What are your fastest hook up stories?

donkeypunched · 2021-08-21T00:57:26+00:00

Was in Madrid one summer when the city shut down a couple blocks in celebration of some religious holiday and everyone drank and partied in the streets.

I was with a group and turned around, saw a cute Spanish girl and started talking to her. 5-10 minutes later her guy friend in broken English leans over and tells me “you fuck her tonight.” Best wingman ever. She took me to her apartment maybe 30-45 min later. What an absolute legend her friend was, will always remember that one.

Narcan9 · 2021-08-20T21:22:44+00:00

It was my second ever college party, I went with 2 of my friends, one of whom was a girl. 20 minutes in she taps on my shoulder and tells un me that this girl keeps checking me out and she points to this cute girl in my philosophy class. So I go up to her and make some small talk about the class and then she asks if I want to get out of there, we went back to my room and the rest is history. This was actually the night I lost my virginity and I thought damn is it always gonna be this easy but sadly not lol.

-BiG_T- · 2021-08-21T03:21:36+00:00

Replied to her story photo of her in her party outfit. Second message I sent was "marry me" third message was address confirmation.

Lost my virginity that night.

hunkyboy46511 · 2021-08-21T00:25:30+00:00

In college around 1980, I bought a case of Heineken and took it to my buddy’s off-campus house one Saturday afternoon. Just dropped in, didn’t plan this.

Not counting myself, there were 7 people there - 3 couples and an unattached female whose birthday they were celebrating. The only person I already knew was my pal who lived there. The other six were visiting from his hometown and another college.

Within minutes of my arrival, someone started a cake fight, after which the birthday girl headed for the bathroom to shower and get the cake out of her hair. I asked her if I could join her and she was happy to oblige. She faced me as she undressed and my eyes were ready to bug out. We got right to it in that shower.

Half an hour later all 8 of us were naked on my buddy’s waterbed. It was my first and only orgy.

I never saw that girl again, but I’d have liked to. We sure had fun!

oldtrafford87 · 2021-08-21T05:43:56+00:00

I'm pretty sure I have one of the slowest hook up stories. I was a Virgin until I got married at age 27.

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SenorTonto · 2021-08-20T20:46:12+00:00

I walk in the club. Within 10 minutes a girl grabs me. We start making out heavy. 10 minutes later I take her to a hotel and smash.

Another girl, I approach her on the beach. We talk for about 15 minutes. I go buy a 40oz across the street and bring her back one(she paid for hers) and we chat some more. I part ways with her after maybe 40 minutes. 10 minutes later she hits me on Instagram asking "hey you wanna fuck" and we go back to my hotel 😉

kylefofyle · 2021-08-20T21:49:51+00:00

Here to even it out and let y’all know I don’t have one

10000ColdNights · 2021-08-20T19:45:35+00:00

One time I was lit at a bar a chick told me she was a preschool teacher, I said I think preschool is hot (I stole that from a movie btw), we started making out, went back to my place, banged and she left when I went to the bathroom. Perfection.

JayVR__ · 2021-08-20T21:43:30+00:00

My buddy walked up to me at the bar with 2 girls and said they wanna go back to their place. So 10 mins?

omegam4n · 2021-08-20T22:11:04+00:00

This is cool. But I gotta say, some of these stories seem a little sus...

RealHumanBeing2020 · 2021-08-20T23:31:46+00:00

Matched on Bumble. Met up for a walk in the park so I could ensure she wasn’t a psycho. Walked for five minutes and then we drove in my car to a nearby bar. Drank some beers and then went to my place and smashed. So in total, met a girl and 2 hours later we fucked.

pua_max · 2021-08-20T19:27:35+00:00

~2 hours from daytime approach -> her place

thiago6tward · 2021-08-20T21:06:40+00:00

Met a girl at a frat party visiting another school, after the party we had to go our separate ways with our respective friends so we went to a church (of all places) and fucked in the stairwell. Probably took 60-90 minutes

pikecat · 2021-08-21T06:46:49+00:00

I was leaving a club and going down the stairs, when I saw one of my friends on the landing talking to 2 girls. I stopped to chat a bit and 10 minutes later we getting in a taxi to go to my place.

