Yikes

xYennefer · 2020-08-27T08:41:46+00:00

Okay, just checked out her profile history, and she is DEFINITELY only doing this for attention and rewards. I noticed a lot of posts and comments she made along the lines of “Does this sub really give away awards?” and “Why does this post have so many awards?” This girl seems to have an obsession with reddit awards, and figured the easiest way to fish for them would be to say something completely ridiculous to please men on AskMen Lmfaooooo!!!!

Elegant-Stop · 2020-08-27T05:30:09+00:00

For me, friendship is a two way street, to get emotional support you have to give and I’m sorry but a smile is not enough in return for all the emotional, physical and financial labor she is discussing.

Never has a male platonic friend ever given me flowers or supported me emotionally in any way so I think smiled and reddit awards are the only thanks she’s going to receive. Hope she gets picked.

zerosnezzy · 2020-08-27T05:25:24+00:00

He’s still gonna cheat sis

Kenkerz00i · 2020-08-27T08:31:39+00:00

Wow, the fact that I almost fell in to this trap, like I also very very briefly had the mindset of her bc of what I would read on the askmen subreddit. But you ladies have shown me that these spoiled men just want to be babied while at the same time on a deeper level hating the woman that is doing all that for them. Fucking scrotes. I’m not working this hard at my self for some dickwanking fuck without brains to tell me I need to bring him flowers bc he never gets that. Where tf are my flowers?

Sage_Planter · 2020-08-27T05:26:58+00:00

I'm embarrassed for her.

husheveryone · 2020-08-27T05:43:57+00:00

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peaka25 · 2020-08-27T05:51:08+00:00

This is so embarrassing. She's talking about them as if they're puppies. 🙄 Literally who are these adorable men? Where are they? She's trying so desperately hard to earn their allegiance. More women need to learn that trying to win over men gets you absolutely nowhere.

Mindard · 2020-08-27T06:11:15+00:00

Wants to be picked by multiple guys. Is this a higher level?

lilygranhpp00 · 2020-08-27T05:30:12+00:00

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whydenny · 2020-08-27T13:15:48+00:00

I lost at 'being finally seen and heard'. Sis, they're the only ones being seen and heard ever!

devilooo · 2020-08-27T06:09:34+00:00

This is big yikes, Im feeling actually disgusted, about to puke.

ninetiesbaby16 · 2020-08-27T09:52:45+00:00

Ok which one of you ladies wrote this as a parody? 😅Because no one can convince me this post is for real, I refuse to believe this is legit.

wereallthrowaway · 2020-08-27T06:13:03+00:00

I want to be a good high quality friend to any human who I click with and also treat them with kindness and respect. That being said pm me your gratefulness as their handle just lets me know what this person is about.

vmuzondi · 2020-08-27T13:19:04+00:00

I couldn’t even finish reading. I’ve had guy friends. They make fun of women like this because they seem desperate. Never ever do this for men. They don’t appreciate it.

SuccessfulShow5 · 2020-08-27T06:07:31+00:00

Oh my look at all those awards 😂😂

Rockypoo13 · 2020-08-27T11:45:54+00:00

Soooo they want us to do all these things for them, but if we expect it in return we're gold digging, attention wh*ring, crazy bi***es?

2020-08-27T07:43:09+00:00

The worst part to me about this is that I think she actually is successfully creating “good” relationships with LVM. She is buying them flowers, catering to their every need. Of course they like her. Attention ladies! This is how to have a successful relationship with a LVM. Buy them flowers and call them adorable. They are going to like her until they can’t use her anymore and suck her dry. This girl has been trained to cater to men and probably legitimately cannot even see any poor treatment they do to her because she has been trained that they are important and above her and she doesn’t matter. I’m sad for her. She is doing so much for the wrong kind of person

sexualfoodpantry · 2020-08-27T05:34:13+00:00

There are some tremendously thristy pick-mes in that subreddit. I cringed for them long before I found FDS.

carameals · 2020-08-27T08:03:19+00:00

Is she talking about male children under the age of 5? Because it makes more sense if she is 🤷🏻‍♀️

q----q · 2020-08-27T08:13:57+00:00

LMFAO 💀💀 this is so tragically hilarious

superlittlestitous · 2020-08-27T13:55:51+00:00

I get that they only posted this to get rewards but I can't decide if I want to laugh, cringe or roll my eyes over this. Hands down one of the worst posts for the pure attention seeking/ a bit pathetic part but also because what a damn lie 😂😂😂 don't build up their already large egos with this nonsense. This. Ain't. It. Sis.

Additionally I just saw the "be an emotional support for them." With all the times a man has told me to stop being emotional especially from something he caused?? I'll pass.

enchantedglow · 2020-08-27T08:40:45+00:00

What are they, children? This is a new level of pathetic, even for reddit men and pickmeishas

mandoa_sky · 2020-08-27T10:15:22+00:00

i read it. i thought the OP LARPing as a lady.

Inspection-Critical · 2020-08-27T13:39:13+00:00

Flowers?? To male friends???

millionssomething · 2020-08-27T14:55:40+00:00

My ex 🤡 had a new girlfriend like this and guess what?

He still tried to sleep with me while they were together 🤡🤡

wondertarget · 2020-08-27T05:26:43+00:00

I know this isn't, but I'm going to hope for her sake that this is satire and she's being sarcastic.

dntbfllikeidid · 2020-08-27T05:53:56+00:00

🤮

cece188 · 2020-08-27T11:34:46+00:00

Points 4 and 5 make me roll my eyes. I wish she could ask herself, do these men that I call my friends do the same for me? I can assure you most men do not care about your struggles/emotionally supporting you.

