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[–]bakedbyashley 86 points 6 years ago (8 children)[recovered] | Copy Link
Hands down, best response I’ve seen to a man trying to nitpick what he wants in a “perfect woman”.
Sit down, sir.
[–]daggeriteFDS Newbie[S] 504 points505 points506 points 6 years ago (6 children) | Copy Link
Either you want me as I am or I aint fuckin with you at all. Shut that shit down at the start. God bless this sub for teaching me that
[–]HaltthemoonFDS Apprentice82 points83 points84 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Good for you. I laughed out loud.
[–]SearchLightsIncFDS Newbie15 points16 points17 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I lol'd hard, wish I could gold 🏅🏅🏅🏅
[–]bbunny220FDS Newbie1023 points1024 points1025 points 6 years ago (17 children) | Copy Link
Meanwhile, the only thing he has to offer is the audacity.
[–]daggeriteFDS Newbie[S] 657 points658 points659 points 6 years ago (8 children) | Copy Link
reminds me of that scene from Brooklyn 99 where she asks "whats the first thing you notice about a man when he comes up to you?" "... The audacity" 😂
[–]grunge-witchFDS Newbie167 points168 points169 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Gina is such a mood
[–]rebelliousswaggerFDS Newbie82 points83 points84 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Seriously Gina is kind of goals
[–]jackrusselterror1FDS Disciple43 points44 points45 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Gina is fantastic and should be our subreddit mascot
[–]daggeriteFDS Newbie[S] 19 points20 points21 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I agree!
[–]MakingBadDecisionsFDS Newbie73 points74 points75 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Got you, boo
[–]daggeriteFDS Newbie[S] 43 points44 points45 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
bless, thank you!
[–]Nicolo_UltraFDS Newbie78 points79 points80 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
The audacity and probably a momma's boy for this poor bitch to raise.
Sounds amazing, sign me up. /s
[–]siberiansummerFDS Disciple80 points81 points82 points 6 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Yeah his next messages would be “I’m not looking for anything serious right now. Wanna come over to cuddle?”
[–]daggeriteFDS Newbie[S] 60 points61 points62 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
if he did I would say sure to steal his wallet
[–]landelannyFDS Newbie10 points11 points12 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Oh I remember this one time I was meeting this guy on tinder, we met up and he took me to his fucking airbnb (it was a small room with 4 beds, he was sharing it with his friends) and I decided to leave cuz theres no way I was gonna spend a night there and then he got pissed and stopped me for a minute and checked my purse and body cuz he thought I was stealing his wallet like wtf? As if anyone wants to take anything from his broke cheap ass lmafo the worst tinder date ever
[–]shroomypupper0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I once had a tinder date who stole (by not returning) my bus pass and backpack. Turned out he had a warrant out for his arrest and was arrested, so at least he didn’t purposely steal it I guess? 😕
Had another one straight up steal my fav duffel bag that I bought halfway across the world though. Stop stealing my goddamn bags, guys!
[–]freshnutmeg33FDS Newbie21 points22 points23 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
But his “personality”!!!
[–]MMA_23FDS Newbie18 points19 points20 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I bet he doesn’t even have that.
[–]TheMinickFDS Newbie5 points6 points7 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
HA
[–]idiosyncraticg1FDS Disciple267 points268 points269 points 6 years ago (9 children) | Copy Link
What exactly is “doing investment banking”?? What’s his exact role? Some dudes simply work at a bank and call it doing investment banking, smfh
[–]MakingBadDecisionsFDS Newbie183 points184 points185 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
"People come in and I deposit their money in their pension savings account so y'know... I'm an investment banker."
[–]kaoutanuFDS Apprentice84 points85 points86 points 6 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
He didn't say he works there, just that he does investment banking there - probably as a customer 😂
[–]idiosyncraticg1FDS Disciple68 points69 points70 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
LOL this is my favourite take. He deposits his cash in the ATM twice a month, meaning he invests his money in the bank, meaning he does investment banking. Or he could be buying up stocks and count that as investment banking.
[–]kaoutanuFDS Apprentice34 points35 points36 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Right?? Anyone that really works there isn't going to be announcing it online alongside their masturbatory fantasies.