7 days later I did her friend too.

RoddyChooch · 2021-08-20T21:49:38+00:00

How can one man have so many heroes?

Maybe hero is a strong word, but on these occasions gentlemen, you were superhuman power fuckers

MentalCelOmega · 2021-08-21T02:06:58+00:00

It happened so suddenly. We were just walking around the city while talking. Afterwards, we headed over to beach and watched the sunset. It was such a great experience.

And then I woke up from my dream.

Legitimate-Lies · 2021-08-20T19:28:38+00:00

Met girl at bar> “hey I like your tattoos and hair can I touch them?”> touched a lot more than that like maybe an hour after rhat

ItsaVibeman · 2021-08-21T00:02:42+00:00

Within a few hours of meeting this girl at my buddies places, we fucked 3 times in his basement.

Rionic · 2021-08-21T04:10:43+00:00

All I remember was that I was fucking a girl I had never seen and then I woke up with a stain in my pants

Kommoncents1 · 2021-08-20T22:42:18+00:00

Lmao back in my college town there was a girl walking around outside my house looking for a guy’s place she was supposed to be going to. She knew my roommate who I was with (cheating I know) and we all started talking. Within 20 minutes her and I were having sex.

Funniest part was a couple weeks later me and my roommate were at a bar and he points at a girl and says “look who it is”. I follow with, “who’s that?” - not knowing the girl he’s pointing at. He loses it laughing and tells me it’s the girl I banged from outside our house. I legitimately didn’t interact with her long enough to remember her distinctly lol

thegreyone3000 · 2021-08-21T06:30:13+00:00

In 2013 I was at a house party. There was a girl I knew and I said to her, go upstairs to X’s room. So she did, I followed. The police were in the house just as we was going up, clearing people it, the part was over. We managed to sneak past it all and as people were leaving, she asked why we are up here as I closed the door behind me. Naturally I started eating her face right there and then it happened… the deed was done, opener to finishing the lay in less than 10 minutes flat. The light was on, curtains partly open for the entire party to see from outside, partly at least. (They only saw a leg and other parts, wasn’t the entire show, thankfully lol) It was summer and the window was also open, so I heard some people yell “SOMEONES SHAGGING LOOK!” 🤣🤣🤣

cx0618 · 2021-08-20T23:10:05+00:00

In a club, I see a girl at the bar, walk up, grab her hand, squeeze her arms, start joking/flirting. Within 15 seconds, we are making out. Go dancing for 2 minutes on the dance floor, out of the club within 5-8 minutes. Back to my place (a block away) in 5 minutes, and head in bed right in the door. Probably 15 minutes in total from meeting to being inside of her. This is pretty much my night game routine but definitely one of the faster pulls, there’s other ones like 20-30 minutes, but I’m still actively trying to beat my record.

Nouseriously · 2021-08-21T01:24:20+00:00

Met a girl daydrinking on South Padre Island. She'd just been dumped. I left her ex a voicemail telling him what a great time she was having on Spring Break, then we went back to my condo & had sex. She stole my tshirt.

2021-08-21T04:20:19+00:00

Saw a cute girl at target, just said fuck it and asked for her number, couple days later I hit her up we, we went to the movies got high and then headed back to my place.

Spartacus_97 · 2021-08-21T10:41:39+00:00

Damn seeing all these makes me feel like an idiot

jamesjoystick · 2021-08-21T06:21:33+00:00

I was actually having a semi-professional meeting in a bar with a much older man. Drunk flirty girl interrupts us every now and then until the other guy with a smirk on his face says we should continue the meeting some other time as this girl clearly wants something from me. As soon as the guy's out, girl is indeed back, starts making out with me, drags me to the bathroom where she blows me. Halfway in she tells me she's here with an Australian guy from her hostel. She wants to be fucked by two guys and asks if I'd be up for it. Not knowing where to go (as I was back then still living with my parents and the dorm room in the hostel didn't seem like a good place either) we ended up in the local park. Night ended as police showed up as they were called since people heard weird screaming from the park. Luckily or clothes were already back on. Definitely my fastest and craziest hookup ever.

