Even men think pickmes are embarrassing.

LadieLemon · 2021-06-05T14:17:34+00:00

"is he dying, why are you doing this?"

omg 🙈😂

gutsandgorey · 2021-06-05T14:00:25+00:00

I would think it's weird if someone did that for me every morning.

Lost_Kale90 · 2021-06-05T14:03:46+00:00

This is what personal assistants do. I hope he is paying her for all this.

FelineMeowCat · 2021-06-05T14:11:52+00:00

I can’t believe that’s really her life. It’s like she’s building a shrine every morning and leaving him offerings, and I bet he doesn’t appreciate any of it. Looks like he didn’t even put a duvet cover on the duvet.

MACMUA · 2021-06-05T14:25:34+00:00

Lmfao There it is 😆😆😆😆😭😭😭😭😭

straightouttashtetl · 2021-06-05T13:59:47+00:00

"Is he a mafia boss why does he make you do so much?" Lmaooooo

betsybasset · 2021-06-05T14:22:59+00:00

This is called a housemaid where I was born

Impossible_Mud_7599 · 2021-06-05T14:30:57+00:00

I just don’t understand waking up and devoting your life to someone else who is not your child 🤷🏼‍♀️ like just why

baobab77 · 2021-06-05T14:05:58+00:00

That eye roll at the end 🤣

blackwidowe · 2021-06-05T14:24:02+00:00

Who even posts something like that? Wtf is this world coming to?

Girl, are you going to post wiping his ass for him after his morning shit too?

shellofthemshellf · 2021-06-05T15:13:51+00:00

Why does he need 4 drinks

Jaelismyhomegirl · 2021-06-05T14:07:17+00:00

Internet christians are so embarassing

QueasyEducation5 · 2021-06-05T14:34:46+00:00

I just fell off my chair!! THERE IT IS!!

sleepysiri · 2021-06-05T14:42:27+00:00

Okay but a mafia boss would have hired help, she wouldn’t have to lift a finger if that was the case.

ThePinkingWoman · 2021-06-05T15:32:39+00:00

I've given up on nearly all my Christian friends. They use me to complain about their husband's cheating, financial abuse, control, etc. I offer my ear, my support, a place for them to stay if need be... then I'll see their dum-dum posts on social media about, "18 Ways to Pray for the Man in Your Life," or, "Celebrating 10 Years of Wedded Bliss blessed by our LOrD AnD SaVIOr - God was soooo good to me when he brought us together." I can't stomach the phony crap anymore. Not only that, but they'll turn on you and ghost you for having been a good friend: you're suddenly the demon who was trying to tear asunder their holy union.

These women love being second class citizens. If they want to spend the rest of their lives scrubbing skid marks out of dirty chonies like Jesus intended, let them.

ItsFreezen · 2021-06-05T14:41:22+00:00

Then when he asks for an open marriage she can recruit the girls, fun fun fun /s

poppinkitty · 2021-06-05T14:51:05+00:00

Wow she's showing a lot of pride for being a bangmaid.

slayeroftruth · 2021-06-05T15:14:26+00:00

Men saying its embarrassing but still expect women cater to them including men who mock this kind of behavior. Until men start to do real change its hard to believe them when saying this kind of stuff.

millennialpink2000 · 2021-06-05T15:11:10+00:00

I bet the husband barely remembers her name

anotherdamnloser · 2021-06-05T16:05:30+00:00

How many drinks does he need on the morning? Maybe she’s secretly trying to make his bladder burst.

nnanna11 · 2021-06-05T16:01:15+00:00

why is she doing all of this for him? like it’d be understandable if it was a nice gesture once in awhile or for his birthday — but doing this shit every day?!

Phoenix__Rising2018 · 2021-06-05T15:54:06+00:00

She has to give him water like a child?

Street_Narwhal_3361 · 2021-06-05T14:34:43+00:00

This is the same energy horses girls have, like she is competitively keeping a husband. Maybe she should start brushing him.