No Kyle, paying off the loan on your 2007 Honda does not make you a merchant banker 🙄
[–]ItsDrCactusFDS Newbie5 points6 points7 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I LOL'ed at this. Priceless.
[–]BennettistFDS Newbie59 points60 points61 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
So, weirdly, this is actually a not uncommon phrasing in business.
[–]ms_monquisFDS Disciple229 points230 points231 points 6 years ago (7 children) | Copy Link
Funny, I don't see that she asked. At all.
"Oh where do you work?"
"BOOBIES"
[–]Ms_TillyRuthless Strategist110 points111 points112 points 6 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
They are always going to try to sneak sex in. Always
[–]ms_monquisFDS Disciple38 points39 points40 points 6 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
That's what chased me off OLD more than even all the overseas scammers.
[–]unholy_abominationFDS Newbie19 points20 points21 points 6 years ago* (2 children) | Copy Link
Went on one date with a guy last weekend and now he’s been blowing up my phone asking me to come over all the time, like bro, can you be chill at least until we’ve been on a couple dates?
EDIT: And I’m not entirely sure what this sub is all about yet, so for the record, we had coffee (Dutch bill) then walked around the park for a bit.
[–]ms_monquisFDS Disciple7 points8 points9 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I hope you’re getting an idea what this sub is about in the meantime. :)
[–]PessimismPenguin20 points21 points22 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Also, his list has zero personality traits! they’re all physical, but who gives a shit about anything else right
[–]alli4202FDS Newbie9 points10 points11 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Hahahahaha
[–]surviveIIthriveFDS Apprentice386 points387 points388 points 6 years ago (17 children) | Copy Link
I do investment banking at Wells Fargo = I'm a bank teller at Wells Fargo
[–]MakingBadDecisionsFDS Newbie202 points203 points204 points 6 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
I like how his messages made it seem like his job and preferences in women were connected... like... how?
[–]FancyHoney01FDS Newbie112 points113 points114 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I know!? Like why is this a "natural segue" to "I like big ta ta's". What a perfect way to reveal himself as a fuckboi. Saved her fingers lots of wasted texting. These XY's - almost constantly baffled at the audacity.
[–]BennettistFDS Newbie83 points84 points85 points 6 years ago* (0 children) | Copy Link
I have money, and I'll trade you for your dissected features. 🤮
[–]psychsenseFDS Apprentice58 points59 points60 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Lmao I know! Also by starting off with the physical qualities makes it even dumber lol
[–]bobfappiano21 points22 points23 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Right?! Like... He needs a car that’s good on gas because his job is an hour away from home. Apparently I need big boobs so HE can feel better than the other bank tellers at the Christmas party. GTFO
[–]daggeriteFDS Newbie[S] 47 points48 points49 points 6 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
I dont do anything as "glamorous" as working in a bank but I can bet you I make more money than he does. I did used to work at a bank and its absolutely like. Not fun lmao
[–]the-olympia5 points6 points7 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I mean if he actually does IB he’s making solid money.
[–]triptodisneyland20171 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Hes prolly earning around 100k minimum plus bonuses lol
[–]tuckedfexas15 points16 points17 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
It's like that scene from the Office, where Ryan tells Michael to tell women he's in finance and Michael tells them he's a bank teller lol!
[–]LordLongbeard13 points14 points15 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
No that's a relationship manager
[–]7_0f_9FDS Disciple3 points4 points5 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Yuuuupppp
[–]aTrueJulietteFDS Newbie12 points13 points14 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Exactly what I said!!!
[–]cachecowgirlFDS Newbie77 points78 points79 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
"Get ready..." How bout NO. 😂 What gave him the impression that she should give a damn? The response killed me 🤣
[–]HolyIsTheLordFDS Apprentice398 points399 points400 points 6 years ago (9 children) | Copy Link
Last night I had a man with whom I had just matched invite me to his hotel room.
I responded with "This ain't 1-900-rent-a-ho" and unmatched.
I told another who kept asking me for all sorts of photos and poses that if he wants a cam girl, then there are plenty on Tinder willing to offer their services.
I never allow the men to act like I'm some sort of custom ordered sex toy. It's an instant un-match.
