I Like How She Handled This 😂

seraphinelysion · 2021-06-13T04:44:59+00:00

I've always wanted to ask a man: "So you want me to have sex with you, but you don't want me to enjoy it. Is that correct?" Like why on earth would anyone do that?

millennialpink2000 · 2021-06-13T05:41:29+00:00

"He can't continue after orgasm but I can" is simply "I can keep using you as a fleshlight until I'm done" and he's enraged she didn't let him

This scenario is only a win if she dumps him. Otherwise it's just something he'll punish her for later

frostedgemstone · 2021-06-13T05:12:51+00:00

More women need to be like this. Or better yet not perform sexual acts at all until they are serviced from the get go. That’s my deal from my limited experience lol

Equal-Ear2312 · 2021-06-13T07:12:56+00:00

he makes me orgasm half of the time

hol' up!

by using a vibrator

hol' up again!

it's not him that's making her orgasm but the vibrator. so far the boyfriend, personally, has given her zero orgasms.

daisy_0720 · 2021-06-13T07:10:14+00:00

Any man who gets up to shower immediately after sex is LV. You've just shared an intimate and beautiful experience with someone you 'love', scrote. Cuddle her. Talk to her. Kiss her softly. Stroke her hair. Ask if she's okay/happy/needs a drink of water.

Like, how is it so hard to be a decent human being??

heroic_nincompoop · 2021-06-13T04:00:53+00:00

It took her a while to get there, but I'm so proud of her 💕 These stories of women leaving in the middle of crappy sex make me cackle in delight. I never even knew that was a possibility and it's like my whole world has shifted

Aocwannabe · 2021-06-13T04:19:41+00:00

Am I missing the part where she dumped him, too?

Because I hypothesize that he will pretend to want to please her for max 2 weeks and then they will back at square 1.

HereForTheFreeFoodOk · 2021-06-13T03:59:55+00:00

Love this!!

Or this is a flip side.

If you are having sex with a man and it's just not doing anything for you/he is being selfish just get up and leave.

Exit stage left.

I have done this and it amuses me as the men are literally standing their stroking their cocks wide-eyed, dishevelled and confused. "w-wh-where are you going??"

Just be like "I'm bored, not feeling this - see ya"

Edit: We know men are overly emotional and get triggered easily so you don't want to risk violence because you are not attending to his pee-pee.

So fake sickness/diarraheah/period pain - anything "gross" to get you out of their safely.

Reminder: You do not have to "play act" through shitty sex.

CuntWaffe · 2021-06-13T04:18:48+00:00

Uh, your fingers and your mouth still work, scrote.

fak_beauty_standards · 2021-06-13T08:00:33+00:00

Guys who don't eat out 🤢🤮 And women who put up with them 🤡

ivy176 · 2021-06-13T08:28:06+00:00

Dude my husband is 45 and can go for at least 10 minutes after he finishes. If we haven't done it in a while then probably 20+. He's just kept going until it literally fell out a few times and just switches immediately to something else, so there's no excuse lol

spinsterchachkies · 2021-06-13T04:31:51+00:00

He ran home to mommy. Dump him sis

radsera99 · 2021-06-13T10:38:59+00:00

Give men a fraction of the shit treatment they give us, their worlds will implode. They cannot fathom us not putting them first.

throwitawayuserna213 · 2021-06-13T04:14:10+00:00

Idk, four months? Height of pickmeisha me never gave oral first. Ever.

I can't imagine going FOUR MONTHS without getting any in return. And if I didn't orgasm the second time together (generous me), I was gone. There is no third try. FDS me? First try. I guess she finally figured it out, though, so props. Finally.

Optimal_Grapefruit_5 · 2021-06-13T12:01:17+00:00

This for all the guys who claim it's a woman's fault for "not communicating enough" or "not giving feedback". Women are constantly communicating and giving feedback lmfao, some dudes just won't listen and need to be avoided like the plague.

kycake · 2021-06-13T07:28:41+00:00

6 months?!?! seriously?! why has she been putting up with his bs for that long? good on her for doing what she did, but now she's gotta dump him. sounds like she only did what she did to show him how it feels, since after 6 months of talking and pleading with him to take her pleasure into account, he still hasn't. now she is trying to show instead of talking, which is pointless for the most part. if u have to say to your partner that your pleasure matters u should dump him asap. not beg for 6 months then finally do one semi selfish thing just to continue putting up with his neglect later. i also don't get why she posted about it, like what kind of advice can people give besides, 'find a partner who actually respects and values u or stay with this looser cause he isn't changing for u it's been 6 months come on'

materialpleasures · 2021-06-13T10:34:21+00:00

I am so appalled by how normalised this sort of behaviour is. When you reverse the genders it sounds bizarre, yet it's so accepted for men to do. Love her attitude!

GodILoveTheEnglish · 2021-06-13T04:26:37+00:00

Lmfao I hope she dumped this lazy scrote. How gross. If a man ever tried to get me to give him oral before I’ve had an orgasm, I’m kicking him out of bed ✋😂

ninefiveoneone · 2021-06-13T06:13:48+00:00

If a man does not go down on you early on the first time you have sex, walk out and never look back. HVM will be very eager to pleasure you. Life is too short for selfish, lazy scrotes in bed.

BxGyrl416 · 2021-06-13T14:30:29+00:00

I can’t believe the amount of women in their 30s and older who’ve never had an orgasm during sex. Most men are absolutely not good in bed and have managed to go through life not knowing or caring because their GFs never spoke up.

purasangria · 2021-06-13T04:25:49+00:00

This is queen shit! 👑

I'm sick of men not prioritizing a woman's sexual pleasure. Good for you for showing him how it feels to be left high and dry.

So he can't continue after orgasm, so you get nothing? Hell, no. You better make sure I come before you do, or it will be the last time you sleep with me.

TrixieFriganza · 2021-06-13T09:17:15+00:00

Haha this is hilarious, it's so typical men leave when they're ready without considering her so why can't she too.

Unfit_Needleworker · 2021-06-13T04:01:26+00:00

Brilliant

ambgreen · 2021-06-13T04:23:48+00:00

Good for her. He sounds useless

lolmemberberries · 2021-06-13T14:02:00+00:00

I would've dumped him when he refused to give me oral, but I like her energy here.

CynicalSucculent · 2021-06-13T18:31:06+00:00

I don't.. she should've just dumped his ass. Why be with a selfish NVM?

catlady4u · 2021-06-13T12:46:35+00:00

Nice lesson and now she needs to dump him

FDS-GFY · 2021-06-13T15:15:22+00:00

4 months? Sis, even one time should be a sign to take out the trash. They Never. Ever. Get. Better.

TellCerseeItWasMe · 2021-06-13T17:34:41+00:00

I'd like to know how to leave in the middle of the act... the same way they do to us

_electrafire · 2021-06-13T18:14:50+00:00

This woman is a queen, so much respect😂

VgraceD · 2021-06-13T22:19:06+00:00

👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 this. 🙌🏻

mynamenotnob · 2021-06-13T05:48:04+00:00

Haha love how she handled it, serves him right!

I’ve never had one sadly :(

Big-Respond8481 · 2021-06-13T18:10:53+00:00

Well I can't continue after orgasm. I am swollen and penetration hurts at this point. Why would he think this isn't the case for his gf too?🙄🙄

Title	I Like How She Handled This 😂
Author	jisooturtlrabbitkim
Upvotes	855
Comments	79
Date	June 12, 2021 10:24 PM UTC (5 years ago)
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