Muffcakelord · 2021-06-05T16:05:24+00:00

If only she used their energy to record a video of the things she does for herself, huh.

Just replace every "him" with "myself" and we're good

KMDMD · 2021-06-05T16:54:32+00:00

Who’s making sure she starts off her morning well?

Equal-Ear2312 · 2021-06-05T16:31:23+00:00

you'd think she talked about a 2 year old but it's a 30+ year old man. or you'd think the man was disabled and couldn't do any of these things by himself.

she wakes him gently?

she makes him his protein shake?

does she also wipe his ass for him?

CokeMooch · 2021-06-05T16:35:35+00:00

This is how I waste my life every morning, I start off by working my ass off for a man so we can both have the energy to contribute to my own doom and dissatisfaction!! Yes I’ve done 3 hours worth of labor before he’s even awake but, DID YOU SEE THAT?? HE SQUEEZED MY HAND! Omg so worth it!! 🥺🥺😭😭(hope /s goes without saying lol 🤡)

Also don’t even get it twisted, men are grossed out by this bc they def know he has zero respect for her. It’s the lack of respect that even makes it possible to treat someone this way

1Here4Bach · 2021-06-05T16:36:19+00:00

The mattress doesn’t have a sheet. THE MATTRESS DOESN’T HAVE A SHEET!

shockingupdate · 2021-06-05T16:53:17+00:00

Wouldn’t be surprised if her own man was embarrassed too. I wonder if “hubby” enjoys waking up to half a dozen beverages and a camera in his face

Bwolffff · 2021-06-05T16:25:33+00:00

It seems to me that she’s acting more as his mother than his wife....

Gerudo_Goddess · 2021-06-05T16:55:32+00:00

She’s acting like his mum, not his girlfriend 🙄

Moira_Spice · 2021-06-05T16:56:26+00:00

I'm eyerolling so hard my eyes did a 360

LR_today · 2021-06-05T17:24:18+00:00

Found a 6/6/6 guy (6', $150K, 8").

I did all this shit every morning... plus a BJ. Then cleaned during the day and made delicious food for when he got home then he emotionally unloaded on me from all the crap of his day. Then he'd get to watch YouTube and play video games.

Still he thought I needed to make more money and if I didn't what was the point of being with me. 😕😠🤬

It was less than 6 months in before he was a complete misogynistic pig that claimed I contributed nothing to the relationship because I didn't have savings or retirement fund. The cooking/cleaning/sex meant nothing, only money mattered.

Even after being picked, they still don't pick you no matter what you do. Because they are LVM.

driverslicensebyOR · 2021-06-05T16:05:06+00:00

this rubbed me the wrong way. i don’t think i needed to hear from a man how embarrassing he thinks a pick-me is. no doubt she is in deep for a man that would never do the same or more for her, but we could have known that without this guy’s perspective

Optimal_Grapefruit_5 · 2021-06-05T17:28:38+00:00

Why do pickmes treat their men like crippled dying dogs? No disrespect for crippled dying dogs.

Also I'm not against doing something special once in a while in a healthy relationship, but if you treat that like a daily duty it stops being special. Especially if she posts to flex that on others with a full on to-do list. That stops being about showing appreciation for one's and starts being about patting oneself on the back for being a clown.

wordy_fries · 2021-06-05T17:23:35+00:00

And then he cheats on her with a woman that doesn't even text him back LMAO

Chicahua · 2021-06-05T17:36:21+00:00

As a Christian this looks like idolatry. That’s a straight up shrine with offerings.

the-worst- · 2021-06-05T15:57:14+00:00

This is why I'm glad my "husband" is so into intermediate fasting. Before he was, he expected me to do quite a large amount of this bullshit too.

Title	Even men think pickmes are embarrassing.
Author	cherryloaf
Upvotes	531
Comments	100
Date	June 5, 2021 1:56 PM UTC (5 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/FemaleDatingStrategy
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