Jesus wept (photo not mine)

IveGotMyFangsOut · 2021-09-30T20:47:55+00:00

We can't even blame the school systems and sex Ed. Google is free 🤦🏻‍♀️

thanarealnobody · 2021-09-30T22:46:18+00:00

I’m still baffled by the fact that I was having sex with a man that had dated models and actresses, a self-proclaimed ladies man, and when I started rubbing my clit, he stopped and said “what are you doing?” I said, “what do you think I’m doing?” … He legit didn’t know

Equipoisonous · 2021-09-30T22:18:20+00:00

Does he really not know what the clit is? I need more info, this is too upsetting.

FuckSakez · 2021-09-30T21:23:50+00:00

This is why I say men can’t even find the clit with diagrams. It doesn’t occur to them that you come i.e. cum, first.

Hairy_Caterpillar909 · 2021-09-30T21:29:39+00:00

He really thought he did something 😭

Vibrators > Men

narinari2 · 2021-09-30T21:06:19+00:00

I cant believe some women write such things on their profile. The bar is in hell.

xfelugirlx · 2021-10-01T03:49:57+00:00

Literally most men, it feels like they are scratching your 🐈 and it doesn’t feel good.

TieDieEye · 2021-10-01T00:23:32+00:00

And they'll still have the nerve to get jealous over you having a vibrator

Sallou9 · 2021-10-01T08:45:42+00:00

Also, just a note on thre whole can't find the clit thing.

...

It's RIGHT THERE. It is not remotely hard to find any more than "finding" the nose on a face. There is no "not knowing how to find it"- there's being dumb and not even knowing what it is, and there's being selfish and wanting to.

If he wanted to he would = also applies to the clit guys.

CountingDownTheDays5 · 2021-09-30T20:50:48+00:00

I suggest against putting anything of sexual nature on your profile. With that being said this man is an idiot, and didn't even deserve a reply.

Unable-Click-4157 · 2021-09-30T23:47:26+00:00

Jesus Christ, do they need a fucking map with an x on it?

I'm expected to jerk their flaccid member around until my arm aches or suck their dicks until I get lockjaw, but they can't reach like three centimeters up?

vbych76 · 2021-10-01T03:25:28+00:00

I am not a free sex educator. I am not gonna waste even a minute to teach a grown man about women's anatomy, be that sexual safety, our reproductive organs, menstrual cycles, clitoris or g spot. Especially in bed, when we are naked. My body is not a learning ground for adult men I am not showing, telling, explaining or faking anything.Sex should be relaxing, passionate, fun and bringing pleasure to me, as much as it's for him. Period. If he doesn't know what he is doing, kick him out or get out.And I mean GET THE F*CK OUT.

Feministtiktok · 2021-10-01T02:46:01+00:00

This post seriously made me not want to date anymore. I wish I was joking. The idea of having to have sex with a man and be surprised to find out he’s bad in bed is not a disappointment I wanna handle lol. I’d be mean and I’m gunna destroy a man’s self esteem if he doesn’t make me cum again lmaooo

creamtart_ · 2021-09-30T21:16:52+00:00

This is just depressing.

cher415 · 2021-10-01T00:11:57+00:00

😭😭😭

StrawberryMoon3 · 2021-10-01T06:58:39+00:00

Eeewww omg. Throw that man away

ironglaciers · 2021-10-01T00:09:46+00:00

Jesus christ. Google is so free and easy, just like fucking Pornhub is. 🙄

donttextme_k · 2021-09-30T20:47:39+00:00

This man shouldn’t be getting any matches in the first place with that in his profile…

kycake · 2021-10-01T03:58:50+00:00

he can't be serious, wtf

kerean1997 · 2021-10-01T08:12:18+00:00

This would be a reason to break up with him 💯

PanCanAlt01 · 2021-10-01T05:12:28+00:00

Coalition for Liberation of Itinerant Tree-dwellers.

masterofthebarkarts · 2021-10-03T19:34:00+00:00

I was confused when I saw this initially because the clit is so easy to find, so I was like "I too would be confused if someone was impressed because I could find the clit".

It never occurred to me that someone just...wouldn't know what a clit was. Just, heartbreaking.

Title	Jesus wept (photo not mine)
Author	BasieSkanks
Upvotes	2106
Comments	54
Date	September 30, 2021 8:44 PM UTC (4 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/FemaleDatingStrategy
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