“Just want to have fun”: I literally just want to bang you, and continue to do so until you get to NeEdy and want a relationship.

“Down to earth girl”: I want someone with little to no standards who is ok with minimal effort.

“no drama”: I don’t care or recognize that you have emotions and needs, I just want a warm hole that smiles and nods.

“Let’s see where things take us”: I will bang you and pretend I want a relationship just to continue banging you.

“I want an honest, loyal girl”: I want to manipulate you because you have a conscious, and destroy what is left of your innocent mindset.

“I’m an entrepreneur”: My parents pay my rent.

“Let’s get coffee/drinks”: I want a guarantee you’ll bang me before i spend anywhere near $10 on you.

“I want a partner in crime”: If we get in a relationship, you’ll be my 50/50 bangmaid.

“Nothing serious”: you guessed it, I just want to bang you.

“Ethical non monogamous/poly”: I’m cheating on my wife/GF, I made her feel so insecure that she convinced herself it’s healthy and ok for me to bang around town like an animal.

“A true gentleman”: I’m actually not. In fact, I have an anger issue, and if things don’t go my way I will throw a fit.

“Kink”: I’m a literal animal, be aware.

“I like independent women”: I don’t want to pay For anything, ever.

Ladies please add any other ones you think of! We all know there’s countless BS things that fall out of their mouths.