Odd_Chemical_2066 · 2021-08-21T03:18:38+00:00

Met a chick at radio shack who a friend knew back in 2005. We hit it off immediately. Traded numbers, met Up at the bar later that night and went back to her parents placed and fucked all over her house all night while they where asleep. Never heard from or saw her again.

Taro8383 · 2021-08-21T07:41:41+00:00

Working as front desk on a hotel, checking done and I show her the room, playfully she pushes me, I grab her and throw her to the bed.

From hello, to that moment maybe 10 minutes passed.

2021-08-21T04:33:08+00:00

Bar in the East Villa NYC…girl named Kelly overheard me talking to a friend about his relationship and came up to get into the convo. She was clearly into me, my buddy went to the restroom 10 minutes after she came up, she and I started making out, my buddy came out and saw it and immediately just went home. I came on her face in the bar bathroom 20 minutes later. She bought ME an Uber home. I miss you, Kelly!

FlatDistance5 · 2021-08-21T06:15:18+00:00

4 years ago Met a girl at her job she was working for Panera bread. I was deep into a daygame session. She was working the counter said She was cute along with some other shit I don’t remember. Told her I was there studying, she came and joined me on her break. She clocked out we walked around about 30 min. Told her she should come over so we could “watch a movie later” she agreed. 3 hours later she came over, one hour after that my dick was in her mouth

TheSunshineMan · 2021-08-20T22:06:11+00:00

Hallway Game

Deleted - you snooze you lose..

I'll probably delete this comment in a few hours - as it's just way too damn effective.

Fastest hookups..

Tinder + Bumble - 30-60 minutes.

Cruise ships - lots of times - 5 minutes

Meeting girls in hotels - 5 minutes

Gas station - F in the car - 10 minutes

Daygame - less than an hour - quite a few times - perfect logistics

House parties - quite a few times - 30-60 minutes

Probably missing some..

If you have the right approach - have good game - push for quick sex - have lots of interactions - have good logistics - quick sex in under 60 minutes is somewhat easily obtainable.

EffectArtistic · 2021-08-21T00:46:13+00:00

At a bar im 58. 25 year old next stool leaving for boot camp tomorrow long story short we fucked in my truck within 30 minutes

undefeated19 · 2021-08-20T21:26:26+00:00

Big hoss I know just got dome from a chick in a porta potty at the barn after an hour of talking on the barn line. Sheeeeeiiitt.

RocketMan6c · 2021-08-21T00:11:10+00:00

Was in small packed bar. Walking threw crowd after getting drink from bar, attractive chick puts her arm around my neck and pulls my head in. Asks me if I want to go in the bathroom and fuck. They have the single room lock the door bathrooms so this would be possible. She seemed serious and wanted to say let's do it, but told her no, I'm hear with my gf. She said, "That's okay, I'm hear with my husband." Told her that be fucked up and that I'm not gonna cheat on my gf. She then got pissed at me and said some obscenities don't remember. If I didn't have no cheat policy would of been my fastest hookup.

brucebruce2016 · 2021-08-21T00:46:09+00:00

Went to a house party grab a drink ... Girl walks over says I choose you sits on my lap. We make out for a few. I pick her up throw her over my shoulder and carry her out side. We continue making out out side ... I take her to my place where we continue br escalate. Smash!

kikikgftyh · 2021-08-21T08:21:46+00:00

Female friend, call her V had a bday party at her place, was busy studying for uni so ended up going at 2am. Party was 15-20 people almost dead everybody high out of their minds and i was tired af, told her happy bday and that il sleep at her place if she dont mind.

Big apartment with 2 double beds and 2 couches that turn to beds so i knew there was space and she wouldnt let her bum friends sleep there. She told me i could but il have to share the bed. I was like kk its a double bed and the place can accomodate 8 people so we gucci and im more than comfortable to share with another dude. Or so i thought at the moment, didnt really pay attention to other people and was too tired to be social, ignored everyone grabbed her brother and chilled outside on the balcony.

