Oh. That's, uh...good.

Demonspawn · 2012-01-30T20:32:09+00:00

More of the "upsetting a woman is justification for physical violence" shtick...

foresthill · 2012-01-30T21:26:37+00:00

Can you imagine the reaction to the same thing on the cover of Maxim?

"I'd kill my woman if she cheated" ... Mel Gibson lays down the law.

c0howda · 2012-01-30T23:36:05+00:00

Hulk Hogan said something to the tune of ..."I understand why OJ did it now.." when he was going through his divorce, and he got OBLITERATED by the media. Katherine Hiegel says she'd kill her man if he cheated(perhaps its taken out of context) and it makes the front page of a Women's magazine...brilliant

Overoxide · 2012-01-31T00:19:23+00:00

I love how women always say things like "Men are just sex crazed retards." and then you see their magazines, and the only things on the cover are "22 NEW SEX POSITIONS!" or "GET SEXY RIGHT NOW" or "WHAT NOT TO DO IN SEX".

Kuonji · 2012-01-30T21:05:39+00:00

Making the guy watch one of her movies would be punishment enough.

DarthOvious · 2012-01-30T23:15:54+00:00

OK, where are all the guys who didn't want Katherine Heigl on register-her.com after her oh so humourous commercial last time. Perhaps now they will see with clarity the reason why she is on it.

Also, I think Paul Elam should probably be made aware of this. He will have a field day in his next article.

bedhead269 · 2012-01-30T21:46:45+00:00

"If she cheat on me...I will crush her." -Borat

bobbybobbobs · 2012-01-30T21:29:43+00:00

Katherine Heigl is the biggest man hater around...

http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/b63f436ac2/katherine-heigl-hates-balls

http://www.davidandgoliathtees.com/women.html

^ her shop which sells anti-male merchandise.

A small petition which will get bigger if enough people sign v

http://www.change.org/petitions/talent-agent-stop-the-i-hate-balls-campaign-and-its-vile-depiction-of-male-sexual-abuse#

Feel free to pass it around, I didn't create it but the man who did is here. v

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rYinVmi4Uqo&list=FL7hP7tpMCwDc8cFG6OeBylw&index=14&feature=plpp_video

KingNick · 2012-01-30T22:16:52+00:00

Wasn't there a post here about a month ago that was talking about what a crazy sexist bitch Katherine H. is??

She has a neutering organization for puppies (which is cool), but during an interview, she said something along the lines of "Well, since we can't cut the balls off of Human Men, we need to do it to some Man!!"

ಠ_ಠ

She pisses me off in the worst way. And her Husband is a total bitch.

AntiFeministMedia · 2012-01-30T21:21:56+00:00

On the right of the cover is 'The Last Sex Taboo - But 96% of You Are Doing It'.

From p.164 onwards:

'Masturbation! According to a Cosmo survey, 96% of women do it.'

'According to our survey, 96% of you masturbate, with 56% fitting in a session every other day.'

'31% go for up to 20 minutes, and over a third hit multiple orgasms each time.'

'Most of you - 90% - keep it to the bedroom, but others have done it everywhere from the garden or library to by a lake. And almost 1 in 5 has masturbated at work.'

'Many - 83% use their imagination to get in the mood, with nearly half picking a stranger for the lead role'.

'More than 4 in 10 use porn to get turned on, while 21% use erotic fiction.'

'Nearly two-thirds use just a hand, but 30% use a vibrator or other sex toy.'

'35% masturbate to make up for not getting enough sex.'

'50% masturbate in the evening.'

'Although perhaps unsuprisingly the majority masturbate more when single, more than one in four practise the same amount wether you have a partner or not.'

wtf 'Sqweel'? http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/267/sqweel.jpg/

Luriker · 2012-01-30T22:37:21+00:00

And she'd get away with it too, if it weren't for those meddling...

Nobodies.

purrit · 2012-01-31T01:16:44+00:00

http://www.myconfinedspace.com/2010/06/07/overanalyzing-the-shame-and-guilt-issue/overanalyzing-the-shame-and-guilt-issue-2/

time_traveller_ · 2012-01-31T00:10:30+00:00

I'd kill my woman if she killed me.

