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[–]Skittleschild02FDS Newbie156 points157 points158 points 6 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
And some ramen noodles. They’ll magically have that and some eggs from last year. (A guy friend was telling me this mess while he was making fun of everybody in the grocery store)
[–]TokiMarvelFDS Newbie98 points99 points100 points 6 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Oh, the ramen noodles! Soon-to-be-ex mused at how differently we prepared for the Corona shitdown. I loaded up on beans, hearty soups, fruits, veg, and all. He ran first thing to the local Asian market to grab all the pallets of ramen. Nothing else but ramen.
[–]1abagoodone2FDS Newbie72 points73 points74 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Soon-to-be-ex
I see you sis, good for you!
[–]Skittleschild02FDS Newbie52 points53 points54 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
He’s hoping to bum off people or hit fast food joints. I wanted to break his soul but Imma need some entertainment for the next 2 weeks. He’s not going ask me because; 1) I’m going gloat in it, 2) he likes junk & I try to eat somewhat healthy, & 3) I charge $14 for paper plate.
[–]May26thFDS Newbie5 points6 points7 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
My ex and I had this exact scenario play out! He then doubled down by complaining how much I stocked up.
[–]ChixCzechFDS Newbie310 points311 points312 points 6 years ago (50 children) | Copy Link
Some people say look for books before you hook up with someone. I say look for tp. Every fuck boy is lazy on shopping and doesn't care if he's going to have company. And guess who is going to have to make sure there's groceries and basic household necessities if you end up with him. You.
If he doesn't have tp, food, or basic things, DO NOT FUCK HIM. DO NOT DATE HIM. HE IS UNFIXABLE AND NOT WORTH YOUR TIME.
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[–]redpeithosFDS Apprentice50 points51 points52 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Oh my god, I went round to this dude's house once, and he had little soap left. I can't believe I told him that he should buy soap and other necessities for himself the next day. The horror. I'm so glad I don't have to deal with him anymore.
[–]BlackEmeraldMoonFDS Newbie37 points38 points39 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Tfw we literally have to tell them to clean themselves omg </3
[–]ChixCzechFDS Newbie127 points128 points129 points 6 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Some guys even do this on purpose to make them less appealing to date and their home less inviting so you want to leave. They put effort into getting you into bed and let the lack of comforts escort you away.
[–]CerebooFDS Newbie37 points38 points39 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
What the hell
[–]ButterYourNiceToastFDS Newbie55 points56 points57 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I have experienced this. It sucked. Self-esteem was in the toilet because of how unwanted I felt and how cold they were towards me.
[–]CricketNicheFDS Newbie17 points18 points19 points 6 years ago* (0 children) | Copy Link
Same. So I started grabbing things myself. I'd go through cupboards, cabinets, drawers, etc all over the apartment until I found everything I needed and was comfortable. I actually received zero objections, they didn't even care as long as they didn't have to lift a finger. It definitely raised my self esteem, but the complete lack of sexual satisfaction was what ended those hookups.
My favorite was this rude fucking guy who made me do all kinds of weird chores before we had sex, I can't even describe it it was so bizarre, so afterwards when I was looking for something in the kitchen I found his bag of weed. So I just took it and left. He didn't have my phone number or anything. Payment for a job well done.
[–]bitch_not_itFDS Newbie21 points22 points23 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
So he didn’t even have paper towels? lol
[–]LadyGrimesFDS Disciple48 points49 points50 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Good god I'd be ashamed of being that guy's mother.
[–]whatrutalkinboutFDS Newbie3 points4 points5 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
this post made me remember my ex bf didn’t have toilet paper he handed me a huge roll of paper towels
[–]SoulsaltsFDS Apprentice40 points41 points42 points 6 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
John Waters said that (about the books), such solid advice!
[–]CerebooFDS Newbie21 points22 points23 points 6 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
What about people who Kindle?
[–]SoulsaltsFDS Apprentice31 points32 points33 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
People who only read digital books only get digital sex.
