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[–]slythergin23FDS Newbie354 points355 points356 points 5 years ago (11 children) | Copy Link
says richard, who has a beard to hide his receding chin
[–]tonha_da_pamonhaFDS Apprentice64 points65 points66 points 5 years ago (8 children) | Copy Link
Fn dude I dated who always wore a hat. Guy was BALD underneath. Like left the sides like he had a neat haircut, but he was totally bald right down the middle. Found out one day when I went to see him and he wasn't wearing a hat. My face was like 😳
[–]NineOneNineOneNineFDS Newbie31 points32 points33 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Yup! I fell for a guy who was fit, he was wearing a hat and his bangs were dyed maroon. This was a ploy to make him appear younger. Mentally, he was a teenager.
Side note, he said he wanted kids. He claimed he only had one. I found out later that he had FIVE. Only one lived with him and she came on all of our dates. Very strange.
He convinced me to move in with him, then kicked me out within the week. I went to a homeless shelter, then stayed in my truck for months before realizing what had even transpired. I got played like the fool I was!
[–]getrippeddiemirinFDS Newbie19 points20 points21 points 5 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Always watch out for hatfishing lol
[–]FabulousGrandFDS Newbie11 points12 points13 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
There was a guy on either bumble or tinder asking for help on his profile. His first picture was so up close that you didn't see the top of his head... And the second was further away, again no top of the head... Forth picture in still no full headshot so I say "dude, you're bald on top aren't you?" And he claims his friends took the pictures and they are really bad at doing it and always lob his head off... Yeah, he wasn't fully bald but was so thin on top it was nearly transparent with a hairline that was retreating faster than a Frenchman in ww2. I had to convince him he was catfishing whilst he was trying to convince me that he was showing the best of himself.
[–]tonha_da_pamonhaFDS Apprentice1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Haha i like that term. Hatfishing 😂
[–]Classic500FDS Newbie16 points17 points18 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Maybe dumb question, does hat wearing cause baldness? Or do they wear hats to cover the balding? I'm leaning towards the latter but wonder if wearing hats just exacerbates the balding 😂
[–]tonha_da_pamonhaFDS Apprentice19 points20 points21 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Both! Wearing a hat too much will damage the hair and encourage thinning hair, however most guys I know who constantly wear hats are going bald, and that's their way of hiding it.
[–]werker115FDS Newbie44 points45 points46 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Lol
[–]Shearay752FDS Newbie27 points28 points29 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
What a Dick
[–]grasshoppersparrowFDS Newbie249 points250 points251 points 5 years ago (12 children) | Copy Link
Alright then men, you have to appear before us with a clean-shaven face so we can see your true facial structure. No hat either. Actually we should get a full-body view of you totally naked to make sure you have all of the qualities/characteristics that you claim to have. No hiding an inadequately-sized peepee, we need to see the goods up front before we decide to talk to you.
[–]Fickle-Confusion-594FDS Newbie113 points114 points115 points 5 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
I want to see their credit scores and STD results.
[–]ThrowawayKITTY777FDS Newbie58 points59 points60 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I'm dying laughing reading that one but then I'm all.... wait she's not wrong.
😹😹😹
Maybe I'm NOT the only person who insists on trading freshly done STD tests with a man before we have sex????
[–]AdawritesrulesFDS Disciple27 points28 points29 points 5 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
I want to see and observe that they don’t have erectile dysfunction or correctile dysfunction
[–]Fickle-Confusion-594FDS Newbie17 points18 points19 points 5 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
What’s correctile dysfunction??😹😹😹
[–]werker115FDS Newbie22 points23 points24 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Mansplaining’s new term
[–]AdawritesrulesFDS Disciple11 points12 points13 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
New phrase for mansplaining
[–]pinkdonutsprinkles4Throwaway Account28 points29 points30 points 5 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
Yes!! My STBX looks completely different without a beard and not in a good way. His OLD profile pictures are of him with a beard lol it’s almost like catfishing! Not my problem anymore though. 😂🤷🏻♀️
Edited: Misspelled word.
[–]Fickle-Confusion-594FDS Newbie11 points12 points13 points 5 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Sorry, what’s an STBX?
[–]flower-studentFDS Newbie28 points29 points30 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Soon to be ex, which I keep reading as Starbucks! ☕️
[–]Fickle-Confusion-594FDS Newbie7 points8 points9 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Ahhhhh, I also have one ;).
[–]pinkdonutsprinkles4Throwaway Account0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I forgot the H. But soon to be ex husband.