We end up smoking a joint and we melt like butter on the chairs outside. 3am no sleep zone people are pretty much gone and im more than ready to head to bed. I assumed i was sleeping with her brother, we went back inside and he crashed on the couch im like cool i look around and theres 4 other people including V, 2 girls and a guy, realize i dont know the second girl(call her M) so im like she must be a friend from V's uni.

Still maintining antisocial vibe so didnt even bother introducing my self to M, told V goodnight hugged her and before i could leave she told me id be sharing the bed with M. Turn to M say whatsup told her playfully im hogging both pillows to build comfort as i wasnt planning to fuck that night, giggles a bit and as im walking to our room she tells me il be joining you in a minute.

In bed only in my boxers and a minute later she comes in bed too. Next thing i know im blubbering some bs for like 2 minutes and out of nowhere she puts her leg over mine and starts jacking me off. I was so high i couldnt see that coming from a mile away. Ended up fucking her quitely for an hour and a half.

All in all from the time i said hi to her to when i was inside her maybe 5 minutes tops. Great girl woke up next day she was gone ended up hooking up once more at her place a few weeks later.

djdante · 2021-08-21T08:44:39+00:00

My fastest ever was in a bar in Sydney - I passed a cute girl who said to her friend I'm French ("he's cute") assuming reasonably that I wouldn't speak French. To which I said in French, "thank you, you're pretty hot too". She looked shy and embarassedz then started making out with me. 5 minutes later we were in a cubicle I'm in the women's bathrooms having awkward sex. 0 skill involved. Sometimes these things just happen

Nervous-Bench8090 · 2021-08-21T18:53:39+00:00

Walking on the strip in Vegas. A street performer stopped dancing, stared me in the eye, walked up to me and gave me the nicest hug of my life. Asked me for my number, texted me 2 hrs later after he was done performing and came right to my hotel room and we fucked.

TheRealAlkemyst · 2021-08-21T23:40:30+00:00

I have a lot, many of my relationships were first meet sex.

Hard to put it in text, but if you excite them the dividends are great.

I like to dance and I have found that is one of the best ways to open things up.

Daunt02 · 2021-08-20T19:06:12+00:00

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Stevpie · 2021-08-20T19:52:38+00:00

I'm not expert but I had a pull from night game that took about an hour. Closed in the car.

Charge36 · 2021-08-20T20:06:44+00:00

Absolute fastest was a random girl I met while waiting for a cab in Chicago. She hopped in after a few minutes of talking, and after a few more minutes making out on the rooftop, we went and banged. We both were pretty drunk. Maybe an hour or two tops for the whole thing.

Another time I said hello to a group of girls having drinks on a sidewalk patio. Rode in a fire truck with them to a drag cabaret, ended up making out with one after and proposed we go to my place. She obliged. This was more like 3 to 4 hours but still a same night meet to lay.

Kidcouger · 2021-08-20T21:14:38+00:00

Was at a club in Vegas and lost my friends, Asked this girl if she’s seen them and we ended up making out 5 minutes later

And took her back to the room

neoda1 · 2021-08-21T05:54:35+00:00

Quickest way I got laid idk how it even got to that point was so left field, bar was closing down and I saw this girl all by herself, I was drunk so idc I’m like I’ll approach, so I walked up and said how is a cute girl like you all here all by yourself??? Must be with someone. And she said no and I’m like let’s hit next spot, just a bar close by that closes later, we walk over get 1 beer dude and we barley talked just lusted each other and I was like yo I’ll grab a Uber now back home?? And she said yes and I started to finger her in the car and she just pushed in that way too I didn’t make to crazy moves , I’m like wtf I’m fingering this girl in random dudes car right now, I know I’m get laid tonight, and got home and the shit went down , did our thing and yeah dropped her off home in a couple hours shit was getting late I didn’t want her to sleep over lol, but quickest hook up ever and only one time ever and never again since, I got lucky as fuck . Maybe her friends left her or some shit but yea…

chonos03 · 2021-08-21T01:31:54+00:00

I don’t know man, sounds like bullshit to me. No woman act like that.

