Lol

slythergin23 · 2020-10-06T17:04:16+00:00

says richard, who has a beard to hide his receding chin

grasshoppersparrow · 2020-10-06T17:07:20+00:00

Alright then men, you have to appear before us with a clean-shaven face so we can see your true facial structure. No hat either. Actually we should get a full-body view of you totally naked to make sure you have all of the qualities/characteristics that you claim to have. No hiding an inadequately-sized peepee, we need to see the goods up front before we decide to talk to you.

kiksuya_ · 2020-10-06T18:56:00+00:00

“False advertising”

Bruh I am not marketing myself to you

Mulkvistee · 2020-10-06T17:18:49+00:00

I love that the kind of guy who worries about this thinks his snaggly dirty nails and cheese dick are a-ok! There's no scented smegma and crust palette for even the fakest "faker," but do go on dear incels 🙄

I have no idea what they get out of pretending normal men haven't mastered object permanence. Imagine shrieking and wondering where the IG-ready lady disappeared to just because someone washed her face 😂

MalloryDame · 2020-10-06T18:28:55+00:00

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pao664 · 2020-10-06T17:21:57+00:00

My ex husband used to say that women wearing makeup are perpetuating a fraud on men. 🤢🤮

ilike2snap · 2020-10-06T17:52:37+00:00

And when don’t wear it, they’ll say you’re not putting any effort into your appearance and how can you expect to date when you clearly don’t care how you look.

BellaMob · 2020-10-06T17:36:09+00:00

Meanwhile he has a hat on in every pic on OLD and a 10 year old shirtless photo.

werker115 · 2020-10-06T18:13:03+00:00

Like guys who complain about women not looking like their overly filtered pics..okay dumb dumb

Dormouse_in_a_teapot · 2020-10-06T18:58:58+00:00

This is such odd logic considering that the majority of men want a woman’s unclothed form to be revealed to them exclusively, why isn’t makeup viewed from the same perspective?

Maude2010 · 2020-10-06T20:30:01+00:00

I once went out with a guy who called women “shape shifters” because of makeup and wardrobe. When I (stupidly) saw him again, I met him bare faced with wet hair and in cutoffs and a tank top. (Still looked hot af). Needless to say, he didn’t like that either. (Still tried you fuck me though). Sigh.

littleredpartydress_ · 2020-10-06T20:13:46+00:00

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Lionoras · 2020-10-06T23:09:13+00:00

Just today I browsed top posts on r/Instagramreality and there was a post about a woman showing the 4 stages of make-up

To be more exact: What men believe make-up is, including the infamous "I like natural beauties, aka women I don't know where make-up" quote.

I've read through the comments and boi -was that glorious!

There were

men that kept insisting they knew the difference -only to be proven wrong
men that blamed women for wearing make-up
> YoU jUSt NEEd A gOoD sKINCaRE thaN yOu LoOk PretTY
men that argued the last panel (completely without any make-up) is a different person
-> "It's her mom!"
-> no it's really her, you proved her point
and of course: men that got mad that make-up was "a trap"

The most ironic thing about it?

I know more men that would be in desperate need of some make-up and who complain about not being able to wear it, cause "society" (again; natural make-up is fucking invincible). But then the same people complain about women using make-up.

Like c'mon!

virtualreality_3 · 2020-10-06T23:15:32+00:00

But then men compare us to photoshopped and sometimes surgically enhanced models with professional hair, makeup, lighting, and styling whose 40 hour a week job it is to look good.

MalloryDame · 2020-10-06T19:36:32+00:00

This. The amount of men who can't tell when women are wearing make up is honestly worrying... I will give them a break (lol not) with the more "natural" looks but eyeliner? 🤦‍♀️

Fickle-Confusion-594 · 2020-10-06T22:18:15+00:00

If you drained your IRA because someone lined their lips, idk what to tell you lmao.

fim_de_semana · 2020-10-06T23:39:54+00:00

If you think my lips are naturally Coca Cola red, that’s on you.

wondertarget · 2020-10-07T03:46:52+00:00

I hate when I use OLD and it says they're 6'0 when they're really 5'5. Get outta here, lol.

LadyArellano · 2020-10-06T16:59:46+00:00

🤣🤣🤣

MagnfiqueMaleficent · 2020-10-06T22:19:27+00:00

Women are hiding our real faces behind makeup (rolls eyes) but men are hiding their depravity behind their Nice Guy facade. Which is worse?

Novemberinthechair · 2020-10-07T04:52:29+00:00

I don't like it when men lie about their height or age.

Confection_Efficient · 2020-10-06T22:05:09+00:00

THIS.

AudacityofToads · 2020-10-07T06:24:06+00:00

It's another one if those situations where you're damned if you do, damned if you don't. They want the perfect airbrushed face but don't want to be "lied" to. Honey I didn't lie to you, the porn you watch did. I'm gonna continue to put whatever I want on my face because their opinions obviously don't matter. 💅

FabulousGrand · 2020-10-07T09:57:31+00:00

So, guys that wear those platform shoes (they incels talk of wearing) are not faking their height?

randomgirlimok · 2020-10-07T12:07:29+00:00

How about dating a guy for months and then he reveals a micro peen

fulltwistinglayout · 2020-10-07T12:54:58+00:00

Beards are the man’s contour

yolosunshine · 2020-10-06T18:29:56+00:00

The post quote is from Sailor J, who was perfect and hilarious when she was still uploading videos.

But this is the one it’s from:

https://youtu.be/g8-PlTq0AwE

Littlebunny080 · 2020-10-07T15:38:03+00:00

Lmfaoooo THIS is a good one, I’m stealing and sharing on insta. I just want to make them mad a little haha 😆

Title	Lol
Author	greatnesdbyamu
Upvotes	1689
Comments	70
Date	October 6, 2020 4:40 PM UTC (5 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/FemaleDatingStrategy
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