Link this dude sends his matches. Click and decide if you wanna laugh or cry.

Aphor1st · 2020-08-27T23:17:46+00:00

Makes fun of women wearing makeup... Photoshops the hell out of his picture. Hunty, I can spot that blur tool from a mile away.

yegerska · 2020-08-27T23:19:54+00:00

Isn’t it nice when people let you know how shitty they are before you get emotionally invested? Lmao

jjlew922 · 2020-08-27T23:28:01+00:00

Omg laughing so hard right now this dude is a walking oxymoron and making my head spin with all the gaslighting. He should just say “looking for a mommy to take care of me cause I’m a lazy, argumentative, cerebral narcissist who will make you think I don’t demand perfection but will certainly reference my dating CV to the contrary” 🤣🤣🤣

Pasdepromesses · 2020-08-28T00:06:17+00:00

That’s a lot of words for saying ‘I’m a lazy LVM who doesn’t take care of myself’.

He wants someone to ‘grow fat with’ but considers vegan unhealthy. Smh.

marsupialface · 2020-08-27T23:52:03+00:00

This made me scream and laugh. Wow.

Also is it weird I just know he’s a software engineer? I’ve not taken the time to look into him but 99% certain just on this he works in software engineering 😅

Sage_Planter · 2020-08-27T23:50:23+00:00

Couch potato. I don’t know how to stress this enough, but its important part of me.

This is so unattractive.

iggypooop · 2020-08-28T00:07:29+00:00

Anyone who specifically looks for an introvert is most likely an abuser in my book...

Hardwatergal · 2020-08-28T00:54:11+00:00

He describes himself as wholesome and then says this shit:

"A lot of women cant answer: “Besides sex, what do you provide in a relationship?”"

I need to go take a shower.

Capable_Okra · 2020-08-27T23:20:53+00:00

Holy cow.... This is.... Something

Alma00019 · 2020-08-28T01:34:28+00:00

Wtf is this incoherent nonsense? This guy can't even English good.

Some gems:

i prefer to be single but not with the wrong person.

I don’t mind successful, career, more intelligent or taller women. Not a problem. I’m not scared of what.

Couch potato. I don’t know how to stress this enough, but its important part of me.

zero ambition and money, not greedy and not possessive.

First he says this:

Your happiness Is not my responsibility, you and I should be happy as an individual, then we come together to share our happiness.
Giving someone a responsibility to make you happy when you can’t do it for yourself is the ultimate selfishness and show a lack of intelligence and never spend the time to know and understand yourself.

But then he says this:

Looking for that woman to come out of nowhere and fit in my life perfectly completely and make my existence whole accomplished for the very first time ever in my life and make me happy taken.

Just.... what?

LaBaronessa · 2020-08-28T01:28:21+00:00

Sorry bruv, you hit the wall like 20 years ago 💅🏾

carameals · 2020-08-28T02:56:32+00:00

"Nature enemy of women’s life and thinking style. I use logic, science, statistics, common sense and reason, not emotions"

Sure he doesn't use emotions and operate SOLELY on logic, science, and statistics when he was rambling and writing all that bullsh!t hahahahaha.

RED FLAG: he watches Jordan Peterson.

idiosyncrassy · 2020-08-28T01:44:41+00:00

This guy sounds like if he bought you a $1 cup of coffee he'd charge you 25 cents for the half n half.

ChristianGirl93 · 2020-08-27T23:52:06+00:00

I am unimpressed by his inability to use the word ‘is’ and his use of sweeping generalizations like ‘decent human being’- which to him, is a cover for the word ‘perfect person.’

Ladies, Guys who use sweeping generalizations like: -not all guys -he’s a good/moral person -a good job -intelligent conversation -a nice dress -a nice necklace

You get the point; these are all covers for ‘it means what I think it means’ meaning these guys don’t know crap and can’t communicate for it.

ItsFreezen · 2020-08-28T01:25:48+00:00

Blah Blah Blah. This trash watches porn.

Orphanedpinkpetals · 2020-08-27T23:59:50+00:00

Shark eyes

Cookie_Duchess · 2020-08-28T01:54:30+00:00

The best part is that he put ads on this page to make money off clicks LOL.

Half_Halt · 2020-08-28T01:50:51+00:00

🤣🤣 Dat picture, tbough! " I got a BA in philosophy on the 8 year plan. Even the frat brothers thought I was shady af creeping their parties as a 28yo. Now I'm "pursing a masters in film" (aka, I work PT at the movie theater & get in trouble a lot for stalking the 16yo girls who work the concessions stand."

carameals · 2020-08-28T00:49:06+00:00

i nexted before i got through the first sentence.

oh my god then i just kept reading. He has a lot of requirements for someone who is upfront about not wanting to give you shit or even be nice to you.

ellaykim · 2020-08-28T02:58:17+00:00

This is so.... embarrassing!

I got to section 3 and thought “what the hell, how long is this??” So I scrolled and scrolled and scrolled...

Omg I don’t even know the guy and I want to block and delete 😂

no_therworldly · 2020-08-28T03:11:24+00:00

[deleted]

Orphanedpinkpetals · 2020-08-28T00:00:13+00:00

His smile doesnt really reach his eyes Deceptive

Wait__No__What · 2020-08-28T03:27:29+00:00

So....he's a day laborer couch potato? With no ambition and no money and he's not materialistic. Well, no shit; hard to be materialistic when you got no materials and no desire to get any.

