Guys, check your privilege. I got 80.

sillymod · 2013-12-13T04:26:06+00:00

I scored 120 and I am female.

quraong · 2013-12-13T04:49:19+00:00

I got 35. i'm underprivileged

"taken it in the pooper or mouth" made me lol pretty hard

theQuandary · 2013-12-13T06:07:13+00:00

For your statistic pleasure. Note that several things automatically give you a free pass.

all left options selected gives 385 which is used to normalize everything

max score = 430

min score = -2140

man = 0

woman = -75

transgender = -100

other = -175

straight = 0

bisexual = -30

asexual = -40

pansexual = -40

gay = -190

white = 0

asian = -15

latino = -75

black = -125

other = -125

top europe = 0

US/canada = -5

middle europe = -10

japan/australia = -10

urban china = -15

shit tier europe = -45

rural china = -125

india = -125

africa = -425

middle east -625

1 million+ = 0

100k+ = -150

50-100K = -180

20-50K = -200

poor = -225

homeless = -450

investment banker = 0

engineer = -15

doctor = -15

high-level IT = -20

teacher = -30

police = -35

scientist = -40

other = -25

none = -55

no disability = 0

social autism = -45

immobile = -55

disease = -75

deaf = -75

retarded = -225

blind = -775

atheist = 0

agnostic = 0

christian = +5

jewish = +25

black jew = -25

hindu = -20

sikh = -30

buddhist = -20

muslim = -50

tall = 0

normal = -10

short = -20

9+to 10 = 0

attractive face = -10

overweight = -30

ugly face = -40

disfigured = -60

virgin = 0

non-virgin = +20

taken in pooper or mouth = +10

EDIT: formatted a little better

Shooglematumshies · 2013-12-13T04:04:37+00:00

I got 220!

It looks like all the problems I have in my life are just figments of my imagination.

sibqm_lmvm · 2013-12-13T03:47:03+00:00

I got -90...

Edit: took it again and got -100. I'm so non-privileged, that feminists can never tell me to check my privilege ever again.

2013-12-13T04:19:56+00:00

I got a 75. Check your privilege, OP.

3rdLevelRogue · 2013-12-13T03:41:59+00:00

As a white male, this is quite confusing. It leads me to believe this checker is broke.

Dynablayde · 2013-12-13T04:36:00+00:00

Assumes that having no religion automatically makes me an atheist or agnostic... terrible. That aside I got -10.

bigwade · 2013-12-13T04:39:17+00:00

125, damn near terminal levels of privilege.

Tralan · 2013-12-13T06:40:43+00:00

45 - Underprivileged. Yay!

Well, guys, since I'm now being oppressed by you, I guess I'm outta here. I hope my sisters in Two X can help me in my struggle against teh menz.

leftofcentaur · 2013-12-13T07:35:20+00:00

I did it for myself and got 135. Then I did the exact same but checked 'female' instead of 'male' - that was the only change I made - and got 60.

Bull. Fucking. Shit.

taufish · 2013-12-13T15:08:40+00:00

Guys, I tested positive for privilege. Do I need to see a doctor?

Ma99ie · 2013-12-13T17:56:52+00:00

My privilege is 120. Own it people. With my new found privilege, I have decided not to associate with persons with less than 100 privilege. Much like the Sneetches with Stars on Thars.

CosmicKeys · 2013-12-13T07:15:13+00:00

This is a joke website. Nothing to do with men's rights.

Hazarmaveth · 2013-12-13T17:55:49+00:00

210 plebs. Bow down.

Collective82 · 2013-12-13T05:02:33+00:00

Wow I got -100.

Edit: I retook the test and identified as white and got a 25 otherwise answered the questions the same.

JonSnowsGhost · 2013-12-13T05:14:20+00:00

95 over here. Filled in the exact same answers, but changed my gender to female to see what would happen. Got 20 that time. Something's fishy.

ghebert001 · 2013-12-13T06:06:39+00:00

If you're transgendered, pansexual, other race, live in the middle east, are homeless, unemployed, retarted, sikh, short, disfigured and a virgin...your privilege level is -1420.

