Anti-Men Media Machine strikes again

tablepants · 2017-02-28T12:15:17+00:00

are we sure this isn't just re-branded buzzfeed?

gmcalabr · 2017-02-28T12:39:36+00:00

Downvote me, it's fine, I know it's coming. But seriously, if you guys continue to take places like buzzfeed as your source for "what horrible feminists say" and places like dailymail foractual news, you're gonna think the world is out for us. Sure, this post is terrible. There are stupid feminists out there. There are enough shitbag feminists out there to find multiple shitposts daily. Thats the nature of a world with 7B people. But just like people are scared of all the crime reporting going on now as opposed to 20 years ago, the reality is different.

What I'm trying to say is, this sub has turned into a bunch of I dont know what's sniveling and getting offended over every stupid, largely fake or purposefully trolling, not-actually-news article and post. If what you want is to just get mad so you have something to talk about, fine. But no one is going to take that seriously and no one should.

Edit: wow, thanks for the gold! First gilded comment I think.

2nd Edit: I've been banned from r/feminism for my one and only, semi-critical post, but gilded in r/mensrights for a a comment that's directly critical of the r/mensrights community. I don't mean to encourage anyone to thinking badly of r/feminism or feminists. But it's gotta say something about people hanging out over here. Thanks guys and gals for the discussions.

joshl99 · 2017-02-28T10:40:22+00:00

TV Show in the picture is The Inbetweeners.

3226 · 2017-02-28T15:49:04+00:00

People do realise this is a scene from the inbetweeners don't they?

feedmecarrots · 2017-02-28T11:56:38+00:00

They will never miss an opportunity to bash straight men. Women have to take some of the blame. They expect men "to just get it" without communicating their individual needs.

Expandedcelt · 2017-02-28T13:30:37+00:00

So who are better? Gay men?

Mylon · 2017-02-28T13:55:44+00:00

Translation:

I have the hots for this gay guy but he's totally not into me so I'm going to fetishize him but it's okay because I'm doing it by making fun of straight men.

Geralt-of_Rivia · 2017-02-28T15:35:43+00:00

I'm surprised they didn't specify their favorite race to hate too.

RoRo25 · 2017-02-28T11:51:29+00:00

The GUY just lays there...yeah ok.

bigodiel · 2017-02-28T14:31:05+00:00

Planking is so 2011 .....

Dazz316 · 2017-02-28T13:08:06+00:00

You know, men are biologically easier to please than woman and gay people have a distinct advantage over straight people. I honestly can believe this one.

suninabox · 2017-02-28T18:34:39+00:00

Why is the first post I'm seeing on /r/all from MensRights in a long while about some bullshit clickbait article instead of something actually important like sentencing disparity between men and women, or disproportionately allocated resources for domestic violence sufferers?

What "right" is this violating? Do you think people shouldn't allowed to say dumb sexist things?

Imnotmrabut · 2017-02-28T09:40:31+00:00

The study, which was carried out by Indiana University, Chapman University and Claremont Graduate University, showed that the number of people who said they normally came during sex were:

65% of heterosexual women

66% of bisexual women

86% of lesbian women

88% of bisexual men

89% of gay men

95% of heterosexual men

It’s not really a surprise that of the six groups studied, the three who said they came most were men, and the three who came least were women.

What? Straight privilege in the Big "O"? Maybe I should turn straight and improve my sex life! Or is the issue having some Tutti-Frutti in bed and avoiding low quality vanilla?

Differences in Orgasm Frequency Among Gay, Lesbian, Bisexual, and Heterosexual Men and Women in a U.S. National Sample.

There is a notable gap between heterosexual men and women in frequency of orgasm during sex. Little is known, however, about sexual orientation differences in orgasm frequency. We examined how over 30 different traits or behaviors were associated with frequency of orgasm when sexually intimate during the past month. We analyzed a large US sample of adults (N = 52,588) who identified as heterosexual men (n = 26,032), gay men (n = 452), bisexual men (n = 550), lesbian women (n = 340), bisexual women (n = 1112), and heterosexual women (n = 24,102). Heterosexual men were most likely to say they usually-always orgasmed when sexually intimate (95%), followed by gay men (89%), bisexual men (88%), lesbian women (86%), bisexual women (66%), and heterosexual women (65%). Compared to women who orgasmed less frequently, women who orgasmed more frequently were more likely to: receive more oral sex, have longer duration of last sex, be more satisfied with their relationship, ask for what they want in bed, praise their partner for something they did in bed, call/email to tease about doing something sexual, wear sexy lingerie, try new sexual positions, anal stimulation, act out fantasies, incorporate sexy talk, and express love during sex. Women were more likely to orgasm if their last sexual encounter included deep kissing, manual genital stimulation, and/or oral sex in addition to vaginal intercourse. We consider sociocultural and evolutionary explanations for these orgasm gaps. The results suggest a variety of behaviors couples can try to increase orgasm frequency.

