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detectivejuicee · 2020-03-13T17:48:07+00:00

I would be concerned being with a man who enjoys eating while his wife and child are watching.

RobotAmerican · 2020-03-13T18:02:22+00:00

Her King has such an amazing castle that she must take pictures in her car, lest she blind the world with the light and glory of his majesty. All would perish in jealousy to see the throne from which he dines. The wretches, they dare not deserve to look upon its divinity!

Nearby-Armadillo · 2020-03-13T18:18:01+00:00

Ordained by whom? I can't think of any god or religion that demands an entire family sit and let their food get cold while the pater familias eats.

timetofliptables · 2020-03-13T19:03:33+00:00

Ummm... what she described was a servant not a queen. A queen doesn’t watch anyone eat before eating.

What crazy ass nonsense. She might as well go eat alone in the kitchen. Or maybe under a cupboard under a staircase. Gross.

Freddit98 · 2020-03-13T17:34:16+00:00

Translation:

“PLEAAAAAASSEEEE someone stay with me I️ am SOOO SICKK of being ALOOOONE, I️ have VALUEEEEEE, WHY won’t they PICK MEEEEEE, I’ll do ANYYYTHINGG 😢😭😭🥵🥵”

Davina33 · 2020-03-13T17:38:35+00:00

Gosh, talk about doing yourself a disservice.

wegonfuckornah · 2020-03-13T18:13:41+00:00

That could neva be me.

I’m a hungry bish and I eat when I wish.

2020-03-13T18:45:23+00:00

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mypretties · 2020-03-13T19:45:53+00:00

Aside from all the internalized misogyny, who wants a couple of people sitting across from them staring at them eat?

southernruby · 2020-03-13T18:21:36+00:00

Hell no!! Cook someone dinner to watch him eat while my food sits there and gets cold??? Hell to the NO!!!!!!

NoThisIs-Patrick · 2020-03-13T17:35:36+00:00

What the absolute fuck? That's a good way to get in with a real control freak.

FodderFigureIllushun · 2020-03-13T19:35:13+00:00

Why does he need her to watch him eat? Is he afraid he'll choke because he's guzzling everything down without chewing?

ALSO how humiliating would it be to have a man require you and your baby to wait to eat? As if his nutrition is more important than everyone else's. Is his constitution that fragile that he needs to make sure he's full before others can eat? This Pickmeesha BS...

InayahDaneen · 2020-03-13T19:48:35+00:00

My grandfather serves my grandmother first, then me if I am visiting, and himself last. He also asks her/us what we would like to drink and prepares it before sitting down. That is a real HVM.

mypretties · 2020-03-13T19:46:37+00:00

Why would a King want his starving children to watch him stuff his face?

spacebubbletea · 2020-03-13T20:32:02+00:00

This is some redpillwoman shit

Sage_Planter · 2020-03-13T17:46:08+00:00

LOL.

I can't fucking imagine.

gcthrowaway2019 · 2020-03-13T19:47:27+00:00

Oh HELL no. You're remembering or looking up the recipes, accounting for what's in the pantry, spending the 2 hours grocery shopping, lugging in the groceries, putting them up while cleaning the fridge of whatever might've spoiled, taking out that trash, prepping the veggies, thawing the meat, monitoring the stove, plating the food, clearing the table, doing the dishes, wiping down the counters and the stove, sweeping the floor getting shit ready to do most of it again tomorrow and the next day...

...while you and the kiddos eat AFTER he does and he maybe "helped" you bring those bags in from the car. A queen indeed.

RedRetrograde · 2020-03-13T19:55:13+00:00

Sad. What a weak woman. Fingers crossed that she one day grows a spine.

CuriousCatNYC777 · 2020-03-13T20:44:34+00:00

These are the same Pickmeishas you would see on “dates” at the movies, being forced to seeTHE MOST VIOLENT TOXIC MASCULINE films otherwise their “date” won’t go.

You will never see the girl in this picture treated to a romcom by her “king”.

GROSS! #cockholdsyndrome

MomsSpecialFriend · 2020-03-13T20:29:26+00:00

I don't even like it when people do that to train their dogs. That woman looks worn down.

nosynobody · 2020-03-13T18:56:13+00:00

Wow just wow. But in a lot of traditional Indian households the men and children would be served while the woman would eat last. I like how tradcon takes the worst aspects of traditional culture and makes it worse.

BurningSalami · 2020-03-13T18:24:48+00:00

Like having a man is such important life accomplishment, sure

humblyrude · 2020-03-13T19:03:09+00:00

I think she’s mistaking “queen” for “servant.” 🤮

Hulksmashbogies · 2020-03-13T22:59:50+00:00

Ah yes, that real Queen type. I believe Elizabeth II does the same. Some say she's still waiting for the Duke of Edinburgh to finish his pea soup.

chungkingxbricks · 2020-03-13T20:59:02+00:00

Sounds more like an abusive monster to me.

galian84 · 2020-03-13T19:57:07+00:00

The hell did I just read??

Radtron3000 · 2020-03-13T20:08:48+00:00

Ew. No.

SavingsStrength0 · 2020-03-13T22:57:51+00:00

Their poor kids. She’s teaching her daughter this shit is normal and her son will grow up expecting this of his future wife :’(

7_0f_9 · 2020-03-14T02:17:40+00:00

and yet i bet he's still cheating on her and doesn't pay attention to his kids lmao

mercybenelli · 2020-03-13T22:34:18+00:00

If I make the meal, my ass is eating FIRST... unless I have kids, in which case the order goes kids, me, husband.

sholybaby · 2020-03-13T21:18:56+00:00

absolutely nuts.. both her and her kInG are absolutely nuts

ny-lady · 2020-03-13T22:03:19+00:00

So you let your kids sit hungry watching their dad eat? What the...

smg222888 · 2020-03-13T22:45:36+00:00

Lolololol wow having no husband IS SO GREAT!!!

