I'm an obese, single mother and these are my demands. You must be over 6'3" (no exceptions), stable house and income, like MY kids and want more kids, be interested in marrying a single mom, and etc....

Typo-MAGAshiv · 2022-01-24T16:47:01+00:00

Yes, it's a repost.

However, it's been plenty long enough since last time.

Post approved.

InevitableOwl1 · 2022-01-10T15:35:03+00:00

Over 6’3” ?! Isn’t that like 2% of guys? And that is before you get to anything else on the list. And before you consider whether they are single and interested in her .

Natural F cups but with a 24 inch waist for me please … 🤦‍♂️

deckran · 2022-01-10T15:43:47+00:00

Intelligent and marrying a single mom are completely antithetical.

Female delusion calculator gives her a cat enthusiast rating haha. Do these women even know how small the percentage of 6'+ft men are? Guess not.

sk0rp99 · 2022-01-10T15:38:42+00:00

interesting that she never mentioned how many kids she has

EkansPiss · 2022-01-10T15:36:37+00:00

what's with all these bitches wanting someone "intelligent"

onlypinhead2000 · 2022-01-10T15:39:58+00:00

As a guy who is taller than that, I'm really glad I'm off of online dating.

thefudmaster · 2022-01-10T17:02:17+00:00

Why can’t her mother or grandmother be honest with this young woman. “Oh sweetie, no man is going to choose to date a single mother. If you desire marriage, you will need to make your standards more realistic.” However, no woman will tell her these facts as this 22 year old is used goods with extra baggage everywhere.

laughterOnIce · 2022-01-10T15:52:05+00:00

Only delusional people like her can have a smile and a resting bitch face all at once. Lol

Joaquino7997 · 2022-01-10T16:17:25+00:00

Someone who can help me make my dreams come true.

This is a VERY dangerous statement, gentlemen. For all we know her 'dream' is to find this mythical Adonis with the six-figure salary and six-figure house, marry him, have his kid, and takes him for everything after she divorces his ass.

Of course, this will NEVER happen given all her stringent criteria for what she wants in a man...

Elistheman · 2022-01-10T16:09:14+00:00

Is this a joke?

HighWaistedPantsSuck · 2022-01-10T17:39:13+00:00

I don't get the "must be over XXXX". Like, why? Are you a cave lady and need protection from wild animals and only a 6'3" man can do that?
If I were in the dating pool (thankfully I'm not), and I met a real cool lady, I wouldn't care if she had B boobs or D boobs or if she had brown hair or blonde hair. I guess the only limiting "demand" I'd have is that she not be grossly obese. Not something inherently unchangeable like height, eye color, skin color and so on.

When I see the height requirements, then it tells me that you are: shallow, an idiot, need people to think highly of you (so you must have low self esteem) and don't really give a shit about the person you're dating.

Rob141414 · 2022-01-10T17:38:20+00:00

Picky for a fat and broke single mom.

asdf333aza · 2022-01-10T19:10:35+00:00

Once she hits 30, she'll be like "okay I will take a guy who is 6'1 "

PaleGoldenRod · 2022-01-10T15:31:23+00:00

Fucking crazy.

GundamZero83 · 2022-01-10T17:20:46+00:00

Soon to read “42 yr old hot grandma looking for 22 yr old chad to take me around the world”.

pocketgravel · 2022-01-10T22:07:36+00:00

According to Iwonderifyouareoutthere and being very liberal with the requirements this qween is looking for just 1 of 15 719 men in the entire US.

Bananas_Of_Paradise · 2022-01-10T20:18:42+00:00

Why the exact height of 6'3" though? Is that the exact height of her ex? Is that an inch taller than her than her friends' boyfriends? Does she think it's better to not say "6'+" because that comes across as too superficial? Does she think she's haggling and wants to high ball a bit so that she can "compromise" for a mere 6'1" guy?

Ambitious-Citron-546 · 2022-01-10T16:18:55+00:00

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NuclearTheology · 2022-01-10T16:47:46+00:00

This one is always a classic

Flat_Eric_1200 · 2022-01-10T18:49:30+00:00

Just so we're clear... a delusional female needs a extremely low self esteem high value male. Sure. That will happen. 😹

Thortung · 2022-01-10T19:23:56+00:00

Oh no! I don't qualify! Anyway...

Tap-Apart · 2022-01-11T01:51:35+00:00

I was driving today and it hit me that women come up with unrealistic standards as a defense. They know it's unrealistic but by having unrealistic standards it take the burden off their failures and puts it on the failure of men.

