This wealthy 38M has strict requirements for the privilege of dating him. Too many to post, but “female applicants” must answer ALL questions (A-Z) to even be considered. It’s written like a business proposal, but I’ve seen less strict RFP’s in sales 🤣

CoolMelonade · 2020-01-21T02:08:42+00:00

Only 18-20 and he’s near 40? Men really think these dating apps are like pornhub and they can just pull up a category of women. Furthermore - why are all his items that make him a “catch” just saying “he’s not like the other guys on here”? There’s nothing good about him Stand alone? Crazy.

PunnyPrinter · 2020-01-21T01:36:44+00:00

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jalapenopancakes · 2020-01-21T01:48:08+00:00

Thirty eight years old and chasing high schoolers.

I bet he looks like an ogre.

PunnyPrinter · 2020-01-21T01:37:21+00:00

I have no words. What self-proclaimed chill, easy going person would even think to write this up?

LadyHormoneMonster · 2020-01-21T02:08:22+00:00

Growing up, my best friend's dad was an egomaniacal surgeon who thought he deserved the cream of the crop in female suitors despite being 1) hideous and 2) even more annoying than he was hideous. I remember him saying that he wouldn't date a woman over a size 8. Five years later, I found out I wore a size 10. I remember being glad that men like him didn't like women like me.

ralviee · 2020-01-21T02:11:09+00:00

What kills me is he spends half his “why I’m the catch” section on things he lacks. Like ??? The absence of a negative trait does not equal the presence of a positive one.

Even if we ignore the other bullshit, he’s clearly oblivious to what constitutes a “catch” to begin with. Physical appearance and something incredibly vague like “chill dude” tells your audience nothing. What do you do as a hobby? Do you like dogs? Why is physical health and appearance so important to you yet you shit on mental and emotional health? (I ask because he has issues you can see from space, let’s be real here.)

Just... the breathtakingly awful scene here, it almost makes you lose faith in humanity.

2020-01-21T05:10:29+00:00

"I'm not like the other men!!!!"

"I have a pornified fantasy of barely legal women!!!"

🙄🙄🙄🙄

kasurimethi · 2020-01-21T01:40:25+00:00

Lemme guess, he likes it when his teenage girlfriend calls him Daddy

thewetdog_ · 2020-01-21T01:24:54+00:00

Damn I’m 160 lb 🤷🏼‍♀️

bloompth · 2020-01-21T01:53:36+00:00

“I’m chill”

Proceeds to write a list of questions longer than every country’s citizenship exam

gooeybooeyx · 2020-01-21T01:26:42+00:00

Sounds more like he’s trying to kidnap someone 😂

2020-01-21T01:41:28+00:00

All these requirements just to snag up a post wall scrote. Lol.

LadyHormoneMonster · 2020-01-21T02:05:28+00:00

he doesn't have any gray hairs because he's bald

ny-lady · 2020-01-21T02:12:02+00:00

Yet Ive slept with 100 women and a walking wart spreader but you much be a perfect virgin.

turquoiseblues · 2020-01-21T02:32:11+00:00

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Datonecatladyukno · 2020-01-21T03:25:20+00:00

18-24!!!! That’s all I needed to know. He needs 14 years younger MINIMUM so these poor girls Can be tricked by him. At least he’s making it easy to spot his worthlessness

ellaC97 · 2020-01-21T02:08:38+00:00

I fit his criteria and also I come from Al well off family, so I don't need his money. Tell me again why should I date a 38 old guy with saggy balls?

MaizeMalaise · 2020-01-21T04:40:06+00:00

This is revolting 🤢🤮. I almost downvoted before I checked and realized that this is someone else's profile.

