I ghosted him, he sends this 🤡

KitKat1705 · 2020-10-27T20:52:37+00:00

''If u DoN't aNswer mE I'M gOIng to dAte otHer giRls''. Me : BLOCKED* Block is truly all you need.

zebrazeeza69 · 2020-10-27T21:04:45+00:00

He's acting as if he was doing you a favor by offering "exclusivity" smh. Srsly he wanted to simply get a reaction, any reaction, from you. Glad you didn't reply.

OrangeyPanda · 2020-10-27T20:40:04+00:00

2 hours later:

Him: Sry my phone was hacked. How u doing beautiful? Plz be my gf

azureangel35 · 2020-10-27T22:22:36+00:00

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Inspection-Critical · 2020-10-27T20:39:53+00:00

lol so transparent with the attempt to make you jealous.

sikedyke · 2020-10-27T20:34:42+00:00

Is he a personal trainer??? Does he have a schedule or something lmaooo

Solaresa · 2020-10-27T20:36:01+00:00

"My regulars"!!! Wow, lucky ladies!

CountingDownTheDays5 · 2020-10-27T20:48:29+00:00

Send my regards to the woman who will be struggling with you for the next few years. She is taking on the flame I was trying to blow out.

RiasXgremoryX · 2020-10-27T22:01:36+00:00

When men try to act like the prize🤣🤣

azureangel35 · 2020-10-27T21:05:14+00:00

Famous incel scrote line. bullet dodged. regulars exist in his tiny mind and onlyfans.

elementalvirago · 2020-10-27T20:40:15+00:00

You were at LEAST in his top five. 🏆

theawkwardalli · 2020-10-27T23:04:47+00:00

Buddy, dinner with your Mommy once a week isn’t a regular

EclecticBarbarella · 2020-10-27T23:55:13+00:00

This belongs on /r/Ihavesex 😂

My reaction- “Suuure Jan”

_mooness · 2020-10-27T22:23:29+00:00

What is he a fucking 7-11?!

Ooooo I’m so scared. Whatever will I do!

WinterDoughnut · 2020-10-27T22:44:54+00:00

Lol thanks for the laugh dude. Have fun with your “regulars” - they sound super real and not made up!

kaoutanu · 2020-10-28T00:21:09+00:00

"Regulars" being the tissue box and the Brittany sock...

whymenaregarbage · 2020-10-28T00:02:47+00:00

I AM HOLLERING !!!

Phoenix__Rising2018 · 2020-10-28T02:00:37+00:00

The Fuckboy Hail Mary

LittleMissChopShop · 2020-10-28T04:36:49+00:00

"Come on babe, we coulda been great.....Text me baaaaack 🥺👉👈"

Five seconds later

"FiNe My SyPhIlIs PeEpEe DiDn'T wAnT U aNyWaYs"

daisy_0720 · 2020-10-28T09:06:01+00:00

Yep, a man drowning in options would totally be desperately texting this one woman just to make her jealous. Sounds legit to me!

anotherdamnloser · 2020-10-27T22:50:14+00:00

His “regulars” omg

theminiaturelife · 2020-10-28T02:17:01+00:00

It’s like that scene from Bridesmaids “YOU ARE NO LONGER MY NUMBER THREE!!”

InayahDaneen · 2020-10-28T06:19:44+00:00

His regulars are a box of tissues and a one dollar lotion.

achelois_healer · 2020-10-27T23:00:12+00:00

Good lord what a joke.

leadmemories · 2020-10-28T03:42:51+00:00

instead of regulars he should see a therapist

greeneyesrosylips · 2020-10-27T23:26:00+00:00

The way he acts like it's your loss 😭 Boy BYEEEEE 💀

Party-Promise-8840 · 2020-10-28T01:36:21+00:00

HAHAHA. Who does this guy think he is?? His regulars are probably his left hand, and right hand. Ohh so jealous. LMAO.🤣

terrn1981 · 2020-10-28T02:35:22+00:00

He doesn't have regulars lmao

Do they think we are this dumb?

typeadhd · 2020-10-28T04:58:25+00:00

Continuing to see mg regulars wtf like does he mean sex workers he regularly sees LOL I wouldn’t put it past people to be honest anything is possible

balladwilds · 2020-10-28T09:20:27+00:00

dont reply !!! he wants to get a reaction out of you. its hilarious letting them wait for a reply that will never come 💀

entpgirl415 · 2020-10-28T14:52:43+00:00

the other day i blocked a guy who i was talking to for 10 months now because I realized he was stringing me along this whole time and he has the audacity to text me (the only place i didnt block him) to be like "so you blocked me?" and then "oh wait nvm its cool" and then another one that wasnt supposed to be for me that said "do you know why she blocked me lol" what an idiot.

coolestgirlyoueverme · 2020-10-28T01:21:34+00:00

Regulars? Wtf

tauruspiscescancer · 2020-10-28T01:49:26+00:00

I— why do men???????????

2020-10-28T13:43:58+00:00

LOLLLLLLLLLLLLL

“I was down to be exclusive with you”

As if your “exclusivity” (it’s a trap) is the prize, boy. As if.

palmettojla · 2020-10-28T00:08:35+00:00

Aw, shucks.

2020-10-28T03:35:30+00:00

He probably googled "dread game" and thought this tactic would work. Lol.

ninetiesbaby16 · 2020-10-28T03:41:49+00:00

I wonder what would happen if you sarcastically replied back “Oh no! Please give me another chance, I promise I won’t disappoint you 🥺”? Do you think they’d register the facetiousness or would they interpret it literally? Kinda wanna do this to fuck with them lol.

SoberSprite · 2020-10-27T21:52:00+00:00

Lol... how sad

shmarhar · 2020-10-28T13:05:14+00:00

DiD YoU GeT My Text?

(reminded me of Umbridge from "A Very Potter Sequel" if anyone else ever watched those parodies on Youtube 😂)

ItsFreezen · 2020-10-28T23:53:39+00:00

"regulars" like strippers and e girls.

mynameisrominka · 2020-10-29T21:10:23+00:00

Giiiiiirl, you lost A CATCH 🤡🤡🤡

Snowmist92 · 2020-10-28T00:26:18+00:00

"OK, lol" Annnd block.

Title	I ghosted him, he sends this 🤡
Author	PalmFruitWine
Upvotes	551
Comments	77
Date	October 27, 2020 8:33 PM UTC (5 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/FemaleDatingStrategy
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/FemaleDatingStrategy/comments/jj9amr/i_ghosted_him_he_sends_this/
Archive Link	https://theredarchive.com/r/FemaleDatingStrategy/i-ghosted-him-he-sends-this.327553 https://theredarchive.com/post/327553

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