The average male redditor starter pack

vietnamese-bitch · 2021-02-03T15:19:43+00:00

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HaveNoIdeaWhatToPick · 2021-02-03T14:00:32+00:00

You forgot “70% of divorces are initiated by women” and “men want variety it’s just biological”

circescircus · 2021-02-03T15:13:22+00:00

This is before my Reddit days, but my pickme cousins once set me up on a date with a guy who looks just like that cartoon of the bald guy with the glasses on the top left. It was a coffee date, naturally, and he didn't even buy me coffee. He told me "It's 2016, women can ask out men", droned on about his cryptocurrency investments. After the date, he told his friends (we know mutual people) that it was a huge success, that he was concerned about leading me on, because he wasn't sure if it would work out. I didn't want a 2nd date with him, and my pickme cousins ganged up on me, told me he was a great catch, implied that in fact, he was too good for me. I left the state about a month later (already had plans to move anyway, and I sure as hell wasn't going to stick around for this 'opportunity'), stopped talking to these cousins. Could give a shit if you're related to me at that point-- I don't need enemies with cousins like that.

Last I heard, he was sliding into the DMs of women 10 years younger (he's 33), saying that he had noticed them at a wedding 10 years ago. These women are early 20s now, so do the math.

crapeescape · 2021-02-03T13:27:58+00:00

Ahh yes, unpopular opinion, where every day there’s a post about ‘If a woman hits you, it’s ok to knock her ass out’. I can’t believe the mods allow the same shit posts over and over again.

Mella_20 · 2021-02-03T13:17:58+00:00

I have never seen an attractive man who owns a waifu pillow. They're all ugly as shit.

Edit: So many offended incels. Love you mods so much 😘😘😘

heythereitsemily · 2021-02-03T12:39:28+00:00

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chocolatelustpile · 2021-02-03T13:22:01+00:00

How long do you think it'll be until a screenshot of this shows up on a cringe worthy subreddit saying how we're all man haters and proving the point of the meme? 😂

sashimi_girl · 2021-02-03T16:53:04+00:00

“It’s biological. Every man wants an 18 year old.”

MonicaLSolis · 2021-02-03T12:58:04+00:00

Don't forget the receding hairline and the recessed chin 🤣

Then_Advertising_773 · 2021-02-03T13:41:06+00:00

The imaginary perfect anime girlfriend

rainbowforeskin · 2021-02-03T14:25:26+00:00

THE BANANA LMAO

nebsemi · 2021-02-03T12:08:59+00:00

The banana lmao

strcrssdvoyager · 2021-02-03T12:29:46+00:00

"But when is international men's day?!" "If the roles were reversed!" "But but but not all men!" "As a (insert race here) man, I think..."

adventurelillypad · 2021-02-03T15:30:40+00:00

It always shocks me how unabashedly sexist redditors can be, even in threads that aren’t having to do with sexism or gender

SpaceC4se · 2021-02-03T13:20:02+00:00

Those opinions are unpopular for a reason.

soundslikeautumn · 2021-02-03T15:41:30+00:00

The micro banana! 🤣🤣🤣

tiavarga · 2021-02-03T17:33:28+00:00

Where’s the picture of his “apartment” aka Mom’s basement? 😂

vietnamese-bitch · 2021-02-03T18:46:10+00:00

Btw I turned off all my DMs and PMs a while ago so if any small peepee scrote here is butthurt, it’s useless 🤣

warinmymind94 · 2021-02-03T20:35:14+00:00

Bald/balding

Moms basement for their nest

Floor mattress

Obese / very fat

No style in clothes

Edit: frequents the mcdonalds drive thru

highoncatnipbrownies · 2021-02-03T14:02:06+00:00

I just laugh snorted my coffee...

blackwidowe · 2021-02-03T14:31:09+00:00

🤣🤣

Gloomy-Ad3145 · 2021-02-03T19:36:32+00:00

Don't forget them crying over the shit that they could easily organize and lobby against such as toxic masculinity, male mental health, fathers rights, and etc. The only reason they haven't is because any modicum of criticism shuts them the fuck down.

punyhumannumber2 · 2021-02-03T14:35:28+00:00

Hey get that picture of Shane Koyczan off there he is a poet and national treasure and not at all a neckbeard.

https://youtu.be/ltun92DfnPY

Cool-Fill9819 · 2021-02-03T18:51:57+00:00

My Lordy. LOL

SturmFee · 2021-02-03T20:05:27+00:00

Had to do a double take at the sub I'm in, then remembered braincels in banned.

insultin_crayon · 2021-02-03T20:52:42+00:00

feeEeeemaLes

slayeroftruth · 2021-02-03T20:27:29+00:00

Their is international men's day. With everything else in life women fought for our rights so that's one of the reasons international women day is so important to us. Men can log on to the internet and make it their day. As usual its them being too lazy to put in any effort.

LevelingUpQueen_ · 2021-02-05T10:21:26+00:00

This is so true and funny omg. 🤣💀

vietnamese-bitch · 2021-02-03T20:06:20+00:00

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Title	The average male redditor starter pack
Author	vietnamese-bitch
Upvotes	2892
Comments	140
Date	February 3, 2021 11:56 AM UTC (5 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/FemaleDatingStrategy
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/FemaleDatingStrategy/comments/lblzi9/the_average_male_redditor_starter_pack/
Archive Link	https://theredarchive.com/r/FemaleDatingStrategy/the-average-male-redditor-starter-pack.746197 https://theredarchive.com/post/746197

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