Hall0wsEve666 · 2022-01-10T17:59:12+00:00

Okay I know I said this on another pic but what is with these young women looking so old... I just cant comprehend how someone 4 years younger than me can look 40.... must be a single mom thing. Can't relate lol

LivelyWarmth · 2022-01-11T01:25:45+00:00

HEY! Stop pushing. One at a time, form an orderly line, gentlemen.

manfrom-nantucket · 2022-01-10T19:47:34+00:00

Humility and understanding of ones on insignificance is a lesson most men learn early. Women, not so much.

SnuSnuClownWorld · 2022-01-11T01:43:29+00:00

peak clown world boys.

a literal 4 refuses any man thats not desired by 99% of the female population.

"hello yes, I would like the model of man that could turn lesbians back straight please."

SCCock · 2022-01-10T19:53:31+00:00

Good family? Like everyone is married before procreating?

AreJewOkay · 2022-01-10T20:26:52+00:00

Oompa Loompa with broken family seeks NBA player with a good family for a bailout. No midgets need apply. Never mind that my eyes are two different sizes you won’t be able to see them from up there anyway.

flowingwisdom13 · 2022-01-11T03:50:29+00:00

I read this profile and all I can see is a liability. How do they not see this themselves is beyond me.

phe1n · 2022-01-10T17:26:26+00:00

I 🤮

KangarooCrapper · 2022-01-10T19:27:30+00:00

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tiernach · 2022-01-11T02:11:36+00:00

And a pony and a private island with a full staff to clean, cook, and wipe my ass!

I mean you can want all that shit but doesn't mean it's going to happen.

Ok-Strawberry-8770 · 2022-01-11T03:34:30+00:00

It deeply bothers me that we're just about the same age

RobStonman · 2022-01-11T04:02:53+00:00

That fake smile. Like she's struggling to. Tells you all you need to know.

karimamin · 2022-01-11T05:04:49+00:00

How is she supposed to find an intelligent man who would do something stupid like dating her?

ronoda12 · 2022-01-10T18:36:03+00:00

🤮

Nesfan888 · 2022-01-10T20:25:46+00:00

Im 5'10. Thank god

sleepyweaselisawake · 2022-01-10T21:24:14+00:00

I don't see what the big deal is. She's a cookie cutter representation of the current dating market. Swipe left, continue to live your life, forget she exists.

daniellederek · 2022-01-10T21:47:35+00:00

Fawk, close your legs, better yet get fixed. Kids plural, spend the next 16 years getting them out the door lose the weight get an income and try again in your late 30s.

2022-01-10T21:59:10+00:00

Hmmm the delusion is strong with this one

reignoferror00 · 2022-01-10T23:21:01+00:00

Stable housing, wants kids, wants 6'3" - The Clydesdale at the farm says neigh, and the goat said I have enough garbage and I'm not letting my kids near you. Go ask the pigs.

Kardis_J · 2022-01-11T01:21:48+00:00

I like how her smile doesn’t touch her eyes.

CarpAndTunnel · 2022-01-11T01:52:25+00:00

ITs ok for you to have dreams, but Im not interested, and dont drag me down into your delusional black hole

2022-01-11T03:30:07+00:00

no offense but she looks 43

RobStonman · 2022-01-11T04:26:56+00:00

I heard of a guy recently that made his own dating app. He's a programmer. The app only had his profile on it. Every swipe no matter which direction would show him only. Quite a genius idea.

Beezleboobz · 2022-01-11T05:35:18+00:00

22 going on 38

Flashy_Glove6208 · 2022-01-11T06:23:13+00:00

Love this sub :-)

This one, 6'3 inches or taller for a single .other is making my day hahahaha

Stupyyy · 2022-01-11T07:33:13+00:00

Looking for someone who can help me make my dreams come true. Lmao a bit late for that.

GrannyLesbian · 2022-01-11T08:16:57+00:00

She looks a STRONG 35. 22 my ass.

unfknblvbe · 2022-01-11T09:26:40+00:00

This chick is kinda ew

Really-IsAllHeSays · 2022-01-11T12:22:50+00:00

Poor deluded fuck.

CoachPRIPecho · 2022-01-11T12:39:27+00:00

Good luck lol. With that apperance she will be lucky to get a homeless bum. This woman is what pops to my mind when i think about those fds sluts.

maruadventurer · 2022-01-12T02:16:41+00:00

What's the first rule of Date Club?? -- "Ya don't date single mothers!"

Other than that she's looking for the unicorn:

6'3"
House
High income

LocalCap5093 · 2022-01-12T03:42:51+00:00

I swear I never comment here but Damn. This one takes the cake for me. I’m 25. 2 degrees (Engineering + Physical Chemistry) Fitness instructor, born and raised in Latin America (so I come w all the housewive culture) and it TRULY baffles me to see women like this one in particular. My bf’s have ranged from 5’9 -6’3 but I’ve never had ‘rules’ . The fact that she is clearly below a 7/10 and has such has high demands are insane to me

She , like many other women in America, will more than likely NOT find a man or if they do it’ll get be someone they manipulate into a relationship. I hope this doesn’t get taken wrong by the community here (my post) I just genuinely have had such a culture shock with woman here in the US (even ‘hispanic’ women) so subreddits like this make me feel like I’m not crazy and a lot of women here are entitled

SicilianOmega · 2022-01-13T12:01:43+00:00

She would accept:

❌ A 5'8" man who likes kids, is open to the idea of marriage, wants more kids, is intelligent, and has a good family.