2095conash · 2013-12-13T08:10:50+00:00

-230...... I guess all of you people are oppressing me or something.

aManinGlass · 2013-12-13T09:25:33+00:00

lol 185.

bring the hate

M4Strings · 2013-12-13T09:41:54+00:00

I got 60 and laughed my ass off.

phySi0 · 2013-12-13T09:44:00+00:00

-120. Damn…

venereveritas · 2013-12-13T16:11:03+00:00

-125, and a lot of these don't make any sense. Virgin, non-virgin, or take it in the pooper or mouth? You're either a virgin or not, where and how you get it doesn't really matter.

OmriZerg · 2013-12-13T17:21:16+00:00

Wow, -655. That Middle East part dropped me 600 points lol. I didn't know I was so oppressed...

caninestrychnine · 2013-12-13T05:52:40+00:00

TIL that people with high incomes and advanced degrees didn't work for those.

2013-12-13T05:23:21+00:00

Hah, -5

HeadStar · 2013-12-13T05:30:06+00:00

180! Privileged Aussies for the win!

Collective82 · 2013-12-13T05:37:11+00:00

lol I win! 190!!! whats my prize?!

GrumpyDingo · 2013-12-13T05:37:52+00:00

135

CAN'T HANDLE THIS PRIVILEGE!!!!!

TheGDBatman · 2013-12-13T05:54:14+00:00

155! You'd think I'd be related to an engineer or investment banker instead of being the broke-ass motherfucker I am.

I wonder how my half-Filipino (and dark as hell) cousin would score, considering he's just finished a mechanical engineering degree.

INeedANewAccountMan · 2013-12-13T07:40:43+00:00

45, white straight male.

blamb211 · 2013-12-13T08:20:31+00:00

White dude, (which pretty much screwed me from the beginning), got a 145. Even though I'm straight up broke, in debt, and struggling to get through college. But I'm super privileged, so I got that going for me, which is nice.

Pecanpig · 2013-12-13T09:13:01+00:00

I scored 50...

This is probably the funniest thing I've seen in a while.

DerekAcorah · 2013-12-13T09:18:59+00:00

Damn, and all this time I thought I was privileged as a working class male simply for having a dick.

Cyridius · 2013-12-13T11:00:50+00:00

165... Privilege = Checked.

borizz · 2013-12-13T11:07:13+00:00

From 80 to 230 depending on which answers I give, which are all true because it's quite ambiguous.

KitsUne24 · 2013-12-13T13:26:46+00:00

I got a 10 :/ lol

AbsoluteRunner · 2013-12-13T13:57:05+00:00

i got 15 but i think its total bogus if your a student.

humanityisavirus · 2013-12-13T14:06:30+00:00

Well...I scored a 20...somehow.

DarkPrince78 · 2013-12-13T14:11:01+00:00

-650. Behold my lack of privilege and DESPAIR!

2013-12-13T14:42:13+00:00

I did it twice.. once selecting my income lvl.. less then 20k and "other" as my job and the second time selected "homeless" and "none" for employment.. the disparity was 5 points. Homeless and unemployed men are considered privileged. This is such a bullshit test. Clearly they weight some selections much more heavy. I changed one option that made the result a 5 as opposed to 130.. clearly this is a test that was created by bigots.

nimuymuynitantan · 2013-12-13T15:07:31+00:00

-60 YAY, Im underprivileged.

SarcastiCock · 2013-12-13T15:12:40+00:00

235, but don't hate me because I'm rich and beautiful.

Steampunk_Moustache · 2013-12-13T16:32:06+00:00

I scored 40.

RevDiesel · 2013-12-13T17:12:04+00:00

I got 65. Unprivileged, where do I get my sticker for unprivilegedness?

TracyMorganFreeman · 2013-12-13T17:39:03+00:00

Lol "Top Europe".

