PATRICK, what is u doing honey???

electroloop · 2021-01-26T17:59:51+00:00

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pickadaisy · 2021-01-26T17:44:40+00:00

I’ll never understand how men think they need to advertise their sexual desire. This is like...the norm. Yea, there are low drive and asexual folks but it’s not the norm.

Everything about Patrick is just so enticing! Who doesn’t want a man who’s currently using his FMLA leave to hook up rather than use his energy to work on his PTSD issues? And if it’s THAT bad that he can’t work, he’s probably not the safest person to be alone with...

I just can’t choose my favorite thing about him!

BBQCoolRanchQueen · 2021-01-26T18:03:04+00:00

I know his profile has a lot to unpack but... his complete lack of punctuation and his grammar alone... and he has the audacity to say “if you really wow me”?!?!?!

LOL!

electroloop · 2021-01-26T17:55:19+00:00

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eatnthrowtrashaway · 2021-01-26T18:28:34+00:00

“Maybe something more later on if you wow me”. This is very important beyond all the hundreds of red flags on this joke of a profile. Here is a man who thinks he’ll give up the “relationship card” if “you’re lucky”. Meaning he really thinks he’s somehow a prize and he’s the one who needs to be won over...not you. He just expects you to be around waiting for the relationship star because???

Most men on OLD have this mentality and I don’t understand how it works so well on this generation of women. They really think they are the fucking privilege and prize to be won and to be around. Oh hell no. I’ve made men throw public bitch fits just because I’ve insisted “I’m the prize” directly. They literally lose their minds if you try pulling the shit they pull on pickmes proudly.

Holding a relationship like a weapon is more prevalent than “weaponizing sex” or whatever men love to bitch about.

Suspicious-Leg-1407 · 2021-01-26T17:57:34+00:00

Too cheap to afford an actual prostitute, so he gets online and begs for a free prostitute.

Now that's LV! There's a pickme out there for him.

BBQCoolRanchQueen · 2021-01-26T18:10:45+00:00

No. I don't entertain or "wow" unemployed divorced scumbags. He literally has jack fuck to offer. The fucking audacity.

FDSxMuffinVSrat · 2021-01-26T17:59:31+00:00

Ew single father /s

At least he's honest so it's easier to filter him

souredskittles · 2021-01-26T19:18:57+00:00

I know we are supposed to roast the profile but I can’t get over the lips. Just so freakin crusty. My mans needs some chapstick

Angeli_33 · 2021-01-26T18:17:46+00:00

And who knowd maybe he IS married, I mean why else hide your face?

trumpslefttit · 2021-01-26T18:01:20+00:00

can’t wait to wow him....

LetsGetin_Formation · 2021-01-26T18:18:31+00:00

It’s the job title for me 😭😭😭

fibonacci_veritas · 2021-01-26T19:32:41+00:00

If you wow me... What, so I get to jump through hoops at the chance to possibly impress you? Then I might get the carrot you're dangling in front of me?

Get fucked, Patrick. By yourself.

simplicityduplicity · 2021-01-26T19:25:08+00:00

Loves companionship, hates any kind of punctuation.

shoo_coworker · 2021-01-26T19:10:58+00:00

This is giving me big Roach Man from MIB vibes 🤢

misszazie · 2021-01-26T18:40:51+00:00

How long until FDS just band online dating entirely?

Definitely been many, many posts about why it's a bad idea. After the pandemic do we full out say don't do it?

2021-01-26T19:03:42+00:00

Can this Patrick be like the Patrick from spongebob and just live under a rock, forever ? Also what's up with the profile pic?

No one wants to hook up with those fever dream lips 💀

Shefthegooddog · 2021-01-26T19:18:34+00:00

Wow what a price!

Fatt3stAveng3r · 2021-01-26T19:37:34+00:00

"School of Hard Knox" - AKA, Trump supporting wangsta, macho, shit stained undies, beard hair in the sink, belching, beer belly, "It was just a joooooke", "haha make me a sammich", "Tosh.0 is funny!", liking insta models, mommy issues, too much porn....

How can I know everything about him just off a picture and a phrase.

jenneke-gotenberg · 2021-01-26T20:03:38+00:00

I find his photo with the focus on what looks like a think, nasty, mean looking mouth to be more off-putting than the text tbh. I have never had it end well with a man who pouts like this.

Blue_Nina_Roses711 · 2021-01-26T20:10:16+00:00

I just had a baby barf 🤢

Useful-Lion · 2021-01-26T21:55:19+00:00

If you really wow him, ladies

InaneObservations · 2021-01-26T22:12:38+00:00

Lol. I didn't even have to read past "School of Hard Knocks" to automatically KNOW this guy has:

No school

No job (probably got fired from all of them)

Mental health issues that probably make him a crazy asshole

Probably illegitimate kids and baby mamas, all of whom are after him for past child support

Probably lives in a garbage can somewhere

If a guy posts "School of Hard Knocks", do not swipe, do not pass go. Just mentally spray paint a big red X on him like a plague house.

Heaven forfend you accidentally go on a date with this man. Pay for dinner?! He will probably bring his suitcase and demand to live on your couch if you make it through the salad course.

School of Hard Knocks is scrotese for "Will Ruin Lives".

NottodayScrote · 2021-01-26T20:30:28+00:00

Nah..the Epstein lips arent doing it for me

millennialpink2000 · 2021-01-26T20:52:47+00:00

Oh Patty Snacks, way to lead with your strengths there, bud. Also, "I am very passionate" is totally code for "I'm abusive, allergic to no and will plow through boundaries"

spicyspa · 2021-01-26T22:23:21+00:00

Oh wow a man who really loves sex! Pretty unique!!/s

feminologie_ · 2021-01-26T23:19:45+00:00

I feel dirty just looking at this awful pic of him.

Villanelloh · 2021-01-27T00:30:57+00:00

That is one firefighter who I hope never has to carry me

EffectiveHoneydew422 · 2021-01-27T02:59:20+00:00

another bumble alumni of this "school of hard knox" wow. so many were enrolled there! what did they teach I wonder? How to exploit a women's material instincts into being your mother/ doctor/ sex slave/ life coach?

anotherdamnloser · 2021-01-27T03:41:41+00:00

Is he trying to do duck face? Ew.

Sekina7 · 2021-01-26T20:22:55+00:00

🤮

EffectiveHoneydew422 · 2021-01-26T20:55:40+00:00

Literally nothing in this bio about anything but sex, except firefighter, the ptsd thing and he has grown kids. You have to really love those three things with this guy I guess bc thats it, and sex.

Cuddling and watching movies is OLD bio language for sex.

sassenachpants · 2021-01-27T00:48:23+00:00

So many things going on here.

Seeing “school of hard knocks” on anything is an immediate no.

MagnfiqueMaleficent · 2021-01-27T03:23:07+00:00

So women are going to have to wow THIS clown? Meanwhile he brings the following assets to the table:

The undeserved self confidence is astounding.

crapeescape · 2021-01-27T03:55:59+00:00

Oh I’ve seen a lot worse on tinder...

CrazyPaine · 2021-01-27T08:53:57+00:00

What the fuck are they saying? This is literally a word salad.

Title	PATRICK, what is u doing honey???
Author	electroloop
Upvotes	219
Comments	99
Date	January 26, 2021 5:39 PM UTC (5 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/FemaleDatingStrategy
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/FemaleDatingStrategy/comments/l5j1lz/patrick_what_is_u_doing_honey/
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