✔️ A 6'4" man who has no job, is a Russian mobster, has gotten away with murder, and whose whole family is also in the Russian mob.

ChadSuperCock · 2022-01-15T00:10:43+00:00

Only 3.9% of the US Male population are 6-2 and over, so good luck with those odds, plus she is a single mother and not particularly attractive.

justaguyinbrooklyn · 2022-01-10T18:29:15+00:00

fat whore

PS2Errol · 2022-01-10T19:02:43+00:00

Looks well over 30.

TheGeeksama · 2022-01-10T20:11:49+00:00

she is 22 just around my age , i think harsh for myself but when i see her i think i am doing a lot 100x better then her . right now wandered in life but no kids aka baggage lol fit and have a career in IT.

meerita · 2022-01-10T20:57:31+00:00

help her make her dreams come true, then prepare to be dumped by Mr. Chad, oh wait, he will not, so it will be another low quality dude.

RedLeg21 · 2022-01-10T23:26:02+00:00

I’m 5’8”, aw shucks, I’m missing out 🤷‍♂️

Kazuma_Chunchunmaru · 2022-01-10T23:30:40+00:00

Go make your own dreams come true... They aren't my dreams....

GutsGloryAndGuinness · 2022-01-10T23:34:21+00:00

I almost feel sorry for her. Her life is over and she doesn't even realise it yet.

NickTesla2018 · 2022-01-11T00:46:28+00:00

Make my dreams come true? Like Pedro from Napoleon Dynamite?

OChinchinLordofDark · 2022-01-11T01:28:57+00:00

redflag. a big fat one

No-Magazine2896 · 2022-01-11T04:59:47+00:00

Cunts… lol

Futureman999 · 2022-01-11T07:16:41+00:00

That face is gonna be rough by 40

SnakeEyeskid · 2022-01-11T07:51:29+00:00

So she's a 4 (being generous, she wouldn't work the cashier in Sweden that's for sure). Subtract 10x where x is number of Chad cumsters. So - 6 or less.

Yet she demands a total apex man?

Mittelfingerhoch2-6 · 2022-01-11T12:21:13+00:00

I do not want more kids @59yo. My grandchildren would have problems explaning the family relation.

My new 22yo spouse does not want children either.

So a win-win-win situation..

I will not trade her in 4 you ..

gfgdhj5784yu8 · 2022-01-11T18:46:02+00:00

A 22 year old used up butterface with demands.... lol

TheHeroReditDeserves · 2022-01-12T02:14:06+00:00

Roasties are not good. There bad folks.

FaeVandal · 2022-01-12T04:15:41+00:00

What a sad day to be 6'2".

I can't cuck myself raising the orgasm she gave another man? Whatever shall I do?

It's funny I almost never run into people taller than me, I have one in my social circle and it's just weird for me to interact with taller people. That's how rare it is to be taller than 6'2". The one in my circle is also handsome, from wealthy parents, a medical doctor and married to a smoking piece that got her hooks in him when he was still in medical school. She go s to the gym atleast 3 times a week and does pilates. She's also a genuinely good person and fun to be around.

What's this broad got on offer that she thinks she is in that league?

gfrancovitch · 2022-01-14T06:53:53+00:00

Not looking for love. Looking for help.

Silver-Discipline550 · 2022-01-14T09:39:24+00:00

Jesus christ

Balefirez · 2022-01-12T02:31:49+00:00

Also looking for someone to help me make by dreams come true.

Not that I’m going to help with yours, though.

thewhiskey_zulu · 2022-01-21T15:08:07+00:00

I thank God my height makes it so I don't even pop up on these women's radar.

UpbeatAd6404 · 2022-01-29T11:55:08+00:00

Ok baby text me

ThrowAwayBro737 · 2022-01-31T10:49:10+00:00

Had the nerve to put “no exceptions”. Wow.

DemonizedHuman · 2022-02-01T09:01:12+00:00

Lower your standards. Such standards are for hot people. Most short guys might not want u.

GemmzOnlyF · 2022-02-19T07:57:39+00:00

As a woman I’m sorry…We as women need to be more realistic. Guys who fit that criteria are looking for much younger women with zero kids so he may continue a legacy of his own. He can freaking afford to as he has options. Like wtf. I’m sorry but even in my books that’s crazy. Call me a pick me all you want but you know it’s true.

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