[–]DatonecatladyuknoFDS Apprentice13 points14 points15 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Ba hahahahaha
[–]FluffandRaincloudsFDS Disciple5 points6 points7 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Savage! 🤣🔥🔥🔥
[–]ljubavanedjirFDS Newbie40 points41 points42 points 6 years ago (6 children) | Copy Link
I don't have to worry, all my suitors live with their mothers 🙄
[–]TogluFDS Newbie25 points26 points27 points 6 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
I personally run away from men who haven’t lived on their own. All they know is being taken care of by their mother. They have no clue how to cook, wash, and will expect you to do it for them
[–]CricketNicheFDS Newbie4 points5 points6 points 6 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
What would say about a man who was living on his own, but had to move back home? I suppose it would depend on the reason.
Too many DUIs and can't afford rent plus alcohol awareness classes and the car starter blowy thing? Been there, done that.
Or volunteered to care for his aging parents in their family home? Very sweet, why don't these men exist??
[–]katiedarling37FDS Newbie5 points6 points7 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
The volunteers are around, I’ve met them, but they are usually very busy and will try to make you feel guilty for wanting to be a priority, or they assume no one wants them because they think we won’t see past the surface of ‘oh, lives at home’
[–]ljubavanedjirFDS Newbie3 points4 points5 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
It depends on the reason, I guess. One guy lives with his family because of convenience for him (free domestic labour and homecooked meals), other is in a dire situation because he had to help his family, is financially responsible and is actually working on moving out.
[–]masterofthebarkartsFDS STRATEGY COACH3 points4 points5 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
My husband had lived on his own for years but had moved back in with his parents when he first came back to our city. His plan was to save up and buy a condo instead of renting. To me, this was fine, because: 1. He had lived on his own before 2. He had a fair reason to be at his parent's place, and 3. He had a concrete plan, with a short and reasonable timeline, to get out.
Beware the man living with his parents who can't meet those three requirements.
[–]ljubavanedjirFDS Newbie1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
yes, this!!!
[–]modernmedusaaRuthless Strategist73 points74 points75 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Oh sis
I once dated this chef because he was tall and I could tell he had a big dick
Well I opened his fridge , and there was an egg in it
An EGG 🍳
This man is a chef and he had one egg in his fridge. The depravity
[–]FluffandRaincloudsFDS Disciple3 points4 points5 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
A single egg! 😂😂😂 He sounds similar to Angela on 90 Day Fiance.
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[–]leeloo6199FDS Newbie21 points22 points23 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Men look for another mother in relationships. Someone to cook, clean, wash their dirty socks and boxers.
[–]CricketNicheFDS Newbie12 points13 points14 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I feel so bad for saying this, but I think the reason my guy is pretty damn great is because his mother died when he was very young. He had to do almost everything himself while his dad was working a lot. He knows how to cook, clean, do laundry properly, even sew! Plus all the handyman stuff, car stuff, etc.
I don't like "bragging" about it because the reason is really tragic. I can't imagine what it was like for him to lose her so suddenly (brain aneurysm) and have to figure things out himself. He has other issues because of it, our life isn't perfect, but at the very least I have an equal partnership regarding the household.
[–]DeadKittyDancingFDS Newbie76 points77 points78 points 6 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
When I visited my fiance for the first time he actually asked if I needed tampons or any specific toothpaste etc. It was so sweet and gave him a lot of brownie points.
Get yourself a partner who finds this normal ♡
[–]rainbowcatsurpriseFDS Apprentice29 points30 points31 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
That’s such a HV move. My boyfriend did the same. He told me that he could go out and get whatever soaps/creams I needed because he didn’t have the same level of skincare collection I had haha. When they care, they go out of their way to make you comfortable
[–]CricketNicheFDS Newbie18 points19 points20 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
SAME! I mentioned in passing I have food issues, so the first time I hung out at my partners house he had stocked up on all kinds of snacks and treats I could eat! And it was the expensive GF, dairy-free, sugar-free, organic shit from a fancier Whole Foods!
He even found a restaurant with brunch that catered to my allergies for the next morning, hah! And he washed his sheets before I came over!!
Most dudes will be like "We can swing by taco bell if you really need it, but I ate already so we should just head to my place." where you proceed to watch pirated movies on an old laptop on top of a filthy, flimsy sheet that's half off the mattress, dirty single comforter crumpled up on the floor... I've got PTSD from those days.
