I spent 7k on ex wife’s tits

34M6ftAlphaUK · 2026-05-04T14:32:05+00:00

Fake tits look horrible anyways. Lesson learned bud.

datguyeh · 2026-05-04T10:21:49+00:00

Had a friend negotiate reimbursement for the tits in divorce settlement

InvertedPickleTaco · 2026-05-03T23:43:10+00:00

I paid for mine to have her nips pierced. I never got to play with them, but I'm sure Tinder guys have. Oh well, you win some, you lose some.

Middle-Grapefruit-86 · 2026-05-02T22:21:01+00:00

Could you get half in the divorce settlement? What about visitation rights every other weekend and holidays?

AlexKidd79 · 2026-05-02T02:30:03+00:00

I mean, did you get to see 'em at least once? 😄

Decon_SaintJohn · 2026-05-02T00:09:21+00:00

I'd add those tits and the $7,000 to the divorce decree. Those were a marital asset enjoyed by both parties!

wolfsnake7 · 2026-05-01T23:45:24+00:00

I know how you feel! I spent 75k on tits and full body lipo and a suite at a five star hotel in NYC for recovery. When she was coming out of surgery, she told me she was “talking” to our chef (turns out she had pursued him and was having an emotional and then physical affair) and that was the beginning of the quick end

Slight_Horse9673 · 2026-05-01T22:04:58+00:00

Are you hoping for a 50/50 settlement?

tyveill · 2026-05-01T21:52:41+00:00

Her next man appreciates you. My current girlfriend said her last bf offered to buy her new boobs. I wish she would have stayed with him until after 😂

wonderer4920 · 2026-05-01T20:18:46+00:00

My ex got hers done after we decided to divorce but before it was final. She used our HSA funds. 😑

Feisty-Ad-566 · 2026-05-01T19:55:15+00:00

Were… were brother were

ComplexCatastrophe · 2026-05-01T18:45:04+00:00

I know your pain…spent 20K paying off my wife’s car. It’s debilitating…but it’s still relatively new-ish (last October).

BloodstainedBearRug · 2026-05-01T18:39:51+00:00

Spent 15 years telling her she needed braces (very gently, but her teeth were crooked AF).. 2 years ago she finally got braces, lost 50 lbs, lost her mind and now we're divorcing.

Acceptable_Piano4809 · 2026-05-01T18:08:23+00:00

I spent $5k on Invisalign/dentist appointments…. The real value is she didn’t get pregnant with me, and I don’t have to pay for some child that I never get to see whose lazy family has no ambition. She took my dog without letting me say goodbye, she’ll do the same thing to her AP and their child that I’m paying to raise.

I wanted a kid so bad, but not that way. I’m a child of divorce, and it’s such a horrible thing all the way around. It’s like having to live through your own death.

Azazl187 · 2026-05-01T17:50:57+00:00

Same happened here

crzapy · 2026-05-01T17:34:04+00:00

My Ex had to get hernia surgery, so she got a mommy makeover too with a boob job and tummy tuck.

Helped her get her masters too.

Once she had new boobs and a better paying job she wanted out.

15 years down the drain because she wasn't happy.

Ok-Cause1108 · 2026-05-01T17:31:47+00:00

Haha mine did the same thing. For any guys out there when your wife asks for a boob job the romantic relationship is over. There is no saving it, just pass Go and file for divorce immediately.

Do not waste that year of your life thinking she will be loyal. That's a year you could get over the loss faster and a year you could be enjoying an even better life without her.

ashclarkereset · 2026-05-01T17:28:19+00:00

She was getting ready to go back out into the big wide world. You have to ask who she was doing it for...

Descarted1 · 2026-05-01T16:06:51+00:00

My ex was asking for a boob job before she left. It should have been a warning sign for me as I keep hearing these stories.

Make it a sticky in the men's handbook.

upvotersfortruth · 2026-05-01T16:06:03+00:00

Community property - you can only get one back

cnarsystems · 2026-05-01T15:32:17+00:00

Reminds me of doing a bankruptcy and the guy spent 20k on his gf new boobs and a month later she reunited with her ex husband. The trustee was a known hardass but thought it was the funniest thing he ever heard.

Puzzleheaded-Loan238 · 2026-05-01T13:51:50+00:00

Depending on what state youre in, are you entitled to at least one boob? Ya know, gotta split things half n half?

ConfectionAntique543 · 2026-05-01T12:59:58+00:00

Those tits belong to the next guy in line

Additional_Support91 · 2026-05-01T12:40:18+00:00

I'm an RN and have seen a bunch of gastric bypass patients leave their husbands after they loose weight. I lost count it's so many. Had some even hit on me.

nicarras · 2026-05-01T12:34:48+00:00

New neck about a year before our separation started. Fun times.

Rportilla · 2026-05-01T12:31:02+00:00

another guy is going to enjoy them now

Lost-Barracuda-9680 · 2026-05-01T12:02:23+00:00

I spent almost $15k on my ex-wife's much needed tummy tuck after she lost ~~just~~ a significant amount of weight. We both lost a significant amount of weight actually. Anyway she said that not only was it for her but for me too. It was never for me but instead for her and anyone else but me. Shortly after her surgery our marital issues got worse and ended getting divorced eventually. The best part is of that she put much of the weight that she had lost right back on while I've maintained my weight lost and still frequent the gym.

chicagosw · 2026-05-01T11:22:33+00:00

You should constantly refer to her tits as marital assets so she associates them with you and the divorce from now on! Definitely ask for a 3500 dollar credit.

WittyNameNo2 · 2026-05-01T11:09:44+00:00

Meh. I spent more. She can keep them.

RandomDude007_ · 2026-05-01T09:50:00+00:00

Similar to me, before she filed she asked for a loan for a car. I’ve asked her for it back, no sign.

MonkeyBranchBuster · 2026-05-01T09:49:57+00:00

You should at least push to get visitiation rights every other weekend.

whoopyboy69 · 2026-05-01T09:49:49+00:00

I spent 6k on a retainer. I won

Ok_Industry3016 · 2026-05-01T09:45:39+00:00

My ex lost her tits not paying shit. She had huge ones now just nipples.

Title	I spent 7k on ex wife’s tits
Author	whoopyboy69
Upvotes	60
Comments	85
Date	May 1, 2026 9:39 AM UTC (2 months ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/Divorce_Men
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