How many red flags can you pack into 1 profile? LET'S COUNT!

whiskey_and_oreos · 2021-11-13T06:56:32+00:00

It reads like a madlib and he remembered the thesaurus exists halfway through

peacockstrutt · 2021-11-13T07:44:20+00:00

No picture because he has a job? He's married and looking for fun, fun, fun (sex).

pyramid_fud · 2021-11-13T07:04:12+00:00

"endless emails that lead nowhere" - Let's just hookup

All4Goldie · 2021-11-13T06:40:35+00:00

I’d bet $100 that he’s married.

Determinedblonde · 2021-11-13T08:15:35+00:00

Fun fun fun fun looking forward to the weekend? Must be a Rebecca Black fan 🙃

NinjaCynic · 2021-11-13T08:02:32+00:00

How to be a pretentious, vacuous jerk without saying you're pretentious, vacuous jerk 🚮

miss_peach94 · 2021-11-13T10:46:27+00:00

'if I added you to my favourites list and I haven't messaged yet I'm planning to say hi' you also missed this big ol crimson flag here 😭😭😭

Opening_Candidate471 · 2021-11-13T06:12:51+00:00

I missed one already "woman who... has her life together" as apposed to what, being broken and used after an encounter with you? Ok Paul.

Platipus6 · 2021-11-13T07:18:22+00:00

I'm not sure if this site will work - I'm discerning, aloof, I'm used to things that work and give me what I want (Why are you using a site you've heard bad things about then, PAUL)
I'm looking to see if this site has what I'm looking for - I'm lowering my standards, I have some free time on my hands, I can browse this substandard site, I guess. Are you the woman I'm looking for? Prove yourself, I have so many other, better options yawn.
I'm very busy and don't want to waste time - I'm just sooo important. Setting up the excuses for spotty communication already. I want snappy emails from YOU though.
Wait no, turns out I do have time!
I'll put effort into something, but only if I get SEX. Yes, all those times I said 'fun', I meant SEX.
I do have carrots to dangle, but you have to earn them. I'll remain mysterious and anonymous while getting an eyeful of all your pictures and probably demanding more in exchange for one blurry photo of my high-school yearbook.
I'm mysterious and anonymous because I'm sooo important. Did I mention I was important and busy? Yeah I am.
Let's just see if I get SEX.
If I added you to my list of fuckables and didn't say hi, that was on purpose to make you feel like I have plenty of other women going on. Line up, bitches.

Novemberinthechair · 2021-11-13T12:35:05+00:00

He's very busy....cheating on his significant other.

SakuraGirl88 · 2021-11-13T07:13:40+00:00

This loser rhymed in the last sentence 😂😂. He thinks he's Shakespeare.

suzy_ko · 2021-11-13T07:58:46+00:00

I got an aneurysm reading this, did he not even read what he wrote before posting it?

KindredMaximus · 2021-11-13T13:27:36+00:00

I want, I want, I want = where's my damn order, already? Talk about demanding. Ahh, men they think the world is their smorgasboard - the only unfortunate thing is that when they realise they aren't special and they can't just dial up their women like a pizza order - they become deranged and violent.

BananaSlugGhost · 2021-11-13T14:24:07+00:00

Men seriously do not realize that dating profiles are for marketing THEMSELVES to women not placing a takeout order.

misandryisnotreal · 2021-11-13T13:28:56+00:00

“You caught my eye and I’m planning to say hi :)”

LMAO as if we’re just staring at the inbox waiting for that “hey :)”

throwaway_332191 · 2021-11-13T13:36:18+00:00

Notice he mentions she must be active (skinny) and have her life together twice but then only says he is fun!

cml678701 · 2021-11-13T14:18:13+00:00

I hate when these “very important” men (who are probably married) say they can’t show their picture because of the nature of their work. I’m a teacher, and do feel uncomfortable about possibly being identified by a parent, but as a woman, not having a picture is pretty much not an option. What career are these men supposedly in that makes showing their picture soooo compromising? What’s really up is that they think they’re so special, and their profile is so sparkling, that they are too good to need a picture. And they know it would drag them down because they’re not attractive, but somehow delusional about it (and married).

Sage_Planter · 2021-11-13T14:35:17+00:00

Five bucks says he's on another subreddit complaining about how no women will match with him despite "all the effort" he puts into online dating.

Sir, you have no photos and no information about yourself on your profile. What woman would want to connect with you under those circumstances?

drowsypillowprincess · 2021-11-13T18:20:27+00:00

I hate how mxn act like they’re requesting a woman on dating apps. Like they’re ordering off a fast food menu. “Let’s see if this site has what I’m looking for” like it’s a build a bear workshop but for people.

