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[–]MamaGiaFDS Newbie 395 points396 points397 points 4 years ago (14 children) | Copy Link
What is this squirting business I keep hearing about? Why is suddenly an expectation? Has it always been and I just hadn't heard about it?
[–]soundtypesFDS Newbie 431 points432 points433 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
he’s pornsick for sure
[–]qualitylampsFDS Newbie 178 points179 points180 points 4 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Every man that has mentioned squirting to me has just been obsessed with proving that he has some magical ability. I have no idea what this magic is related to because it has NOTHING to do with pleasing me. It’s something that they attain that they can compare with other men. Maybe us women will understand one day!
[–]BoldBlackMantaFDS Newbie 158 points159 points160 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I've squirted once. I didn't realize it happened until I felt way too wet, in a weird way. It didn't feel good or really like much of anything. Just a "huh, that's unusual" kind of event.
God, men are so dumb. We literally tell them what we want and they go and find a random weird thing that doesn't even feel great and make that their goal instead.
[–]zorra666FDS Apprentice 282 points283 points284 points 4 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
It is definitely a porn thing. I had a lover a couple of years ago obsessed with it. Didn't care about giving me a real orgasm, just wanted to make me squirt by aggressive, sometimes painful finger banging. He totally thought that squirting was the same thing as an orgasm (it absolutely was not, for me). It was ridiculous and uncomfortable and I finally put a stop to it. And, soon after, put a stop to him. He, like many pornsick men, was unable to comprehend that the needs of a woman in reality differ from what he saw on the screen.
[–]ThrowawayCompassionFDS Newbie 14 points15 points16 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Saaaaaaaaaame I felt so fucking violated afterwards. He tried so hard he was almost punching
[–]smittydoodleFDS Newbie 33 points34 points35 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
My friend’s husband was secretly addicted to porn and was disappointed with their sex life because she didn’t squirt to the ceilings. She eventually found out about the porn and smashed his computer and told him that isn’t a real thing.
[–]hensbanexFDS Newbie 29 points30 points31 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
it’s pee. jokes on them. half of porn where the woman “squirts” is just pee.
[–]MamaGiaFDS Newbie 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
🤣 love it.
[–]CaliforniaKedFDS Apprentice 8 points9 points10 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I HATE it.
[–]CairenneFDS Newbie 331 points332 points333 points 4 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
Don’t you just love how it escalates from “let’s type out a song” to “WEIRD SEX CRINGE THING” then more song as if he hadn’t just been a complete pervert.
[–]hensbanexFDS Newbie 26 points27 points28 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
he accidentally sent that copy paste message too early 👀
[–]CairenneFDS Newbie 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Next century would have been too early 🤦🏻♀️
[–]MyLifeIsWandsXIIIFDS Newbie 228 points229 points230 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
At least he revealed his true colors and intentions right off the bat. 🤮
[–]ScrappleSandwichesFDS Newbie 674 points675 points676 points 4 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
Narrator: “he was, in fact, a creep.”
[–]throwawayaway388FDS Newbie 248 points249 points250 points 4 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Narrator: "he was also a pervert, and not at all a genuine guy."
[–]aloof_oneFDS Newbie 48 points49 points50 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Narrator: "and the sex was, in fact, not good."
[–]chelseachainFDS Newbie 172 points173 points174 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
The only thing that man brings to the table is the AUDACITY
[–]glowmilkFDS Newbie 175 points176 points177 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
The way he just continues with the lyrics afterwards like he just didn’t send one huge paragraph begging for sex 😭
[–]daisy_0720FDS Disciple 147 points148 points149 points 4 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
If you have to start a sentence with "I'm not a creep or a pervert"...
[–]notroyaltyyetFDS Newbie 81 points82 points83 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
"haha"
[–]SturmFeeFDS Newbie 30 points31 points32 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
The kind of sentences where you only read after the "but".
[–]PetuniaXoFDS Newbie 139 points140 points141 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Guys like this are always so desperate to turn the conversation sexual. It's so trashy and far from smooth or natural.
[–]poppinkittyFDS Newbie 429 points430 points431 points 4 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Scrotes will be like "he is asking respectfully, woman don't like nice guys anymore huhu" 🤡
[–]throwawayaway388FDS Newbie 198 points199 points200 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
"At least he was honest and straightforward about his intentions which is way better than most guys!" 🤡
The bar is in hell
[–]PetuniaXoFDS Newbie 101 points102 points103 points 4 years ago* (3 children) | Copy Link
Ugh. He is someone who actually does need to stop believin'. I'll see myself out
[–]InaneObservationsFDS Newbie 100 points101 points102 points 4 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
He needs to take the midnight train going anywhere else.
[–]PetuniaXoFDS Newbie 28 points29 points30 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
🤣🤣🤣🤣
[–]PornruinedsocietyFDS Disciple 99 points100 points101 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This sounds like a man who says he can separate porn from real sex, despite his sex talk and sexual tastes clearly suggesting otherwise. Men who claim they are shit hot in bed are usually just the shit bit.
[–]cookiemonstergirlsFDS Newbie 66 points67 points68 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Some dudes have never had any experience with a woman outside of porn and it shows. I bet he has never felt a woman’s touch and never will......... That is unless he pays for it🤢
[–]backforbeskarFDS Newbie 189 points190 points191 points 4 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
yikes, the ‘hahas’ are cringe AF
[–]millennialpink2000FDS Apprentice 88 points89 points90 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I'm truly stunned 🙈 didn't make an appearance anywhere in this message. Such restraint!