The_GOAT27 · 2021-08-20T22:54:56+00:00

This one time at my mates party. I was pretty drunk and I can only remember small snippets of it. This girl showed up, we both locked eyes and stared at each other, we moved closer and next thing I know, we were hooking up. I didn't know this girl at all, first time I met her but I'll say we started making out in the first 30 seconds of meeting each other. After that, my mate told me we disappeared for an hour.

Later on, I remember my mate came up to me and asked me if that was my GF. I was like "nah I just met her" he was shocked cause he seen everything unravel Cause I got in there so quickly.

kettlebell_workout · 2021-08-20T22:59:24+00:00

One hour after approach during day game.

vfhd · 2021-08-21T04:17:28+00:00

I was measuring my meat later I was beating it and woke up drenched wet

creditedgong · 2021-08-21T07:41:52+00:00

I went to a party, went to bed early on this shit ass little foam mattress

Woke up and this chick was in my bed, got hard immediately and she pushed into my dick

So I plowed her at like 4 am left for work at 530

She ended up on fentanyl and died so it’s a little weird to me but still the easiest tap of my life

10000ColdNights · 2021-08-20T19:43:29+00:00

I’m no expert but several times I had less than a few exchanged sentences and banged, time wise prob 10 minutes

66cantthinkofaname66 · 2021-08-20T19:13:41+00:00

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semensdemon69 · 2021-08-21T06:05:20+00:00

Made eye contact with a girl once , photos were bounced onto her eyes from mine, they were inside of girl instantly. Later virgins.

Hotwifecuriosity · 2021-08-21T13:02:26+00:00

At a club where where we knew that some lifestyle people went, a guy came over to where Emily and I were standing. We all had a drink in our hand and we began chatting. I could see that Emily had a certain attraction to him and there were vibes of sexual energy as Emily flirted with him. He and I had some small talk but I could see that he was enchanted by my wife. We told him we were a pretty open minded couple that liked to go out dancing.

I asked him what he thought about Emily’s outfit and he said, “Very seductive, nice.” As I saw Emily act a bit shy and felt she was curious about him, out of the blue he looked at my eyes (to read what my attitude was about him), and he started dancing with her, and they got pretty close. As they came back to our stand up table, he held Emily’s hand and just said, “Kiss me,” and he looked right at her very confidently. She smiled and looked over to me. I had a slight smile, and she moved closer to him and asked, “Why?” He put his arm around her waist and just looked in her eyes and said again, “Kiss me.” She glanced back to me and then kissed him fairly quickly. He kept looking at her and said, “Kiss me again.” She touched my arm but turned to him and kissed him more passionately. He kissed her cheek and neck and asked her, “Does your husband like to share?” And she told him, “Maybe…”. Emily’s warm and moist hand touched mine and just said, “Let’s go somewhere together” (the three of us). We walked out of the club with his arm around Emily’s waist as we walked outside a few blocks to our hotel and watched Emily and him in bed together. That was the fastest time for us to have a total stranger flirt with my wife where they ended up in bed. Emily still says she has thoughts of how turned on she was that night…

Hot-Construction-811 · 2021-08-21T04:59:56+00:00

In the 3rd date, my ex had come over my place and her excuse was she needed a massage and my reply was I know how to do massage. So she came over and only massage I did was a very exciting one 😂

didsomebodysaymyname · 2021-08-21T05:29:00+00:00

Same night I met her at a party.

likethemonkey · 2021-08-21T05:53:51+00:00

My craziest story: met a girl on the elevator of my building. She was visiting some dudes in a band that lived in the building and I was going in to grab a jacket before heading back out. I took a chance and invited her to keep talking to me. She walked into my apartment.

We were making out within 3 minutes of meeting each other. She was giving me head before I gave her my name. We fucked twice that afternoon. Then I had to kick her out and run to go see a client. Gave her my card but never heard from her again.

I meant morning. It was before noon on a Wednesday. Bushwick, Brooklyn, 2011.