HighwayWest · 2012-01-30T21:26:11+00:00

somehow i feel like i should subscribe to this magazine. this falls squarely under the banner of "know thy enemy."

Teh_Br4iN · 2012-01-31T03:35:55+00:00

I got suspended from high school for 5 days for telling some kid, "I will kill you if you key my car." They took that shit so serious as if I was telling the kid I was plotting to kill him or something.

Infuser · 2012-01-31T06:03:54+00:00

So... what's the actual context? As knucker3 said

Also, it's Cosmo. They just flat out make shit up all the time.

SolarFederalist · 2012-01-31T17:58:27+00:00

You can get charged for even saying this. As a joke or not, it's all how someone takes it.You say it as a joke to someone and you go through a break up and their is that chance the ex can use this against you. "He told someone he would kill me" now try to defend that. "Officer it was said as a joke!" Officer "So this is a joke to you Hugh?" Putting something in the media in this context makes it seem ok. It may being said tongue in cheek but as we have seen people use music lyrics, movies and stuff they read as a defense in court going with "it brain washed me". If your not sure if its ok picture it in a men's magazine with a man saying it or just Google the reaction that Sean Connery got for telling Barbra Walters that he smacked his wife.

Here is Cosmos ten things to do to to your "Possible" cheating man then picture the outrage if this was in mens health with the roles reversed.

10 Things to Do if You Think Your Man Is Cheating

Source: Cosmopolitan.com

More details are surfacing about Arnold Schwarzenegger's affair and while we don't know the whole story yet, one thing's for sure: Maria Shriver is a friggin' angel. If we were in her situation, we'd be tempted to whip out a few of these naughty, awesomely bad revenge tactics.

Dust the insides of his freshly washed boxers with hot chili powder.
Donate his 60-inch plasma to charity.
Engaged? Write him a touching thank-you note for the 3-carat Tiffany diamond ring that will now be worn on your middle finger.
Change his e-mail's auto response to "I'm unavailable today due to a raging case of genital warts."
"Forget" where you parked his vintage convertible.
Take a photo of yourself naked, then blur out all the good parts and leave it on his pillow with a message that says, "Too bad you'll never see these again."
Invite your friends to a backyard bonfire using his clothes and prized sports equipment as kindling.
Resist the urge to break up with him until the day of his big meeting — then give him a Sharpie mustache right before his alarm goes off.
Serve up Ex-Lax brownies to give him puh-lenty of time to sit and think about what he's done.
Challenge him to a naked wrestling match and whip out your signature move, the Ten-Fingered Ball-Crusher.

Hypersapien · 2012-01-30T20:40:11+00:00

Right. Because just leaving him isn't evil or vindictive enough.

uniquendividual · 2012-01-31T01:22:54+00:00

I never will understand why people find her attractive. She looks like the hammerhead street shark imo.

Fractella · 2012-01-30T23:55:07+00:00

Because Cosmo is the go-to on female opinions. Way to buy into sensationalism.

"I'd kill him/her" or "he'd/she'd kill me" is a pretty common term for "I'd be really damn upset if my SO_____." Right, that's normal to be upset about it. Cosmo is also for women, there will be no gender equality on a single gender-oriented garbage magazine.

MamitaA · 2012-01-31T07:52:18+00:00

I can't believe that quote was actually published on the front cover. Wow.

As for the lack of outroar, I think it's because the threat level is interpreted differently. Men are seen as strong and aggressive. If a man threatens you, he not only means it but has the physical ability to carry out said threat, especially against a woman. Typically, women are smaller than men and not as strong, so it's like having an unequal match.

If a woman threatens a man, it is seen differently because women are seen as smaller/weaker than a man, and a man, being bigger and stronger, could certainly incapacitate her if she does carry out her threat.

I'm not saying that's not bs, physical violence of any type is unacceptable, and making threats of physical violence should never be normalized. It's just the way the majority of people will see this, including a large number of men.

ThePigman · 2012-01-31T09:51:34+00:00

Ah yes, the fucking lamestream media strikes again. This excerpt from the rag, courtesy of JustJared.

