I bet it's a man pretending to be a woman.

AnniaT · 2020-09-19T15:59:05+00:00

"Never painful and gives the best orgasms ever", sure, pornsick Todd.

Icchy24 · 2020-09-19T15:55:44+00:00

24f...had anal for 5 years. Never has poop smells.

....10000% a man

2020-09-19T16:23:14+00:00

"never had smell" only a man who watches too much porn thinks that women don't have smells in this place. I mean, this "argument" was the most ridiculous here.

Mysterious_Midnight7 · 2020-09-19T15:49:10+00:00

Def a male who has a prostate, hence the orgasms.

Ugly_Swan · 2020-09-19T17:15:13+00:00

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berned-out · 2020-09-19T16:09:38+00:00

It’s the “us ladies” for me

GrapeJuiceEnthusiast · 2020-09-19T15:43:07+00:00

My view on anal is that yes there are probably women out there who genuinely do enjoy it. Like maybe 2% of all women enjoy it. But we should still refuse to do it. Why? Men who ask to do anal don't care if we enjoy it. In fact the reason they actively ask for it is because they know 98% hate it. If the PickMe writing this genuinely believes whatever scrotes she's having anal with care about her pleasure then she's stupid. The entire appeal of anal is to degrade and oppress women, full stop.

Also even if you enjoy it anal leads to SO many health risks which can be Googled if you have the stomach for it.

ItsFreezen · 2020-09-19T17:33:47+00:00

Ask one of your bros to bend you over. Give it a spin.

MonicaLSolis · 2020-09-19T16:47:35+00:00

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2020-09-19T16:46:54+00:00

If it’s not okay to tell other women it’s nasty and painful then it’s not okay to tell other women to do it just because you (definitely a man) want to do it. Stfu. Scrote logic.

LevelTurbulent · 2020-09-19T16:36:07+00:00

I actually know a few women who claim to love anal. Even they would call this a fucking lie. Of course there is pain, at the very least in the beginning. One of the women I know wore a butt plug to work several days a week for months to "train" her asshole. They all talk about how you have to stretch it out. And yes, poop is in there, they all have "funny" stories about poop appearing.

I don't associate with any of these women anymore.

MagnfiqueMaleficent · 2020-09-19T18:46:04+00:00

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2020-09-19T19:05:19+00:00

Things are notsupposed to go up your butt. It is not designed for this. Enjoy your anal prolapse and colon cancer I guess.

EclecticBarbarella · 2020-09-19T16:43:09+00:00

I have an ex friend who “loved” anal but it was 100% validation and her acting out because of sexual abuse. She wanted to be every guys personal porn star, if they wanted to make a snuff film she would have been down just to get him off and feel wanted. It was super unhealthy. And there were no orgasms, women don’t have fucking prostates

GrapeJuiceEnthusiast · 2020-09-19T15:39:25+00:00

Ok PickMe enjoy having to wear adult diapers at 35.

petit_rouge · 2020-09-19T18:46:16+00:00

Look. Yes some women enjoy anal sex. But this is abso-fucking-lutely written by a man. "I've never encountered smell or poop and I've always had amazing orgasms." Okay Brad.

throwawaydoll0 · 2020-09-19T15:38:46+00:00

Definitely a man 😒

Catlife43v3r · 2020-09-19T19:26:02+00:00

“Never painful” sweetie, no. Have you never been consisted or just had a large shit? That hurts when it’s going the way it was supposed to..

shakethat_milkshake · 2020-09-19T20:03:09+00:00

I really would love to see men kicking and screaming about giving me oral sex as much as they bleat about putting their dicks in my ass. Sigh.

localgirlcult · 2020-09-19T20:23:42+00:00

I'm not gonna lie, when I've done it I've enjoyed it. I still don't plan on doing it again. Why? I can have pleasure without it and I don't plan on wearing adult diapers later in life because of a messed up rectum. Also, I would have never been in a situation to try it if porn hadn't put it in all our heads. If you can theoretically do something doesn't mean you should. There are health hazards to this and I don't intend to experience any health problems because of sex with a man. And it's a lie that there wasn't ever any smell during the 5 years. Also fuck off with the Karen bullshit.

Thestral-glow6 · 2020-09-19T17:34:18+00:00

Sorry BRO but we know you’re a fake 🤦🏼‍♀️

dreitzzen · 2020-09-19T21:36:06+00:00

"It's never painful" lmaooooo I tell you the truth: at the beginning is painful. I practiced anal sex very often (in my former pickme days🤮) and that shit hurts.