Frederick, D. A., John, H. K. St., Garcia, J. R., & Lloyd, E. A. (2017). Differences in Orgasm Frequency Among Gay, Lesbian, Bisexual, and Heterosexual Men and Women in a U.S. National Sample. Archives of Sexual Behavior, 1–16. https://doi.org/10.1007/s10508-017-0939-z

Not_Just_Any_Lurker · 2017-02-28T11:31:44+00:00

I'm not surprised they don't gloss over evolution in women's history classes.

1one1one · 2017-02-28T17:32:13+00:00

I saw this on the BBC too

TacoFupa · 2017-02-28T13:24:14+00:00

It's as if humanity could exist without straight sex.

kutuup1989 · 2017-02-28T12:40:43+00:00

To be fair, I am SHITE at sex.

Catsaiah · 2017-02-28T18:11:02+00:00

Has anyone considered that this is a joke

The dude is planking

The dude is "straight"

He's gonna be bad at the sex

Gambizzle · 2017-02-28T20:08:34+00:00

Oh look, feminists generalizing an entire group of people off of zero information and logic.

ISmellADerp · 2017-02-28T14:12:19+00:00

It's hard to even get upset about this shit anymore, it's generally becoming absurd, and what I don't think these publishers realize is that it's beginning to hurt them.

KTMN88 · 2017-02-28T13:57:58+00:00

Poor Will.

ChaosOpen · 2017-02-28T17:24:03+00:00

The headline should have been "women too hard to please, bring baggage, some men switching teams: report"

mitts281 · 2017-02-28T18:17:40+00:00

His body being literally straight in the picture doesn't mean anything?

MichaelPlague · 2017-02-28T18:23:11+00:00

As a straight male I wouldn't know, i've never fucked one.

adamscus · 2017-02-28T20:13:13+00:00

I dont think a gay woman can satisfy a straight woman but a straight man can...

Adamtess · 2017-02-28T20:28:29+00:00

I'm just always excited to see The Inbetweeners

real60westbasser · 2017-03-01T02:03:45+00:00

Doesn't matter had sex!

odwol · 2017-03-01T02:36:11+00:00

WTF I have a 100% orgasm rate for myself. Has to be the straight women who are the worst if they can't get off every time. For comparison if you lean down to tie your shoe and you know how to do it then when you get back up your shoe should be tied.

CRISPR · 2017-02-28T13:59:12+00:00

When I first saw the results of the statistics I immediately thought that may be "standard" or "normal" people have less pleasure in it because they are not seeking overindulgence which many sexually "non-traditional" folks do. There is element of overindulgence in all this advertised "sexual experimentation". Experiment on bacteria, on mentos and coke. "Experiments" on what gives you the most pleasure in "sex" are not experiments: it's just decadence.

grubblenub · 2017-02-28T15:00:40+00:00

Anit-men media machine sounds like a sweet band name

Gambizzle · 2017-02-28T21:01:12+00:00

And we're all rapists too. Yaaaawn... this doesn't even make sense. Not worth my time/effort.

BriddickthFox · 2017-02-28T21:42:37+00:00

...Then why do lesbians use fake dicks to fuck each other?

DPvol22 · 2017-02-28T13:17:28+00:00

Are they?

Shiroi_Kage · 2017-02-28T16:31:16+00:00

So women should aim for gay men to have sex with?

Rambling_Giant · 2017-02-28T16:31:55+00:00

IDK, I'm pretty terrible at sex.

pasdepeanut · 2017-02-28T16:36:19+00:00

TIL becoming gay makes you better at sex

biscuitatus · 2017-02-28T16:45:52+00:00

That's funny, that not what ShortList's mom said..

TheCatBath · 2017-02-28T17:11:02+00:00

Straight like a board lol hahaha

Butt_Dickiss · 2017-02-28T17:12:37+00:00

Straight men in long term relationships are the worst at sex.

poorpersonality · 2017-02-28T17:40:47+00:00

Bigger boys have told that it's good if something's straight and not hanging in a situation like that.

billyjohn · 2017-02-28T17:42:55+00:00

Idk..I'm pretty good at it, I think? My motto is "if you don't cum, I'm not done"

This would not be helpful to a necrophiliac.

GreasedLightning · 2017-02-28T18:26:33+00:00

Welp there's only 3 contenders and we get laid the least of them, so... Once again the little Buzzards not wrong, just fucking cunty.

Sawses · 2017-02-28T18:26:47+00:00

To be fair here, that guy looks like he's trying to imitate otter copulation. Still, not the worst thing since he's otter-ing someone who looks like her.

Charmingaxelotl · 2017-02-28T19:06:49+00:00

How the fuck would they even know straight women aren't exactly fucking gay dudes as often as you would need to come up with a hypothesis of this nature.

2017-02-28T19:43:57+00:00

PLANKING PRANK 2017 (GONE WRONG GONE SEXUAL IN THE BED!!!!!)

Loreki · 2017-02-28T20:08:45+00:00

Why, yes, I am terrible in bed. Thank you for noticing science.

