The Bar is in Hell Expressions

toothfairyyx · 2021-11-11T01:15:32+00:00

The bar is lower than their floor mattresses.

EffectiveHoneydew422 · 2021-11-11T02:29:49+00:00

"In recent geological excavation of the Mariana Trench, researchers found "The Bar" "

Superb-Cancel9071 · 2021-11-11T03:31:14+00:00

The bar is so low they'd find the clit first

Fun_Sherbet · 2021-11-11T02:25:25+00:00

Wait, there's a bar?

hurtstobehuman · 2021-11-11T02:40:29+00:00

The bar is lower than the amount of money they are willing to spend on a date.

whiskey_and_oreos · 2021-11-11T01:05:53+00:00

The bar needs a search party

hurtstobehuman · 2021-11-11T01:08:50+00:00

The bar is so low, it made the dead sea depressed

ceramicunicorn · 2021-11-11T02:05:42+00:00

The bar is so low, it exists on a 2D flat plane.

hurtstobehuman · 2021-11-11T01:11:54+00:00

The bar is so low, satan stepped over it.

Ok-Performance5997 · 2021-11-11T01:29:33+00:00

The bar is so low that’s it’s been melted down by the earths inner core.

__kamikaze__ · 2021-11-11T03:07:35+00:00

The bar is so low, it’s lower than a scrote’s saggy old ballsack.

Maingurl · 2021-11-11T03:33:25+00:00

The bar is so low it hit the earth's core.

The bar hangs lower than a porn sick limp dick.

LittleSnackPack58 · 2021-11-11T04:26:19+00:00

The bar is so low that it's a tripping hazard.

huevos_and_whiskey · 2021-11-11T05:09:19+00:00

The bar is so low, Cerberus is chewing on it.

hopeful_flounder93 · 2021-11-11T01:12:56+00:00

It's flossing Satan's buttcheeks.

aurelia_86 · 2021-11-11T02:24:42+00:00

The bar is so low you'd need to go on a deep sea exploration mission to find it.

The bar is buried so deep inside a polar ice cap that we may only see it once climate change melts the Arctic and Antarctic circles.

shockingupdate · 2021-11-11T04:28:52+00:00

This bar is so low I found it at Dollar Tree. Bar’s lower than a pickme’s self-esteem. Hades himself constructed this bar with his own two hands, from the depths of despair and agony. A bar so low you could use it as a turnstile. Granny’s grocery store coupon looking-ass bar. CERN could find anything in this immeasurably large universe, except the bar.

LR_today · 2021-11-11T05:07:55+00:00

The bar is so low James Cameron couldn't explore that deep.

salthoney · 2021-11-11T06:05:06+00:00

The bar is trapped in a collapsed mine, living on emergency rations and waiting to be rescued.

Noemie_Mathilde · 2021-11-11T05:19:19+00:00

Hades is currently doing a Scottish Sword Dance with the bar.

GabbaG0ul · 2021-11-11T06:13:08+00:00

The bar is in Mariana’s trench. In theory. We do not have the technology to confirm.

Eqvvi · 2021-11-11T10:03:10+00:00

The bar's so low we've reached the 9th depth of hell. Then the scrotes knocked from under the floor.

Similar-Tart-4848 · 2021-11-11T09:26:05+00:00

The standards are Hades’ towel rack

taschana · 2021-11-11T11:11:18+00:00

And yet, imagine all the mental gymnastics they do to still limbo dance the low bar...

BooksandEarlGreyTea · 2021-11-11T12:37:44+00:00

The bar is extremely low, but never as low as scrote's ability to dig a trench to limbo under it

sleepysiri · 2021-11-11T13:57:46+00:00

The bar has receded further back than their hairlines 😪

hurtstobehuman · 2021-11-11T01:22:04+00:00

The bar is so low, it’s in Tartarus?!

elementalvirago · 2021-11-11T03:14:30+00:00

The bar is so low, it's a tavern in Hell.

SupermarketObvious92 · 2021-11-11T12:47:11+00:00

The bar is so low it came out on the other side of the earth and is now traveling the solar system.

samedinuitmort · 2021-11-11T15:55:39+00:00

The bar is so low this scrote might bump his head on it

Ya know, because he’s short

LizardInFirst · 2021-11-11T01:07:12+00:00

The bar is closed indefinitely due to lockdown restrictions.

Big-Respond8481 · 2021-11-11T15:09:36+00:00

The bar has just molten in the earth's core and is now non-existent.

Space_Gators · 2021-11-11T16:40:24+00:00

The bar is so low a roach couldn’t fit under it

xfelugirlx · 2021-11-11T02:41:17+00:00

The bar is lower than paris hilton’s pants in the 2000’s

Spittens · 2021-11-11T02:50:23+00:00

The bar is so low, it long since melted away in the core of the earth.

Biracial_tooth_fairy · 2021-11-11T04:58:14+00:00

The bar is so low, not even Satan goes there

The_Cat_Empress · 2021-11-12T04:27:09+00:00

The bar is so low that Virgil and Dante tripped over it in their trip to the 9th circle of Inferno. 😂

hurtstobehuman · 2021-11-11T01:45:06+00:00

The bar is so low, satan used it to catapult to earth and shape-shift as the scrotes that brought most of us to this sub.

CrazyPaine · 2021-11-12T00:05:06+00:00

The bar is DJ Scratching at the Clit.

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Title	The Bar is in Hell Expressions
Author	hurtstobehuman
Upvotes	302
Comments	69
Date	November 11, 2021 12:58 AM UTC (4 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/FemaleDatingStrategy
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