"Female experience simulator"

SporkTornado · 2014-04-26T17:42:09+00:00

Its fear mongering garbage. Every choice ends with being sexually harassed. This is not a reflection of the real world.

ILoveHate · 2014-04-26T18:06:36+00:00

"Male experience simulator"

What do you want to wear today? T-shirt and shorts.

Where do you want to go? The gym.

On the way to the gym an Army recruiter confronts you. At his side two young women holding white feathers proceed to call you a coward. Congratulations, you have been drafted into a war. It is your privilege to fight and die for your country.

skinnybignose · 2014-04-26T20:36:04+00:00

Uh-oh, you've attracted unwanted attention, otherwise known as sexual harassment.

It really pisses me off when unwanted attention is classified as sexual harassment, you will only ever find out it's unwanted after the attention is given and you get a rejection and if men don't approach women expressing interest in them the human race will die out.

EDIT: I'd go as far as saying at least 90% of us exist because a man hit on a women and it worked.

SoldierofNod · 2014-04-26T18:56:10+00:00

This is actually incredibly misogynistic, to imply that women crumble at the first sign of negativity and can't just continue on, or yell something back.

ralphswanson · 2014-04-26T18:08:45+00:00

Women are victims.

This summarizes the game and all of feminism.

All male attention victimizes women. Male inattention victimizes women. Therefore, we demand more special privileges. Oh, and we demand in the name of equality.

guywithaccount · 2014-04-26T22:46:16+00:00

A man looks at you for more than .8 seconds.

Surprise! You've just been sexually harassed! You feel so embarrassed that you have to go home and cry to your cat.

While there, you remember it happening and relive the memory. It is literally literally like being raped. You cry to your cat some more.

You are out of food and haven't eaten for three days. Would you like to try to leave the house again? [Y/N]

TheresanotherJoswell · 2014-04-26T18:49:16+00:00

Of course, women cannot step out of their front door without being called a slag.

Totally accurate.

mean0dean0 · 2014-04-26T17:53:39+00:00

You're eyeing up the chocolate biscuits when a man starts tutting at you. "It would be a shame if a pretty girl like you let herself go."

Surprise! You've been sexually harassed. You feel so embarrassed that you have to go home and cry to your cat.

Indeed--how dare an unknown personage of the male persuasion indecorously deign to compliment a woman AND comment on her dietary habits! FOR SHAME, SIR!

Meanwhile, all the real women in the world who don't have to immediately run home and cry to their cats every time someone makes a comment about them will find the presumption that women are such emotionally fragile nincompoops to be sexist.

END FEMINISM = END SEXISM

rgname · 2014-04-26T17:59:23+00:00

This should be called, living in a neighborhood full of jerks simulator.

SpanishGuy · 2014-04-26T18:49:34+00:00

In the name of the women's sexual liberation: Where is the part where I take the "harasser" to my house and we fuck like possessed???

Sorry but I can't approve the script. It has many reasoning errors.

occupythekitchen · 2014-04-26T21:00:55+00:00

You walk back from the supermarket with a bag in each hand. A man tries to grab your arse because you haven't got a free hand to stop him.

Surprise! You've been sexually harassed. You feel so embarrassed that you have to go home and cry to your cat.

This is the best game ever no matter what I chose I lose.

Track suit and supermarket.

arios1570 · 2014-04-26T18:17:51+00:00

This plays out like a hentai game without the pay off at the end. Tits or GTFO

GeorgeMaheiress · 2014-04-26T19:48:29+00:00

If I didn't know better I'd think this was satire.

Steampunk_Moustache · 2014-04-26T21:19:11+00:00

Hysteria and paranoia simulator, more like.

aussietoads · 2014-04-27T00:07:27+00:00

Female experience simulator - for those with no simulated female experience.

2014-04-27T02:31:55+00:00

I'm not sure if I'm naive or just hyper sensitive about ever even speaking to women unless prodded.

I walked to the bodega down the block to grab beers. On my block, everyone says some sort of greeting, regardless of knowing each other. I walked by a woman today who averted eye contact, ducks right and head down. I think:

is she scared that I'm going to rape her?!?.

Crazy, but ...

Doctor_Loggins · 2014-04-27T00:39:27+00:00

Wow, this is tripe.

MrWillard · 2014-04-27T06:23:11+00:00

Sexual Harassment = The dude hitting on me is ugly

Ted8367 · 2014-04-27T00:38:56+00:00

Screw this, I give up

Should have had that right at the start.