[–]masterofthebarkartsFDS STRATEGY COACH0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Oh my god...the flashbacks!! Haha
[–]TogluFDS Newbie14 points15 points16 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Have been to men’s home where, there was no hand soap by the sink in the bathroom 🤢 Or sometimes there will be soap, but no towel anywhere.... Big sign these guys don’t even care to wash their hands. So gross.
[–]ChiLady82FDS Apprentice5 points6 points7 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Ewwwwww super gross 🤮
[–]rosymindedfuzzz11 points12 points13 points 6 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
My hookup ran out of TP on Valentine’s Day. Instead of putting the video games down to get more, he texted me and asked me to “bring a roll from home”. I flipped out, and now I’m here on this subreddit.
[–]ChixCzechFDS Newbie10 points11 points12 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Delete and block. You're not his assistant, maid, cook, or whore. Don't let him treat you like any of the above.
[–]Ms_TillyRuthless Strategist5 points6 points7 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
😂
[–]FluffandRaincloudsFDS Disciple3 points4 points5 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Oh my god. And then they act like it's your problem they didn't stock basic necessities and the issue is your standards. Good riddance!
[–]macguffin99FDS Newbie1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
My ex once shouted at me that he only rented a house BECAUSE I WANTED ONE.
[–]CricketNicheFDS Newbie10 points11 points12 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Omg books mean NOTHING. One of the worst guys I ever dated had a huge book collection, he'd brag about it. But they were covered in dust, and it was all insane nihilistic, libertarian bullshit like Ayn Rand. That dude would never, ever buy shit like TP or real food. He'd order in every night.
He was so obsessed with appearances and acting like he was intellectual and had money, but he had zero necessities most of the time. All his money was spent on tacky suits he wore 24/7 because he thought it made him look gentlemanly and charming. Barffff.
[–]ChixCzechFDS Newbie7 points8 points9 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Completely agree. Books prove absolutely nothing.
[–]thowawaywookieFDS Newbie7 points8 points9 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
So much this. If they have a disgusting filthy bathroom, no damn way I'm putting my clean bits anywhere near their sewage laden body.
[–]BlueberryOrchid956 points7 points8 points 6 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Someone explain the book thing to me!!
[–]ChixCzechFDS Newbie5 points6 points7 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
If he doesn't read don't fuck him basically. Reading is good sign usually, but I don't agree with it. If we've heard it, they've heard it. What's to stop a guy from lining a bookshelf or even reading a few just to get a girl into bed? It wouldn't exactly be a stretch considering the shit they lie about. And reading shouldn't be your deciding factor tbh, you probably shouldn't be at his place at all if his ability to read is going to drop your panties.
[–]BlueberryOrchid951 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I only read articles online I hate long novels. I think the best indicator is if he can talk about new things he’s read.
[–]Pogojen8 points9 points10 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Ultimate truth. When I found out my ex had no tp, I bought a 24 pack for him. IT WAS FUCKING EASY TO BUY TOILET PAPER. His priority was buying imaginary points for his game. If a guy cares about someone or something, he'll put effort in believe you me.
[–]CricketNicheFDS Newbie3 points4 points5 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
What do they wipe their own asses with???
Maybe that's why skid marks are apparently common in the war stories here...
[–]ny-ladyFDS Apprentice0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
A ring around the toilet is another!
[–]hellau1234FDS Newbie73 points74 points75 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Hahahahaha I’ve once had a ONS with a model. He had make up remover, contact lenses cases and moisturizer.
[–]sunset_sunshine30FDS Newbie7 points8 points9 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Good looking men are some of the worst. The number I've been with who lack a basically clean home is shocking.
[–]hellau1234FDS Newbie2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I wasn’t able to judge that(he lives with his sister) but I did appreciate the make up remover.
[–]grimreapersdtrFDS Disciple56 points57 points58 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
LOL!
Who can guarantee that he washes his hands before he eats?
Who would want to put their hands in THAT can of Cheeto puffs?
[–]themissdaydreamerFDS Disciple87 points88 points89 points 6 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
why do women find okay going to a guy's house for a hookup? guy wants to get laid and wont even bother to take them somewhere nice, and they're like "okay, I'm going to spend on transportation/gas and get to your crappy place to have some lame sex" gurl why
[–]_Chaotician17 points18 points19 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Because N E V E R let them find out where you live.
