FrOm ThE pAsT...best father of the year

ShoshannaDreyfus · 2020-09-14T19:55:26+00:00

From the past?? Wtf does that even mean. If my dad ever said this about me I swear to god 😂

Summerisle7 · 2020-09-14T19:50:16+00:00

I love how he tried to avoid the question.

werker115 · 2020-09-14T19:59:06+00:00

Lmao at “doing management”...

Hahane · 2020-09-14T20:21:20+00:00

Children from the past...it needs to become a FDS meme, I swear to god. 😂

Nat_at_all · 2020-09-14T20:09:27+00:00

"Gezzzzzz" what a fucking tool.

2020-09-14T19:46:17+00:00

What a man

ladyyninjaa · 2020-09-14T20:02:51+00:00

Low IQ and EQ

Summerisle7 · 2020-09-14T20:40:22+00:00

This is why it is important to ask men questions. The Rules say otherwise. Don’t just happily go along not asking questions and agreeing with men. Weed out the LVM. Not because he has kids but the denial of his kids!!

tallwomenneedlovetoo · 2020-09-14T20:07:56+00:00

As opposed to his kids from the future?! Girl, run!

SpecificPatience8 · 2020-09-14T20:02:27+00:00

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EclecticBarbarella · 2020-09-14T21:56:28+00:00

“Why?”

Like having children isn’t either 1. An impact on life and relationships (assuming they’re still around) or 2. A HUGE indicator that you’re an irresponsible piece of shit who abandons living humans who would not exist if you weren’t too busy fucking irresponsibly (assuming there wasn’t a bc failure which I am aware happens. Still no excuse to abandon them, birth control failure is a known risk with all sexual encounters). Like this isn’t the most valid question to ask.

narcthrowawaydiscard · 2020-09-14T23:02:16+00:00

I do a management at the bizness factory

Summerisle7 · 2020-09-14T21:35:16+00:00

GEEEZ lmao i am dead.

jeanneeebeanneee · 2020-09-15T00:20:04+00:00

In other words: His wages are being garnished for unpaid child support

samarsharqi · 2020-09-14T22:23:37+00:00

I bet he wouldn’t hesitate to ask her about her sexual preferences far “faster”, but actual humans with your genetic makeup that you created and should be responsible for? Um, nosy much?

MagnfiqueMaleficent · 2020-09-14T23:35:22+00:00

SO he doesn’t pay child support... yah nope 👎🏻

MagnfiqueMaleficent · 2020-09-15T00:11:42+00:00

I picture him as lying about his age. His kids, the ones he had in the past, are all deceased now. He’s 98.

suncolor · 2020-09-14T21:12:14+00:00

I am cackling. “From the past” lmao

hexchromosome · 2020-09-14T23:31:22+00:00

How kind of him to take in those wayward time-traveling kids

IsabellaGalavant · 2020-09-15T02:14:17+00:00

Are they dead? That's the only way your kids can be "from the past". I believe you mispronounced, "yes, I have several children with different women that I don't see because I'm a deadbeat piece of shit".

seraphinelysion · 2020-09-15T00:59:57+00:00

ThEy aRe fRoM tHe PaSt. ThEy aRen'T RELEVANT aNyMoRe.

whymenaregarbage · 2020-09-14T22:44:02+00:00

« geez »? « geez »??? like they’re a burden for him ? lmao

pao664 · 2020-09-15T01:25:44+00:00

Also what does “I’m doing management” Mean? When a man cannot give a straight, clear cut answer about his career- bye bye! They are trying to make a lousy job sound better than it really is.
I am doing management. Cagey and tells me nothing Versus- I am an IT manager. I manage 5 developers working on end user applications... tells me very specifically what he does for a living.

PicklesNBacon · 2020-09-15T01:31:55+00:00

Why are dudes so shady about answering whether or not they have kids? It’s a simple Yes or No question

in_the_red_room · 2020-09-15T01:46:50+00:00

Why?

Like it's some minor detail and he's confused as to why anyone would care, the fuck out of here.

felonnotme · 2020-09-15T03:08:16+00:00

This whole thing makes me so mad. Men be like “jeez don’t you think it’s a little soon to ask me what I do for a living/spend most of my time doing?” When 2 seconds into the conversation they’re asking for pics

ModeratelyCapable · 2020-09-15T01:32:16+00:00

And he probably also lives with a “relative”‘right now, so you have a place we can meet right?

purasangria · 2020-09-14T20:11:19+00:00

His user name is a cringey no. Run!

palmettojla · 2020-09-14T22:09:11+00:00

From the past? You sure? Not from the future? Hmm..

Hipster-Aurora · 2020-09-14T23:36:08+00:00

Is he drunk?

BellaMob · 2020-09-15T01:16:57+00:00

Not his photo either! It’s the actor Peter Gallagher from OC. Did a google search and found this

typeadhd · 2020-09-15T01:55:51+00:00

FROM THE PAST

why does he make it sound like he doesn’t have children anymore......

takethemonkeynLeave · 2020-09-15T04:58:18+00:00

Ugh you can tell he cares deeply for them Gezzz yeah

figureskaterforlife · 2020-09-15T12:51:12+00:00

"wHaT a FaSt qUeStiOn" 😑

cantstopthemachine77 · 2020-09-15T02:39:32+00:00

Your kids are not “from the past” you dolt, they are still here!

ekkokekekko · 2020-09-15T07:02:54+00:00

So no time traveling kids from the future, huh? (Also what the actual fuck)

yfunk3 · 2020-09-15T10:06:53+00:00

He's a ghost dad! 😆

ElevenEleven-time · 2020-09-15T16:26:31+00:00

Now watch his reaction if she replies "Okay cool cause I do too" 😂

myousername · 2020-09-15T17:41:23+00:00

"Kids from the past" lmao what other type of children are there? Kids from the future? All kids are from the "past" because that's how time works.

Title	FrOm ThE pAsT...best father of the year
Author	SpecificPatience8
Upvotes	513
Comments	102
Date	September 14, 2020 7:26 PM UTC (5 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/FemaleDatingStrategy
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