[–]jewdy09Pickmeisha™️207 points208 points209 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
“How dare you suggest I pay for sexual services! I would never pay for it. You should do these things for free for me!”
Um, why?
[–]lluviaazulFDS Apprentice90 points91 points92 points 6 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
Hahaha the going price for escorts in my area is 200/hr so I’m whenever some lvm says that whit to me I give them this price and they get all bitchy
[–]gatita111FDS Newbie8 points9 points10 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Yeah, no. I’m an exotic dancer and charge $800 + bottle service and tips (for servers & floor staff) to just dance & provide companionship. What kind of ragtag skanks....? I would literally kill myself before I did that. I’m in Chicago. What area is this????
[–]lluviaazulFDS Apprentice5 points6 points7 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Well I’m not talking about dancers. I mean just straight up escorts. And that’s the starting price most are much higher. This is in Canada. Calgary. So it’s a small city. I imagine Vancouver, Toronto, Quebec City have much higher rates.
[–]gatita111FDS Newbie4 points5 points6 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
God, I would hope so!!!!!
FACT: seduction always commands a higher price than being easy.
[–][deleted] 169 points170 points171 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Men behaving like they're playing The Sims, gtfo.
[–]7_0f_9FDS Disciple11 points12 points13 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Omg 😂👌
[–]DatonecatladyuknoFDS Apprentice58 points59 points60 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
“I’m a boob guy”. Oh I like intelligence so sorry. Biiiiieeeee
[–]aTrueJulietteFDS Newbie54 points55 points56 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Wait what?This dude probably works at the local Wells Fargo branch, probably gets paid a little above min wage and now thinks he is the shit. Naw dude sit your ass down
[–]just_takin_the_dFDS Apprentice2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
My thought is ok, what if he is an investment banker? Who says OPs career still doesn't outshine his? What else does he bring to the table? Guys think being successful at one thing means that all of a sudden they'll get handed a porn star.
Meanwhile women have been outperforming men in personal growth for decades now and we bring a lot more "to the table", including successful careers, high selfcare standards, interesting hobbies, good family and friend relationships, well-travelled and educated etc. Men need to show they are successful in all aspects of life to impress me, not just that their dad's friend got them a job.
[–]BlueJeanMistressFDS Apprentice161 points162 points163 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
“Ryan told me to always tell women you work in finance”. Like another commenter said-I bet he’s a bank teller trying to sound fancy!
OLD is full of these guys-nothing to offer but you better be perfect!
[–]burn_that19 points20 points21 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Bad strategy. I've worked in finance. Those are some boring, basic, unimaginative motherfuckers. If they didn't make enough money to do the shit they do they'd have nothing whatever to offer.
[–]TheOGJammiesRuthless Strategist114 points115 points116 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
He thought his job means entitles him to make sexual demands. A Workplace sexual harassment suit is not far away from this guy.
[–]StrawberryMoon3FDS Apprentice90 points91 points92 points 6 years ago (9 children) | Copy Link
Wtf? LVM really think they're a prize
[–]alli4202FDS Newbie54 points55 points56 points 6 years ago (8 children) | Copy Link
Can I just chime in and say they seriously do....like fr...they think they're God's gift. I wanna where TF they got all this self confidence????
[–]StrawberryMoon3FDS Apprentice40 points41 points42 points 6 years ago (7 children) | Copy Link
Probably their ever coddling parents and their low value friends. I also think it's a cycle. Many folks here blame the mothers but it's actually the fathers that create sons like this. LVM have LVM fathers and so the douche apple doesn't fall far from the douche tree.
[–]7_0f_9FDS Disciple18 points19 points20 points 6 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
You know.... I often wonder about this. My dad was the biggest lvm ever but his parents were very hv... I don't understand how he turned out the way he did.
[–]raiu86FDS Newbie16 points17 points18 points 6 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
My mom runs a summer camp, we actually see that a lot. HVM and HVW marry and have kids that end up HVW and LVM. For some reason the moms over coddle the sons and they go rotten. Dad doesn't intercede (maybe workaholic? Or maybe pushed out by mom?). With the girls moms bust their chops and dad spoils, but it seems to balance out ok.