[–]ldnsurvivalFDS Newbie34 points35 points36 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Literally. I cannot relate.
[–]SerShrikeThrowaway Account12 points13 points14 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I feel safer knowing he doesn't know where I live.
[–]masterofthebarkartsFDS STRATEGY COACH5 points6 points7 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Because I like to fuck.
Because this kind of behaviour is so totally normalized that it can take YEARS to realize how insulting, gross and demeaning it is.
Until I met my husband, I thought the guys I was dating were fine because they were all the same and I had never been taught to demand or expect better. It wasn't until I met my husband that I realized my standards were in Hell and men were still managing to slither under them.
I got better!
ETA: I will say for the most part though I was at least having good sex.
[–][deleted] 43 points44 points45 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
through the floor
[–]lolumadbr0FDS Newbie41 points42 points43 points 6 years ago* (2 children) | Copy Link
Just steal his toilet paper. Put it in your overnight bag.
Thatll show em.
Edit: steal ALL OF IT 🤣🤣
[–]nagellakFDS Newbie26 points27 points28 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
All of it is one half-roll that’s partly sticking together because it got splashed with tap water at some point
[–]pixeldustprosFDS Newbie9 points10 points11 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Ewwww why is this so accurate
[–]CloacaDiddlerFDS Newbie104 points105 points106 points 6 years ago (25 children) | Copy Link
Why are men so gross and lacking basic human hygiene?
[–]Davina33FDS Newbie71 points72 points73 points 6 years ago (13 children) | Copy Link
Exactly. They have skidmarks and then they complain about how much toilet roll we use!
[–]MakingBadDecisionsFDS Newbie52 points53 points54 points 6 years ago (8 children) | Copy Link
But seriously- why are skidmarks seemingly such a male only thing??? Why can't they wipe or shit properly?
[–]Davina33FDS Newbie26 points27 points28 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I wish I knew? I don't understand it. My mother used to complain about my stepfather's all of the time. My eldest brother would wipe his arse with socks!
[–]honeybeerollFDS Newbie20 points21 points22 points 6 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
I saw a woman on social media once talking about how she'd literally heard young guys saying it's "gay" to wipe themselves properly 🙃
[–]CricketNicheFDS Newbie20 points21 points22 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
What even are men
[–]ny-ladyFDS Apprentice5 points6 points7 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
What in the what?!
Its E coli and makes you smell!! How do they not have a some sort of infection/rash from not wiping?
[–]honeybeerollFDS Newbie0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Right!? I feel like maybe they just said this as posturing, but maybe that just wishful thinking on my part that someone wouldn't be so disgusting lol
[–]LuckyCharmsLassFDS Newbie9 points10 points11 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I think if they wipe towards the front it’s smeared on the taint and balls to skid mark. Sorry for the optics.
[–]CricketNicheFDS Newbie3 points4 points5 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Is it the dick? Does the dick get in the way? It's just one smooth motion for us, I never thought about having something hanging there.
[–]macguffin99FDS Newbie52 points53 points54 points 6 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Yes, but seriously - why are they so gross? I am educated, I have studied people and society... but why do the majority of men live like pigs??
[–]heythereitsemilyFDS Newbie25 points26 points27 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
I think they’re raised with their mothers doing everything for them. Little girls are taught how to be a woman and take care of a home and they’re interested in those things. When those little boys become men, they still act like babies that need a mom around the house...which is where they think we come in. As far as basic hygiene, idk men are just gross.
[–]leeloo6199FDS Newbie17 points18 points19 points 6 years ago (9 children) | Copy Link
My ex did the grossest things, like pee in water bottles. Like.... Why? Just use the toilet. And then I would find the pee bottles hidden somewhere because he was too lazy to throw it away.
[–]rainbowcatsurpriseFDS Apprentice18 points19 points20 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
🤢 that is the most vile thing I’ve ever heard
[–]98peonies9 points10 points11 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Is your ex related to that guy who used to pee in water bottles and cum on his shirts, and then store them in his attic? Until the day his wife found all that nastiness and demanded a divorce. He couldn't understand why she would possibly do that 🙄
[–]LuckyCharmsLassFDS Newbie6 points7 points8 points 6 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
Was he a trucker? There are literally thousands of pee bottles strung along the highway from Palm Springs to Phoenix. It’s disqusting .