She’s probably a running joke within her male friends. I feel bad.

ChristianGirl93 · 2020-08-27T11:45:39+00:00

Hell nah, if scrotes would pick about the food I used to make them, imagine giving them flowers, IMAGINE, “oh, these are okay, but you know I really love the color blue, if you could get all blue flowers next time.” The audacity

NihilisticBuddhism · 2020-08-27T14:43:48+00:00

This was 100% posted by a male.

Lmfao no woman would type this shit up. Literally almost all the posts on there are by males posing as women.

IAteTheDragon · 2020-08-27T08:03:24+00:00

Maybe she did it for internet points!

balladwilds · 2020-08-27T09:59:27+00:00

LMAO embarassing ! i genuinely feel second hand embarrassment

helena939392 · 2020-08-27T08:35:30+00:00

This made me puke in my mouth a little bit

purasangria · 2020-08-27T11:22:04+00:00

Give them flowers???

🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮

enchantedglow · 2020-08-27T08:39:48+00:00

😂😂😂😂

Novemberinthechair · 2020-08-27T11:11:13+00:00

So pathetic. I'm sorry, but it is. I'm not even sure if a woman wrote this. Buy flowers? Huh? Is this a dude who thinks being a woman is a piece of cake, or a low self-esteem woman who wants attention.

Lavender_flow · 2020-08-27T09:15:13+00:00

Barf.

This would be adorable if it was equal, that her friends did that back. But lets face it, it is so fucking not. If she is talking about her problems her so called "guy friends" are just thinking about boning her. I always had more guy friends, than girls, but I have started making more active choices to have more women around me. I like my guy friends a lot, but my best friend after 4 years of friendship confessed that he was deeply in love with me (after I broke up with my ex at the time). I turned him down, and unlike most men- he actually took it like a man and accepted my choice and we continued our friendship. He never in those 6 years of friendship touched me inappropriately or came on to me- ever, after that. He accepted my decision and never tried to "change my mind" etc. He was a really good friend. But he still had feelings for me, and It happened to me once before with another guy, and he "dumped" my friendship after I turned him down.

Secondly, One of my very close guy friends now told me drunkenly at a party during one of those "truth or dare" situations (which is honestly lame when the people you are hanging with are all 25+) that he had thought about me naked, because as he said "I am a very attractive woman". I am in a LTR and we are still together, and I was with the same guy when he said it. Now I know he would never act on it, because I know how he is, but even the most platonic friendships- if you are attractive, men think about you sexually. Lets be fucking real here. I am glad my friend is honest with me, but our friendship is also a two way street. I support him and he supports me.

So this whole fucking pickme shit is embarrassing to read. If a guy isnt giving you 50/50 in a friendship, gtfo, because then he is definitely just thinking about banging you, if he actually cares about you he will push his "urges" aside and focus on the friendship.

KetoKittenAround · 2020-08-27T13:55:16+00:00

🤡

yucca22 · 2020-08-27T08:41:31+00:00

Lmaoooo oh my goood

liondale · 2020-08-27T12:58:03+00:00

🤢🤢

Villanelloh · 2020-08-27T13:33:38+00:00

If it's a fake post to farm awards and karma I tip my hat to her haha

HapticGloves · 2020-08-27T15:19:37+00:00

So she’s determined to treat men the way some men have treated women for generations? Like children. Cool. This could work out. My adult man would probably laugh a bit too loudly at her.

myousername · 2020-08-27T17:31:34+00:00

The smile is "nice, found a new sucker to exploit"

Eat_Pant_b0ss · 2020-08-27T18:00:39+00:00

"Despite the fact that the whole world is designed to cater to men i shall change all my behaviors to also cater to men"

Layla-bg · 2020-08-27T18:13:51+00:00

This makes me feel sick.

purrlikabaws · 2020-08-27T15:00:08+00:00

This so so cringeeee

Attempt_Historical · 2020-08-27T20:26:29+00:00

This reminds of my cringe past "Tradfem" self , If i had a time machine I would scold myself for acting this way.

Noemie_Mathilde · 2020-08-28T07:34:01+00:00

I am sure Ted Bundy is just an adorable man.

sadocapitalist · 2020-08-27T16:33:46+00:00

Simp.

Platipus6 · 2020-08-27T06:09:32+00:00

Brainwashing complete :(

We've lost her to the bottomless pit of male neediness, she's going to be busy for eternity.

glowingupasafds · 2020-08-27T07:14:29+00:00

this made me say “ew” out loud

diorgasm · 2020-08-27T22:55:16+00:00

🤢🤢🤢

whysys · 2020-08-27T16:23:21+00:00

Against the grain but I'm equalist in compliments. Someone gets a new haircut and looking fresh in the office? I'm going to tell them. Someone's top brings out the colour of their eyes, yup I'm going to tell them. Man or woman.

However I do it to randoms in the shared kitchen or colleagues I see all the time the same. Anyone deserves to hear the nice vibe you're thinking in my opinion. I don't simper, grovel or bribe for friendship or attention like this pickmeisha is doing...

Title	Yikes
Author	lilygranhpp00
Upvotes	314
Comments	86
Date	August 27, 2020 5:22 AM UTC (5 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/FemaleDatingStrategy
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/FemaleDatingStrategy/comments/ihf80w/yikes/
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