[–]huevos_and_whiskeyFDS Newbie19 points20 points21 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
No long hair either! I dated a few guys who looked absolutely gorgeous when they had long flowing hippie hair, and then they cut it and you could actually see their faces and 🤢
[–]kiksuya_FDS Newbie157 points158 points159 points 5 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
“False advertising”
Bruh I am not marketing myself to you
[–]MalloryDameFDS Apprentice32 points33 points34 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Boom!
[–]Fickle-Confusion-594FDS Newbie16 points17 points18 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
🤯waAaat
[–]FabulousGrandFDS Newbie2 points3 points4 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Shows how they see us as flesh to be brought at a meat market.
[–]MulkvisteeFDS Apprentice98 points99 points100 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I love that the kind of guy who worries about this thinks his snaggly dirty nails and cheese dick are a-ok! There's no scented smegma and crust palette for even the fakest "faker," but do go on dear incels 🙄
I have no idea what they get out of pretending normal men haven't mastered object permanence. Imagine shrieking and wondering where the IG-ready lady disappeared to just because someone washed her face 😂
[–]i2aminspired2 points 5 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link
You did NOT just say scented smegma! 🤣💥
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[–]MalloryDameFDS Apprentice54 points55 points56 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
They're not used to "real" women, they only see porn stars, models, youtubers... 🤷♀️ (I'm not trying to say girls who wear make up are not real, I wear make up all the time...)
[–]Optimal_Grapefruit_5FDS Newbie11 points12 points13 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This. Confirmed by studies. They may not know what they're looking at, but they're sure drawn to it. When you point this out, they say something like "so you admit women wear make-up for men" - boy bye. Your attention is an inevitable byproduct.
[–]pao664FDS Newbie88 points89 points90 points 5 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
My ex husband used to say that women wearing makeup are perpetuating a fraud on men. 🤢🤮
[–]littleredpartydress_FDS Newbie32 points33 points34 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Please tell me that’s why he’s your ex husband right 💀
[–]pao664FDS Newbie8 points9 points10 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
One of many reasons. Yes. 🤣
[–]ilike2snapFDS Newbie85 points86 points87 points 5 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
And when don’t wear it, they’ll say you’re not putting any effort into your appearance and how can you expect to date when you clearly don’t care how you look.
[–]Optimal_Grapefruit_5FDS Newbie10 points11 points12 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Most people who've questioned me about wearing make-up were guys, and they wouldn't let go. "Most women wear make-up" ... and? "Why don't you wear it?" I don't need it on a daily basis, I only wear it occasionally, and I like my face. "But most women-" can do whatever the fuck they want without my behavior being a reflection on theirs. Scrotes say they don't care about this stuff and prefer natural women, but they're lying.
It's kind of like they were asking how dared I not make myself more presentable for the male gaze.
[–]ilike2snapFDS Newbie2 points3 points4 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
that’s exactly what they’re asking. not wearing makeup to them must mean we don’t care about ourselves, not that we just don’t care about them.
[–]BellaMobFDS Apprentice69 points70 points71 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Meanwhile he has a hat on in every pic on OLD and a 10 year old shirtless photo.
[–]Optimal_Grapefruit_5FDS Newbie5 points6 points7 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Don't forget the sunglasses.
[–]werker115FDS Newbie41 points42 points43 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Like guys who complain about women not looking like their overly filtered pics..okay dumb dumb
[–]Dormouse_in_a_teapotFDS Newbie39 points40 points41 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
This is such odd logic considering that the majority of men want a woman’s unclothed form to be revealed to them exclusively, why isn’t makeup viewed from the same perspective?
[–]usually_compliantFDS Newbie17 points18 points19 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
That is a very interesting point!
"What do you mean, you washed your face in front of another guy?!"
[–]Maude2010FDS Newbie42 points43 points44 points 5 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
I once went out with a guy who called women “shape shifters” because of makeup and wardrobe. When I (stupidly) saw him again, I met him bare faced with wet hair and in cutoffs and a tank top. (Still looked hot af). Needless to say, he didn’t like that either. (Still tried you fuck me though). Sigh.
[–]minty-coralFDS Newbie39 points40 points41 points 5 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Men are the true shape shifters. They pretend to like you just so they can fuck you. They change their personality based on what will get them more sex. They’re gross.
[–]bunny-bunny-FDS Newbie6 points7 points8 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Yes, its projection when they say things like make up is deceptive. I dont know a single woman whose intention when wearing make up is to con men out of sex. Why would we even need to do that? We are actively trying to fend off men every second of the day. They are projecting their own deceptive nature on to us, because their attempts to get sex aren’t working and they can’t do the self reflection to understand its exactly because they are being deceptive to get sex from us.
