A joke eh?

ASeaOfQuotes · 2022-03-12T02:02:09+00:00

Tell me you need a therapist without telling me you need a therapist. 🙄

inlovewithaloser · 2022-03-12T02:27:28+00:00

Ah, yes. The ol’ “be on a dating site looking for women while harboring hatred and directing it at women by the first message” Classic.

pinkgirly111 · 2022-03-12T01:57:00+00:00

you women. 😭

CroneRaisedMaiden · 2022-03-12T03:04:45+00:00

Do straight men even like women?

thewetdog_ · 2022-03-12T02:47:05+00:00

Mens idea of equality is women doing the man’s work for him.

That’a the real 50-50: it refers to the man’s half.

So the woman does the half she would normally be expected to do anyway (emotional labor, sexual performance, child bearing and rearing, pressure to look good and be entertaining) but now instead of the man doing his own half, they split his half between the man and woman!

So now she pays half the bills, does half the pursuing, plans the dates, so it’s actually a woman doing 75% (her so called half plus half the man’s role… or more).

This is what these scrotes feel entitled to.

luna_prismatic · 2022-03-12T02:29:55+00:00

This would be the fastest unmatch lol. Boy, bye

Ginger_Snaps_Back · 2022-03-12T02:45:15+00:00

My favorite part of this is how there’s no reply.

ifhewantedtohewould · 2022-03-12T02:53:05+00:00

Of course, the only way for men and women to achieve equality is by women doing literally everything for men. Makes sense. 🤡

ZzoRq · 2022-03-12T02:29:18+00:00

Block and delete. Next...

DivineGoddess1111111 · 2022-03-12T01:57:42+00:00

"You women"....I hope he gets drafted.

Audderpop270 · 2022-03-12T03:21:47+00:00

Any man that says "you women" is a complete piece of garbage.

Block and delete.

teaandcoffee717 · 2022-03-12T02:24:01+00:00

When have women ever demanded the rights to text a man first? Why is that the forefront of their mind when they think "equality" ??

ferociouslycurious · 2022-03-12T02:34:22+00:00

Wow he sucks at jokes doesn’t he. I can’t tell if he means the first part of second part of his message. Bruh, if you have to announce it’s a joke, you need to learn to read the room instead…….

Maingurl · 2022-03-12T02:03:38+00:00

I zoomed into his photo....why is he squatting like that....😂

Platipus6 · 2022-03-12T03:16:48+00:00

Equality means being more open about how much men hate women...

RoseDumpling · 2022-03-12T02:52:38+00:00

I’d love to add his follow up message before he got unmatched… why does Reddit make it so hard 😵‍💫

KindredMaximus · 2022-03-12T03:21:38+00:00

It's amazing how all these dusty d***s think they are the prize. Due to selective breeding in many countries and the thousands of women and girls that are killed every year - they are like a bag of rice. They are not special. It is literally more dangerous for us to be in a relationship with a man than it is for him to go to war. Let that sink in. They need to be going above and beyond to reassure us that they are worth to even be anywhere near us. They really need to get over themselves. I've about had it with them. The draft- wah wah wah, you women, wah wah wah, equaliteeeeeeee wah wah wah. Give it a rest you dudes. PROVE YOURSELVES WORTHY. Sorry ladies - this arrogance makes me so mad.

overit_af · 2022-03-12T03:59:34+00:00

At what point do all the delusional men realize that nobody gives a fuck about dating them? When they’re mid 40s and screaming into 20 something OF womens’ DMs about their loneliness? At 50 when they’re screaming into “the Facebook”? At 60 when they are screaming at their nurse? Make it make sense.

Scrote PSA: This is not the way. Y’all gone die alone with your pixels and even stupider than you are now.

They all out here shooting themselves in the foot every damn day and night and I’m LOVING it. 🤗

Jay-Qualin · 2022-03-12T02:10:22+00:00

These degenerate scrotes are still butthurt about women's rights, and feminism.. They are enraged for not being able to abuse women under the law...so they resort to passive aggressive behaviours that shows how fucking mad they are..such as those abusive little bitch scrotes who scream about "equal rights, equal fights" bs

True equality would be a pay back. Making these scrotes go through the same shit they made women go through for centuries!!

Instead of being bitter and angry about equality, they should be thankful women are only seeking "equality" and not pay back, which is the TRUE equality.

AyemHerself · 2022-03-12T02:53:21+00:00

Equality means women have to do things. Get with the program.

Illustrious-Twist809 · 2022-03-12T03:02:02+00:00

That’s such a bad first message. Wanna bet he’s copied and pasted it hundred of times?

Jenniferinfl · 2022-03-12T03:52:23+00:00

Ah, that's a fellow who will post in the dating subreddit that he's messaged thousands of 'girls' and gotten no response at all..

Yup, uh huh, I doubt anyone out there feels like explaining to this man slowly, over and over again, just how the world works.

This dude is like buying a portapotty and trying to turn it into a home.

thatannoyingfeminist · 2022-03-12T02:28:27+00:00

you know the joke is bad when you have to advise that it’s a joke before actually saying it😭

throwawayXX139 · 2022-03-12T02:01:01+00:00

Also Jacob: "I'm doing everything right. Damn women have impossible standards nowadays."

8jjjjjjjj · 2022-03-12T02:47:16+00:00

First message and he’s already that bitter? 😂

ThornyRascal · 2022-03-12T03:02:00+00:00

Seems like Jacob is very easily agitated

missqueenkawaii · 2022-03-12T03:15:37+00:00

I 100% guarantee you the way this ends is by him making some remark to refer to women as sexual objects and then calling you a bitch. Someone tell me I’m wrong 😂!

revengeofgivingtree · 2022-03-12T03:18:53+00:00

How did he expect you to answer that honestly???

Unlikely-Marzipan · 2022-03-12T04:15:47+00:00

Wtf is wrong with these guys?! I mean, this is honestly the first thing he sends to a potential date?! Talk about having a chip on your shoulder. Far out.

ExistentialJelly · 2022-03-12T04:51:54+00:00

The joke is that he's the joke.

lolmemberberries · 2022-03-12T05:05:32+00:00

The only joke is this fucking guy.

queen_azulaa · 2022-03-12T02:46:17+00:00

Is he ok? I dont think hes ok...

little_nerdmaid · 2022-03-12T02:21:29+00:00

starting a conversation with “you women”

great strategy, jacob. you’re gonna get all the wimminz with that one.

lumiesck · 2022-03-12T02:35:41+00:00

Huh? He’s mentally deranged. Like he’s not even making sense

FUBARfromLSA · 2022-03-12T02:37:46+00:00

Seems a bit unclear on the subject

Bex-T-Rexx · 2022-03-12T03:31:49+00:00

The easiest and fastest block and delete!

thanarealnobody · 2022-03-12T04:19:36+00:00

What a catch

souredskittles · 2022-03-12T05:11:03+00:00

Lol that opener fell flat so many times he had to preface it with “it’s a joke”

donttextme_k · 2022-03-12T05:16:32+00:00

Why is he so dramatic and extra 😂

shockingupdate · 2022-03-12T05:39:30+00:00

“You women are—“ Aaaaand, blocked!

Title	A joke eh?
Author	RoseDumpling
Upvotes	219
Comments	63
Date	March 12, 2022 1:49 AM UTC (4 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/FemaleDatingStrategy
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/FemaleDatingStrategy/comments/tc5pc9/a_joke_eh/
Archive Link	https://theredarchive.com/r/FemaleDatingStrategy/a-joke-eh.1106679 https://theredarchive.com/post/1106679

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