AlThePal_96 · 2021-08-21T10:29:57+00:00

It was nearing the end of the night at a nightclub. I went out to the smoking area and saw this hot girl, went up to her and asked for a lighter (classic). We chatted for about five minutes then she said 'are you trying to take me home tonight?'. I brushed it off because I thought she was shit testing me.

Five minutes later she asked the same thing, so I said we could go back to mine and watch a movie. Got a taxi straight away, we got in and sat in my living room. I put Shrek on the telly (classic), we started making out then she said 'are you gonna take me upstairs or what?'. The rest is history.

totalwpierdol · 2021-08-21T11:27:34+00:00

Met a girl on Tinder, went together to a pub, sat there and talked for like two hours. I could tell she got slightly drunk in order to make herself get laid. She was hesitant and reluctant to go to my place afterwards, but I wasn't intrusive. It's like she was struggling with herself, two of her sides (slutty and polite) fighting. There is nothing exceptional in this story, but since it took a couple of hours between meeting her in real life and taking her panties off, it counts as my fastest hook up

sh1ftyswar · 2021-08-21T12:11:55+00:00

I was hanging out with my friend and his wife at a local bar we rarely ever went to. We're just having beers and the place was pretty crowded because it was a holiday weekend. I saw these the girls sitting together. It was close to close and I swear to christ I just had a really weird feeling, told my boy that I'd catch up with them later. Went over to the other table and started chatting the three girls up. Two were local and one was visiting from Florida for the holiday. She was a school teacher blah blah we chat for a few min and last call comes.

I don't usually act so bold but I just asked miss Florida if she wanted to get outta here and I could see the gears moving... she said yeah. Somehow I was able to play it cool and she just came home with me. Total time was like 15-20 min the girl had a very good girl vibe going on.

I learned from being in the navy that many girls will utilize a disposable male if there is attraction, and low chance of repercussions....when given the opportunity. Not that I had ever pulled off anything like that before though. That was a period in my life that I really came into my own in the girls dept. You just need to stop thinking or caring so much about what anyone else's opinions might be. Not thati have all the answers tho.

leoviet · 2021-08-21T12:27:47+00:00

Me: Wanna fuck?

Her: A’ight

jakelasc · 2021-08-21T12:38:47+00:00

Downloaded tinder that day, asked my match if she wanted to hook up, she said yeah and a few moments later and a 45 minute drive I was fucking her brains out…true story.

MasterofMiami · 2021-08-21T13:25:11+00:00

Met a girl my freshman year who was sitting alone in the dining hall. We talked about a few things including the difference in size of rooms in my dorm vs hers. She came over about an hour later that evening “to see what my building’s rooms looked like” while my roommate was gone.

mriv70 · 2021-08-21T13:29:36+00:00

I was at spring break in Daytona Fla. In 1992 I met a girl on the beach and 10 minutes later we were in her room going at it!

CrabBucketSecurity · 2021-08-21T13:30:36+00:00

Fastest for me was at a festival, briefly chatted to these two girls for about 3 minutes. Bumped into them later, sat down with her for about ten minutes before she started talking about sex, I kissed her and she said she wanted to have sex, so we went. I’d say I knew her for 20 minutes maximum before we were having sex

MasterofMiami · 2021-08-21T13:36:40+00:00

Left E11even with a friend, we had a cruise leaving true next morning. It’s like 3:30am in Miami. Walk around the corner to see if Ubers get cheaper and I see this beautiful petite girl on her phone. Idk why but my drunk ass thought asking her if she’s going to Brickell too would be a good idea. She is and tells us all about her night and how she’s mad at some friend she went with. Then she rides back in our Uber, us thinking she’s going to go to her place, and she ends up just following with us to our hotel room. In the room she undressed in front of both of us and asks “which bed am I sleeping in,” and since my friend is in a relationship she got in mine and done. Probably 30 minutes total turnaround.

DrinksAreOnTheHouse · 2021-08-21T14:16:24+00:00

Less than an hour

2021-08-21T15:50:25+00:00

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YoungDionysus · 2021-08-21T16:32:16+00:00

One time after a night out I watched my mate bend down to face a lass sat on the curb outside his gaff and just went "sorry luv, do you wanna come up with me into that bedroom and have rough, sweaty, violent sex?"

