I am dying, girls.

Thestral-glow6 · 2021-07-25T19:21:39+00:00

“Am I picky”🥲🙄

miphasgraceful · 2021-07-25T19:25:17+00:00

How far we have fallen when a grown ass man uses bedsheets as a tissue. 🤢

autumnbabyxo · 2021-07-25T20:41:26+00:00

I read the comments and OP clarified that he picks his nose and wipes the boogers on the bed. Not only in his bed, but in HER bed too! 🤮

Bombs_ · 2021-07-25T19:46:59+00:00

Pickmeover30 never seems to deceive me.

IzumiC6879760 · 2021-07-25T21:34:44+00:00

I just saw this and came over to FDS just to see if someone else already shared it or if I would have the responsibility. Good lord. Can you actually imagine even remotely considering continuing this relationship!? Absolutely unbelievable.

So much of the advice is to talk to him about it. One gem of a suggestion implores OP to “mAkE iT iNtO a JoKeY cOnVeRsAtIoN”. Sure… because it’s so cute and quirky that a grown ass man is wiping boogers on a bed. Detestable. Deplorable. Repulsive. Intolerable. Burn the sheets and then throw them in the trash, next to that joke of a “man”.

Practical_Appearance · 2021-07-25T20:30:48+00:00

Boogers? As in, snot from his nose? Sometimes I struggle to understand just how men manage to be this disgusting

TrixieFriganza · 2021-07-25T20:24:04+00:00

Oh no first the guy who left ass grumbs in the ned and now boogers, their depravity, nastiness and laziness is limitless.

Platipus6 · 2021-07-26T00:41:43+00:00

ohhh I dated a guy who didn't have handtowels in his bathroom so my clown ass bought some.

he had deep pores in his nose and every morning would squeeze out inch long worms of .. stuff. I dunno. I walked in on him wiping them on the handtowel. Bye Jared.

catlady4u · 2021-07-25T19:24:53+00:00

🤮

__kamikaze__ · 2021-07-25T20:45:56+00:00

I actually gagged reading this 🤢

Ericaeatscarrots · 2021-07-25T23:32:18+00:00

hE hAs sO mAnY gReAt qUaLiTiEs!

notroyaltyyet · 2021-07-25T22:22:32+00:00

I had to stop reading it, made me feel so sick.

I remember asking an ex to run a toilet brush round the toilet after his frequent bursts of explosive bowel movements thinking it was quite a reasonable request.... he totally blew up citing it wasn't even him and how dare I tell him how to live in his own house. Sigh. Fuck telling grown men how to be an adult, never again.

99power · 2021-07-26T00:07:48+00:00

I stopped reading at “31 year old man.”

mitzislippers · 2021-07-25T21:48:58+00:00

????????????????? wtf???????????????

wildlife_bee · 2021-07-25T22:08:02+00:00

Please tell me people didn’t tell her to let it go

MamaGia · 2021-07-25T22:48:54+00:00

Sincerely nearly gagged and vomitted reading this post.

lolmemberberries · 2021-07-25T21:21:19+00:00

He's a grown ass man, he knows he's being nasty. Cut him loose.

munissa · 2021-07-26T01:40:53+00:00

This is disgusting, I want to throw up when I was reading this. Hard no for me. How did she not throw him out the first time.

Novemberinthechair · 2021-07-26T06:18:33+00:00

I can't. Are you too picky? Come the fuck on! Jesus, what the fuck did her parents do to her?

Boogers every night??? Come the fuck on.

_queeeen_ · 2021-07-25T22:42:07+00:00

Wow this is a new one for me ☹️

FluffandRainclouds · 2021-07-25T23:00:07+00:00

Akinyi is that you? (From 90 Day Fiance) 😂🤮

Revy_Ur_Engines · 2021-07-26T12:44:49+00:00

She’s sleeping with the boogie man 🤣

corago513 · 2021-07-26T17:49:04+00:00

What gets me is that he's a guest in her house, so imagine what his bed looks like! I cannot.

Cultural_Training249 · 2021-07-26T12:22:54+00:00

She's asking if she's picky? She's dirty. She says it keeps happening but she keeps having sex with him. Wow, this girl is tripping

rysedg · 2021-07-26T03:05:39+00:00

I read every single comment here and laughed out loud. Wish you ladies were around me in real life 😂

Jessicajf7 · 2021-07-26T04:05:55+00:00

I got sick to my stomach just reading this. That's so disgusting and a deal breaker.

saint-jezebel · 2021-07-25T21:22:34+00:00

Me: the bar 😩 People: Where everybody knows your name? Me: 😩😩

stripesonthecouch · 2021-07-26T01:14:04+00:00

Ggggggrrrrrooooossssssssssss

imarriedmybookshelf · 2021-07-26T01:38:23+00:00

🤢🤮

7_0f_9 · 2021-07-26T05:26:33+00:00

just.... unreal... wow....

bondbeansbond · 2021-07-26T11:37:54+00:00

I’m going to throw up and pass out right now. 🤢🤢🤢

Throw his nasty ass and the whole bed away.

RabidWench · 2021-07-26T14:45:49+00:00

You 👏🏻 Already 👏🏻 Know 👏🏻 The Answer!!

No, you're not too picky. Yes, he's disgusting. Block and delete.

randomgirl34861 · 2021-07-27T05:34:11+00:00

I’d say these men are animals, but that’s not even accurate…. The semi-feral cat I adopted has never gotten a booger or bodily fluid in the bed and she’s literally a fucking wild animal with a brain that weighs less an an ounce! Please stop lowering the bar. I’m begging.

3lbsofjewelry · 2021-07-28T06:47:45+00:00

DUDE. DUUUUUUUDE. I have this thing about snot and anything coming from your nose...I will fucking barf. No question, barfing will happen. This is my worst nightmare. Just had a great night with this cool guy, wake up all sleepy-eyed and happy and then look around me and there's this dude's snot surrounding me like a tomb. I run out that bitch barfing and screaming somehow at the same time, never to be seen again. End scene.

Title	I am dying, girls.
Author	kurikuri7
Upvotes	785
Comments	63
Date	July 25, 2021 7:18 PM UTC (5 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/FemaleDatingStrategy
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/FemaleDatingStrategy/comments/orhxkw/i_am_dying_girls/
Archive Link	https://theredarchive.com/r/FemaleDatingStrategy/i-am-dying-girls.795202 https://theredarchive.com/post/795202

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