" On forgiving her husband if he had an affair: “I’ve been debating this lately. Josh and I always said that cheating would be a deal breaker; there is no second chance. But I’ve seen friends and acquaintances go through it and they’ve found a way back to the relationship, and a way to forgive each other.And as much as I would kill him if he cheated because it would destroy meI have started to question whether, if a mistake were to be made and it was a one-time thing, I would forgive him. Because look at the life we’ve built together. We have history, we have a child…But at the same time, it would be really hard to ever fully trust that person again.”

So once again a mag takes what someone said and makes it seem a lot worse. In this context it no longer looks as if she meant it seriously, so i no longer want to kill her, just tell her off.

http://justjared.buzznet.com/2011/12/08/katherine-heigl-covers-cosmopolitan-uk-january-2012/

AnthonyZarat · 2012-01-31T12:51:10+00:00

When this vile sexist bitch advocated castrating men (and pets), "A Vocie For Men" listed her as a "bigot" on register-her.com. Many recovering whiteknight-oholics on this board complained that AVfM had gone to far, lacked a sense of humor, or hat too little compassion.

http://www.avoiceformen.com/misandry/chivalry/jto-apologizes-for-register-her-com/

Hopefully, next time there is an opportunity to take a stand, the fence-sitters of the MRM will remeber this day.

When it comes to criminal law, the MRM supports compassionate treatment for all defendants (compared to feminists, who have no compassion). But when it comes to public shaming of bigots and hate-mongering feminists, there are no second chances, there is no compassion, and there is no mercy.

2nd_class_citizen · 2012-01-30T23:34:48+00:00

In these kinds of situations it seems that people don't take women too seriously, knowing their capacity for hyperbole.

stevenr21 · 2012-01-30T23:42:40+00:00

That would be a ridiculous way to commit suicide...

counterfe1t · 2012-01-31T06:20:39+00:00

its katherine heigl she can say whatever she pleases

2012-01-31T07:40:53+00:00

Well, she would, and she'd get away with it ...

kittenkat4u · 2012-01-31T08:56:48+00:00

that's a bit....harsh. sure cheating sucks no matter who does it but death?? that''s a bit much.

Kaluthir · 2012-01-31T11:33:02+00:00

I would kill a SO who had cheated.

Of course, I'm using the term "kill" as hyperbole (presumably like Ms. Heigl). Until I read the article, and it says that she is literally planning to murder a cheating SO, I'm going to keep assuming that it's hyperbole.

ThePigman · 2012-01-31T00:44:07+00:00

I know how she feels - I'd kill Katherine Heigl if i saw her on the street.

2012-01-31T10:17:15+00:00

Oh lighten up.

"I'd kill for a sandwich"... would anyone actually get upset over that? It's one sentence taken out of context, and I doubt she actually meant she would physically attack the guy.

jplank1983 · 2012-01-30T23:57:37+00:00

But....how can it be taboo if 96% of people do it?

MockingDead · 2012-01-30T22:32:06+00:00

While I don't think what she says is in the best taste, can we all just step back a minute and realise that she probably isn't saying that she'd actually kill her husband if he cheated on her, and that it's probably just a turn of phrase? As in that really common one that everyone uses?

Granted, I haven't actually read the article, so she may well be being serious.

G-O · 2012-01-30T22:19:05+00:00

They forgot to also circle, "Men Fibs: how to catch and stop them" and "I set fire to the restaurant on a date"

Why do women deserve respect again?

kronox · 2012-01-31T03:47:22+00:00

i call photoshop, My gf subscribes to Cosmo and this was not on the cover. Heigl might hate men but this wasn't said nor on the cover of cosmo.

_pumpkinpies · 2012-01-31T00:47:35+00:00

Is this really a mens rights issue though? I see cheaters getting flak from both sides honestly, they're not that popular.

EDIT: I don't really care about the downvotes, but I was genuinely asking. Is it? I don't feel as if it is, but I'm open to discussion about it. Keep me downvoted too if you like, but a response would be appreciated.

badtasteindecor · 2012-01-31T00:44:49+00:00

Fucking metaphorical speech.

Don't take everything so fucking literally.

Jesus Christ.

Did your mummies not give you enough titty as babys or something?

Quazz · 2012-01-30T21:25:24+00:00

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theloniousnole · 2012-01-30T23:19:52+00:00

Women are all bitches

2012-01-31T02:28:19+00:00

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