[–]7_0f_9FDS Disciple5 points6 points7 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Yeah i can see that. My dad was also an only child because my grandma had a lot of health problems. They gave him a motorcycle at 13 🙄
[–]raiu86FDS Newbie7 points8 points9 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Shit keeps me up at night, honestly. I have 2 sons, and one is autistic. I knew multiple families where mom and dad were lawyers/doctors/engineers and their son was a fortnight addict about to flunk 3rd grade for being illiterate (and the daughter was in like competitive dance and softball with straight As)
[–]7_0f_9FDS Disciple2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Wtf... Wow
[–]alli4202FDS Newbie10 points11 points12 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This is true girl...I've dated 2 men that were iffy characters and I met their parents and wondered, "wtf happened?...they gave you too much, you had no repercussions, and you've never had to do it by yourself."...that's why they expect so much out of a woman but don't want her to take the steps to get there...bc they know their high valued mother...but they didn't know her when she was taking the steps to get there that made her what she is today..nor did they know their father while he stood by her to help build each other and the empire for their children.... It takes hard work to build a kingdom..they are blind to this. They want it NOW. right now. Smh.
[–]Hipster-AuroraFDS Newbie9 points10 points11 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Yep. Moms no doubt do the coddling but it's the dads who set a terrible example to begin with, who pass on their bad values and teach their sons they deserve the world.
[–]Hedy__LamarrFDS Newbie29 points30 points31 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I'd like to mention for anyone who doesn't deal with a lot of people in the finance industry, basically everyone but clerks, admins and CSRs that work in call centers have VP in their title.
They have to add levels like Executive VP and Senior Executive VP for it to mean much.
[–]MMA_23FDS Newbie24 points25 points26 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Men like this ain’t shit.
[–]perhapsbutnottodayFDS Disciple46 points47 points48 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
👑💯🔥💅🏾 Tell me she’s here , tell me she’s one of us!
[–]IrritatedMangoFDS Newbie39 points40 points41 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Hahahahaha I'm screaming! I'm using this next time
[–][deleted] 17 points18 points19 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
What a fucking loser.
[–]classylassy28FDS Newbie16 points17 points18 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
But... The important question....is what does he have to offer? Lol he won't even get half of that unless he can give more.
Love the build a b****, by the way 😂
[–]daggeriteFDS Newbie[S] 14 points15 points16 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
honestly? I never thought I'd deal with a guy like this in my LIFE. Luckily this sub prepared me for the unfortunate inevitable that happened today 😂
[–]ldnsurvivalFDS Newbie31 points32 points33 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
"ha" - why does this provoke such a reaction from me lmao 🙄😡
[–]ivy176FDS Disciple48 points49 points50 points 6 years ago (6 children) | Copy Link
Yea well I like a strong jaw, manly strong nose, dark and fairly straight hair, olive skin, not into fair skin or blonde/red hair, big shoulders, V shape, big biceps, good pecs, small nipples, not into big or puffy ones, muscular legs, big knees, big hands, thick manly fingers, 5'10 or over, nice teeth, cute smile, masculine eyes and I prefer them green or blue, I like a man above 40 with a very masculine mature face but still with youthful aspects to his face, youthful looking body, about 12% body fat, 7-8 inch penis and large head about 5.5-6" circumference, nicely shaped, uncircumcised, I also have a bit of an affinity for the type of ears that are kinda lobeless and attach directly to the face, do u match this description? My personality list is longer HAAA
[–]7_0f_9FDS Disciple13 points14 points15 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
🤣😂 I'm right there with you on uncut.
[–]glj901FDS Newbie7 points8 points9 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Omg you are amazing 🤣
[–]thowawaywookieFDS Newbie2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
hahaha I want to send this list.
[–]Lil_Doll404FDS Newbie3 points4 points5 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Your financial standards though?🤣
[–]ivy176FDS Disciple7 points8 points9 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
He must earn 150k or more per year, and that's at my lower standard. Joking...
I'm not too picky lol.. just independent, stable, smart with his money but not a tight ass lol.
