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JosephfromAandA · 2022-07-25T17:49:13+00:00

That's an invitation, not a tease. Accept it if your sexually interested (which your GILF implies).

Mo3 · 2022-07-25T19:12:02+00:00

I don't think a woman could become any more direct and clear. WTF

dragonchaser2685 · 2022-07-25T19:25:02+00:00

Some of yall attraction radars are way off. Could have a girl saying "I want to fuck you" and be like "what does she mean by that?"

TheBurningStag13 · 2022-07-25T18:26:56+00:00

Hey man, if you’re into her, I wouldn’t pass on this.

Mshalopd1 · 2022-07-25T22:28:00+00:00

Yeah you can't really tell here, she might just be being nice because she's Canadian. Best to keep your wits about you and keep looking for signs that she's into you.

MembershipPlus2082 · 2022-07-25T18:41:15+00:00

she used "cum" and "hard" in her texts? Ask if you need to bring some lub for the yoga mattress or it's already wet

great_account · 2022-07-25T18:09:38+00:00

Jeeze 54 is Gilf age? If you wanna, then do it.

vscrmusic · 2022-07-25T21:03:11+00:00

smell nine desert doll cobweb six disgusting sugar ad hoc aback this message was mass deleted/edited with redact.dev

ActionEve · 2022-07-25T22:15:45+00:00

Are you a stupid fuck

TEC-917 · 2022-07-25T18:19:40+00:00

Can I accept?

DigLucky3112 · 2022-07-25T19:21:10+00:00

Time to Fuck

poly_nerdy_panda · 2022-07-25T19:00:22+00:00

hahah got to love older women they know what they want just go over and fuck her and invite a friend over after to take his turn lol

kathruins · 2022-07-25T19:58:18+00:00

what the fuck

IdeaActionUtterance · 2022-07-25T20:25:57+00:00

My guy how tf do you think she’s just teasing you

Not_on_a_log · 2022-07-25T22:41:16+00:00

What’s wrong with you? Why do you need to ask this question. You say you’re 40…this is something an 18 year old would ask

CanUnusual8729 · 2022-07-25T19:21:02+00:00

Could she be any more obvious? Lol if you want to then do it. Older women are typically more direct like that

neversleeps212 · 2022-07-25T21:33:18+00:00

Man stop asking the internet how to live your life. Do you want some vintage pussy? If you do, go get it. If not, pass. This isn’t that deep.

daddysgotanew · 2022-07-25T19:51:16+00:00

If she looks like the average 54 year old I’d probably pass but I’m in my 30’s and still fuck mostly 20 somethings so

MywarUK · 2022-07-25T17:56:20+00:00

Id ask what time Im wanted over.

Cantsleepperson · 2022-07-25T22:42:29+00:00

Have fun. Bring protection and disinfectant

Pedalcrunch · 2022-07-25T17:44:31+00:00

Say you're interested but would be ashamed with the other people there. Not sure if that would work?

couldnotd3cide · 2022-07-25T18:29:39+00:00

Ask her what time it’s taking place so that you can know

Comfortable-Unit-897 · 2022-07-25T21:29:41+00:00

Bring a leash, for that Downward dog!

FungusTheClown · 2022-07-25T22:39:13+00:00

Bitch you know what this means. You're just here to brag about getting propositioned lol

HawaiianPunchDrunk · 2022-07-25T23:06:40+00:00

🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮 This is the worst thing I’ve ever read on so many levels, no cap. Thought this was a post in r/copypasta at first. Now i’m just hoping it’s some kind of parody/satire/bait.

Cave_dweller123 · 2022-07-25T19:35:03+00:00

That sounds like an invitation

Long-Review-1861 · 2022-07-25T20:25:23+00:00

Not sure how she could make it more obvious 😂

Long-Review-1861 · 2022-07-25T20:26:02+00:00

Also post some pics of her

Lit-Up · 2022-07-25T21:50:40+00:00

Why the fuck would you want to fuck a 54 year old? Unless you have some weird oedipus complex and a fetish for varicose veins, loose skin and droopy body organs?

hookedonfonicsmunky · 2022-07-25T19:19:55+00:00

Earl_Hungus · 2022-07-25T19:36:33+00:00

Enjoy! Sounds like she’s got plans for you.

Furaskjoldr · 2022-07-25T19:43:00+00:00

Wait what, that's so not a tease lol she's directly asking you

OriginalPostrSociety · 2022-07-25T19:43:56+00:00

She’s obviously trying to fuck you. If you’re down then what are you waiting for lol

insten43 · 2022-07-25T19:46:00+00:00

You better go

Subject-Craft5870 · 2022-07-25T19:53:15+00:00

A woman can never be more clear and direct with you and so few ever are. So if you’re into it -reply yes and go join her! Have fun!

motherseffinjones · 2022-07-25T20:59:15+00:00

Go for it lol I’m sure you won’t regret it

Velociraptor2018 · 2022-07-25T21:15:35+00:00

Please tell me you made a downward dog pun

cronasminate · 2022-07-25T21:23:35+00:00

Ask her if she's the person who write all those annoying porn ads

Effective_Unit_711 · 2022-07-25T21:34:17+00:00

As heard on something about Mary, clear the pipes ahead of time my man!

metalion420 · 2022-07-25T21:41:31+00:00

Hell yea

SergeantWea · 2022-07-25T22:08:11+00:00

is this a shitpost

Booster93 · 2022-07-25T22:12:39+00:00

OP is trolling

jackedsoon · 2022-07-25T22:15:11+00:00

how more special can you be to second guess what she means

Aktive_IV · 2022-07-25T22:15:52+00:00

Oldest chicc I’ve been w was 42 & I was 26 at the time lol now I’m 27, if that was a text to me I’d be all over it no second guessing what she meant be it

rmarden · 2022-07-25T22:19:11+00:00

I think she wants to play chess.

ryandiy · 2022-07-25T22:19:47+00:00

Sounds like she really wants to play Yahtzee. You should suggest that instead.

caesarfecit · 2022-07-25T22:20:58+00:00

I'm half convinced posts like these are troll posts. Poe's Law, this thread is for you.

FlavoredButtHair · 2022-07-25T22:32:22+00:00

Oh yea,I'd totally go. I mean if you wanna stay home,I'll take your place.

Perfect_War5446 · 2022-07-25T22:45:29+00:00

SHEESH 🔥

r1bb1tTheFrog · 2022-07-25T23:12:22+00:00

Is she Canadian?

ogb2342 · 2022-07-25T23:15:49+00:00

OP she wants the D now can we get an update??

Sharkyazra · 2022-07-25T23:32:31+00:00

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fnamazin · 2022-07-25T23:45:00+00:00

Haha he’s bragging. It’s clearly obvious what she wants/means. Come on bro.. why even post this?

LeaderOfWolves · 2022-07-25T23:58:24+00:00

I'd put her to the ultimate test see what a gilf can handle ahaha

Health077 · 2022-07-26T00:12:22+00:00

Say yes. And send ms

caesar_wilhelmus · 2022-07-26T00:13:38+00:00

Do it

jayjonas1996 · 2022-07-26T00:15:27+00:00

Your next post should be on r/GoneWildStories

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Date	July 25, 2022 5:39 PM UTC (4 years ago)
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