VaporwaveVampire · 2020-03-13T23:28:08+00:00

That sounds so awkward. I see nothing enjoyable for anyone involved, unless the man is into weird power dynamics

modernmedusaa · 2020-03-14T02:33:03+00:00

‘Stop this independent foolishness’

We don’t need the vote, we don’t need an education so we can understand what’s going on the world, we don’t need to be represented in politics or sciences or law even tho we birth everyone here, we don’t need rights or protections for our safety as women who get pregnant, we don’t need to fight against sex trafficking or abuse, we don’t need financiancial independence because these scrotes are so reliable, faithful and dependable.

We don’t need any of this- all we need is our blind faith in pickmeisha and her couch potato cheating scrote from Tinder!

Can I get a

HALLELUJAH!!!!

raddy-set-go · 2020-03-14T02:39:00+00:00

I hope there’s a tiny car coming to pick up all these guys here 🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡

jadedrose7 · 2020-03-13T21:58:37+00:00

I just feel sorry for woman like this. Their sense of self worth and self esteem must SO low. Also, education level is typically low in people with a mentality like this.

positivecatz · 2020-03-14T01:26:44+00:00

This makes me the most sad for the children. Any incredible years leaflet will tell you that children need nourished, praises and supported to grow healthy and happy. Not just physically but mentally. A “head of the household” does not provide these messages of building self-confidence, resilience and independence, it teaches you are “below” in a pecking order. It builds aggressive children with attachment issues.

liberalbelle · 2020-03-13T18:31:42+00:00

Absolutely nonsense.

Datonecatladyukno · 2020-03-13T23:26:30+00:00

Wow. A whole other level

Nikita_kitty93 · 2020-03-14T00:52:40+00:00

She officially lost it🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️

PicklesNBacon · 2020-03-14T01:07:07+00:00

Da fuq?!

PauperMache · 2020-03-14T01:12:59+00:00

She says that, but her face says she doesn't believe it. She looks so unhappy.

BlueberryOrchid95 · 2020-03-13T22:34:01+00:00

That’s degrading. I don’t even make my own dog wait for the “master” to eat before they are allowed to. That’s so degrading. No animal kingdom has the wife waiting to eat until the male does. None. That’s not natural.

Lindapod · 2020-03-13T23:47:17+00:00

Lmao is this shit real?

2020-03-13T23:56:53+00:00

Horrifying.

damselinareddress · 2020-03-14T01:25:51+00:00

I think I just threw up in my mouth. 🤮🤮🤮

Epiphan3 · 2020-03-14T01:29:38+00:00

HELL nah, please

StrawberryMoon3 · 2020-03-14T01:52:35+00:00

I think the fuck not. This is pure nonsense

Meredeen · 2020-03-14T03:10:38+00:00

Is this the final boss in pickmeisha hell??

jojosbabymoms · 2020-03-14T03:27:42+00:00

Oh fuck no sis is stuck on stupid imagine letting your kids starve in the name of being a pick me

Summerlycoris · 2020-03-13T22:02:18+00:00

Are we sure this woman isnt a lioness? That doesnt sound nessasary for humans to do.

senoiallo · 2020-03-14T00:02:35+00:00

iM nOt LiKe oThEr gIrLs

AliceKingsly · 2020-03-14T01:54:11+00:00

This shit reminds me of my mom in the beginning of her relationship with her current boyfriend. She would always give him larger potions as if the fact that we were young women meant we didn't want to eat more and she would always serve him first. She doesn't do this anymore mostly I think because he doesn't eat at the table with us like he used to (thank God) but she still continues to do everything for him. From making his plate, getting him his condiments, and pouring him drink but then whenever I or my niece/nephew ask her for something (HER OWN FAMILY) she's suddenly like "I'm not your maid. You can get it yourself. You have 2 feet." As if that other dude you wait for hand and foot on doesn't?

LaidLacefront · 2020-03-14T03:10:45+00:00

I wouldn’t take advice from anyone wearing a closure like that

Perlzzy · 2020-03-14T04:47:37+00:00

This is actually a traditional way for women to feed their husbands in Ghana. Wonder if she’s culturally more connected to west Africa.

LadyGrimes · 2020-03-14T05:08:13+00:00

No fucking words.

2020-03-14T14:29:24+00:00

That's insane. I thought it was a bit of a power trip when people put down their dogs food so the dog has to be told they can eat it, doing that but with people is on a whole other level.

MetalPrincess14032 · 2020-03-13T21:14:36+00:00

Uh no. Yes I respect my partner and cook for him but we are equals in this relationship. He is NOT better than I

mulahn · 2020-03-14T04:12:09+00:00

i read it as sarcasm

CuteLilCourttt · 2020-03-14T04:56:20+00:00

Wack

kimadoll · 2020-03-14T07:02:37+00:00

Oh my god, she won the fucking prize.

Novemberinthechair · 2020-03-14T10:39:56+00:00

Did a fucked up man write this?

myaccountiscool · 2020-03-14T22:33:56+00:00

Hahahahaha

Title	nO
Author	Celestine87
Upvotes	329
Comments	98
Date	March 13, 2020 5:27 PM UTC (6 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/FemaleDatingStrategy
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/FemaleDatingStrategy/comments/fi3be0/no/
Archive Link	https://theredarchive.com/r/FemaleDatingStrategy/no.693182 https://theredarchive.com/post/693182

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