[–]ButterfliesHurricaneFDS Newbie 46 points47 points48 points 4 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
Good to know he’s not a creep.
How vile can a human be…..
I can’t help but think somehow somewhere someday some woman accepted and that’s why they do it 🤷🏼♀️
[–]EqvviFDS Apprentice 48 points49 points50 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
This is so weird, they alway tell the most obvious lies. The ugliest guys always seem to include "handsome" in their bio.. Like do they think we have no eyes?
[–]ButterfliesHurricaneFDS Newbie 25 points26 points27 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
They rely on the power of suggestion (after listening to ‘I’m too sexy for my shirt’) everyday 😁
[–]Professional-Ad-457FDS Newbie 10 points11 points12 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Why do they accept? I can’t wrap my head around it
[–]ButterfliesHurricaneFDS Newbie 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I can’t understand either…
[–]EffectiveHoneydew422FDS Newbie 44 points45 points46 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I really hate the term "squirt" especially coming from a male. It just makes my soul cringe
[–]Wiggy_BopFDS Newbie 39 points40 points41 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Same.
How about men just concentrate their efforts on finding the clitoris and figuring out how it works before making a woman ‘squirt’ or any other ridiculous crap they’ve seen in porn.
[–]Classy_BunnyFDS Newbie 41 points42 points43 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
She took the midnight train to get the eff away from that huge creep
[–]aenema46n2FDS Newbie 110 points111 points112 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
This is why I was so over online dating. So many conversations always ended up like this. They're beyond disgusting 🤮
[–]Wiggy_BopFDS Newbie 36 points37 points38 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
And really sad. Porn has ruined dating or just friendship with the opposite sex.
[–]localgirlcultFDS Apprentice 38 points39 points40 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Now, because so many of these creeps are porn obsessed we have to listen about this squirting bullshit. You can't MAKE ME do it. You're not a fucking wizard bro. It's not a thing for me. Why should it be a thing? If it happens for someone, it happens. Fine. So? It has nothing to do with an orgasm. Nothing special happened. And SOMEHOW he still doesn't get that when he puts on the cheap unsexy porn he watches, those scenes of banshee screaming women shooting water half way across the room aren't real. It's all fake. Just WATER. There's also fake cum in porn, fake orgasms. Fake everything. They're watching this shit like they're documentaries. I could NOT feel more second hand embarrassment, this is too much.The "haha" after a sentence is soul cringing.
[–]hikurangi2019FDS Apprentice 29 points30 points31 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
wOW 😮
[–]itscoolimherenowdudeFDS Newbie 24 points25 points26 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
“Uncalibrated”.
[–]honeybadgerattitudeFDS Newbie 18 points19 points20 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This guys thinking: She replied!! That means we’ve got a “connection”. I better let her know that I’m what I think she thinks a perfect man is based off all the p.orn I watch. Damn! It didn’t work. I could go off with my tail between my legs but no, I’ll try the song again. 🤡
[–]miss_peach94FDS Newbie 16 points17 points18 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Yuck.
[–]Aksentia_IvanovitchaFDS Newbie 50 points51 points52 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Ha ha what a genuine guy so charming im charmed hope he finds a girl that would build him up to be the man he wants to be
[–]vanillahcupcakesFDS Newbie 15 points16 points17 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
The "haha" 🤮
[–]extragoudaFDS Newbie 13 points14 points15 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
LOL. That's a great answer.
[–]BelleCervelleFDS Newbie 11 points12 points13 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Wtf is wrong with some people... ew
[–]the-worst-FDS Newbie 11 points12 points13 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Men really just base their sexual talk on porn, huh?
I can suit, I can make myself do it, but it's not like it is in porn. At all. It does not shoot across the room. And it does not necessarily indicate an orgasm. It's more embarrassing than anything imo. And no guy has ever "made" me do it.
[–]CuntWaffeFDS Newbie 10 points11 points12 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This is incredibly embarrassing, I can't even take it. 😂
[–]ItsFreezenFDS Newbie 8 points9 points10 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
"niceguys" /s
[–]sjefsiljuuusFDS Newbie 8 points9 points10 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
scrotes are so low effort that they wont even try different ways to be a scrote. did they all go to the same school or something?
[–]joysie21FDS Newbie 6 points7 points8 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Said every guy that think they're nice. "I know it's weird" and the proceed to do whatever the entitled behavior they have to make sure you're uncomfortable with them and then beratted you for not giving whatever they asked.
[–]judithyourholofernesFDS Newbie 10 points11 points12 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Make you squirt = terrorize your pussy with unkept fingernails
[–]PornruinedsocietyFDS Disciple 2 points3 points4 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Hope she has her cystitis relief sachets ready, she'll need them after being subjected to a frantic and aggressive finger banging with those dirty unkept nails.
[–]chainsawbobcatFDS Newbie 2 points3 points4 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
'let's just skip the nonsense and go right to the gyno for Chlamydia treatment'
Dude your fucking quoting journey, get your basic ass back in your room
[–]RabidWenchFDS Disciple 3 points4 points5 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I saw this one last week, and someone in that thread had linked to a girl who puts creepy messages to music. It was fucking hilarious.
This guy needs some damn help, though.
[–]Newwavesupport3657FDS Newbie 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I officially hate journey
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