Teehee

Sashamorningmidnight · 2020-11-14T20:45:11+00:00

This is how i sleep knowing im only buying for me. A sweet and safe sleep.

SpaceC4se · 2020-11-14T19:52:48+00:00

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groserogorra · 2020-11-14T20:17:39+00:00

Shit, he should buy ME a Ps5 if I don't get myself one.

Jenjofred · 2020-11-14T20:20:21+00:00

How did this become a thing that women do for men? What the hell happened? I don't remember seeing a single meme about a woman giving up a kidney to get her man a gaming console when the ps4 came out, or any other console.

I really don't understand how these scrotes got so fucking entitled. Buy your own shit.

Edit: thank you, kind stranger!

FirePreferred · 2020-11-14T19:45:56+00:00

And never would I ever

Lattika · 2020-11-14T22:02:13+00:00

Wait. Some women are really out there forking over almost 400$ for a console they won't get anything out of and will make their bfs pay less attention to them? I thought that was a joke.

I guess it's different if it's something you'll both use but even then it should be 50/50.

driftinglochawe · 2020-11-14T20:27:04+00:00

Sure darling, I’ll get you a PS5 and you can get me a Nvidia 3090 😘

mikobaby · 2020-11-14T21:27:33+00:00

More like why hasn’t he gotten me a PS5 yet? Consider divorce mode 😂

ApartPersonality · 2020-11-15T03:57:14+00:00

Cats will never ask you for a PS5. Just saying.

WiccanLuna · 2020-11-14T22:13:23+00:00

I honestly have no idea what would possess a woman to spend hundreds of dollars on a console they’ll never use. It’s like “yay now he’ll get to ignore me even more now” 🤮

But you better believe I’m gonna pick one up for myself tho :)

2020-11-14T20:45:03+00:00

🤣😁

gothicctemptress · 2020-11-15T03:18:29+00:00

Today I bought myself a nice new flatscreen TV and sound bar. Just because.

Don’t forget to spoil yourselves, ladies.

Newwavesupport3657 · 2020-11-14T21:41:41+00:00

A grown ass man who plays video games all day is such a turn off lol

ariaa126 · 2020-11-14T23:47:22+00:00

I don’t understand why women need to buy a ps5 or any game consoles for their boyfriends. I’d rather buy it for myself.

saint-jezebel · 2020-11-14T21:42:05+00:00

How I sleep knowing I wasn’t going to buy it anyway.

typeadhd · 2020-11-15T00:01:29+00:00

Honestly it’s so weird that so many men are glorifying this

Y’all remember when the $500 Dyson hair appliances came out women weren’t en masse saying that their male partners should buy them those hair tools 🤷‍♀️

Just a little observation

Hmtnsw · 2020-11-14T23:40:32+00:00

My ex bought me my own PS4 after already buying his own.

I saw on my Snpachat that an old friend bought a PS5 and the first thing that came to mind was she bought it with her own money for herself and her man.

fairywakes · 2020-11-15T00:19:36+00:00

The scrotes at my work were talking about the xbox prerelease being $700. Only a 🤡 would spend that much money on a system for a boyfriend only for him to pay less attention to her. Get real.

505-Minute-Drive · 2020-11-14T22:01:51+00:00

Lool this is good, scrote gold digging "humor" on twitter annoys me so. I actually picked up the PS5 for myself though, I can give pics. Despite the fact that there aren't a lot of PS5 or next gen games yet, I quite enjoy seeing my PS4 games in stunning detail. The new controllers are a game changer.

BabyGotBantz · 2020-11-14T23:26:16+00:00

Women who buy their men expensive gifts 🤡🤡🤡

Are y’all dense? Make him buy you gifts or kick him to the curb and get a vibrator. Or make him a hand knit beanie or some thoughtful shit.

Ok_Satisfaction1911 · 2020-11-14T22:50:19+00:00

I can’t believe this is actually a thing and not just a running joke. I mean, I actually can very much believe it. But UGH. Wild.