Don’t they understand that if they and all their scrote pals are trying all these tactics to get one over on women... that maybe women don’t need to do the same to get sex? That if the only way they can get sex is to con women out of it, this means women aren’t giving it up willingly and actively don’t want sex from them?
Jeez. It must be exhausting being them, it makes me tired even thinking about it.
[–]minty-coralFDS Newbie3 points4 points5 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I never though about it this way, gosh you are so right. The amount of contradiction is too much for me, I really don't know how they live like this and think they're not ruled by their feelings.
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[–]littleredpartydress_FDS Newbie34 points35 points36 points 5 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
This one guy told me I wore “too much makeup” and my said I should be more natural like my friend. I only wore eyeliner and a light red lip stain she went for the whole face beat ( nothing wrong with that) but a nude lipstick, we both were so confused 😭😭😭
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[–]SundanceDogFDS Newbie22 points23 points24 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I was just watching a popular YouTuber. Some man in the comments section was like, "At the beginning, you can tell she's not wearing any makeup."
I was like, are you for real? Just because she's not wearing her normal false lashes, you don't think she's wearing any makeup? She had on foundation, blush, and some lip gloss. Are men really this stupid?
[–]LionorasFDS Newbie26 points27 points28 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Just today I browsed top posts on r/Instagramreality and there was a post about a woman showing the 4 stages of make-up
To be more exact: What men believe make-up is, including the infamous "I like natural beauties, aka women I don't know where make-up" quote.
I've read through the comments and boi -was that glorious!
There were
The most ironic thing about it?
I know more men that would be in desperate need of some make-up and who complain about not being able to wear it, cause "society" (again; natural make-up is fucking invincible). But then the same people complain about women using make-up.
Like c'mon!
[–]AudacityofToadsFDS Newbie11 points12 points13 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
There was a woman who posted something similar on makeupaddiction. I guess it ended up on all so the comments were full of men saying they preferred the makeupless side and that they hate makeup. They couldn't understand why they were being downvoted for commenting that on a makeup sub.
[–]virtualreality_3Throwaway Account26 points27 points28 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
But then men compare us to photoshopped and sometimes surgically enhanced models with professional hair, makeup, lighting, and styling whose 40 hour a week job it is to look good.
[–]cupittycakesFDS Newbie15 points16 points17 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This!
I get annoyed when guys are like "ew, girls who use filters" ...
Uummm wtf, every celebrity since photoshop has existed do the exact same thing and you drool all over them!!!
And as if your beards and hats and 10 year old photos aren't just as bad as some of these face altering filters!!
[–]MalloryDameFDS Apprentice33 points34 points35 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This. The amount of men who can't tell when women are wearing make up is honestly worrying... I will give them a break (lol not) with the more "natural" looks but eyeliner? 🤦♀️
[–]Fickle-Confusion-594FDS Newbie12 points13 points14 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
If you drained your IRA because someone lined their lips, idk what to tell you lmao.
[–]fim_de_semanaFDS Apprentice12 points13 points14 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
If you think my lips are naturally Coca Cola red, that’s on you.
[–]wondertargetFDS Newbie11 points12 points13 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I hate when I use OLD and it says they're 6'0 when they're really 5'5. Get outta here, lol.
[–]LadyArellanoFDS Newbie22 points23 points24 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
🤣🤣🤣
[–]MagnfiqueMaleficentFDS Newbie22 points23 points24 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Women are hiding our real faces behind makeup (rolls eyes) but men are hiding their depravity behind their Nice Guy facade. Which is worse?
[–]NovemberinthechairFDS Apprentice8 points9 points10 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I don't like it when men lie about their height or age.
[–]Confection_EfficientFDS Newbie7 points8 points9 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
THIS.
[–]AudacityofToadsFDS Newbie6 points7 points8 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
It's another one if those situations where you're damned if you do, damned if you don't. They want the perfect airbrushed face but don't want to be "lied" to. Honey I didn't lie to you, the porn you watch did. I'm gonna continue to put whatever I want on my face because their opinions obviously don't matter. 💅
So, guys that wear those platform shoes (they incels talk of wearing) are not faking their height?
[–]randomgirlimokFDS Apprentice1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
How about dating a guy for months and then he reveals a micro peen
[–]fulltwistinglayoutFDS Newbie1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Beards are the man’s contour
[–]yolosunshineFDS Newbie0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
The post quote is from Sailor J, who was perfect and hilarious when she was still uploading videos.
But this is the one it’s from:
https://youtu.be/g8-PlTq0AwE
[–]Littlebunny080FDS Newbie0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Lmfaoooo THIS is a good one, I’m stealing and sharing on insta. I just want to make them mad a little haha 😆
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