Thoughts on this?? I feel like he could’ve easily went to a bathroom at a restaurant, store, or gas station? People in the replies say she should give him a chance.

SnailWithAKnife · 2020-11-30T01:39:20+00:00

Is not having your date poop on the street too high a standard nowadays? 😂

Watch some pickme be like "I've would've scooped it up with my hands!" 😍

🤮🤮🤮

bisanti · 2020-11-30T01:47:43+00:00

Disgusting. Did he even wipe? That question alone would haunt me. No first date is good enough to have to tell your children their dad shit up the side of the road when you first met.

Salty-Tomorrow · 2020-11-30T01:54:37+00:00

The bar is in hell.

llii-- · 2020-11-30T01:59:09+00:00

That’s a dog, sis. Not a man. What the actual fuck??????

frustratedmarxistfem · 2020-11-30T01:57:01+00:00

Listen, if that man had any self respect he wouldve never texted her again and disappeared in his rightful shame.

JiltedGroupie · 2020-11-30T01:52:57+00:00

Yeah I guarantee you that alleyway didn’t have a sink with hot water, soap, and hand towels.

AyemHerself · 2020-11-30T02:40:13+00:00

I have a feeling this wasn't an emergency situation or she would've described it as such. He just... didn't hold it for some reason. Yeah, that's a turnoff.

Street_Narwhal_3361 · 2020-11-30T03:51:54+00:00

Bruh, why are all these dudes out here shitting all over town???

OrangeyPanda · 2020-11-30T02:10:53+00:00

Did she let poopypants back in her car after? I would've said hell no, get an Uber.

bye-raspberry · 2020-11-30T04:18:23+00:00

Omg 😂 on one hand I have IBS so this kind of triggered me BUT I have never pooped in an alley either. And there are times when I really had to go! I mean if it really was an emergency then whatever but even if it was, I don't blame her at all for not wanting to see him again. And she gave him baby wipes? That's way too close for comfort. I would be haunted by this

2020-11-30T06:28:06+00:00

People on drugs tend to do this. Seriously. My ex friend did this alot, even tho a bathroom is just a walking distance from the parking lot ( yes pooped in the parking lot, in the open breeze) and my dad (pooped in the university bushes where my sister had her graduation party) even tho rest rooms are available

Drugs. Drugs. Drugs

DreaSoares2634 · 2020-11-30T02:11:10+00:00

Nahhhhh lol PASS! Especially if he tired to hold your hand afterwards 🤢

KateJ1982 · 2020-11-30T05:36:58+00:00

It KINDA turned her off.

I think it's ok to be the woman who says public defecation is beyond the bounds of acceptable date behavior. How is this not something we as a society can all agree on?

CountingDownTheDays5 · 2020-11-30T02:19:27+00:00

WTFFFFFFFFFFFF

SuitablePerformance3 · 2020-11-30T03:53:07+00:00

Lol y'all make it seem like men's asses aren't regularly covered in shit. Mf's don't even wipe or wash, so this isn't anything out there for them, more par for the course. At least she got exposed to his dirtiness upfront and walked away.

disposable20201129 · 2020-11-30T05:36:04+00:00

One time, I suddenly got hit with that feeling that I was going to have diarrhea on my way to a date. I pulled into a mall parking lot, found a parking spot, half-ran, half-hobbled into the building, and relieved myself in one of the restrooms on a toilet. I don't know what this dude is on, but he wasn't trying.

eatnthrowtrashaway · 2020-11-30T05:57:07+00:00

Kid you not I’ve had at least two dates where a man has insisted on peeing behind a building or bush while we’re out it’s a instant cue for me to gtfo ew

burntbpd · 2020-11-30T06:12:57+00:00

I'm confused. Why is pooping an issue here?

Edit: I am no longer confused. I thought he used a public restroom. I see I was too naive to give a scrote that benefit of the doubt.

daisy_0720 · 2020-11-30T07:02:44+00:00

They're doing this deliberately to see how much disrespect women will tolerate.

fiercefinance · 2020-11-30T04:32:33+00:00

Can we talk about why she needs to ask Twitter? Obviously it's totally unacceptable but even if you weren't sure, text a friend! Why would you need to put your literal shit out here on the internet?

Danaus_genutia · 2020-11-30T09:16:45+00:00

Men do this kind of shit then shame women when we have a bit of hair on our bodies UGHH SO UNHYGİENİC YUCCCKS

chateauduchat · 2020-11-30T05:59:56+00:00

My narc ex literally after a runway model show pissed in a basement hallway corner while drunk in mall we were at and I was in SHOCK. The mental gymnastics I leapt through to make excuses for his shitty behavior pre FDS has me shook.

pat_labor_of_love · 2020-11-30T08:41:32+00:00

I would wonder what drugs is he on. This is not normal. I am so grossed out by this.

Novemberinthechair · 2020-11-30T06:14:30+00:00

Well yeah, you got turned off. There was no way he could of wiped properly in an alley.

RojavaLover · 2020-11-30T08:06:09+00:00

I honestly think that it's because so many men are out of touch with their bodies, they don't realise they have allergies or an intolerance to something. I bet he was lactose intolerant or something. Smh...

pinkcloudzzz · 2020-11-30T09:35:51+00:00

Is he a toddler???

2020-11-30T05:50:34+00:00

Woman, raise your standards and read a book. Who the hell spells it 'lien?'

veruscka · 2020-11-30T14:13:01+00:00

Like... outside?! I would never speak to them again

to_learn_to_fly · 2020-11-30T22:22:08+00:00

This post and the comments here are the highlight of my day LMAO

Poggersisms · 2020-11-30T02:09:18+00:00

Oh and BET they’re gonna say it’s the funniest quirkiest thing ever and call her lame if she ditches him but if a WOMAN did that she would be, what? Trashy? Ghetto? Feral? Dirty? Embarrassing? Cheap? Manly? BET!

99agent99agent99 · 2021-01-03T09:56:35+00:00

Just saw this can i just say i do have some degree of class and decorum yet i got so sick after dinner once had to make my date stop the car we couldnt make it to a bathroom n i had no choice but to shit in an alleyway. He held a coat to block anyone from seeing me defecate in the street and he helped me wash my clothes after he got me home. I was so sick i had no choice so im curious if this guy was legit sick and couldn't make it it shouldn't be an auto LVM alert 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Title	Thoughts on this?? I feel like he could’ve easily went to a bathroom at a restaurant, store, or gas station? People in the replies say she should give him a chance.
Author	maybeathrowaway5678
Upvotes	194
Comments	60
Date	November 30, 2020 1:36 AM UTC (5 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/FemaleDatingStrategy
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