Wtf did I just read? I don't think English is this guy's 1st language, which is fine, but goddamn, if you're gonna yammer on for 75 paragraphs about who you want and who you don't, learn to conjugate a fucking verb, will ya?

Anyway, that was a fuck ton of words to say "I'm boring, broke, and useless. Please suck my dick."

Mulkvistee · 2020-08-28T00:11:06+00:00

After straight up spelling out his disgust at doing anything that might benefit a woman in a relationship he actually has the audacity to type "I’d like to find that beautiful type of relationship where life can be shared on a deeper level." Silly scrote. Beautiful relationships aren't for men who look down on investment in their partner, security, or viewing women as people.

....and wtf is with the "van life" thing?! Is that the old scrotes broke version of a tree house? And like four MBTI types, dafuq? Most I've ever seen is someone being between two. He's a very special snowflake I'll give him that 😂

TokiMarvel · 2020-08-28T03:01:20+00:00

Of course he’s a Cancer male. But really, does he think anyone is going to fit any of this screed of all the things he doesn’t want?

feminologie_ · 2020-08-28T01:25:58+00:00

Is he serious?????

Hour_Scarcity · 2020-08-28T00:07:49+00:00

Where did you find that? He sounds like a total nightmare.

KLoSlurms · 2020-08-28T04:32:03+00:00

“Don’t be unhealthy” -self proclaimed Couch Potato

Sekina7 · 2020-08-28T05:15:33+00:00

I'm...perplexed. Does he KNOW what he looks like ? And despite the glaring ad for a former/current incel trying to date, I mean "dating CV" it STILL is not clear what exactly he is offering? Apart from a GIANT RED FLAG. My GOD the audacity! THIS is the perfect example of why online dating is a cesspool for women! Men really be getting big headed off the fact that you as the woman have matched with him and therefore have validated his giant ego, must be desperate and find him to be a...CATCH. And so he feels he can start calling shots out of the gate. JFC...

Layla-bg · 2020-08-28T05:53:53+00:00

Judging by the name, this man seems to be from my country. And I can confirm there are so many entitled men like that (unfortunately not only here). That’s the kind of crap I have to deal with.

shedragoness · 2020-08-28T06:22:29+00:00

Never in my life have I’ve been happier to be a smoker.

pineappleshampoo · 2020-08-28T06:43:44+00:00

I’m sure this is just a joke. Wants someone who isn’t fat but wants to grow fat together. Doesn’t want a woman who needs him to sort her life out but wants one who’ll make him whole. It’s funny though!

“zero ambition or money” 😂

DunRuther · 2020-08-28T16:14:07+00:00

was raised by a single mother. Watched her get hurt many times and make many mistakes from which I learned a lot. Made me believe how important it is to treat a woman right.

Yet his third sentence says he refuses to date single mothers. Guess it’s because he saw his mom get hurt by LVMs and he knows he will be the same way.

Noemie_Mathilde · 2020-08-28T06:52:01+00:00

I laugh so much.

" Love isn’t a feeling coming from your crotch"

heleninthealps · 2020-08-28T07:12:23+00:00

HOLY F*CKING CRAP. With the emphasis on CRAP hahaha oh man.... so much demands. Wow. The entitlement and narcissism.

Gourmay · 2020-08-28T10:15:35+00:00

“Unhealthy body spectrum.. vegan”, I literally have never been healthier than in my 10 years being vegan judging by my bloodwork, doctor and half-marathons. But lol at the “I care for the environment”..

TheFeministFox · 2020-08-28T11:07:29+00:00

God, I wouldn't even date this man if he were the last person alive and somebody paid me money for it. He sounds like an absolute ass.

Nifteroni-and-Cheese · 2020-08-28T14:16:01+00:00

I don’t think he understood the Ted talk about sex and mathematics, it’s the first video he linked and while maybe he really liked the part where she said data supported couples with high uncompromising standards lasted longer, that was more of a throwaway comment making a larger point about mathematics being an elegant science that can be widely applied, like I don’t think he got the point AT ALL. So much for valuing intelligence.

lhatw · 2020-08-28T13:09:11+00:00

It’s the Jordan Peterson links at the end for me.... ☠️

Milobear27 · 2020-09-01T11:32:46+00:00

This is online dating bro. Less words, more pictures. Oh wait you’re unattractive..

Ofc he is a cancer.

I just finish reading the attachment book so I’m a bit obsessed but this guy is definitely avoidant. Thinking he is holding out for the mythical “one” when in reality the issue is him.

moralxdilemma · 2020-08-28T00:37:23+00:00

And then it ends with one two three FOUR Jordan Peterson videos y'all I am dying 🤣🤣🤣

Wkndwhorechata · 2020-08-28T18:06:20+00:00

I want a girl to giggle at everything I say.

Title	Link this dude sends his matches. Click and decide if you wanna laugh or cry.
Author	no_therworldly
Upvotes	69
Comments	94
Date	August 27, 2020 11:03 PM UTC (5 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/FemaleDatingStrategy
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/FemaleDatingStrategy/comments/ihvnno/link_this_dude_sends_his_matches_click_and_decide/
Archive Link	https://theredarchive.com/r/FemaleDatingStrategy/link-this-dude-sends-his-matches-click-and-decide.170417 https://theredarchive.com/post/170417

Comments