-01-22T14:27:43+00:00

B-b-b-b-b-but that's what all the other cheeto basement dwelling incels said I deserve! Waaaaaah.

incendio1897 · 2021-01-22T15:21:39+00:00

"A" woman? Hell no. Even the jobless, cheeto-stained NVM demands at least a supermodel.

localgirlcult · 2021-01-22T16:20:53+00:00

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misszazie · 2021-01-22T14:11:45+00:00

Facts. But also I'm not submitting to anyone ever. I'll listen and work together, but nobody is going to place themselves above me.

localgirlcult · 2021-01-22T16:21:09+00:00

Lmao, submit. Like I'm some dog he's training. If he was perfect in every other way and sent by the Goddesses themselves as the best there is, the answer is no. A man can be my partner or he can go back to where he came from.

2021-01-22T19:59:59+00:00

I don't think any woman should submit to a man no matter what he does or who he is.

onceuponasea · 2021-01-22T12:34:51+00:00

Omggggg

Yveskleinsky · 2021-01-22T20:19:51+00:00

This post could be edited down to say, "Bruh, you can't be thinking a woman is supposed to submit to you."

File-Own · 2021-01-22T22:45:02+00:00

B-b-but I'm the alpha male, and I deserve an attractive woman who puts a lot of effort into her appearance and life in general to give herself up to me - with no effort on my part wahhhh. This is because iM tHE aLPhA MaLE, despite no evidence to prove it.

eorcanstan · 2021-01-22T18:46:13+00:00

Scrotes like this can hardly walk up the stairs. They think they can get a woman to submit? Boy I'll take your roll chair and push you out of the house before you can even stand up.

PinkPetalCdistbeauty · 2021-01-22T18:23:01+00:00

Can someone cc my 48 yo ex please?

panicpixiememegirl · 2021-01-22T20:57:47+00:00

Or even date you lol

alchemisttrilogy · 2021-01-22T17:57:31+00:00

LOL. Seriously. Entitlement & Ego can blind a person. 😂

six_of_pentacles · 2021-01-22T18:43:19+00:00

This is, unfortunately my current boyfriend... Swap playstation/x box for his other hobby. Refused to work more than part time hours 'to help his mom' whilst she cooks, cleans for him, does his laundry, rent free but it's OK because he pays pennies for her phone contract. Refuses to move out, for get hid own place after be g with him for 7 years.. . Joining FDS to summon up the will to leave for good!

breadandbunny · 2021-01-22T23:53:19+00:00

I like the way he thinks.

Equal-Ear2312 · 2021-01-23T05:42:29+00:00

This dude sounds as if he's been FDS'd. Not bad, not bad!

anotherdamnloser · 2021-01-22T18:49:32+00:00

YES!!!!

little_pill · 2021-01-24T19:03:50+00:00

Baby, we got 40 year old men living the exact same way, and have kids too! 🙅🏼‍♀️

Interesting_Day1188 · 2021-02-15T16:30:08+00:00

Aside from the good roast, anyone else think this guy is kinda sexy?

Title	Love a good roast.
Author	howdoilogoutt
Upvotes	4416
Comments	82
Date	January 22, 2021 10:49 AM UTC (5 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/FemaleDatingStrategy
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/FemaleDatingStrategy/comments/l2laj7/love_a_good_roast/
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