My boyfriend owns his house, with smaller than average mortgage for our area and especially considering being a single person buying a house which is rarer here, unless you're on a really good wage. But higher paid people tend to be way closer to the central business district and so still can't afford a house or apartment there by themselves in many cases. He's on a very average wage in this area, probably 65k a year. He has savings as well. I know some women here that won't be with a guy who earns less than like 100-90k a year but I'm not interested in expensive things or doing lots of travel or whatever people want to be able to do more of by having a really wealthy man so it's not very important to me. Just so long as he's in a good position and stable. Having a house, savings and being generous with dates/gifts etc like he is, is good enough for me.
I must admit those physical preferences are genuine lol but they're all based on my boyfriend.
[–][deleted] 2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
omg i need to save this one.
[–]kaoutanuFDS Apprentice96 points97 points98 points 6 years ago (7 children) | Copy Link
And yet god forbid we prefer a man who isn't significantly shorter than us 🙄
[–]FancyHoney01FDS Newbie83 points84 points85 points 6 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
I have never ever heard a woman describe a desired male partner by their distinctly male physical features one by one. Handsome, cute maybe...
I have never heard a woman describe her position and then list a bunch of qualities as if ordering a lunch special.
So telling of his shallow ass. He is built to disappoint.
[–]s_slayerFDS STRATEGY COACH34 points35 points36 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
And what if you don’t - gasp - have big boobs? Then you’d right away know you’re not his ideal type and could never feel sexy enough for him. Talk about shallow. I would have said “my preference is a 7-8 inch cock, do you have that quality?” What a tool.
[–]kaoutanuFDS Apprentice52 points53 points54 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Right? It's like he's describing his favourite porn actress.
Meanwhile women get told to "Be realistic, give him a chance, don't judge a book by it's cover, don't wait for Mr Perfect, good things come in small packages...".
Oh but don't ever put on any weight or god forbid get a wrinkle, because he'll have no choice but to have an affair, duh!
[–]daggeriteFDS Newbie[S] 25 points26 points27 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
mind you he asked me what I was up to, told him I was working my ass off and he said same so I asked where he worked then he IMMEDIATELY, like it was almost copied and pasted that right after. Men really be fuckin stupid huh
[–]Hipster-AuroraFDS Newbie11 points12 points13 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I'd love to see a bunch of women try this as a social experiment. Like that post on tumblr where some girl responded to the generic compliments she got on dating sites by agreeing with them and the guys kept getting angry. Let's see women immediately ditch getting to know the guy to tell him her job or something and why that entitles her to a Hemsworth looking guy with a HV personality and interesting hobbies.
[–]KristeninmyskinFDS Newbie3 points4 points5 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Wait, what? Do you have a link?
[–]geishageishageisha 4 points 6 years ago (1 child)[recovered] | Copy Link
List?? These men are delusional. And he thought that IB would make you swoon. Seriously although people in IB earn good money they’re not usually millionaires or anything even if they come close
[–]thatpotatogirl9FDS Newbie35 points36 points37 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Meanwhile my fiance refuses to weigh in on any decisions I make about my appearance because he doesn't want me to feel like I have to do something for him. He's such a HVM
[–]frogg1019 points10 points11 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This boy ain’t looking to date a real human person he looking to own an object with boobs that agrees with him. That’s why he gives his job then goes into his “requirements” he sees an object that can be bought. Sad little man honestly
[–]CheshireTerrorFDS Newbie13 points14 points15 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
”this ain’t build a bitch”
I’m fucking done, best sentence I’ve heard all week
[–]aqua_not_capriFDS Newbie20 points21 points22 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I’m using this next time a guy tries this on me. Go savage or go home.
[–]bellajojo8 points9 points10 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Ummmm what does his job have to do with anything? Like congrats? And he’s got a list lmao. Bitch don’t be a copy of a copy of every lame ass man and then you MIGHT have the opportunity to talk to me.
[–]CuriousCatNYC777Ruthless Strategist19 points20 points21 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Between video games and prn, they’re so used to the virtual reality, that they’ve completely lost touch with *actual reality. SAD!
[–]whathisbastardidFDS Newbie1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Exactly! Did you see the pinned post on r/PornFreeRelationships where there are references linked on how porn use is correlated with reduced gray matter in the brain? This is why they sound and act like idiots!