ThePigmanAgain · 2014-04-27T00:45:06+00:00

A half-witted pommy twat misrepresenting reality.

bunker_man · 2014-04-27T01:38:01+00:00

I love how the one saying not to get fat was sexual harassment. It might be harassment, but how was it sexual?

shitonmyass · 2014-04-27T00:43:56+00:00

That's one unlucky female.

bunker_man · 2014-04-27T01:17:47+00:00

A guy in a smart suit sits next to you on the bus. Using his copy of the Metro for cover, he puts a hand on your thigh and starts to slide it up towards your crotch.

Uh... I'm pretty sure that this wouldn't happen every single day.

Doctor_Loggins · 2014-04-26T23:08:41+00:00

facepalm "A bunch of hipster students are sitting next to the door of the coffee shop discussing the attractiveness of the women coming and going just loudly enough for them to hear. Their opinions of your fuckability vary.

Uh-oh, you've attracted unwanted attention, otherwise known as sexual harassment. It's time to pick up the tattered remains of your self-confidence and go home. "

Yeah, be angry you attract people ! And be angry to if they don't think so

duganaok · 2014-04-27T00:39:46+00:00

That was stupid.

2014-04-27T01:54:48+00:00

Don't give them traffic

KillJoy575 · 2014-04-27T02:09:59+00:00

Wow, just no.

Spooge_Tits · 2014-04-27T07:09:39+00:00

SpiderEternal · 2014-04-27T21:21:31+00:00

I feel most women would find this "simulator" to be incredibly insulting and condescending. The woman described here has an unhealthy lack of self-esteem and needs therapy. Are we now to assume all women are this way, who are in no way adept of handling any situation that comes their way? I get that it's trying to make a point, but it's so far in the realm of ridiculousness it's laughable.

Assertive individuals with even moderate levels of self-esteem will re-establish their boundaries when confronted with situations like this. Remaining passive and crying to your cat about it is about the worst thing you can do. If you do nothing, then nothing changes.

Someone should add the self-esteem expansion to this game. It might go something like this...

On your way to the supermarket a van pulls up next to you. The driver says that he's seen you around and thinks you're very attractive, so can he have your number? You say "No, I'm not interested" and keep walking, but he crawls along next to you. You turn to him again and tell him to leave you alone. Undaunted, he continues, so you whip out your cell phone and call 911, saying a strange man is following you in his car and note his license plate number.

Surprise! You just handled unwanted creepy attention. Hey, where'd he go? The police investigate the plate number and find it matches the description of a van that has been seen harassing people in the area. The perpetrator is quickly apprehended.

You decide to cycle to the gym. You're stopped at the traffic lights on a busy junction when a car pulls up next to you. The driver opens the window and says "you can ride me any time, love".

You smirk, retorting "Has that line EVER actually worked for you? Because this is not one of those times." He calls you a bitch and you laugh at his attempt to hurt your feelings.

Surprise! You just stood up for yourself and keep moving once the light turns green.

On your way to the coffee shop a man starts following you and asking why you keep walking away from him. Annoyed at the unwanted attention, you call back "Because I'm not interested and I have places to be."

Woah. You just established your boundaries! You proceed with the rest of your day, not giving the incident a second thought.

A guy in a smart suit sits next to you on the bus. Using his copy of the Metro for cover, he puts a hand on your thigh and starts to slide it up towards your crotch. As you turn to lock eyes, you stop his hand and whisper "You have 3 seconds to remove your hand from my thigh, before I do it for you" never breaking eye contact.

Scary! Taken aback by your firm tone and assertiveness, he withdraws his hand nervously and apologizes before hurriedly getting off the bus at the next stop.

Women are not the weak, helpless creatures you make them out to be. Stop it already.

Edit: Cleanup.

Basher400 · 2014-04-27T16:42:32+00:00

"I think you are a very attractive woman."

SEXUAL HARASSMENT

eDgEIN708 · 2014-04-27T03:02:14+00:00

I think mine's broken. It said I was raped when realistically I was asking for it.

ShowerPhilosopher · 2014-04-27T05:32:01+00:00

This is why nobody takes yall seriously

Fastbreak99 · 2014-04-27T13:54:59+00:00

This might be the most insulting thing to women I have ever seen.

Meistermalkav · 2014-04-27T16:07:38+00:00

Am I the only one who played that game and thought this was surprisingly like "jizzed in my pants" by lonely island?

TRPACC · 2014-04-26T18:05:31+00:00

Designed by a fat, mentally ill woman who these things never happen to, and imagines it happening often to the pretty, slim girls she hates.

That said, it is rude to be interrupting people sexually that are just going about their daily business.

Title	"Female experience simulator"
Author	[deleted]
Upvotes	116
Comments	197
Date	April 26, 2014 5:35 PM UTC (12 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/MensRights
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/mensrights/comments/241jxv/female-experience-simulator/
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