She said yes

Lemon8007 · 2021-08-21T18:09:37+00:00

ive never used apps or sites for hooking up i would but i aint paying a dime for something i can on my own. for me it was always the look they made with their eyes n lipps, after i said things that would either make or break the pursuit. the fastest was from meeting JM at 315pm in my office (government kind) till cob 4pm, we walked over to the bar that was next to the building she parked. we both had a drink and knowing that she had given me the look while we were in my cubicle, pre covid by 2 years, we were making out before our refills arrived. we couldn’t even stay to finish so we left i walked her to her car holding hands, blessed the elevator that took us up. once there, i didnt waste a second, we made raunchy ass love on the hood of her toyota for a satisfying amount of time. everything went smoothly and perfect. im sure we were on camera, in the elevator and by her car. she wasnt a youngin either, she was a good 5 years my freshman. i have three other stories n they all happened within a two month or less timeframe. i was going thu a mid 30 year old life crisis. the funny thing is that of the four, im still with one of em. lol! that was many moons ago! it may seemed as if i was a player but thats not the case because i was single and not committed or seemed as if i was committed to any of them and none were committed to me and it was the understanding they wanted me to make sure i understood.

fi_throw_away · 2021-08-21T18:28:00+00:00

I was once at a bar, decently drunk. Girl walks up to me tells me I'm cute and asks for my number, we start making out, asks if I want to get out of here. That's it. Probably talked less than 1 minute.

2021-08-21T18:32:58+00:00

I got a couple girls who have heard of me to suck my dick at parties the first time I met them

thatman18 · 2021-08-21T20:09:11+00:00

This actually happened a few days ago 😂 this girl moved into my house on the third floor, I saw her and talked to her for a little bit, I asked her for her number so we could hangout sometime. She said she might give it to me if I give her my Instagram. I give her my Instagram , she dm’s me her number. I text her for a little bit, she texts me asking if she can come downstairs to give me a quick “birthday hug”, I say sure. We fucked and now I regret it cause she won’t leave me alone.

Swarley--stinson · 2021-12-28T11:38:24+00:00

I was in brazilian carnival (party in the streets basically) of 2019. It was the last day and I was not really expecting nothing to happen anymore. I picked up 2 or 3 girls but it started to rain and I decided to leave and directed myself to the exit of the event to take an Uber.

Basically I saw a hot chick dressed as indian and I said "WTH" and made one more approach as I usually did with all girls in carnival. Things escalated quickly, we kissed and to protect from the rain we went behind a covered place. I started fingering her and she was crazy about me. I invited her to my house, but I had to convince her friend to go with us.

The friend was as cute as the girl I was, but she was drunk and hard to talk to. I preferred to offer to take care of her while me and the girl I picked up had some fun. She was convinced. I requested an Uber and, in the middle of our way, the drunk gril asked us to stop, opened the door and just threw up a lot. The driver was not really happy. Anyways, after that she started to improve and we arrived at my place.

All this happened in about 30 minutes from meeting to getting to my house.

Basically, the girl I was picking up gave her friend a shower and she put her to sleep in my friend's room (he was not home). In the mentime, I was already in my shower waiting for the girl.

I did my business and it was awesome. But the funny part is that, after about 30 minutes, the other girl, not so drunk anymore, opened the door of my bedroom without knocking. As if nothing had happened, she asked for something to eat and some water. She was almost naked (only a t shirt, no underwear). I walked out of my bedroom naked, helped her and, in the kitchen, she kissed me. I took her back to the bedroom, but saw some resistance on the friend I first picked up to do a treesome. NP. I finished my business with her and she decided to leave.

However, the other girl did not want to leave. She said she wanted to rest a little longer. She had eaten and was now totally fine, talkative, a new person. Basically, they fought and the first one I picked up left and the second wanted to take a bath with me. The rest is History.

It turns out that I kept seeing the first one for quite some time afterwards, but she forbade me to hook up with her friend lol

What are your fastest hook up stories?

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