No one deserves another person. I feel like that’s at the root of everything wrong with LVM/NVM. They feel they deserve a woman (who they don’t see as human but as a function) regardless of their own quality as a person.

Women are not things. You can’t order them at your local Burger King…or on a dating app. 🤦‍♀️

BananaSlugGhost · 2021-11-13T14:21:35+00:00

What’s his work that doesn’t allow him to post photos on a dating site? Professional house husband?

nikkirosex3 · 2021-11-13T15:33:21+00:00

The amount of men on dating apps without pictures surprised me when I first signed up. It’s okay for them to not put pictures up, but they won’t match girls who don’t have pictures up. The sheer audacity. And it’s definitely not because of his “job”, he’s for sure married or in a relationship.

akashyaboa · 2021-11-13T13:23:39+00:00

From sentence number 1, until the very end, nothing to save. Throw the whole guy out

xfelugirlx · 2021-11-13T14:54:11+00:00

Woman who has her life together cause i don’t and i need you to helpe me like my mommy also I’m married or have a gf that’s because I can’t show my face :) fuck offf

Freezer222 · 2021-11-13T12:36:13+00:00

I took up a guy on his “see where it goes” comment. Whether you want marriage or a hookup, you still need to go on a date, you either have a connection or not. That you want a relationship does not mean it must be with the first person you go on a date with if you don’t like them. If you come online, you know what you what you want, so what are you looking for? I never tell them what I’m looking for first.

UnapologeticWife · 2021-11-13T15:37:06+00:00

I’m busy and don’t want to waste time/I do have time. If it’s fun. Email not fun. Email no boobies. Email only for you to feel safe. No fun because mah penis is in pants.

lolmemberberries · 2021-11-13T16:51:38+00:00

This guy is definitely married and looking to cheat.

queenofswordsxxx · 2021-11-13T07:58:45+00:00

Leap of faith 🤮

coolestgirlyoueverme · 2021-11-13T20:22:07+00:00

"active" is code word for sub 20% body fat percentage, while he has a bad bod. Notice how he doesn't describe himself as active, but expects the woman to be 🤣

Diddy_1978 · 2021-11-13T11:10:20+00:00

The biggest flag of them all is the last sentence: he has a list of girls he is going through 😂 but don’t worry he’ll message when it’s your turn! His ‘work’ is most probably being married 😂. It’s usually not work reason, it’s just that his wife will cut his peepee off, if her friends see him and alert her. Be assured that his ‘busy’ means that he can’t open tinder while he’s with his wife and his kids.

notlikethisatall · 2021-11-13T12:08:30+00:00

He is so concerned with having fun, you would think he would go to the circus instead of trying online dating

LifePop · 2021-11-14T02:12:19+00:00

On topic but kind of off topic- what’s the likelihood that we could do this sort of activity on the sub weekly? I think this could be a great resource for women, especially those new to FDS and overcoming pickme tendencies, to practice spotting red flags by learning from other more experienced members!

The_Cat_Empress · 2021-11-13T14:37:52+00:00

I went on OLD again just to browse the profiles of men in my area. I saw “has her sh*t together” and was like “oops I don’t,” and swiped. But THIS profile and another profile I noticed was a literal wall of snarky self deprecation. Ew. Then again my bio is one huge meme so maybe I just attracted these weirdos?

warinmymind94 · 2021-11-14T00:31:59+00:00

Translation: I'm Paul im not active or attractive so won't post pics BIT I want a model level, skinny, sex doll I can use for my pleasure. She needs to be dtf anytime! I'm actually married and use OLD to hunt for my many side pieces. Chase me!

Ok-Appearance5982 · 2021-11-14T10:24:27+00:00

“I’m willing to see if this site has what I’m looking for” is a red flag. He’s already planting a seed for pickme’s to prove that they are what he’s looking for!! LMAO😂😭 I don’t know if I should laugh or cry because I can smell the bs from miles away.

sleepysiri · 2021-11-14T12:13:35+00:00

In case you ladies couldn’t tell, he’s really fun!

ErikaNaumann · 2021-11-15T13:50:57+00:00

Wow! How FUN!!!

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Title	How many red flags can you pack into 1 profile? LET'S COUNT!
Author	Opening_Candidate471
Upvotes	347
Comments	73
Date	November 13, 2021 6:10 AM UTC (4 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/FemaleDatingStrategy
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