[–]CricketNicheFDS Newbie11 points12 points13 points 6 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
Gamer. They're so addicted they'd risk shitting and pissing themselves instead of getting up for 30 seconds.
[–]leeloo6199FDS Newbie6 points7 points8 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Yeah he'd do it when playing games and didn't want to go all the way to the restroom.
[–]LuckyCharmsLassFDS Newbie6 points7 points8 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Seems like a really bad trend.
[–]macguffin99FDS Newbie0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
OMFG
[–]LuckyCharmsLassFDS Newbie8 points9 points10 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I’m a retired coder. I used to get so deep into code I couldn’t come up to go pee or risk losing the thread in my head altogether. There were a few times my bladder MADE me come back up and I barely made it. At least I was making a fab salary.
[–]ChiLady82FDS Apprentice1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Omfggg that is insane
[–]HoneyNJ2000FDS Apprentice29 points30 points31 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
I couldn't imagine going to some guy's house just so I could hook up with him.
If he wants it THAT bad, he can come to my place - and he'd better not be empty handed when he gets there.
[–][deleted] 9 points10 points11 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
The guy I’m seeing now just drove 35 min last night and then went down on me. This is the only time I’ve ever had any selfless acts come from a man before and I’m basically still in shock that it’s happening.
[–]ldnsurvivalFDS Newbie6 points7 points8 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Ikr. This weird bonding over shit standards is uncomfortable for me to watch lol.
[–]Lily_paddFDS Newbie58 points59 points60 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Better yet, never go to his house to hookup
[–]rosapalmeraFDS Newbie52 points53 points54 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
The bar is on the floor... next to his bed, which is a bare mattress on the floor.
[–]TogluFDS Newbie11 points12 points13 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Ouf. I’ve seen the bare mattress on the floor. It’s so pathetic.
[–]CSardothien_1FDS Newbie4 points5 points6 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
And his bathroom has that layer of fuzz on the countertops and the back of the toilet...oh and my personal favorite, when he’s run out of hand soap so he puts water into it to ‘make it last.’ 🤮🤮
[–]BlackEmeraldMoonFDS Newbie29 points30 points31 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
THE SHEETS THING OMG.
I swear I thought that was just my ex- he lived in the flat for 2 years, never bought sheets, just sweat directly on to the bed. It ended up going moldy.
Vile, disgusting creature.
[–]spookmeterThrowaway Account9 points10 points11 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Holy shiy eeeewwww
[–]BlackEmeraldMoonFDS Newbie11 points12 points13 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
It took me over a month to get the smell of him out of that room, so glad the pick me days are behind me.
[–]napsandhotbeveragesFDS Newbie48 points49 points50 points 6 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
Thanks for this. I am having an existential crisis because classes are cancelled & I feel lonely. So maybe not. 😅
[–]macguffin99FDS Newbie30 points31 points32 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Ask yourself - do I really want to risk being stuck with this man 24/7 for 2 weeks or more?
[–]themissdaydreamerFDS Disciple8 points9 points10 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Happy cake day!
[–]napsandhotbeveragesFDS Newbie1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Thank you😊
[–]moonchild2998FDS Newbie9 points10 points11 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I put in my dating profile I’m not even looking to meet anyone until after this is over. If I die alone so be it.
[–]ChiLady82FDS Apprentice2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Omg I had a guy that texted me from..... Tinder... And I had not used this app in about 3 months!! 3 freakin months!!! We had stopped talking.. did not save his #. He tries to text me the other day, saying oh let's hang out.. netflix/chill, yadda yadda. I said nope.. not going anywhere. WTF 😆 plus I don't even know this m*le.. he could have the freaking virus!!!
[–][deleted] 12 points13 points14 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]ldnsurvivalFDS Newbie20 points21 points22 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Like... is it meant to be funny that we are chronically underselling ourselves?? This tweet makes me uncomfortable lmao
[–]Evil_RaoFDS Apprentice8 points9 points10 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
The toilet paper thing is SO real!! Omg
[–]pinkgreencheerFDS Newbie7 points8 points9 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I needed this post, I'll be honest.