I hope no woman falls prey to him. I guarantee he's controlling and abusive which is why he set his age to younger women who may not know any better/not have enough self-esteem to see through his bullshit.

ivy176 · 2020-01-21T05:28:25+00:00

What a loser. With how specific he is.. you could still be an alcoholic, crack addict, anorexic, have certain serious types of mental illness... but so long as you're a teenager and under 130 lbs it's all good. Wanting someone he's old enough to have fathered is unhealthy.

blk_grl_lvl_up · 2020-01-21T08:03:38+00:00

I cannot wait for the day the collective of women have high self esteem so men like this can die alone. Too many pick me chicks and girls with low self esteem make these men think their worth anything. 😪

LadyHormoneMonster · 2020-01-21T04:15:27+00:00

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blackopium777 · 2020-01-21T01:29:31+00:00

What a catch he is. I hope he ends up alone.

sporadicbliss · 2020-01-21T02:54:10+00:00

Must be between 18 and 24. Of course.

So gross.

(And now that I’m in my mid 30s, naturally I mostly attract the attention of the AARP set)

reversetwinkiexx · 2020-01-21T02:01:14+00:00

Exactly how wealthy is this man to be so demanding? And why is he constantly comparing himself to other guys?

Acts1v8 · 2020-01-21T03:57:50+00:00

Oh no I'm 25! I'm too old 😭😭😭 Please make an exception for me I don't think I could live with myself if I let you slip away! /S

Blackishcat27 · 2020-01-21T02:22:28+00:00

Uum if a girl is six feet tall and weighs that little she has an eating disorder. He's an absolute moron!

AverageToHot · 2020-01-21T06:11:57+00:00

Nowhere in his post does it outline why he’s a catch.

supremelyparanoid · 2020-01-21T01:34:47+00:00

What a complete and total loser LVM

LadyHormoneMonster · 2020-01-21T03:29:27+00:00

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Strange-Blueberry · 2020-01-21T03:27:41+00:00

Wow, this romantic gentleman is willing to put up with my age (23). I feel so lucky.

OneOnionBhaji · 2020-01-21T07:20:53+00:00

So, I ran metric conversions. The 144lbs absolute maximum seems especially (!) weird. a 145lb person is less than half a kilo of a bridge too far? I know it's just controlling weirdness on his part, but how would he know a woman is ruinously embiggened?

GlitterLoveAngel · 2020-01-21T05:31:52+00:00

Imagine if a woman did this. People would lose it.

Black_Barbie97 · 2020-01-21T05:38:18+00:00

He has to mention the amount of things he has that other men don’t have uuurh WEIRDO

theghettogirl · 2020-01-21T02:18:11+00:00

That's going to be a no from me dawg.

Connecticut06482 · 2020-01-21T02:21:52+00:00

He can go kick rocks. What an asshole. I am prayingggggg that he doesn’t have anyone responding to this garbage.

wowthispostissad · 2020-01-21T03:30:13+00:00

Lmao men are so damn entitled. Give them a little money and they go insane.

PoorPlainObscure · 2020-01-21T11:21:27+00:00

How tacky...

alabastercrimson · 2020-01-21T02:28:58+00:00

How long did it even take this guy to write all of this nonsense? Who has the time for this? Any normal person would quickly see all of that and instantly next him.

N2Gen · 2020-01-21T05:40:39+00:00

Ahahaha. I love reading this shit from these clowns.

Jolyne_Cujoh_100 · 2020-01-21T05:42:08+00:00

This dude is GROSS, he's that stupid guy who searches for the "perfect girl"

gooeybooeyx · 2020-01-21T12:37:38+00:00

And keep her in his underground basement... so he will need to fit her with clothes her size because you know she must be sexy for him and him alone 😒

dalia-chan · 2020-01-21T16:08:00+00:00

But remember that women are the picky gender!! They are vain and shallow while men are the real romantics 😂

idiosyncraticg1 · 2020-01-21T12:52:38+00:00

Which app is this on??? Wtf?

snail-post · 2020-01-21T17:21:35+00:00

Wow, a nothing like him and then such requirements. Almoast like a puff daddy. Or are they called pimps?

Mental-Pineapple · 2020-01-21T04:09:21+00:00

Is this a job cuz...

_HEDONISM_BOT · 2020-01-21T20:20:34+00:00

"unlike a lot of the other guys on here"

Somebody's feeling threatened by 20 something year old men outcompeting his rich ass for young 20 something women.

cherieblosum · 2020-01-22T04:37:55+00:00

This guys more thorough than my doctor.

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