The bar is on the floor.

Skittleschild02 · 2020-03-14T04:26:26+00:00

And some ramen noodles. They’ll magically have that and some eggs from last year. (A guy friend was telling me this mess while he was making fun of everybody in the grocery store)

ChixCzech · 2020-03-14T05:13:48+00:00

Some people say look for books before you hook up with someone. I say look for tp. Every fuck boy is lazy on shopping and doesn't care if he's going to have company. And guess who is going to have to make sure there's groceries and basic household necessities if you end up with him. You.

If he doesn't have tp, food, or basic things, DO NOT FUCK HIM. DO NOT DATE HIM. HE IS UNFIXABLE AND NOT WORTH YOUR TIME.

hellau1234 · 2020-03-14T06:15:04+00:00

Hahahahaha I’ve once had a ONS with a model. He had make up remover, contact lenses cases and moisturizer.

grimreapersdtr · 2020-03-14T06:09:57+00:00

LOL!

Who can guarantee that he washes his hands before he eats?

Who would want to put their hands in THAT can of Cheeto puffs?

themissdaydreamer · 2020-03-14T10:16:46+00:00

why do women find okay going to a guy's house for a hookup? guy wants to get laid and wont even bother to take them somewhere nice, and they're like "okay, I'm going to spend on transportation/gas and get to your crappy place to have some lame sex" gurl why

2020-03-14T04:24:08+00:00

through the floor

lolumadbr0 · 2020-03-14T11:24:44+00:00

Just steal his toilet paper. Put it in your overnight bag.

Thatll show em.

Edit: steal ALL OF IT 🤣🤣

CloacaDiddler · 2020-03-14T06:21:19+00:00

Why are men so gross and lacking basic human hygiene?

HoneyNJ2000 · 2020-03-14T13:36:42+00:00

I couldn't imagine going to some guy's house just so I could hook up with him.

If he wants it THAT bad, he can come to my place - and he'd better not be empty handed when he gets there.

Lily_padd · 2020-03-14T05:44:37+00:00

Better yet, never go to his house to hookup

rosapalmera · 2020-03-14T10:53:42+00:00

The bar is on the floor... next to his bed, which is a bare mattress on the floor.

BlackEmeraldMoon · 2020-03-14T12:34:10+00:00

THE SHEETS THING OMG.

I swear I thought that was just my ex- he lived in the flat for 2 years, never bought sheets, just sweat directly on to the bed. It ended up going moldy.

Vile, disgusting creature.

napsandhotbeverages · 2020-03-14T05:10:47+00:00

Thanks for this. I am having an existential crisis because classes are cancelled & I feel lonely. So maybe not. 😅

2020-03-14T04:24:49+00:00

😂

ldnsurvival · 2020-03-14T11:43:54+00:00

Like... is it meant to be funny that we are chronically underselling ourselves?? This tweet makes me uncomfortable lmao

Evil_Rao · 2020-03-14T11:48:00+00:00

The toilet paper thing is SO real!! Omg

pinkgreencheer · 2020-03-14T13:10:37+00:00

I needed this post, I'll be honest.

Datonecatladyukno · 2020-03-14T15:28:08+00:00

I laughed too hard at this. Men are so gross

leeloo6199 · 2020-03-14T13:36:55+00:00

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2020-03-14T11:46:32+00:00

😂😂😂😂😂😭 OMG.

2020-03-14T13:55:06+00:00

No mattress on the floor and fairy lights, and they need more than one towel.

citrus_sugar · 2020-03-14T12:48:35+00:00

I feel so sorry for people who have to date cishet guys like this, stay safe in your own home with the sex toys that will satisfy you way more than these guys anyway.

Come on over the the DIY lesbian's house, we're having a great time!

LeslieNopeNope · 2020-03-14T14:52:55+00:00

The bed is also on the floor.

hornsofdestruction · 2020-03-14T18:17:32+00:00

Casually dating a guy who isn’t 100% straight and it’s a change of pace for me. He cooks me dinner (I’m talking like steaks and veg, roast chicken, etc and dessert from scratch), his place is spotless when I come over. He had a shelf full of toilet paper in the bathroom, and fought with his roommate the other day about washing his hands more. Rose scented hand soap in the front bathroom too. I’m loving it.

InayahDaneen · 2020-03-14T17:40:20+00:00

Grossss, so many men lack basic hygiene from all of the posts I’m reading here 🤢 Makes me super scared to ever enter a guys home unless he’s super wealthy.

quaintlyspoken · 2020-03-14T20:21:18+00:00

Savage. 😭👌👑✨

FluffandRainclouds · 2020-03-15T01:27:52+00:00

Can we talk about men who re-use their shower/bath towels so much they start to stink? For God's sake, just do a load of towels every night in the wash and use a fresh towel when you step out of the shower.

Pair that with not using a washcloth in the shower. Yes, I'm sure smearing a tiny bit of bodywash on yourself with your hands and ignoring your bellybutton gets you squeaky clean 🙄

Throwaways355 · 2020-03-15T05:36:03+00:00

My brothers apartment when he first moved out consisted of his precious magazines, a gameboy and a very old creeky bed. He only ever had Cheetos in the kitchen and some beer in the fridge that was it. The bathroom smelled like ballsack and the toilet was always clogged with shit and there was never any toilet paper, make me gag in the thought of how he wiped his ass. He also had the audacity to cancel on a girl he met through the internet, maybe AOL chatroom (as social media wasn’t around then) because apparently “she was too broke for his well liking and didnt want to spend another second wasting his life with some low money girl”. Such tragedy. Male entitlement never ceases to amaze me.

tessamonster · 2020-03-14T07:33:02+00:00

What is a can of Cheetos puffs? I’m assuming it’s an outside-of-US thing?

RedundantOxymoron · 2020-03-17T05:36:27+00:00

I knew a lawyer once who kept the water TURNED OFF in his house. He was so cheap he walked across the street to a convenience store on a busy street every morning to take a shit. Never cooked. Had a few shitty microwave dinners he expected me to eat. I declined.

He slept 4 hours a night on weekdays and got up at 4 am to get ready to drive to his law office before court at 9 am, and his office was 65 miles away. Just a total sponge. One of those guys that sucks time, money, & energy all the time. He had girlfriends scattered around town and would do his showering at their house.
The only thing he spent money on was clothes. He had lots of very nice Hickey-Freeman and Burberry suits he wore to court. One of the most horrible persons I have ever known. Years ago I dated him and he was a nice guy. However, he has turned into a bitter grumpy old bastard who is quite racist. He gossips and makes up shit about all the lawyers he knows and calls all the women he knows sluts and whores. I'm trying to figure out how his mother raised such a monster with a respectable veneer.

Title	The bar is on the floor.
Author	Scaredycat2019
Upvotes	2078
Comments	130
Date	March 14, 2020 4:09 AM UTC (6 years ago)
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