Also, "20-50K" encompasses two full income quintiles in the US. That's fucking stupid.

When did having "taken it in the pooper or mouth" amount to privilege or non privilege? Are they subtly trying to double dip oppression for gays?

Well I got a measly 100. I'd be curious how they weighted each factor. Something tells me they weighted most heaviest to least down the list.

Grailums · 2013-12-13T17:45:05+00:00

I got 120.

I really need to start beating women and selling drugs in my town to become more attractive to the women around here I guess, since it seems my privilege is radiating from me.

kingdomgnark · 2013-12-13T18:35:54+00:00

wow... filled out mine: 140

just changed male to female: 65

rastephens426 · 2013-12-13T20:14:44+00:00

-120

Oneill95 · 2013-12-13T20:43:56+00:00

As a white straight male in the UK I knew what to expect, 130.

xVarekai · 2013-12-13T21:08:16+00:00

I did the same test and switched woman to man. 35 the first time, 130 the second. Mmmk.

coherentsheaf · 2013-12-13T21:48:04+00:00

My internet privilege is even higher than my internet iq.

darynlxm · 2013-12-13T22:09:59+00:00

I got -140

Simultanagnosia · 2013-12-13T22:17:01+00:00

155 but I didn't know how to answer some of the questions. I work in IT but not at a high level and I am neither atheist nor agnostic, nor am I of any particular religion. Based on the question including "taken it in the pooper or mouth" this doesn't seem to be a serious quiz.

Trekkie1701 · 2013-12-14T00:53:57+00:00

i got 160.... so er..... when do i get my privilege tax rebate?

liquidxlax · 2013-12-14T03:12:58+00:00

I got 35, but after university apparently 140

ThatGuyWhoDidAThing · 2013-12-14T04:19:10+00:00

I scored...5?

Vinyls_Scratch · 2013-12-14T17:33:54+00:00

On the religion part:

I don't understand how they think that Atheism gives you any sort of boost, it really doesn't.

Black Jew

I never knew that was a religion.

anonagent · 2013-12-15T14:07:19+00:00

I got 70.

BrewDiver · 2013-12-15T16:13:57+00:00

i got 135... SCORE!!!!!

Darkimus-prime · 2013-12-16T15:41:22+00:00

You are unprivileged!

You scored 70

Ketsa · 2013-12-13T08:44:23+00:00

"you scored 50" White male Swiss citizen...

SKapper · 2013-12-13T11:27:54+00:00

I got 180 but feel I could have cheated - the question regarding disability didn't have anything to suit my disability.

Anyway, I got 180... what do I win?

stickymonkey · 2013-12-13T21:20:17+00:00

I scored 25 and I'm one of the most privileged people I know.

pakiswag · 2013-12-14T00:14:25+00:00

I got 120. I didn't know I was so oppressive until now. /s

WhiteThrone · 2013-12-13T08:04:10+00:00

I thought it is 'interesting' that people who are amputees are considered 'able-bodied' on the disability portion of this quiz.

2013-12-13T11:31:36+00:00

http://davidthompson.typepad.com/davidthompson/2013/10/a-dull-hum-of-distant-agony.html?cid=6a00d83451675669e2019b00781cb9970c#comment-6a00d83451675669e2019b00781cb9970c

I have no idea what “intersectionality” is.

It’s a tendentious method of calculating pity points based on various, often question-begging victim categories and claims of “privilege,” and whether they interact, overlap or “intersect.” It allows enormous scope for pretentious fretting and/or self-flattery. And scolding, obviously.

Or as Anna says, victimhood poker.

Crimson_D82 · 2013-12-13T15:38:39+00:00

Scored 95 Sooo close. :(

edit: reddit didn't like my number being first.

Title	Guys, check your privilege. I got 80.
Author	3rdLevelRogue
Upvotes	32
Comments	122
Date	December 13, 2013 3:41 AM UTC (12 years ago)
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