Made me chuckle. Accurate!

stillcantsee · 2019-12-30T00:03:37+00:00

Cats clean their own assholes though 🤣

mintpuffyfluffs · 2019-12-29T22:12:22+00:00

Also has his age preferences set to 18-25.

bntm · 2019-12-30T00:03:06+00:00

The profile reads “Not sure what to write here. I’m an open book so if you want to know anything just ask me.” Blah! And in my area of the country, every profile has a picture of him holding a fish. 🙄😂

ms_monquis · 2019-12-29T23:57:11+00:00

Can confirm. Sometimes I just want to ask if they don’t have any friends they can run their pics past. “Or are you trying for a ‘this is what you’ll see when your head is in my lap’ look?” Literally the least flattering angle possible.

Maybe it’s an offshoot of the shame that people somehow still think they’re supposed to have around OLD? Nothing shameful in and of itself — conceptually a great tool! But FFS at least run your pics past someone. In addition to being repellant, it’s an indicator of how seriously you’re taking this. I’m cute as a button and know how goddamned cameras work, and I STILL run pics past people for a flattery/reality check.

Blackishcat27 · 2019-12-29T22:31:32+00:00

Nononono, no! They’re nowhere near as cute.

Xylanthius · 2019-12-29T23:27:14+00:00

“Hey there beautiful...”

ScrappleSandwiches · 2019-12-29T22:15:11+00:00

Needs wearing khaki pants on a boat, a selfie in the bathroom, and wearing mirrored wraparound shades at a football game

JuddHerpatow · 2019-12-29T22:24:00+00:00

Don't forget: still wants to have kids and no drama.

WorkingOnMyself01 · 2019-12-29T22:32:43+00:00

The top left is so true. 😂😂😂

turquoiseblues · 2019-12-29T22:45:57+00:00

“So…what are you looking for?”

Baby1121996 · 2019-12-30T00:11:32+00:00

Don’t forget the bragging about how laid-back and easygoing he is... 🙄🙄

redbirdflies · 2019-12-29T23:48:32+00:00

Lmao. So accurate! The best is when they take a selfie like that in their work clothes driving their truck, expecting us to swoon 😂😂😂

EllieBellie222 · 2019-12-30T01:26:21+00:00

I also love it when they aren’t smiling-at all. They look pissed off in every picture, ‘cause that’s attractive 😉

_HEDONISM_BOT · 2019-12-30T00:33:33+00:00

I burst into immediate laughter. The top right Cat looks like 20% of my inbox

LMAO

2019-12-30T02:48:41+00:00

The top left is so true! They love to show their nostrils and take the picture from below... And they are usually uglier when you at them straight. This angle is a trap.

Not that they look good either way but yeah.

margiemms · 2019-12-30T01:54:22+00:00

When they post a picture of a time when they were younger and looked good then you meet in person and meet god knows who! Lol

redbirdflies · 2019-12-29T23:50:36+00:00

Every moid stalking this sub: *rushes to change profile pick 😂

katiesaysthings · 2019-12-30T00:51:55+00:00

Excuse me, all of those boys are super handsome.

Xylanthius · 2019-12-30T00:44:50+00:00

This is so creepily accurate 😂😂😂

HoneyNJ2000 · 2019-12-30T12:42:50+00:00

That's actually not a realistic representation.

Most of them DON'T have that much hair.

letsberealforamoment · 2019-12-30T00:58:10+00:00

Gosh, they all have that semi serious-smirking look on their face!

Add in "no drama" or " new to this seeing what is out there! "

My fave is the "seeking adventure". I'm like, loser...the world is a big place maybe try exploring it instead of expecting women to be a source of adventure?

Barf

Oh, the guy I last dates looked like the bottom right hahaha

BabyGotBantz · 2019-12-30T05:42:47+00:00

This is like the backwoods, blue color 40+ crowd

With lines like...

No drama No time for games I’ll spoil u I’m a good guy (no you’re not) I’m just seeing what’s out there Looking for my “future wife” “Queen” “Princess” 🤮

Anything with a dead animal, shirt off, or posing beside a new car or house = automatic no.

The classier ones wear buttons downs and are posing with their thumbs up doing some adventurous travel thing like surfing or caving. If they tell you their income right off the bat or say anything about their 401k or boat, run.

Anyway, I ended up going on a lot of assloads shitty dates with fuckbois,Peter pans, and nut cases my own age before marrying a divorced 39 year old, 13 years my senior I met on a dating site. I thought he was cute and intelligent and we ended up really hitting it off despite an age gap, but my parents and grandparents had incredible age gap marriages so I guess it was in the plans for me. We’ve had three happy years.

Im not advocating for 18 year olds dating 35+ or anything like that because gross. There is a limit to these things. And guys who are actively looking for women way younger than them are douchey and usually delusional.

2019-12-30T01:35:13+00:00

The lack of self awareness. Do they actually think that angle looks good? 🤣

smolsunrise · 2019-12-30T14:22:38+00:00

This is so accurate! I just started using dating apps and I am blown away at how many obese men over 50 are "just looking for something casual". Dude if I was just looking for something casual I would pick up a 25 year old, It's not that hard!

Works_For_Treats · 2019-12-30T04:01:32+00:00

I don't find this accurate in the slightest. All these cats look several times better than the average 40yo man on any dating app.

Novemberinthechair · 2019-12-29T22:17:15+00:00

Minus the receding hairlines.

Noteatingforoneweek · 2019-12-30T01:34:00+00:00

Also slips in that he has 10 kids and is living in a trailer trash park with five roommates and his penis is a hefty 3 inches

Aigonorus · 2019-12-30T10:50:23+00:00

One relative of mine only knows these 4 poses and keeps posting on our family group.

I'm posting this there now

😂😂😂😂😂😂

WyvernCharm · 2019-12-30T13:36:23+00:00

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Rakksada · 2019-12-30T00:48:04+00:00

Bottom left cute tho 🙄💕

freshnutmeg33 · 2019-12-30T02:32:52+00:00

And they all want someone “athletic and fit” ha ha

2019-12-30T13:53:24+00:00

If only those were only the guys above 40! I'm 24 and guys my age are like this on dating apps.

dkarm · 2019-12-30T17:44:36+00:00

One of them should be sitting in his litter box (because of all the bathroom selfies they take).

CuriousCatNYC777 · 2019-12-30T01:01:35+00:00

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💯 accurate AF!

Stoliana12 · 2019-12-30T05:03:09+00:00

As if. Most of them make their only profile picture a close up of their gun, a roll of cash (singles obv), their kid, fav sports team logo, or ass shot of a car with license plate scribbled out.

None of these things without other pictures or any profile information are appealing to women of any kind—ever. That’s why you’re getting zero messages except bots and sales.

GlobetrottingFoodie · 2019-12-30T15:07:12+00:00

Handsome

gggemma · 2019-12-30T17:27:20+00:00

So true

Xylanthius · 2020-02-25T14:08:34+00:00

“Not all men are like that.” If only they were all cute cats. 🥰

Laeun · 2020-04-07T08:43:48+00:00

I'd rather date a cat.

_HEDONISM_BOT · 2020-04-10T19:29:41+00:00

Top left is a life-like portrait of 30% of the dudes in my tinder inbox. Squint included.

LOL!

sweatydeath · 2019-12-31T20:03:41+00:00

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RiteWriter · 2020-01-27T04:04:48+00:00

Or good old country boys in their late 20s

Title	Made me chuckle. Accurate!
Author	m4dam3x
Upvotes	6309
Comments	122
Date	December 29, 2019 10:11 PM UTC (6 years ago)
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