Found on instagram. He is looking for a mommy🤣

Icchy24 · 2020-09-07T19:09:24+00:00

"Want to make me dinner" The fucking audacity 🤦‍♀️

throwmefaraway85 · 2020-09-07T18:45:41+00:00

Narrator: but it was, in fact, the fault of his own...

Capable_Okra · 2020-09-07T18:50:51+00:00

This is why we don't cook for men. Because they'll gladly accept whatever you do for them and fuck you while having no feelings for you whatsoever.

Sea_Soil · 2020-09-07T19:54:31+00:00

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Summerisle7 · 2020-09-07T18:48:29+00:00

Ugh he just had to get a little dig in there after you ended it with him so kindly and gently. This is why we ignore and block at the first unacceptable suggestion.

Summerisle7 · 2020-09-07T18:55:14+00:00

Actually upon rereading this, I’d have blocked at the very first “Yo.” It doesn’t even matter what he says after that, lol

falkor9011 · 2020-09-07T18:46:59+00:00

Hahahahaha Tex-mex maybe? Lol, this guy is an idiot.

electroloop · 2020-09-07T19:51:57+00:00

I hate how this behavior is now normalized among 99% of men. I loathe men who believe we have to cook for them to be worthy of their presence. Like no, sir, cooking is wifey shit and reserved for non smooth brained individuals who have the bare minimum respect of talking to a woman like a human being and not like one of their saggy balled "bros" with pube beards.

yggiwtmiih · 2020-09-07T20:07:16+00:00

"Seeking: Bangmaid

Please be attractive enough for me to fuck you. You will be required to give me your physical presence, emotional support, and sexual access to your body. Also, I'm feeling Chipotle but if you can cook halfway decently it'll be cheaper if you do it. Minimum 7 year commitment, no ring unless you buy it and set up my proposal and buy my suit."

I feel like this post is the relationship equivalent of a decade long unpaid internship.

Lavender_flow · 2020-09-07T19:36:30+00:00

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feast_or_famine1 · 2020-09-07T20:03:21+00:00

Aw, someone's ego got hurt and he's suddenly no longer interested after she rejects him. 😂

randomgirlimok · 2020-09-07T19:08:11+00:00

You were too nice. I would have not included the “no fault of your own”. I dunno if you were trying to spare his feelings but fuck that.

Stankypanky1 · 2020-09-07T20:52:07+00:00

Lmao. “There’s no chemistry between us but like..you wanna make me dinner?” Idiot

hvwthrowaway · 2020-09-07T19:51:55+00:00

good move sending that last message to make your ego feel better! no worries!

2020-09-07T18:58:26+00:00

What an absolute chode

falkor9011 · 2020-09-07T19:08:32+00:00

Plus never go on a date with a guy that start their text with ''Yo", sign of LVM.

2020-09-07T21:59:50+00:00

FWIW sheratesdogs scolded me in front of her followers bc i dare suggested women should block annoying sex pests rather than entertaining them

Leavix · 2020-09-07T20:22:40+00:00

Hahahahaha “want to make me dinner"??? He's asking for her to end things, right?

2020-09-07T22:16:05+00:00

Being addressed as "yo" is a real panty-dampener

jenneschguet · 2020-09-07T21:22:15+00:00

I missed the make “me” dinner part. You were way too nice.

KetoKittenAround · 2020-09-08T02:52:03+00:00

So FDS Ladies, Free this weekend? Want to make some amazing food together and watch whatever we feel like?

No-Scrotes perhaps?

MissVvvvv · 2020-09-08T01:21:53+00:00

I've got a man coming to move my new dining table in tomorrow morning. I asked if he'll stick around for breakfast. Breakfast is at a cafe and he's paying for it 🤣

22leafclover · 2020-09-08T01:59:36+00:00

"Omg. You didn't reveal to me you were underaged, I don't date children. But, if your mother needs a day off, give her my number so we can talk babysitting rates."

2020-09-08T04:47:46+00:00

Lol. The moment we reject them they insult us. Meanwhile he was fantasizing about you cooking for him naked and what film he was going to seduce you with. He is so full of it 🤣

Summerisle7 · 2020-09-07T18:59:49+00:00

Op your message was super kind! I love it!

Title	Found on instagram. He is looking for a mommy🤣
Author	SpecificPatience8
Upvotes	337
Comments	79
Date	September 7, 2020 6:43 PM UTC (5 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/FemaleDatingStrategy
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/FemaleDatingStrategy/comments/iodbpd/found_on_instagram_he_is_looking_for_a_mommy/
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