321tina321 · 2020-11-14T21:49:20+00:00

Accept for yourself...? You should definitely still buy one for yourself if you have money!! Oh no wait ps4 still has better games right now and It's going to be that way for a loooong time.

luna_prismatic · 2020-11-15T00:27:47+00:00

One time, I dated a guy whose birthday fell within the same week as me. When the week before “birthday week” rolled around, I, despite having just faced a huge unexpected financial setback, spent the last of my dollars going all around the city to buy him gifts. I also wrote seven personalized hand written love letters, so he could open them on each day. I literally slept on a bare floor inside an apartment with no curtains, electricity, or running water and stole sandwiches from the convenience store because I had literally no money left after buying and sending his gifts. When my birthday rolled around, he promised to call me, but didn’t. I called him and he answered, drunk, at a party, and YELLED at me on the phone for “not allowing him to have friends and freedom.” Days later, when he finally decided to talk to me again, I asked him if he sent me a gift. He said he used the money for my gift to buy HIMSELF a PS4, but that it was really a gift for me, because now he would be at home more and parties less, which meant he would talk to me more. Guess who ended up sitting there alone in a dark apartment for weeks waiting for calls that never came because he was too busy gaming and if I said anything I “wasn’t letting him have hobbies” 🤡 I never want to hear a man say shit about a gaming console ever again lol. The hatred I have for men who play video games is real lol

HoneyNJ2000 · 2020-11-14T21:57:04+00:00

Why would anyone even want to waste their time with some douche bag who plays video games, let alone BUY him a game console?

I mean, unless you're 18 or 20 years old, what female does that?

2020-11-14T20:38:20+00:00

I laughed so hard 😂

2020-11-14T22:33:59+00:00

I want one for myself :(

sodium18 · 2020-11-15T01:17:36+00:00

Except I kinda wanna buy one for myself. I guess I do have a gaming PC but I haven't been this excited about a console for a while

mybellyhurts_ · 2020-11-15T05:59:03+00:00

My one friend spent >$300 on her ex boyfriend for his birthday & he left her a month after. This is why I don’t but guys anything

mirodus · 2020-11-15T06:39:30+00:00

LMAO MEEEE i swear 40% of my anxiety disappeared once i stopped dating

SpaceC4se · 2020-11-14T22:01:17+00:00

Plus it won't make him stay, so..

ieattoomuchjack · 2020-11-15T02:19:00+00:00

All the girls buying their man a PS5 are the same girls who don’t get anything from their man. Not even a a simple text back or loyalty. What a shame woman have lost their mind these days.

2020-11-14T23:15:01+00:00

Yes

I buy myself one, aint no man takin my game

liveyourreverie · 2020-11-14T23:26:19+00:00

LMFAO never.

heartofgemz · 2020-11-15T02:50:23+00:00

Same but with more slobber. That sleep is deep!

ilovewoofles123 · 2020-11-15T08:41:04+00:00

I have an Instagram account and follow some meme pages. For some reason they’re always misogynistic to an extreme degree and I’ve been seeing so many posts regarding the ps5. I’ve been unfollowing some of them because you can tell they just hate women— whether or not it’s about the ps5. One of them was detailing about how “some bitch” Boucher this dude a ps5 and how he felt so guilty because he’s been cheating on her and the fact he doesn’t deserve it. THESE MEN KNOW THEY JUST DON’T CARE 🤷‍♀️

SmoothDaikon · 2020-11-15T02:59:46+00:00

I’m buying it for myself lmao.

Silverpool2018 · 2020-11-15T03:55:30+00:00

He should buy me one. I love a nice, sweet game like Stardew Valley sometimes.

Oh wait... I'll buy myself one pretty soon.

themintmitten · 2020-11-15T05:23:37+00:00

I remember how back then I bought my ex a wii u even though he was a complete POS!

Ah, i was such a pick me!

randomgirlimok · 2020-11-15T19:42:08+00:00

I just watched a TikTok where the wife put a note under his dirty laundry that he will win a ps5 if he picks up his clothes. This is the equivalent of a chore chart with gold stars

InayahDaneen · 2020-11-16T00:51:01+00:00

I was actually thinking this the other night, how I don’t have to worry over anyone but myself. I felt so grateful 💞

gothicctemptress · 2020-11-15T11:10:33+00:00

How I sleep knowing my child is free of the mind fuckery most partners bring me. X

Title	Teehee
Author	iLikeGooodboys
Upvotes	4542
Comments	98
Date	November 14, 2020 7:36 PM UTC (5 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/FemaleDatingStrategy
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