[–]siberiansummerFDS Disciple10 points11 points12 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
🤣😂😭
[–]WestAtmosphereFDS Newbie10 points11 points12 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Omg ahahaha. Wow I can’t believe people like this exist.
[–]MagnoliaMirageFDS Newbie8 points9 points10 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I'm dead lol
[–]kmccann9FDS Newbie9 points10 points11 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
LMAO Charlotte? Too many bank chads here!
[–]littlecuteroseFDS Newbie9 points10 points11 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Best comeback ever 😂😂
[–]BubblyCeliFDS Newbie10 points11 points12 points 6 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
Seems like this post is getting some shade thrown at on the Tinder subreddit sadly. 😩
[–]thowawaywookieFDS Newbie15 points16 points17 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Must have hit a nerve! 😂
[–]Lil_Doll404FDS Newbie5 points6 points7 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Can you post it here?
[–]BubblyCeliFDS Newbie4 points5 points6 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
https://www.reddit.com/r/Tinder/comments/evcle6/toxic_sub_but_excellent_response/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf
[–]BabyGothQFDS Newbie8 points9 points10 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
What the actual fuck
[–]7_0f_9FDS Disciple6 points7 points8 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
What on earth... Unreal lol
[–]Brado116 points7 points8 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
“Build a bitch” 😂
[–]levelupcleverupFDS Disciple7 points8 points9 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This is the kind of guy who probably asks "So, what do you bring to the table?"
Also, of course he's an investment banker.
[–]AigonorusFDS Apprentice30 points31 points32 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Wtf he's straight up objectifying women.
trash LVM.
That reply though 😂😂😂
[–]SegmentedMoss5 points6 points7 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Jeez, is his name Patrick Bateman?
[–]jojosbabymomsFDS Newbie4 points5 points6 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Go get a blow up doll if you want a custom bitch with no brain and personality 😐
[–]Arriachi4 points5 points6 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
r/clevercomebacks
[–]KristeninmyskinFDS Newbie4 points5 points6 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Annnnd subscribed! Thank you!
[–]something__clever__4 points5 points6 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This wins
[–]SheFellFromGrace4 points5 points6 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This reminds me of that Vine years ago and it made me lol
[–]axtxrxd2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
His experience with playing Sims shows
[–]k_uzya4 points5 points6 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Is somebody gonna tell this guy that finding a partner doesn’t work like that?
[–]glj901FDS Newbie3 points4 points5 points 6 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
I’d love to see this guy’s photos. I bet he’s average as fuck. And you know one of his photos is on a golf course with his bros.
[–]daggeriteFDS Newbie[S] 2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
actually he was about an 8 which makes the whole situation worse
[–]glj901FDS Newbie4 points5 points6 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Well then this approach probably worked for him in the past unfortunately
[–]daggeriteFDS Newbie[S] 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I gave him an 8 because of the absolute bull shit he sent me in that message. If he were decent he'd be a 10. I feel bad for the girl he did date before if thats the case.
[–]glj901FDS Newbie3 points4 points5 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This is what men don’t understand. The minute they open their mouths, their physical attractiveness goes up or down to women. An average guy can get hotter in a second if he has a great personality.
[–]ItsDrCactusFDS Newbie2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
I matched with this guy who, at 10:00pm on a Tuesday, asked me "what's your evening looking like? I'd love to meet for a quick drink." Like, what?
Unmatch.
[–]daggeriteFDS Newbie[S] 1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
at fucking TEN???? 2200?????? Bitch this is granny hours I gotta be up at 6 BYE 😂😂😂
Exactly! I go "Uh, I have a career. You should try it." and just rolled my eyes. Ignorant.
[–]Kir_SakarFDS Newbie6 points7 points8 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Tbf, the first red flag was raised when he led the conversation to "I am an investment banker at Wells Fargo". Investment banker must be in the Top 3 of LVM jobs.
[–]EugeniaAlabasterFDS Newbie2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
"Qualities"
[–]websurfer6662 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Shit .. what a dunce
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Thanks for the laugh. Also you know he's a bank teller.
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