2017-02-28T21:27:48+00:00

If they always cum though, doesn't that actually make them the best?! ;)

ALDUINSBANE · 2017-02-28T21:30:46+00:00

I'm gonna try that move tonight

ILuvRedHeadz · 2017-02-28T21:58:17+00:00

Then why are there so many white guys in porn?

chaosbutters · 2017-02-28T23:49:54+00:00

Idk, it's actually true. Gets in the way of my relationship

ccosby · 2017-02-28T23:57:28+00:00

Is that guy planking in that picture? If not is he doing some kinda of superman flight move?

As a straight man I'm more offended at that picture vs the text above it. I don't think I've even done something that weird while having sex. Either I'm doing something wrong or he is.

500Rads · 2017-03-01T00:11:50+00:00

Stereotyping people negativly because of the colour of their skin is racist

usernameinvalid9000 · 2017-03-01T04:20:35+00:00

I think the whoosh is strong with this one. The joke is that he's planking making his body straight. But yeah be triggered.

KWBC24 · 2017-03-01T04:33:32+00:00

Lol it's satire, don't take it literal

awesomesause69 · 2017-03-01T05:55:04+00:00

Going by the statistic that every person who was ever born, ever (with the exception of artificial insemination) is the product of a straight man having sex. I'd say they aren't too shabby 😂😂

RicoDePico · 2017-03-01T07:44:16+00:00

Yeah OK.. bi girl here. Gender and sexuality clearly doesn't determine how good one is in bed. Some gays suck in bed some straights suck in bed, it's about finding the person who works with you. Shmeh

atheist4thecause · 2017-03-01T08:01:29+00:00

Another post hits the front page and once again, it gets negatively flaired by the mods. This makes no sense.

MilesB719 · 2017-03-01T12:18:28+00:00

Maybe if y'all didn't cut off part of our penises as infants we'd be better? Ridiculous-

literallyliquid · 2017-03-01T14:46:28+00:00

I'd argue that sex wouldn't be the same without us

BITCRUSHERRRR · 2017-02-28T18:13:22+00:00

I mean, I've always been told I'm one of the best fucks. Maybe the writer is just salty they can't get laid so they blame the men instead of their obese sweaty gunt.

thenopornographers · 2017-02-28T13:46:19+00:00

I mean, has anyone read the article? It's based on a scientific study showing straight women are the group least satisfied sexually. Sure, it's a clickbaity headline, but it's based on fact.

3226 · 2017-02-28T18:12:49+00:00

This is just the reult of a published paper.

"Differences in Orgasm Frequency Among Gay, Lesbian, Bisexual, and Heterosexual Men and Women in a U.S. National Sample" in Archives of Sexual Behavior

It was reported on The BBC and then reposted here, albeit with a slightly more tendentious headline.

Everyone seems to be taking this as some personal attack against men in general. Maybe use it as an opportunity to be less bad in bed? The article literally does give advice.

If you think this is an attack on men, TBH, you're simply too sensitive. Be real now, gay people get their own set of equipment to take home and practice on. They're going to know how to work things. Straight women have a pretty clear indicator of when things are done. It's hardly a newsflash that men are at a disadvantage when it comes to pleasing their partner.

3226 · 2017-02-28T14:44:44+00:00

Did they ask a bunch of gay people to take the survey or something?

biggustdikkus · 2017-02-28T14:54:37+00:00

Looks more like that guy was practicing planking and that slut slid under him..

ExpendableOne · 2017-02-28T19:18:29+00:00

Somehow, I can't help shake the feeling that there is an incredible amount of bias driving this article and that there is a huge amount of anti-male prejudice from heterosexual women that would also affect how these women would respond to such surveys(if not even affect how they sexually respond to men or their expectations).

JenTheCommunist · 2017-02-28T16:48:41+00:00

Triggered? LUL

TheCicc · 2017-02-28T12:37:36+00:00

How can you be bad at sex? You stick it in, cum, and viola you did it! It's so simple a monkey could do it.

GoodlyGoodman · 2017-02-28T21:14:16+00:00

TIL it's a man's right to be considered good at sex and never have anything bad said about us. But seriously, you guys are overly sensitive idiots.

Onetruesteve · 2017-02-28T19:53:23+00:00

I get like that you guys want to allocate resources better and I agree however you just get triggered over random crap on twitter THIS IS NOT IMPORTANT

pragomatic · 2017-02-28T20:03:21+00:00

in my slutty experience this is true

get good

TheBadInvestment · 2017-02-28T13:36:00+00:00

Well maybe you don't know if it's true or not. By theory have you ever had sex with a straight man? If you did then you're both gay and that being op=fag can't make love butt hurt cause article hit too close to home go masturbate with some tweezers and fuck off you cuck! Feminism for the win!

Title	Anti-Men Media Machine strikes again
Author	cryobabe
Upvotes	3618
Comments	344
Date	February 28, 2017 8:49 AM UTC (9 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/MensRights
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