In my pickme days, I enjoyed painful sex (so sick, I know), I liked degrading sex (again 🤮). I was a pornsick. I was a cool girl "who loves beer, anal sex and be submissive in bed".

Mysterious_Midnight7 · 2020-09-19T15:42:52+00:00

Something about saying "us ladies" makes my radar go off. I'd bet it's a male who thinks he's a woman, though I guess that's the same thing

textbasedpanda · 2020-09-19T20:57:04+00:00

Sis deadass made a new account named iamsomuchbetterthanu just to "call out judgmental women" lmao. Someone is a r/SelfAwarewolves

anxious-american · 2020-09-20T04:18:34+00:00

Anal alone, as far as I know, cannot easily give a female an orgasm. The gspot is in the vagina, and the clitoris is outside of the body. Anal stimulation all by itself ain't gonna get a girl off.

...Also, no discomfort? At all? Ever? How tiny must the dude's dick be?

DEFINITELY written by a man (who doesn't understand female anatomy)

Meepnit · 2020-09-19T15:59:00+00:00

Just some LVM larping as a woman, it's sad really...

berned-out · 2020-09-19T17:30:48+00:00

"Amazing orgasms always"! That sounds like an informercial for a vibrator. The selling point being it's way more generous and reliable than the average man.

vmuzondi · 2020-09-20T01:42:36+00:00

This person is straight up lying. Not even gay men feel this way about anal.

naenita_ · 2020-09-19T16:29:36+00:00

Nope I refuse to believe it feels good at all, no matter how many times someone tries to convince me.

electroloop · 2020-09-19T15:43:26+00:00

Lol his username is incredibly ironic, wtf.

If this is a woman, she’s the ultimate pickmeisha. Her asshole must be gaping wide enough that you could fit a Toyota Yaris in it. Absolutely NOTHING about anal sex is enjoyable. It’s unnatural and solely benefits the man.

I’ve never heard of a kind and caring man who engages in anal with their partner. Any man who’s obsessed with anal is always a LVM with a severe porn addiction and a passion to “assert dominance” over a female.

2020-09-19T19:08:34+00:00

When are these men just going to admit they’re gay?? It’s 2020, you don’t need to hide anymore.

sharpbehind · 2020-09-19T22:52:01+00:00

It's a dude who thinks he's clever. He's not, as usual.

MagnfiqueMaleficent · 2020-09-20T01:50:42+00:00

Look at fucking Chad. He’s selling anal sex to “us ladies” as non painful and poopless plus easy to orgasm from. He STILL doesn’t know where the clit is.

dahmerloveszombies · 2020-09-19T20:36:40+00:00

obvious man

modernmedusaa · 2020-09-19T19:16:57+00:00

🤢🤢🤢🤢

2020-09-19T21:23:51+00:00

the asshole is a one way orifice.

SarcasmSlide · 2020-09-20T01:39:13+00:00

For any ladies who missed it, this is why we’re not having anal sex.

LeyMio · 2020-09-20T02:34:58+00:00

It is hilarious that he used the word "Karen" when he sounded exactly like a raging Karen himself.

2020-09-19T18:19:16+00:00

Seriously...I truly believe those women only have anal to satisfy the guy because what is so nice about having the feeling of a turd leaving and re-entering your ass.

2020-09-19T20:52:34+00:00

What? This is not a woman

lunatigre · 2020-09-20T04:13:02+00:00

Definitely a man. I'm not going to google it, but I recall hearing their prostate gets stimulated when they're penetrated anally. So if a guy want's to do anal, just tell him to bring his preferred dildo and you'll oblige.

cherieblosum · 2020-09-20T05:12:10+00:00

It's a man, and he's jacking off as he wrote that.

Merryprankstress · 2020-09-19T23:11:26+00:00

Oh man she's really gonna love having to wear adult diapers way too early in life.

moon_prophet · 2020-09-19T23:29:59+00:00

Sounds fake for sure

HealingGumsMurphy01 · 2020-09-20T03:55:59+00:00

Yep that's a man. It's possible to do anal but it has to be done very slowly and carefully, and use lots of lube. And you sure don't put anything in your ass big enough to cause anal prolapse.

NaurathDominionSpy · 2020-09-20T15:41:29+00:00

That username and the use of “Karen”, bruh come on 🤦🏼‍♀️

Title	I bet it's a man pretending to be a woman.
Author	Lilybb16
Upvotes	252
Comments	91
Date	September 19, 2020 3:37 PM UTC (5 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/FemaleDatingStrategy
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