I have no words for this

StrainingMyNeurons · 2020-09-06T01:52:01+00:00

Typed while scratching his sweaty balls in mom’s basement.

ello-motto · 2020-09-06T02:28:13+00:00

That man wants other men's approval so bad, it's laughable.

I'm valid! I've slept with 9s and 10s! Look how "alpha" I am for being able to treat women like mere swappable containers for me to stick my pee pee in! Wow! I've stuck my pee pee in about 50 of them! Look how special I am!

🙄

dntbfllikeidid · 2020-09-06T02:08:44+00:00

Another Red Piller scrote. Nothing new under the sun yawn

usually_compliant · 2020-09-06T01:57:43+00:00

I dislike most Jesses

HecatesHouseCat · 2020-09-06T05:10:34+00:00

Jesse furiously typed his dating profile on his cracked sad cricket cellphone; he listened to his mom vacuum the upstairs living room. His father was still working. Jesse decided to conclude his dating profile with “I dislike most tattoos” to stick it to the entitled 19 year old emo chick across the street who only half heartily acknowledges his creepy existence after he honks and waves furiously at her. What is she even thinking????? He’s been with loads of girls! Why isn’t she jealous?

Scotsburd · 2020-09-06T03:42:58+00:00

He just wants to provoke for attention from women. When you can’t get any attention so you throw a tantrum like a toddler 👍🏼👍🏼

MagnfiqueMaleficent · 2020-09-06T04:09:15+00:00

Where did those 50 9sand 10s go? If he was any good or had the game he pretends to have, they’d be constantly coming back, begging for more.
He just advertised that there are 50 women out there who’ve tried him, wouldn’t do it again, and would not recommend.

2020-09-06T01:52:29+00:00

*you’re

berned-out · 2020-09-06T02:13:43+00:00

In case you don't get enough hate from the general public, date Jesse. He'll make sure you feel like shit ALL NIGHT LONG.

perkypancakes · 2020-09-06T02:33:50+00:00

That red pill mentality is just extreme insecurity.

Throoooowawayyyyy55 · 2020-09-06T01:45:58+00:00

We dislike you, Jesse 🙄

miloba_ · 2020-09-06T02:27:56+00:00

Wow, he doesn’t like stupid dogs? Hmm, seems like the pot’s calling the kettle black...

MonicaLSolis · 2020-09-06T03:03:27+00:00

Back off, ladies. He is mine 😍 /s

StrainingMyNeurons · 2020-09-06T02:11:08+00:00

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2020-09-06T01:43:09+00:00

Jesse is a fuck boy name

NottodayScrote · 2020-09-06T02:33:25+00:00

I really can't wait to get my tattoo,now. A nice, big one so scrotes like Jesse can cry in a river about it.

fdsonlynoscrubs · 2020-09-06T04:06:54+00:00

Why would anyone swipe on this? Probably he’s only getting cam girls and bots, and then complaining “the apps are just full of cam girls and bots.” What a limited life he has created for himself!!!

Edrina · 2020-09-06T03:07:32+00:00

Footage of Jesse after he finished writing his bio.

4E4ME · 2020-09-06T03:23:58+00:00

He's so charming, I really cannot understand why no one has snatched him up already. /s

Whateverbabe2 · 2020-09-06T02:29:06+00:00

Wow, sounds like a catch.

goblinwiseau · 2020-09-06T02:08:25+00:00

He looks like he has an ugly face and he can't even grow a beard..gross..🤢🤮

Incredible_Alligator · 2020-09-06T03:48:35+00:00

Well good thing it sounds like almost everyone who exists is a no for him. Then he can be alone and be miserable instead of spreading his misery onto someone else.

AFineDogMom · 2020-09-06T04:04:15+00:00

Gag! At least he waved those red flags right up front. Lmaooo.

Lavender_flow · 2020-09-06T09:33:19+00:00

Another reason I am so in love with my tattoo's, keeps scrotes like this at bay. So not only are they beautiful art, but they also serve as a scrote repeller!

Not only does he has a horrible "personality", he is also fugly.

Geocities_SEO_Expert · 2020-09-06T04:57:33+00:00

Swiping left for the ugly sofa alone.

RamenUndergraduate · 2020-09-06T04:25:40+00:00

That shirt does nothing for his complexion.....

myousername · 2020-09-06T05:31:28+00:00

I would set up a date with this guy over an hour drive from where he lives and not show up

Proud-Purpose · 2020-09-06T07:56:05+00:00

Why don't you guys ever post the faces of these men?

Love that cherubic, pudgy jawline with a scowling pout. Very alpha.

lilithdianara · 2020-09-06T03:28:50+00:00

He sounds like a real treat

GlitteringAdvice2020 · 2020-09-06T08:36:17+00:00

I love it when they take themselves out of the dating pool. 😍

Wait__No__What · 2020-09-06T04:39:02+00:00

Troll post

typeadhd · 2020-09-06T03:56:26+00:00

Jesus Christ. He seems like such a peach of a human /s

sarahsanchez1220 · 2020-09-06T05:22:46+00:00

I pray to god no woman matches with him.

anotherdamnloser · 2020-09-06T09:30:59+00:00

WOW I hope he gets no swipes How awful.

chatrebelle · 2020-09-06T10:46:33+00:00

Then accuses women of being shallow for not matching with him.

phulkari2784 · 2020-09-06T12:12:13+00:00

He needs therapy.

FancyHoney01 · 2020-09-06T13:50:41+00:00

He dislikes most tattoos and I dislike most men. At least he's up front about being such a POS.

dazzle158 · 2020-09-06T15:31:05+00:00

God, does literally ANYONE find this attractive?

brownbookcase · 2020-09-06T03:48:35+00:00

Maybe he should consider “bottled blonde internet pest and alpha female troll” (in the words of chloe), Tommy Lauren.

Keinweghin · 2020-09-06T06:59:09+00:00

well, seems like over 50 9s and 10s didn't want kids with him. I wonder what that means.

Kimpractical · 2020-09-06T12:27:52+00:00

Do you think he ever gets any matches?

ItsFreezen · 2020-09-06T12:34:58+00:00

He needs self reflection not a girlfriend.

Blackishcat27 · 2020-09-06T13:20:38+00:00

No doubt this guy has been brainwashed by the MGTOW cult.

madamejesaistout · 2020-09-06T13:30:44+00:00

I have a very prominent tattoo and TWO smelly dogs. Looks like I'm safe!

PinkestMango · 2020-09-06T13:50:20+00:00

The only thing you ever pulled out of was your elementary school.

pao664 · 2020-09-06T16:52:32+00:00

What a prince! He hates women, children and dogs. (I mean who hates dogs?). Dude is a mental case. Probably has homicidal tendencies too. Run.

Ningernaught · 2020-09-06T04:30:48+00:00

Maybe it's an easter egg. Plant another one, see how long it takes to surface here or go viral.🤦

figureskaterforlife · 2020-09-06T21:16:12+00:00

His name says it all.

cupcakedreamz · 2020-09-06T23:12:18+00:00

Ewww he is gross on every level🤮🤮🤮 Who the hell does he expect to match him?!

ThrowingItIntoTheSea · 2020-09-07T00:10:05+00:00

Winner winner chicken dinner!

Line starts this way, ladies!

Title	I have no words for this
Author	forgetsherpasswor
Upvotes	298
Comments	90
Date	September 6, 2020 1:39 AM UTC (5 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/FemaleDatingStrategy
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/FemaleDatingStrategy/comments/indfe4/i_have_no_words_for_this/
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