[–]DatonecatladyuknoFDS Apprentice7 points8 points9 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I laughed too hard at this. Men are so gross
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[–]leeloo6199FDS Newbie12 points13 points14 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
And then they get a wet spot on their pants from where they didn't wipe. So gross and lazy.
[–][deleted] 6 points7 points8 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
😂😂😂😂😂😭 OMG.
[–][deleted] 5 points6 points7 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
No mattress on the floor and fairy lights, and they need more than one towel.
[–]citrus_sugarFDS Newbie24 points25 points26 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I feel so sorry for people who have to date cishet guys like this, stay safe in your own home with the sex toys that will satisfy you way more than these guys anyway.
Come on over the the DIY lesbian's house, we're having a great time!
[–]CSardothien_1FDS Newbie3 points4 points5 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Sign me the fuck up! I seriously feel bad for straight women...😔
[–]LeslieNopeNope3 points4 points5 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
The bed is also on the floor.
[–]hornsofdestructionFDS Newbie8 points9 points10 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Casually dating a guy who isn’t 100% straight and it’s a change of pace for me. He cooks me dinner (I’m talking like steaks and veg, roast chicken, etc and dessert from scratch), his place is spotless when I come over. He had a shelf full of toilet paper in the bathroom, and fought with his roommate the other day about washing his hands more. Rose scented hand soap in the front bathroom too. I’m loving it.
[–]InayahDaneenFDS Newbie2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Grossss, so many men lack basic hygiene from all of the posts I’m reading here 🤢 Makes me super scared to ever enter a guys home unless he’s super wealthy.
[–]quaintlyspokenFDS Newbie2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Savage. 😭👌👑✨
[–]FluffandRaincloudsFDS Disciple2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Can we talk about men who re-use their shower/bath towels so much they start to stink? For God's sake, just do a load of towels every night in the wash and use a fresh towel when you step out of the shower.
Pair that with not using a washcloth in the shower. Yes, I'm sure smearing a tiny bit of bodywash on yourself with your hands and ignoring your bellybutton gets you squeaky clean 🙄
[–]Throwaways355FDS Newbie2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago* (0 children) | Copy Link
My brothers apartment when he first moved out consisted of his precious magazines, a gameboy and a very old creeky bed. He only ever had Cheetos in the kitchen and some beer in the fridge that was it. The bathroom smelled like ballsack and the toilet was always clogged with shit and there was never any toilet paper, make me gag in the thought of how he wiped his ass. He also had the audacity to cancel on a girl he met through the internet, maybe AOL chatroom (as social media wasn’t around then) because apparently “she was too broke for his well liking and didnt want to spend another second wasting his life with some low money girl”. Such tragedy. Male entitlement never ceases to amaze me.
[–]tessamonster5 points6 points7 points 6 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
What is a can of Cheetos puffs? I’m assuming it’s an outside-of-US thing?
[–]Ms_TillyRuthless Strategist4 points5 points6 points 6 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
I've definitely bought cans of cheeto puffs in the US.
[–]Ms_TillyRuthless Strategist7 points8 points9 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I can't tell you how many years it has been since I saw a can. This thread is ridiculous, but I can't even find a picture online, period.
[–]ny-ladyFDS Apprentice0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago* (0 children) | Copy Link
Me too, I know they existed once upon a time ago! Only thing I see is cans still in Pringles! haha.
[–]RedundantOxymoronFDS Newbie0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I knew a lawyer once who kept the water TURNED OFF in his house. He was so cheap he walked across the street to a convenience store on a busy street every morning to take a shit. Never cooked. Had a few shitty microwave dinners he expected me to eat. I declined.
He slept 4 hours a night on weekdays and got up at 4 am to get ready to drive to his law office before court at 9 am, and his office was 65 miles away. Just a total sponge. One of those guys that sucks time, money, & energy all the time. He had girlfriends scattered around town and would do his showering at their house. The only thing he spent money on was clothes. He had lots of very nice Hickey-Freeman and Burberry suits he wore to court. One of the most horrible persons I have ever known. Years ago I dated him and he was a nice guy. However, he has turned into a bitter grumpy old bastard who is quite racist. He gossips and makes up shit about all the lawyers he knows and calls all the women he knows sluts and whores. I'm trying to figure out how his mother raised such a monster with a respectable veneer.
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